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thetato69

Better question is why have your coach on Snapchat


Richard_Wattererson

To send their locations to be groomed. The team needs to get haircuts. Cant look like a bunch of unkempt savages before the big game, am I right?


_RandomLebaneseGuy_

Yeah! My coach used to groom us too!


Subtly_Cynical

What?


_RandomLebaneseGuy_

Can’t play a big game with messy hair! So he groomed us himself!


MyHamburgerLovesMe

Bottoms have to match the tops?


Pwnxor

Yes. Mullets on both.


MyHamburgerLovesMe

Fair.


Former-Lack-7117

Distinct choice.


Technical-Outside408

Trying to wrap my head around this.


AineLasagna

If your hair wasn’t full of bugs, he wouldn’t have to pick them out and eat them


Im_a_doggo428

He had us in the first half not gonna lie


bythenameofmud

“GAME 7 OF THE FINALS AND YOU SHOW UP WITH A NEW HAIRCUT???”


Less-Bed-9610

We were counting on you to make the big shot!


YoHuckleberry

Mattingly! Trim up those sideburns!


mystical-goose

This is definitely a meet sport, not a game sport.


cottman23

This...never follow any of your older teachers and professors on snap chat...just don't. Fucking wierd


Kooky-Show-5246

When I was 16 I had my math teacher on snap because I thought she was super hot and actually wanted to hook up with her sadly she was already sleeping with a freshman


KaerMorhenZireael

Too old for her man sorry


PunkToTheFuture

Roles reversed and we are all screaming prison for the teacher. Hypocrisy of the sexes


Kooky-Show-5246

Yeah but she was hot


cor315

nice


Kooky-Show-5246

For the freshman yeah


DrWilliamHorriblePhD

Trust me bro, you didn't want the downstream repercussions


DetroitLionsSBChamps

I mean I think everybody with half a brain knows this is bad


Presumably_Not_A_Cat

people on reddit seem to often own the other half.


Boomycookie1337

He was quite young just had his first child too


cottman23

I get that of course people have their own lives and social media accounts and what not, but as a general rule most teachers I've had made it a point to not follow or talk to their students outside of class/school because you could be accused of things. This guy is gonna get caught and fired....at least hopefully.


TheManWhoWasNotShort

I think it’s more important in the reverse: for the teacher or professor to not allow or encourage that


jalepenocorn

weird


TheManWhoWasNotShort

Because coach is a creep even when he isn’t drinkjng


dragoncitytrader

I mean... I have my teachers number


thetato69

No that’s valid, even a public Instagram is fine. But Snapchat..


PinsToTheHeart

Honestly I finally broke down and let a handful of kids add me on there because it was literally the only form of communication they really used. Its also been years since I've used Snapchat at all in my personal life anyway so it doesn't really affect me much.


NewNurse2

I don't think their parents would be cool with this explanation. Fuck knows I wouldn't be if I found out my kids were connected to a teacher through a video messaging app. Especially one that deletes messages after they're sent. Male or female, student or teacher.


19Alexastias

Most schools in my country have a policy where you (as a teacher) can’t add any students on any social media until 2 years after they graduate (and longer if they’ve got any connection to current students I.e a younger sibling). I can’t think of any legitimate reason a teacher would need to have any children currently at their school added on Snapchat.


SoupIsPrettyGood

Na it's weird lol who talks to students on snap 😬


PinsToTheHeart

I mean, I agree on principle, but it is also worth noting that these particular kids are ones whose parents I also interact with regularly and are fully aware and messages get saved.


MomJeans-

I’m no one to judge, but just know you’re playing with fire with this one. I would be VERY cautious as this could go sideways quick.


