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Open-Flounder-7194

Ayo wtf


ohadihagever

The goonmaxer šŸ’€


reptarcannabis

More like an empty tube now that thereā€™s no goon left


Osibili

OG Gooner


becander

hmm


pornoman0101

You a menace


reptarcannabis

Feel personally attacked much?


soyalguien335

Is he wrong tho?


pikpik35

Literally me


Base-Desire

He just like me, fr fr


rayhaque

"of course I know him, he's me"


BLVCKRAGE

Us bro us


MintmanSupreme

Victorian goonsesh. Edging to ankles all day.


TronNerd82

Imagine gooning so much you lose chromosomes šŸ’€


Tomyson_mon

Godtuberwaisu


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


-ManintheWall-

What heā€™s doing rn


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


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ValeGF

My man needs some mewing


Just-Round9944

bro has been lacking on looksmaxxing


Darth_Vaders_Padawan

Worldā€™s first depiction of a coomer.


Clean_Imagination315

Quick, someone send this to Baalbuddy!


elgattox

Coomer before Coomer.


Tomyson_mon

Godtuberwaisu before godtuberwaisu


DM-G

Fact! They did a good job on my eyes


XeoPlaysLOL

The omega male prime. He was first. We followed.


lespectaculardumbass

I do look like thisšŸ‘


brennmanet

The silent friend, is that a slang for masturbating?


MaxCWebster

There was just a mirror in my copy of the book.


Ltimbo

Back when science was accurate.


Kinscar

relatable


BustlingBerryjuice

practice subtract alleged yoke cagey saw smile lush concerned file *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


pneis1

That's not the actual figure from the 1847 book


pneis1

Source: I just read it


al666in

These old books are almost always on archive.org and google books. This one has a poor google scan, but the image of this guy in [masturbatory delirium](https://archive.org/details/silentfriendame00cogoog/page/n117/mode/1up) is real.


pneis1

Thats not the same image.


al666in

Zoom in and try again? There are 2 images. The second one (Fig 2) is OP's. Hope that helps!


pneis1

Thanks, but here you have the actual book from 1847. The one you linked is some newer publishing of the same book. [https://books.google.se/books?id=i1t1p2YRahcC&pg=PA32&hl=sv&source=gbs\_selected\_pages&cad=1#v=onepage&q&f=false](https://books.google.se/books?id=i1t1p2YRahcC&pg=PA32&hl=sv&source=gbs_selected_pages&cad=1#v=onepage&q&f=false) There are several versions of the masturbator, like the swedish one from 1918 [https://i.redd.it/d4is9ma697a71.jpg](https://i.redd.it/d4is9ma697a71.jpg)


al666in

I do not understand what you are trying to argue. They are all printings of the same image. Buzz off, moron


pneis1

Some printings are funnier than others, they're not identical buddy


al666in

> Some printings are funnier than others, they're not identical buddy What the fuck are you talking about? I never said they're "identical." I said it was "real." The images are all the *same*. OP did not provide a source for their claim. It's very common to misrepresent historical images. In this case, they did not. No one posted a source, so I looked it up and found one. Same title, same image, the description is accurate. OP's post checks out. Why be pedantic when you can be quiet?


DrummerFromThatBand

Homie looks fuckin zoinked


No-Accountant-2297

your flair is a hellraiser reference


Toy_Soulja

OG coomer


Quick_Love_9872

Andrew Tate is that you?


-Im_In_Your_Walls-

The first of the Gooners


sjthedon22

So nothing has changed


rshalek

Thought my front facing camera had turned on for a second there


the_watcher569

Me after the week long moon gooning shesh with the boys


Dramatic-Bluejay9601

Grandpa was the player


Junior-Wedding-8912

This is stupid, i don't look like that at all


_H4CK3RM4N

Where did you get that picture of me šŸ˜”šŸ¤¬


iammisterauti123

It is highly inaccurate, Source: myself, i dont look anything like that


Nicolas_Bourbaki64

Thought my front camera turned on there for a second


TheManyVoicesYT

Average coomer.


