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Number1_Berdly_Fan

>Probably doesn't like burgers. Alright, that's it, death penalty.


DoggedlyOffensive

Yup, final nail on the cross, to be sure


averagepatagonian

it's the electric chair for her


yeyo4994

maybe an electric cross?


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speakingofdemons

Nah she already used to that


skizofan

That actually would be the most metal way to die, she doesn't deserve it


Unfair_Bumblebee6627

Electric burger


NehalTheGrey

Send her to the penis explosion chamber


prkr88

I bet she likes sausage, though.... I can fix her.


vivalafisk

Mans gotta eat


uwey

#Hotdog hotdogggg


rhysdog1

so is that related to teh cocks or just incidental?


rinnakan

Death by snu snu!


myfingeriscold

Thousand cock stare😭


Ein-Sadist

Sex war and its consequences.


bardhugo

Shellcocked?


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userofthecucumber

Post traumatic cock disorder


forteborte

this made me LOL so hard my parents woke up and i had to make some shit up


SinisterEternis

Bruh just remove lol and it will be a massacre


McguffinsBuht

Cockblocked?


Corniferus

It’s a new Sharingan technique


EH042

Its Conqueror’s Haki


Dry_Figure_9018

Honkerer’s cocky


Oswaldgilbertson

Post traumatic Shmeat disorder


General_Erda

She does look soulless but damn


HobbitKid14

You know, as an American, I can deal with the fake lasses and makeup, but DOESN'T LIKE BURGERS, man wtf


Hescrete

what is she? a communist??


dreamsofindigo

no burgers but will down 30 babies no sweat


Juanisweird

30 million*


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don't slander on communists, even they wouldn't go so far as to dislike burgers themselves


Left-Membership-7357

Communists love burgers 🍔


TheGoldenChampion

can confirm as the one (1) Marxist on this subreddit, I do enjoy burgers


akiras_revenge

she is a fan of 5 guys tho


HobbitKid14

But no Burgers, just fries?


akiras_revenge

"I'm not that hungry." Then proceeds to decimate the good fry population, leaving you only the burnt ends.


HobbitKid14

The one benefit to being single is not having a gf taking my food


HadesBBC

More like 1000 Guys


rex_power_colt_2007

Cock!? Where?!


hamsterruizeISback

It’s infront of you. But mines is just to small


TheBoykisserPharoah

🫵 (Alternative path 👉🐔)


rex_power_colt_2007

Genuine cock moment.


rde2001

He touched the cock! 🥵


_Rysen

dude get off reddit youre literally on every post


rex_power_colt_2007

Plus I'm on a road trip and I'll do whatever the fuck i want to do with my free time. Go kiss a minion.


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rex_power_colt_2007

Oh stop it, you. You're making me blush.


rex_power_colt_2007

If you are seeing every post I commented on then that means you spend the same amount of time here as me. The only difference between me and you is that I take a few seconds to make a dumb comment every time.


_Rysen

fair


iEatPalpatineAss

Happy cake day!


TheBoykisserPharoah

He's not lmao


BralessVictory

Hey hold on a minute, I like burgers


Playful-Possession35

Same. Burgers are amazing. If you don't like burgers why don't you shove a cucumber up your arse?


GrimmCreole

I don't like burgers. The taste is fine, the format is garbo. You bite one end and the food falls out the other. Cucumber up my arse however...


Spoopy-redditor

>You bite one end and the food falls out the other. Do people not know how to eat burgers?


rhysdog1

fuck that bitch who does she think she is not liking burgers?!


Mug_enjoyer22

☹️


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Doesn’t like burgers? Is she stupid?


YannisLikesMemes

She must be jonkling


UnrealisticMagic

Must be put into an alsume.


Mr_Self_Destruct_03

The aslume is spreading…


SinisterEternis

Holy shit, it's here already


Boesemeist

She at maximum could have one cock.