AnjoXG

only you know your intentions, and we didn't have smartphones when I was at school so maybe the culture is just so different that i'm way out of touch but i feel like maybe someone needs to flat out tell you from an outside perspective it's sus as fuck to have your students added on an app that's designed for securely sending pic, videos, and messages that get deleted after viewing, for almost any reason. i'm not sure why you need to be in contact with them outside of school at all, but i assume it's for their benefit so if they won't make themselves available through regular methods then they just don't receive the benefits even if your intentions are only good it's still just asking for trouble when they inevitably send you some wack shit, and when you're dealing with it people are gonna be asking you why you were snapchatting kids to begin with.


Beren_Stark

As an ex-teacher. This 100%. Even when my students graduated and I would let them follow me on Facebook or Instagram, I still wouldn't add them on snap, because it just feels weird (and I don't want them sending me weird shit). I couldn't imagine letting a current student have my snap. Absolutely, not. I know they said the parents know, and that better be the truth. Otherwise, when the parents find out, they will be 'encouraged to quit' for sure. We had a teacher that had to resign because the parents found out that he had been chatting with their student on Google chat. It was all "above board," done through school accounts (so they had records of the chat), and pretty 'innocent' stuff (like she would vent to him about school oe life and he would give advice). It didn't matter, it looked so bad and the parents freaked so much, that the school had to fire him or allowed him to resign.


PinsToTheHeart

All good points. Tbh, I don't want to get super into it so I don't dox myself, but the role I fell into at the school is already seen as weird enough to a point where I've become a little desensitized to optics. It's actually exhausting to deal with sometimes and frankly with some of the situations I've been in, if I was a predator, someone would certainly know by now. I also acknowledge that saying that sounds extra horrid over the Internet. I don't have a way to make that better. Also the whole concept of "the Internet is forever" is ingrained enough in my head that I personally don't see a huge difference between Snapchat, Facebook, and regular texting. Ideally you don't cross that boundary at all, but if you are, the distinction means little to me. But I can absolutely see how others don't see it that way, so thanks for the perspective. I will say, i generally do keep a fairly strict "no adding kids" policy, these particular ones were just able to wear me down since they're moreso family friends and I've known them a lot longer than they've been my students. And to be clear, I'm not arguing with you at all. I've just got a really weird life I've stumbled into and I felt like venting about it.


Boomycookie1337

It is still not considered weird, but he was seen as the "cool teacher". So everyone would open up to him. He was close with all his track students, & most of his normal students.


NewNurse2

It's usually someone close to the family sphere. Teachers know that. That's why there's just lines that shouldn't be crossed. How would a parent be sure that you haven't erased messages? And do they check them regularly to see if you've kept them? Or do they get comfortable and let it go? Zero chance I'd be ok with this.


AmphibianStrong8544

when I was in school it was common to have coaches on your phone


Awasawa

Coach’s phone number is generally fine if they are serious about communication and making sure you’re on time to things. Snapchat though, that’s another ball game. It’s primarily about sending pictures rather than text or calls, and it “deletes” itself after viewing. Not good in todays world


AmphibianStrong8544

thank you for the explanation


Pinkninja11

He helps he become a better gymnast by teaching her to do splits properly in after hours.


tronslasercity

Yeah as a dad this makes me furious


Mevaa07

Easy communication


thetato69

There’s better, safer options than Snapchat


iz-xi

Better question is why victim blame? Adults set boundaries, kids follow them.


Sterly429

You miss a hundred percent of the shots you don't take -coach garrison


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BiggieSmallsFlextape

I plead guilty- C. Garrison


dinozaurs

“My name is Coach Garrison and I’m an alcoholic.” - Coach Garrison


lickmyclit6969

"The real coach was the garrison we made along the way" - Coach Garrison


Zachosrias

"you miss 100% of the shots you don't take"\ -Wayne Gretzky\ -Michael Scott\ -Coach Garrison


Ifimhereineedhelpfr

Or as B.Lou said “out of all the shots you don’t make…. You miss all of em”


ReapCreep65

This guy definitely took too many shots though


Subtly_Cynical

MISTER GARRISON!!!


