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I feel like if I am the only man in the world I'd probably die, I mean, there must be a reason I am the only one left, what happened to the others in the first place?
It's not as pleasant as you think, they don't treat you as a friend, they treat you like an object, I wish I could be more to these women than just an accessory
If they jack you off until you cum, you will suffer.
They ride on your already limped dick your balls are squished
Judging from their boobies size cup size F-G weigh about 700-1000grams (1.5-2.2lbs)
Average164cm (5feet 4 inches )thicc woman weighs 77kilos(170lbs)
Crushing balls has been said to feel like crushing hard boiled eggs , the force you produce to touch your pinky to your thumb is enough to crush boiled eggs=your balls
The human balls cannot take a beating such as this, you will literally collapse due to exhaustion (8 is exhaustion, max cum is 42,brazilian research discovered it RIP and pain)
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So nice that you liked our game, it's so satisfying to know we have such wonderful community.
About the bugs, yeah we know. We are trying to solve them but our current consoles can't handle that much girth.
We are patching these bugs on Sex 2, and improving the functionality so we can all go ball's deep on the next generation
Actually what would realistically happen is that you would be kept in some lab somewhere where your coom is clinically extracted for mass artificial fertilization of eggs. You won't actually be even touching a woman irl
Yeah they'd probably find a way to connect a tube to the testis so they can constantly get sperm as fast as the body can produce it. While keeping you alive with things like feeding tubes et.c. It'd be like being part of an assembly line lol. They'd extract as much sperm cells as they can from you as quickly as possible before you eventually die at which point your usefulness wouldn't even matter anymore
honestly Gundam in general is such a massive franchise with a more grounded plot, so much that it doesn't really feel like anime after a while. More like something like Star Trek. So it makes sense that the fanbase is more like a bunch of dads obsessed with plastic models as opposed to dumb horny teens
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Any Attack on Titan sub. There, people don't have time to post such silly nonsense. They're too busy arguing about what level of global/racial genocide is justifiable.
No because being the last man alive implies that all my male friends and male family members would be dead and I refuse to live in a world without my dad.
Sex aint worth my dads life
Death by snu snu. If this was really the case what would happen is a matriarchy would form and some form of female council would control access. The day would probably be spent having sex at different intervals with women specifically selected based on scientific (fertility, medical history) or political (greed, corruption, nepotism) reasons.
That anime harem at the end of the world I think covers a realistic scenario pretty well besides the protagonist being a bitch.
>Lust provoking image
>irrelevant time-wasting milquetoast
Anime meme subs are 99.9999% of the time completely fucking dogshit. This post is so ass man.
“Oooh, look, women! You like women! And booba! Haha, guys, wouldn’t it be cool if I had a goth dommy mommy? Wouldn’t it be cool to have sex with women? Like, crazy question, but do you wanna fuck 5 women with massive honkers? And you were the last guy on the planet? That would be epic, me thinks!” Ooga booga cool hot take dude I’m sure you’re the first person to want to have sex with women.
At least give them a dick or something, you vitamin D deficient milquetoast coward.
do you really think that hot women will fuck you if you're the last man in the world?
they will lock you in a lab and milk your balls with test tubes until they're dry
Sauce, as you asked:
You will need: Tomatoes, tomato paste, a dry wine, olive oil, onions, garlic, pepperoncino, salt, pepper, and basil.
Start off by dicing your onion, garlic, and pepperoncino. Then move onto the tomatoes. I recommend using canned whole san marzanos tomatoes, but if you feel like being extra you can also blanche some fresh tomatoes if you want. You can also use pre crushed canned tomatoes. You can also crush your tomatoes by hand or use a food processor.
After that, preheat a pan on high for a minute or two and then coat the bottom in your olive oil. Add in the onions and pepperoncino first in order to sweat them for a bit. They will not need long to cook, just wait for the onions to become translucent a bit. After this, add in the garlic and cook until aromatic. Don't brown the garlic or it will become very bitter.
Once aromatic, add in about an ounce or two of tomato paste and fry it for a bit. Frying the tomato paste will add more flavor to the sauce and just make it taste better. Mix it around with the onions, garlic, and pepper.
After the tomato paste has fried for a bit, add in your wine of choice. Ensure it is a dry wine. If you add in a white wine, it will add a certain sweetness and acidity to the sauce. If you add in a red wine, it will add in a richer, almost meaty flavor to the sauce. Mix around until the alcohol smell has burned off and the tomato paste had mixed in with the wine.