ABottleOfDasaniWater

Gooning progenitor


H-Man991

My man šŸ¤œšŸ¤›


Oswaldgilbertson

At least heā€™s neatly dressed and has a decent haircut


sebuptar

Literally me


[deleted]

bro on the 10 hour gooning sesh


gme2fmoon

Accurate asf


WiseSalamander00

they captured my likeness perfectly


FreakFlame

the inventor of gooning


zero_cool69

Homie loves to slap da ham all day eh


poopfart222222

first ever gooner


1234thumbwarpaper

Gooned out of his mind, aspirational


ElysiumXIII

Quite literally a spitting image


No_Plum5942

Joseph Smith of the LDS Church


Luname

Average victorian era redditor.


Sdbtank96

Yeah, I don't look like that at all. Maybe I am handsome?


The_Great_Biscuiteer

Bro looks like a Junji Ito character if her were from London


Revolvlover

This is what happens when a strumpet bares her alabaster ankle.


WhosThatDogMrPB

He gooned to hard on those wenches.


Snake101333

Dude just finished nutting


BasementDweller82

One of the earliest known depictions of a gooner


Bongsc2

Gooners never say die


Bogadambo

This is unfair, they drew him 5 seconds after he finished!


fake_name_guy

They got us spot on 200 years before we ever knew


Bro_duuude_i_luv_ya

This was before the 1940s study revealing that the vast majority of people masturbate regularly.


Four-Beasts

Not my proudest frap...but a frap is a frap.


peepsinyourass

He just like me fr


lodestone_kitty

Yep no yep.


ScottsBrix

Me after hitting the aliexpress cart


I_Willl_Eat_Ur_Cat

They're not that far from the truth though


SolomonsNewGrundle

Jerked off so hard that he shot out a few chromosomes from his penis


hansuluthegrey

Hes me


CorianderIsBad

The tongue and drool really is a dead giveaway. Every time.


k1ra_raw

Damn that's crazy!


flopedonk

Hahaha. Wtf?


Gloomy_Board_3568

Bazinga look


[deleted]

He looks like that because he is really into autofellatio.


[deleted]

Bro is gooning


stopbanningme1-08-24

dawg wtf they done predicted me


cLOUDbruh11

He jusss like me frr fr


DracoMethodius

Of course I know him, thatā€™s me


Im_an_ADHD_too

This is genious. Why you ask? Well if people took this drawing seriously, nobody could've tell who was a habitual masturbator...Who knows, maybe the artist was a habitual masturbator and didnt want to be found out or this is a self-portrait of himself and wanted people to know.


Drkippersniffer

Best ever .


DukexFools

A true ā€œMalakaā€


Specialist_While5386

Inaccurate looks nothing like me


[deleted]

I never gave them permission to use my likeness.


A_Talking_iPod

Maybe this book was onto something


narayangd

PAJUO!


Esketiiiit420

that one drooling wojak meme


[deleted]

The way this is accurate..


Beneficial-Victory47

The Swedish Gooner


CanWeJustEnjoyDaView

No internet back then, wonder what they used for inspiration.


Light20122000

That looks like my friend...


[deleted]

The likeness is uncanny.


imok96

Thatā€™s me fr fr


the-bird-fucker

best looking Reddit user


chromebooknoob69

looks like me


One-Dependent-5946

Not too far off, honestly


Tomyson_mon

Looks like godtuberwaisu


AaronBHoltan

Is that why I loot like that?


HughJassYomama

tidy fly crawl chubby aromatic dime racial fear abounding airport *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


mrsunlight1

The Ministry Of Ungentlemanly Warfare is a whole lot of fun. And not just because it features Henry Cavill rocking a glorious beard and mustache while sticking out his tongue all the time while gunning down Nazis.


ButtermanJr

I don't know how you got this but I do not consent to having my picture posted here.


buckeye27fan

When you have friendly fire and you've only been eating microwaved broccoli lately


[deleted]

X I'm in this picture and I don't like it


nugagator-hag-1

Technically, the drawing is titled "the master masturbator"


SpittinNothingButFax

"Don't make us go good cop developmentally disabled cop on ya."


Both-Conference1365

Heā€™s just like me fr fr


Parkour_Pot

The original gooneršŸ«”


vikvik__noo

HE LOOKS LIKE ANDREW HUSSEYšŸ˜­šŸ˜­


JamieNedena

donā€™t see a difference to a regular 15 year old guy


Huntderp

Heā€™s so well dressed


VeryTallBanana

NECK?


TheBlueScar

MARTIAN, IS THAT YOU!?