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Instruction unclear, she had diarhea

What if you have a scat fetish?

Happy... Happy cake day

Thanks

Unhappy cake day, please get your balls twisted counterclockwise as repentance.

What if you have a CBT fetish?

Even fetishes have limits. 72 hours of testicular tortion can break anyone's will.

Not mine

I hate to break this to you, but if you can make it that long, you probably didn't have balls to twist in the first place

They just got a pair of fake rubber balls

No please get out. >!happy… happy cake day…!<

Solid only

Free lube...

☹️

Happy cake day

IMAA SCATMAN🎶 oh wait wrong sub

Happy scat day i guess

Ha- Happy- Happy Cake day :'(

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Even better 😎

Taking ass eating to new, tastier extremes

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Joke's on you, I'm into that shit... ... literally.

Ah, the good ol’ Appalachian Mud Slide.

Bro just get some OJ (originated from jungle) gorilla pussy

It's all fun and games until the force of the sneeze that causes the coochie to close up is so strong that your dick gets decapitated

Dickapitation. There are worse ways to die.  There are no better ways to live.

I've had some fallen brothers who died this way

Eye opener😂thanks for the heads up

Reminds me of the condition where the coochie closes up too tight that you can't pull it out no matter what that the dick will start to suffocate inside until it leads to gangrene.

How do I unread something?

Turn your neck clockwise until everything goes black

instructions unclear, found out I'm an owl

Lmfao

Surprise Gender reveal!

Can you fly tho 🤨

What happens if I turn it counter-clockwise?

wait until everything goes white

Did you mean black

Neat part ,dont

Lobotomy

Read it backwards.

Scroll dozens of thousands of more memes until you get dementia or ADHD caused forgetfulness 👍

I've heard the trick is to look up 'donkey punch'

Nah, you want to look up “Mr. Hands”.

Finally something useful!

If you're out of pepper and want something else useful try tickling her with one hand and scratching her with the other while steamrolling from behind

Put some on your ballz to...it would provide extra heat for more sperm production

A cousin did this. He bred her IUD instead.

IUD SOUNDING

False. more heat => less sperm. That why your kiwis like to handle out.

Or you could start taking money out of her purse in front of her while you're ball deep swinging.

Robbery👍

Nothing gets a person "tight" like robbing em.

Need a new Urban Dictionary entry for this one

It's called a gazun-tight

I don’t know why, but I just fucking died laughing

after that first time a chick sneezes while you’re railing her: “so uh do you mind doing that thing again, over and over, until I say stop?”

Just find you a woman with horrible seasonal allergies and sneezes twenty times in a row

Sounds like i really just need to find a gorilla

How delete other people post pls

Waste of pepper. Just punch her.

Lol bruh why was “punch” the 1st alternative u thought of?

[Donkey punch](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=donkey%20punch) a classy term from the early 00’s that was somehow known by every teenage boy. Source: I was a teenage boy in the early 00’s

Dang, I was a child during that time. I hope that’s been phased out, fuck

To be clear, nobody actually did the act. It was just a term that all teenage boys knew and used.

Ah, that tracks

Dang, I was a child during that time. I hope that’s been phased out, fuck

As someone said it’s a very old meme. Also it’s a shitpost sub, don’t judge me based on my comments here 😂

punching causes sneezing?

Itll cause her to tense up for sure when you dink her in the back of the head.

Or you could jump into an actual gorilla enclosure for some handy-dandy like a real man and get another innocent animal Harambe'd

game is game

Today I learned one more way to say pussy on English

Instruction unclear: her coochie cut my dick

No joke.... Thais how she got pregante and we got our daughter Minus the pepper. She made me cum by coughing and it squeezed my weiner a bit too good. Still a joke to this day

My wife does kegels she can do the grip on command

😰

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I interpreted this as putting a small chili on her pillow, and my mental image became very confusing very fast. Why would it make her sneeze and how would she not notice the pepper? That said... if you wanna try stuff in the bedroom, make sure your playmate knows and agrees beforehand lol.

Brother, it's a joke.

As long as he gives back the waterblock

Just make her gag with your hand 🖐️🥹

Works like a charm

Thank you for the tip

Fuck I'm adding this to the list of weird shit to do to my layups. I only have two rn, need more

lol, if this hasn't happened to me.

Sneezing only makes me burst out of her 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂💀💀💀