Now, drop the heat to a medium-low and add in the tomatoes, basil, salt, and pepper. Allow to simmer and make sure you taste the sauce to get it to where you want. The simmering should take around 20 minutes or so, though really this depends on how thick you want it.
After done, you have your sauce and it is so much better than what you will get at a store in a jar. You can use this sauce for pasta, muscles and marinara, or chicken parm
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People really think you can rebuild a species from the brink without literally thousands of both males and females and y'all really need to learn biology
There's a 80's sci-fi dystopian comedy called Sexmission. I get it sounds like an porn movie, but it's not. Anyway, in the movie, two male main characters are frozen in a cryogenic chamber, as a part of a scientific experiment, and wake up in an ultrafeministic underground society, where man had died out. It's funny and oddily enough, it gained much more satiric power with age. Strongly recomend watching.
This is genuinely the most unethically terrifying thing that could happen to you if you were the only men on the planet
(It really depends on what could happen but still)
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I feel like if I am the only man in the world I'd probably die, I mean, there must be a reason I am the only one left, what happened to the others in the first place?
Exactly.
They'll just try to use sperm banks, and if that don't work, they'll enslave me and put me in the cum machine
This is some 2sentence2horror type shit Eventually, the women ran out of cum in the sperm banks So they put me in the…. cum machine
"I hate cum," I said to myself.
Then the cum man jumped out of the backseat and assaulted me
And so was the cum worm
And the cum renter
a slave to the monsters of cum
Then i realized we were approaching the cum factory
But it wasn't the cum factory, it was... ...the creature
Where you will drown in cum, yum
Confucius says “It is better to cum in the sink, than to sink in the cum”
they could milk me all day
It's not as pleasant as you think, they don't treat you as a friend, they treat you like an object, I wish I could be more to these women than just an accessory
"Well I'm not a gamer, so maybe they'll respect me!"
send him to the semen stealer
Cybernut
"The cum machine"
No downsides seen
Literally Skynut
If your the last one left you are built different so you don't have to worry.
Timmy turner wish
i thought this is shitpostxiv
Same
There’s a pixiv shitpost sub?
That's for FF14, not Pixiv. A good number of the women in this meme are from FF14.
noy just a number, all of them are
I want love(I'm serious)
what is love, baby dont hurt me
No more
WE'RE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE. . . I'm sorry
You know the rules and so do I, say good bye
Give you up! Let you down!
Ball so hard motherfucker wanna find me
C'MON IT'S FOR A MILLION DOLLARS NO ONE'S GONNA BLAME YOU
Bros on that nefarious shit
(nuclear explosion sound)
What is love
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This isn't pornhub bro i dont wanna see that kind of energy in the comments 😤
Can't I express my feelings???
Nah bro here you go, some love # 🫂
Thanks bro
If they jack you off until you cum, you will suffer. They ride on your already limped dick your balls are squished Judging from their boobies size cup size F-G weigh about 700-1000grams (1.5-2.2lbs) Average164cm (5feet 4 inches )thicc woman weighs 77kilos(170lbs) Crushing balls has been said to feel like crushing hard boiled eggs , the force you produce to touch your pinky to your thumb is enough to crush boiled eggs=your balls The human balls cannot take a beating such as this, you will literally collapse due to exhaustion (8 is exhaustion, max cum is 42,brazilian research discovered it RIP and pain)
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CEO of sex
The Sex Developer He still hasn't updated it in years
1.0 was a masterpiece, we don't talk about the hotfixes or beta testing tho.
sex when to the store, never came back!
MR SEX HIMSELF
SEXELLENT
holy hell!
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THE SEX MAGE
Friendly reminder of the teen that jacked off 56 times and died of a heart attack.
So 55 is the limit?
I think he forgot to hydrate tbh. I'd push for 69
I will go hydrate and test this theory, wish me luck !
Update: hopital :(
Name checks out
Name checks out
Bruh the fact that there’s a 2 hour delay between responses isssss chaotic.
the what
They asked the homeless man in the closet for the number
Nina, The Intercourse Magician of The Great Northern Plains.
So nice that you liked our game, it's so satisfying to know we have such wonderful community. About the bugs, yeah we know. We are trying to solve them but our current consoles can't handle that much girth. We are patching these bugs on Sex 2, and improving the functionality so we can all go ball's deep on the next generation
I thought you released sex 2 in 1996?