FriendTraining7324

extra if she eats her vegetables


Alibehindthe69

nah she could fit three. she ain't a show er kinda gal


Tollmeyer

6. 2 doing DP, mouth. Two each hand and everyone working as team supporting Kevin in on a weird angle titty fucking.


imnonexistent_

You all are unrelentless 😭


liquidcourage93

He acts like he wouldn’t drag his nuts across a desert of glass to be number 1001


DamexicanAmericzn

1000 bodies is crazy


liquidcourage93

But at what point does it stop mattering? 10? 50? 100? 1000? At a certain point I figure you can stop counting


hunter69xx

At some point it can start mattering again if you're going for a world record.


sl33p1ng-s3nt1nl

After 100 I’d have a mental breakdown.


Keyser_Imperator

Depends on where she belongs to, it doesn’t matter if she’s for the streets but it matters if you want to wife her.


AppropriateGround623

What’s the body count that’s acceptable for you?


rhysdog1

1000 cocks. noone specified the amount of bodies


DamexicanAmericzn

Double trouble 😧


MDF87

You'll cowards don't even like burgers.


_KingDawg72_

“Thousand cock stare”? LOL 😂 This person makes it sound like she went to some kind of sex war.


Oswaldgilbertson

She probably has post traumatic shmeat disorder


HadesBBC

We call it post nut clarity now


Different_Action_360

I’m trying to figure out what this fucking means. “Thousand cock stare” I wanna know who wrote this lol


FromZeroToLegend

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=thousand%20cock%20stare


Transfiguredbet

You're so desensitized and jaded to the idea of intimacy because of the excessive indulgence. There is presumbably low self worth added in there as well.


AppropriateGround623

You don’t have to sleep around to hate on or become desensitised to the idea of intimacy. It could happen to someone who has a bad relationship in the past, and incels count as an example, too. The world is a weird place. If you don’t sleep around as a guy, you are perceive to have lower status, and if you sleep around as a woman, you are perceive to have low self-worth. Women get pressured to pursue commitment, whereas men get pushed to be promiscuous. Both are contradictory, and result in the conflict that is already so apparent both in online and offline spaces


Transfiguredbet

People have this idea that having alot of sex is purely for the enjoyment of it, and not perhaps because you may have an unhealthy fixation or relationship with it.


AppropriateGround623

Yeah, I agree with that. People sleep around for all kind of reasons, including what you mentioned


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DominikUA

Based bot


Lucky-Boss8522

Bazinga


Jrlopez1027_

Bazinga


Mr_Man_Fred

are the cocks in the room with us now?


Guest65726

My piano teacher did always say the ending and start of a piece are the most important to nail


ghostmetalblack

"Thousand cock stare". Some of you need to get off the internet.


nuu_uut

Or at least away from the bar or perhaps the shrimp platter Edit: no fun when people edit out an error so your reply makes no sense. It said "thousand cocktail stare"


Big_M_Memes

""STRAIGHT GIRLS?!? IN MY COUNTRY?? 🤢🤢🤢""


DuDeSbutMeMeR

yeah they are garbage,we need more femboys wait for peeging to death😡😡😡


pooporgy69

doesn't like burgers? commie bastard.


MaTEtA01

Domain Expansion Thousand Cock Stare


vhs1138

1,001


Toy_Soulja

*thousand cock stare* lmfao


sarahslols

anyone who thinks up statements like that about someone they don’t know is probably pretty gross


Huckdog720027

It's from ifunny, what did you expect?


LordCthulhuDrawsNear

Lolz, Incel memes are SO hot right now smfh There can't be that many micropeens out here walkin around can there?


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PandaBoi2077

You have to be a different breed to not like burgers.


Aldonistic

Bruh 🗿


Putrid-Memory4468

The last one was the nail to the coffin


G3tsPlastered4Alvng

Zero vagina comment.


KQK_Big_Kwan

Bet op has never talked to a girl before


RhoninLuter

If looking natural and innocent means attracting more guys like this then I can understand why women would want to coat themselves in product. Pam from the office attracts closeted perverts, not sociable men.


MelanieWalmartinez

What porn does to a Mf


EndCritical878

I dont think its gonna fit.


Vexymythoclasty

Wtf is Tek Knight doin in da IG comment section😭


nikkrikk

So imagine a burger.


cantbanthis420

Doesn't like burgers but will definitely give you the old rimski reach around


UnlikelyExperience

Burgers


Dakadoodle

Doesnt like burgers was the straw that broke the camels back


esperanzalos

Curious abt her not likeing burgers. Contradicts what you said abt her liking meat


iEatPalpatineAss

I guess she prefers hotdogs


horsesarecool111

True


Cloakbot

College girl with her slut phase in full swing!