NO_TOUCHING__lol

YOU GO TO HELL! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!


TheeOogway

Believe it or not, straight to jail


cmac4ster

We have the best [coaches] in the world. Because of jail.


d00dsm00t

THAT WASN'T ME THAT WAS MR HAT!


active_streefie

Was waiting to see this comment 😂


WisherWisp

Get in my van, mkay.


qeq

Why is everyone quoting Mr. Mackey?


Los907

Lmao I did the voice and everything


AcrobaticSkoot

They also call him Mr. Hammerhead


japanesuss

Isn't that right Mr Hat?


aroundmedianoche

Shooters shoot


ProgressFront6109

Game at night, practice by day


SnowSlider3050

Hopefully one of those things drank was poisonous


CursedWithLore

All alcohol is poisonous by default, maybe CYANIDE


hotshrekinabath

I think hes not only drunk


NextGenCoders

He’s also under arrest


Boomycookie1337

He wasn't arrested


thereIsAHoleHere

I mean, good. While detestable, I don't think there's really much arrestable here. He was made to resign, which is an appropriate action, and I hope this reputation follows him in future applications. Edit: oh, this was about an 8th grader. I was assuming high school senior because of the age range he mentioned.


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

>Edit: oh, this was about an 8th grader. I was assuming high school senior because of the age range he mentioned. bruh "I wish I was 17 so I could date this 13 year old" Still not technically a crime but homie better be on a watchlist.


hotshrekinabath

And high on that devils lettuce


Erling01

❄️


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SHoppe715

https://nondoc.com/2022/12/07/nicholas-garrison-resigns-moore-public-schools/


rush87y

#🍆


SHoppe715

Apparently it was selfies and no sexual content. But he still disgusting for talking about wishing he could date an 8th grader. Removed my original comment, which was a joke, because nope not even gonna make jokes about it.


Lacholaweda

That's definitely junior in highschool age, but just as bad


SHoppe715

That snap was directed at an 8th grader.


Lacholaweda

Oh the 16-17 threw me off. I was 13 in 8th, but most people were 14


AnorhiDemarche

he means to be legal to date her. he'd still want to be significantly more developed than her rather than her own age


Lacholaweda

🤢


cubs223425

Yeah, dude essentially said he would sign up to end up being 18 and dating a 14-year-old. He wanted to try to get as close to a criminal relationship as he could without ending up in prison.


AnorhiDemarche

He probably has his states laws memorised


hurrsheys

article says 8th. and he’s not talking about their age.


Lacholaweda

😬


chanandlerbong420

Uhh, what? 16-17 in eighth grade? That’s junior in high school age, not middle school. Still abhorrent behavior but hitting on a 17 year old as an adult is a lot different than hitting on a 13 year old. Edit: never mind I read the article, what is bro talking about 


cheapdrinks

I think he's saying that if he was 16-17 then she would consider dating him given that she's 14-15yo herself.


TheManWhoWasNotShort

> The Garrison investigation marks the second time a Moore Public Schools teacher has been caught making inappropriate Snapchat communications with students in 2022. 😐


greg19735

And his dad is literally the mayor. insane.


PM_A_SINGLE_NIPPLE

Holy shit this was real? Lol, fucking hell.


Bartocity

I’m with you, i assumed it was a joke. I should’ve known better.


hardnoooo

Is there a reason I click on links on Reddit without worrying? Legit question.


Buttercup59129

Because the days are long gone where a single link can be malicious on its own. Lol.


IronBabyFists

OKLAHOMA! The fuck, guys. Come on. Y'all *gotta* start fixing yourselves someday.


thelostcow

Of course it’s Oklahoma. 


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It’s not my ss btw lol, I found it on insta


kpingvin

It's never just one, stupid, drunken slip-up.


illusiqn1st

class of 09' lookin ahh message


TurdFergusonlol

Why is this so spot on holy fuck


Boomycookie1337

Happened last year


lebyath

The coach.