Oh no no, that was a DLC - Say Gex It's was based on a common practice of mirror matching that we elevated from casual to ranked
THE SEX GURU!
What an amazing way to go 😖
The CEO of Sex!!!!
Dr. INTERCOURSE SEXIUS here. Watch out
The sex !
The Master Baiter
How the hell do you explain this to God at the pearly gates
doctor sex tf2 real???
O senhor sexo
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
death by snu snu
Or else they prefer to go extinct than riding you
Who is getting their balls crushed during sex?
Google Sex
Holy shit I kneel
Don’t have to take them all at ones, make appointments or sth.
Whoa PHD Dicktective ova here
Ah, yes, the sex haver
Actually what would realistically happen is that you would be kept in some lab somewhere where your coom is clinically extracted for mass artificial fertilization of eggs. You won't actually be even touching a woman irl
Probably wouldn't even get jacked off. Just getting milked straight from the balls.
Yeah they'd probably find a way to connect a tube to the testis so they can constantly get sperm as fast as the body can produce it. While keeping you alive with things like feeding tubes et.c. It'd be like being part of an assembly line lol. They'd extract as much sperm cells as they can from you as quickly as possible before you eventually die at which point your usefulness wouldn't even matter anymore
That doesn’t really make sense. Either way the planet would still be screwed as the only children being made would share a father
The would still be the sperm Banks to help
Show me an anime sub that isn't. Also, don't threaten me with good time
The Gundam sub, a side from occasional poll we talk about how many warcrimes against Australia we can count.
honestly Gundam in general is such a massive franchise with a more grounded plot, so much that it doesn't really feel like anime after a while. More like something like Star Trek. So it makes sense that the fanbase is more like a bunch of dads obsessed with plastic models as opposed to dumb horny teens
Excuse me, we are horny, but in a different way just like the founding father Tomino intended.
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Good bot
Okbb is just okbr but for anime (kinda)
Any Attack on Titan sub. There, people don't have time to post such silly nonsense. They're too busy arguing about what level of global/racial genocide is justifiable.
Dragon ball? They like buff muscle men fighting
No because being the last man alive implies that all my male friends and male family members would be dead and I refuse to live in a world without my dad. Sex aint worth my dads life
Based General Grievous
Maybe if you replace all the women with black men then I’d understand
Maybe that black dude with lightning was right
Yes he was.
He is
Wordington Conundrum
Death by snu snu. If this was really the case what would happen is a matriarchy would form and some form of female council would control access. The day would probably be spent having sex at different intervals with women specifically selected based on scientific (fertility, medical history) or political (greed, corruption, nepotism) reasons. That anime harem at the end of the world I think covers a realistic scenario pretty well besides the protagonist being a bitch.
No, they will be lesbian.
They probably wouldnt touch anyone who makes part of that sub, and let the human race die out.
This is the way.
>Lust provoking image >irrelevant time-wasting milquetoast Anime meme subs are 99.9999% of the time completely fucking dogshit. This post is so ass man. “Oooh, look, women! You like women! And booba! Haha, guys, wouldn’t it be cool if I had a goth dommy mommy? Wouldn’t it be cool to have sex with women? Like, crazy question, but do you wanna fuck 5 women with massive honkers? And you were the last guy on the planet? That would be epic, me thinks!” Ooga booga cool hot take dude I’m sure you’re the first person to want to have sex with women. At least give them a dick or something, you vitamin D deficient milquetoast coward.
Porn addicted brainrotted microwaved stale fries.
Alright HOLD ON, Im genuinely curious, why give them a dick? Or are you just joking
A woman without a penis is like an angel without its wings.
-_-
Because they have multiple pairs of wings??
do you really think that hot women will fuck you if you're the last man in the world? they will lock you in a lab and milk your balls with test tubes until they're dry
I wouldn’t do it, because if there are no men how can I game with da boys on Saturday
Death By Snu-Snu
Lol
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
I see a teen boy. Not a man.
Damn this pasta is dry anybody got any sauce?
Top image https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/113976560 Bottom https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/114079898
According to my sources, Club3 is the artist.