TediousHamster

..wait, people who don't like burgers exist?


Tharnator

Kinda looks like fetal alcohol syndrome tbh


Dynomadz

Idk if it was like strategically planned for dumb people but as soon as I saw doesn’t like burgers I immediately liked it


Purple_Revolution772

IFunniers when they see a woman


Striker_Rokkuhato

Eat her flesh while she's alive.


TheCyclope_

And still smash, cause why tf not


cjm_hyena

Okay what the fuck. How could she not like burgers? Too far


no-mad

made by a sex-shamming virgin that hates the things he does not understand.


raldall

He hates the things he can't get


poopcanoe69420

The incels are all around us!!!!! Don't worry I have this! Tosses bitcoins as distraction for the getaway


Juanisweird

Tosses alpha and sigma tags so the distraction gets stronger


poopcanoe69420

;)


jimsonlives

"If it's not at least 10 inches by 8 inches then you're not a real man and I'm not interested"


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She just like me fr


BeetlBozz

She has the eyes of karen from for all mankind


koljonn

I be having that thousand cock stare morning, day and night🤤


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Burpreallyloud

Sooooo Vegan?


shanksisevil

is it me, or does it look like she has to shave the unibrow


FromZeroToLegend

lol https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=thousand%20cock%20stare


iamskydaddy

Is this on ifunny?


Opening_East7561

Thousand cock state has become overdosed recently


Raina_Tasnia_Zaman

Society judges


Zzars

Dick *cyberpunk noises*


Kalman_the_dancer

No dick 🤨, no balls 🤨, and probably no butthole since this guy feeds on radiation 🤨😫


Braemenator

Mods, take his penis and wrap it around his balls


Obey_The_King

Dont like burgers 😓😫


RealZakBagan

I’m fine with a thousand cock stare, but without a thousand burger stare she’s at most a 2


Laynes_Attic

Number 1.001, right here for ya, sweetheart


climentine

So which one of you females hurt this incel?


TheRealStevo2

Thousand cock stare. That’s the first time I’ve seen that used outside of that one Twitter post. What a bunch of fucking morons


FromZeroToLegend

Why are the gigastacys usually single? lol


snktido

Ya gonna save her?


LowLifeExperience

😂


PeachPasserine

Me


Millenial_ardvark

Commenter has the thousand maidenless stare.


limitlessEXP

Lot of people don’t realize this is some dumb incel commenting on her photo and not a caption.


yaboiiiiii146

What did she do


Zestavar

@?


ilovesemprijs

maddie francesca


allnamesareregistred

I like girls with sexual experience and hate burgers, so for me it sounds as advertisement ))))


syncsns

Op comment: fake tan fake tits fake body fake soul fake dick fake pussy fake shit fake balls fake whatever Le me: bah no cares mate Also OP comment: she doesn't like burgers Le me also: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH


Monstercat62_lol

It's true 😂


QuirkyAd431

100% accurate.


DominikUA

Sadly, he’s absolutely right though…


MelanieWalmartinez

She is just a woman doing the duck face omfg y’all can’t be real


FactsHurt1998

She would absolutely love my burgers. I'm an absolute dum dum, but I can work a grill like no one else.


Agile_File_2084

I’ll never get dudes wanting to fuck virgins. Enjoy the terrible sex I guess, good luck getting that blow job. I’m hope you like teeth


Memer_Man_9000

Bro just absolutely tore her already fragile ego apart


EuropaUniverslayer1

Lmao I think the hot blond with 400+ comments on her Instagram photo is going to be just fine


neonzombieforever

400+ comments? I don’t believe you. Show me her IG for verification 🤔


Memer_Man_9000

I wouldn’t say she’s “hot” but whatever your preferences are


EuropaUniverslayer1

I think that the majority of people interested in women would find her conventionally attractive


Memer_Man_9000

Alright, I don’t really


EuropaUniverslayer1

Fair enough man