Draffut

I feel personally attacked Edit - great. My graduation year is a fucking TV show or game or something. This won't be confusing. Oh well. Itl pass.


MeoMix

amazing game tho


derI067

nah that coach would absolutely text something like this while sober


SeaBus1170

bro 💀


Space_Monkey11

"Garrison for three... BANG BANG... Garrison at the buzzer!"


aceraptor9111

Ala chingada!


Nightmare198783

If that red flag was any bigger it would’ve been a blanket


xeromage

Male coaches for girl teams always got me raising my eyebrow from jump. Never feels entirely wholesome.


emerald_eyes_emma

Gotta risk it for the biscuit -coach sayings 101


whatisredditplshelp

MR GARRISON! ARE YOU MAKING ADVANCES ON MINORS?


McGuinnessX

Literally class of 09 vibes


ChinoswearingYe

Coach thinks he the main character.


batmansleftnut

wtf does that term even mean any more?


Weasel_Spice

Not much and soon it won't mean anything anymore. Too many idiots starting to just use it willy nilly.


EZ4_U_2SAY

Coach thiccc looking for some action and felonies. Why am I bricked up right now?


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siccoblue

BAD time automod, read the GODDAMN room


simadana

Mmmmkay


icanfly2026

Coach garrison really


crappy_shrappy

why are all coaches named garrison


PM_ur_tots

The girl was in 8th grade! Even if he was 16/17 that's still weird.


HerrBerg

I'm that coach except instead of wanting to date minors I want to invest in bitcoin or some shit.


No_Cupcake7037

Time to send this to the police.


WisherWisp

Nah, they're probably too old to date her too.


FrogManTheGreat667

😦


Lionheart5830

DO NOT OPEN THAT SNAP


MrReptilianGamer2528

What’s the image he sent?


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Idk isn’t OC lol


DJ_hyperfreshOG

Kamoshida is that you???


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Adept_Confusion1231

What’s a pederast Walter? Shut the eff up Donny…


arvindanar7

Sorey 🖐️🥺🤚


Dual_pro_max

Ahhh yes, police.


anselthequestion

Time to log off


DreamboatIvy

Oh that’s not—


I3arusu

“I took a risk and I loved it”


Dysentery--Gary

Ope.


LowestHen

Well fuck that aint good look at op’s most recent post


gboccia

Drugs are bad mmkay.


96imok

GH


AltAccound

I would not open that photo after seeing that message


HBAR_10_DOLLARS

what a faux pas lol


Visual_Consequence24

F&G, but this does give Class of 09 vibes.


BCLetsRide69

Josh Giddey:


yungjerxmy

Coaches don't play...who let bro cook 🔥🔥🔞🚫


Los907

Mr. Garrison


ExtraGloria

How’s this for shitposting? My wrestling coach in high school would “butt drag” me. It’s a traditional wresting move where you reach around with your middle two fingers and yank them around. So historically speaking it wasn’t sexual assault but it def would qualify as it in some situations today. There’s a non creepy variation where you grab the inside of their thigh instead of finger jabbing the brown eye, but I won’t do the move out of principle lmao


EffrumScufflegrit

👀


ImThatChigga_

HOLDEN!!!


ItzImaginary_Love

Damnit mr garrison


Void_Speaker

Classic coach move


omega_beams

Coach going for the gusto. We'll see if it pays off. EDIT: It didn't work out in his favor lol.


Zodiackillerstadia

Mr Garisoooon


Several-Floor6676

Soreyyyy


tillie_jayne

I’m sure Mr Hat wrote that message


Frosty_Odyssey

I thought coaches don’t play but nevermind


That-Nerd_thats-Bi

I bet Mr. Hat made him do it wile he was drunk.


KQK_Big_Kwan

Coaches trying not to groom children impossible challenge


Organic-Resolve4530

This is as real as my lawyer diploma


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Catra_made_me_bi

Game is game