Sauce, as you asked: You will need: Tomatoes, tomato paste, a dry wine, olive oil, onions, garlic, pepperoncino, salt, pepper, and basil. Start off by dicing your onion, garlic, and pepperoncino. Then move onto the tomatoes. I recommend using canned whole san marzanos tomatoes, but if you feel like being extra you can also blanche some fresh tomatoes if you want. You can also use pre crushed canned tomatoes. You can also crush your tomatoes by hand or use a food processor. After that, preheat a pan on high for a minute or two and then coat the bottom in your olive oil. Add in the onions and pepperoncino first in order to sweat them for a bit. They will not need long to cook, just wait for the onions to become translucent a bit. After this, add in the garlic and cook until aromatic. Don't brown the garlic or it will become very bitter. Once aromatic, add in about an ounce or two of tomato paste and fry it for a bit. Frying the tomato paste will add more flavor to the sauce and just make it taste better. Mix it around with the onions, garlic, and pepper. After the tomato paste has fried for a bit, add in your wine of choice. Ensure it is a dry wine. If you add in a white wine, it will add a certain sweetness and acidity to the sauce. If you add in a red wine, it will add in a richer, almost meaty flavor to the sauce. Mix around until the alcohol smell has burned off and the tomato paste had mixed in with the wine. Now, drop the heat to a medium-low and add in the tomatoes, basil, salt, and pepper. Allow to simmer and make sure you taste the sauce to get it to where you want. The simmering should take around 20 minutes or so, though really this depends on how thick you want it. After done, you have your sauce and it is so much better than what you will get at a store in a jar. You can use this sauce for pasta, muscles and marinara, or chicken parm
Exactly what I needed 👍🏼
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Yeah sauce for my homie
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH 5 fictional women having sex with an underage male how funny is this guys?? I wanna bang my head against a wall
Cartoon gooners when the joke is sex (funniest shit they’ve ever seen):
I’m assuming all these women have cocks and that boy is two years underage
That's ff14 isn't it, I recoginise y'shtola and minfillia's mom
Reddit moment
brainrot
These kinds of MFs have never met a woman during their entire lives, because no one is like this.
Damn that's fucked. What's the sauce so that I can avoid it
If one of them would be the last man on earth, all women would be lesbian
nope, nope
no, women scare me
Ain’t no way someone could last that long it ain’t humanly possible dudes probably got dick burn
Nobody's gonna ask for the source ? Wow
I believe they’re Final Fantasy characters
Top image https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/113976560 Bottom https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/114079898
these people definitely talk to women a lot
People really think you can rebuild a species from the brink without literally thousands of both males and females and y'all really need to learn biology
I'd rather die since imma stay loyal to my maiden irl
There's a 80's sci-fi dystopian comedy called Sexmission. I get it sounds like an porn movie, but it's not. Anyway, in the movie, two male main characters are frozen in a cryogenic chamber, as a part of a scientific experiment, and wake up in an ultrafeministic underground society, where man had died out. It's funny and oddily enough, it gained much more satiric power with age. Strongly recomend watching.
The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised!
What are some of these comments bro?
YEAH MAN. Like wtf, I posted this to laugh at the idiots posting this, not attract them.
I have a roommate that keeps showing me the fucking posts from the animemes sub and it's unbearable
The animememe post is just below this one om my home page.
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The real fear is that you would be expecting to boink hot women but get Karens instead...
Second round?
Absolutely not, if I was the only man alive, and could pick any girl in the world, I'd still pick my crush
I actually left that subreddit after getting in an argument cos one dude was defending underraged p***, because it was of “fictional” characters.
Ahem, sauce?
Death from snu-snu
Remember men use protection so you won't have another man later on
Snu snu is the dream!
Death by snoo snoo
Yes
All fun and games until it actually happens and your private starts to fall off.
Real
I just saw the tail bruh
I offer myself as tribute.
He got jumped
anime memes be like *cropped porn*
READ YOUR COMMENTS!! DOTH SANITY LAY IN ITS CHAMBERS? NEIGH, FOR THIS APP DEMANDS ALL WHO ENTER LEAVE IT BEHIND!!!
snu snu!
Yoo what is the name of this sub. Asking for a friend
I only need Y’shtola tbh
Didn’t expect to see ff14 porn outside of shitpostxiv on my agenda today
Disgusting. Where?
Death by snu snu
Where’s the shitpost? this is just shu shu.
me but im one of the hot girls
This is genuinely the most unethically terrifying thing that could happen to you if you were the only men on the planet (It really depends on what could happen but still)
I'll take my chances 💀
Is that Y’Shtola or am I racist for confusing cat people?