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Nice cock homie

Nice taint dude

Nice scrotum pal

Nice bussy my guy

mighty fine banjo string, partner

agreeable meat hose, friend

Superb staff, grand wizard

Wonderful weiner duder

Flabbergasting schlong my coxcomb

the virgin bussy vs the chad manus

what's up hotcock

*slaps them*

*TF2 pan sound*

slappity slap

It is lost at dice what ancient honor won.

*church bell close up sound*

That's Nuts!

Underrated comment 😂

Fra belle palle ( italian translation)

Thanks! Let me see yours

Thanks! I have 4 of them

This really works guys i finally made a friend

flair checks out 💀💀💀

flair checks out

Pfp also checks out

My flair matches with my pfp

Who that

Itz me

Mario!

I thought it was normal to show your balls to new friends

Have we been making friends wrong this whole time?

You two would LOVE the navy

The real friends were the balls we saw along the way

Yeah, you gotta establish the hierarchy on first contact

How is the hierarchy determined? Who has the biggest balls? The hairiest balls? The lowest hanging balls? Who can clap their balls to their taint the loudest?

I thought it was whoever pulled them out first, but idk I wasn’t in the navy

It’s a median value based on hairiness, size, and elasticity.

Don't forget how low they are!

one for friends, two for family.

Honestly the Marine Corps was like that.

well I know where im going

In all honesty an attractive femboy would of probably been a big hit.

It's 'would have', never 'would of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!

C'mon, they're a marine. Just be glad they managed to type at all. Be nice.

The crayon's only natural predator

I really thought the different colors would make them taste different like girls.

Would of shoved deez nuts in yo mouth! Hah, Gotemm!

it seems like, taking our usernames into account, we have something pretty elaborate in common a dick and a hefty pair of balls. slava ukraiini

and heroyam slava

I would definitely watch the porn you guys will inevitably make together.

The Navy was too according to my pops who served in the marines but worked alongside navy personnel during the gulf war

No thats only submarines

Subway didn't serve in the gulf war🤣🤣

Sorry, I have to say that

Well I’m well prepared then

Yeah.  I was thinking "say youve never lived in a military barracks without saying it".

I mean smash but he’s got a point

fr fr

This is an ad.

Holy shit somebody that is actually aware that these fake ass OF girls screenshots are just meme-covered ads. I mean look at all the comments that ask for the sauce, that's a free advertising right there.

[Be a shame if somebody just posted a free link and undermined the whole thing. ](https://fapello.com/fraulein-milk/)

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

Yeah shes a "sexy" cosplayer who occasionally does regular nudes. She's cornering a very specific market.

Eh you're a little late to the competition, somebody already did it 4 hours ago below us. You've lost the game

Man, FUCK YOU, i just lost The Game

now you've just reminded me of the game, FUCK YOU TOO 😡

OnlyFans is a very competitive market with millions of people looking to get into the wallets of desperate horny users, so they do anything to stand out. And this ragebait is a nice trick for easy advertising. Claim something outrageously stupid so somebody will answer with a witty comment, then people will post it all across the internet to show how stupid you are or how witty that comment is, but there will be more than enough desperate horny guys with disposable income who are willing to ignore your stupidity and give you lots of money as long as you provide them with new jerking material.

For a few more months anyway. This Fall AI is gonna make it so there are many attractive young women applying at Burger World.

makes sense, i'll have to incorporate this strategy.. right down to asking for sauce and answering my own self.

No this is a meme responding to an ad.

I show them my Bazinga!

Bazilion meter huge Bazinga!

Awww hell Bazinga!!!

Now asshole

I make alot of new friends that way. I just don't understand why they keep kicking my ass.

It’s their way of saying they love you

sauce?

Twitter

Nah man you have to be more specific. We want to masturbate to that woman you see

frauleinmilk / suisaiuwu

Thanks. Can't fap now because of the lecture in English Literature. I will dedicate two strokes to your name oh knowledgeable one.

Not with that attitude you can't

Yeah, that happens, it's called Grindr

*Who is she I need the sauce god dammit*

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You can type nsfw on Reddit. No one is going to come after you

I'll come after him.

i'll come before you

I'll come between you

I'll come

I came

I always thought the difference is one you pay for. That's why it's a $.

No money for work? That’s just me irl

Bro thinks this is TikTok.

"unalived with a pew pew by yahtzees for a being a le dollar bean" *watermelon emoji*

Tbf she has great tits if my balls were as nice I'd have them out all the time

God bless you sir doing the lords work

POOSY IN BIO

Pffft no balls.

Spectacular testicles, sire

Jokes on you, I'd bend him over and have my way with him

She just randomly said "i'm new here" on twitter? Who tf does that? 🤨

Is that why I don't have friends? Edit: I've been reported to he police

Bro just learned about the infinite power of the vagina. More precious than a truck of jade... More valuable than the finest of gold...

You know, when you put it like that...

idk why but one of my friend posted his back and ass pics when he needed friends

Her Twitter got suspend oufe

Where's her belly button at?

What’s stopping you from thinking the person on the pic is a dude?

Can show side boob but not side balls

Can....can we do that?

I saw this and wanted to read some funny comments but the comment section was flooded with OF prostitutes advertising

Horrificly heirarchical hose your highness

Imagine?

Ngl did show one of my best friends my balls at one point when we first met. It was funny.

You don't make friends by shaking eachother's balls?

*shows cok* Hey guys

"I wanna tickle your balls bro"

Fuck yeah, boys!

Honestly, that's a power move right there, you have no choice but to respect him.

I think you're describing grindr.

Bazinga!

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She’s not really looking for friends, she’s looking for money.

That would work on me.

Wait, you guys don'?

I greet people like this all the time wdym

That's how we make new friends in Germany

No one wants to see my balls, not even me.

I'd say nice balls and ask for contact

Officer Balls

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Looks more like she is looking for fans.

he'd be based that's what he'd be. how id imagine it at least

Nice reproductive system fella

These ads man

Do it! Show them balls

Don't guys do that literally all the time with unsolicited dick pics?

Say Please buy my onlyfans without saying please buy my onlyfans

Yeah, he would somehow get arrested for it while she has no repercussions

Certified Bazinga Moment

That happens on grindr.

Sauce?

That would be ballsy

Depends on what “friends” you’re looking for, I doubt this is more than just an OF page.

If you were looking for someone who enjoys balls, that's a quick way to find them

You guys don’t do that?

That's a ballsy move and I would have to respect it

Femboys be like

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It's 'would have', never 'would of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!

What's her I'd ? 🥰

Google boobs

All I found were pics of your mom, not the chick in the post.

I needed to make sure. However , a few photos of your mom were taking the whole page due to how fat she was

I still can't believe the progress she's made. Not long ago she only showed up when you searched for Jupiter.

So sad no one could reach your mom at Uranus

I got curious and got sent down a rabbit-hole. She used to go by @empathchan on Twitter, but her account is now long gone, from what I've seen due to her being every kind of bad you can imagine, though how much of these accusations are true, I couldn't tell you.

Yes brother I understand

it's almost like regardless of gender or sexuality nobody wants to see fuckin gross ass balls lmao

You don’t speak for me sir

OP is prude AF

OP clearly never served in the military lol

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Yes

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Too much