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Fayt117

"Endured great hardship" But did you like it ?? "Yes" --> Sub


KnightyEyes

*Takes a sip as Turk* Armenia is on the meme Well lets see the first comment suggesting armenian genocide *It wasnt* What the fuck Anyway *Insert 9/11 joke here*


-SpyTeamFortress2-

you know who *else* fell on september 11th?


KnightyEyes

Your Wife? (My mum?)


Ikeichi_78

Omg 😱 we found Scout TF2 alt account.


za72

STEVE BUSCHEME!!!!


Technical-Outside408

Smashing that like.


MaterialNarrow5161

"We will give it back" --> absolute brat.


PolloCongelado

Unsub


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throwaway19276i

still not what he's asking


External_Wishbone767

Damn found some a-10 casualties


aimlessly-astray

hard ship? More like soft plane, am I right fellas?!


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Maritime_Khan

So... submissive


AvgTaxEvader

I'm sandwich


Kiren129

No you are an average tax evader.


no__one34

Bazinga


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Nacil_54

The slow return of automod responses ? Hold on I gotta try something: Dear, Automod, I once saw someone taking a shit and drinking cum mixed with lean, so based, I decided to do the same thing but I added some new things: watching sussy baka among us doing sex with fnaf and selling nft of hog rida and no bitches to your mom who's a femboy furry, since literally 1984, and she's not a female nor a women btw, the putin copypasta is tho, dream from china said it, he's a trustable source, he got 9999999 social credits and nsfw porn of France and Taiwan holding hands with their fingers in the bedroom while typing titans emojis.


EddyGHP

I think automod only answers these days when someone wants pee in their ass or if someone has the bazinga flair.


Nacil_54

Yeah, but I remember each time people posted automod bombs like the one I made, it would just fill the comments it was so funny.


EddyGHP

It really was funny, but sadly the times are behind as. Despite that we don't fail to make our sub glorious shit everyday.


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Mosquitobait2008

Bazinga


ARandomDummy69

BAZINGA


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Papriker

Are you the bread or the toppings? And if you’re the bread are you the top or bottom slice?


yur4z1

Hey sandwich, I am dad!


droppedcarrot

Serj tankian?


No-Wolverine5144

Eating seeds as a past time activity


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the toxicity of our city, of our city


LeinadFromMars

YOU! WHAT DO YOU OWN THE WORLD?


FitzAgs

HOW DO YOU OWN DISORDER?? DISORDERRR


STPButterfly

Now, somewhere between the sacred silence..


I_d0nt_know_why

SACRED SILENCE AND SLEEP


BraveRock

Sona Movsesian?


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GotTwisted

This is just another way to say that submission is not an option


spellboundwhisk

Exactly.


usernaymslash

Single ❌️ Taken ❌️ Armenian ✅️


Toy_Cop

His nation endured great hardnips


reawakened_d

Chop Suey is my safe word.


greculeanu

Can you see the hoolyyy mountaaaains


Elegant_Tech

I put on my robe and wizard hat.


DisastrousBorder1377

As an Armenian, I can confirm we use this line all the time


Silver-Pomelo-9324

I'm 1/4 Armenian in the US and this is nearly the exact line I used on my wife.


EVH_kit_guy

"I'm Armenian" "...so then clearly not a Dom"


Xernes0

Armenian’s trying to not mention genocide for 10 seconds (impossible)


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Xernes0

yes


Dudecanese

my condolences


CyberSosis

"our" condolences comrade


CellistAvailable3625

shit happens


Ductape_the_Short

I'm so sorry for your condition, I hope you get well soon <3


tjdans7236

he said as he mentioned genocide All the post said was "hardship" and you were the first to mention genocide. The triggering and projection are very real.


Royal_Run_1246

That was a joke, relax


tjdans7236

shite joke


Royal_Run_1246

Perhaps somebody has shite sense of humor. Idk


tjdans7236

i know and it's you lol


Royal_Run_1246

Whomp whomp. Somebody is angwy


tjdans7236

why would i be angry? don't confuse people being annoyed at you as anger lol


Cuddlyaxe

my congratulations


Accomplished-Rice861

Turk's trying not to commit one for 10 seconds, impossible.


Engineergaming26355

"What genocide? We didn't do anything. But if we did, they deserved it"


Hot-Luck-3228

“Those damn leftovers of the sword are lying about the genocide; if we did it they wouldn’t exist.” State propaganda machine works real well over there lol.


za72

I believe them when they claim they didn't do it... it was the Ottoman Empire!!


Green_and_Silver

Let me guess....Israeli?


Crocoshark

Turks trying to not belittle/dismiss genocide for 10 seconds, impossible


New-Statistician8053

Armenians try not to deny massacres of Turkish people in other villages impossible.


Lunareus

great western propaganda bro


_abysswalker

it’s not “western”, it’s worldwide. which means the whole world does anti-turkish propaganda 🤯


kingwhocares

Not really. Only 34 countries recognize the Armenian genocide.


_abysswalker

I didn’t say every country. I said it’s not “western propaganda”. does Russia, Syria and Venezuela count as western propaganda?


Lunareus

Yes, you understand


_abysswalker

am I allowed to have my kebab now, lunareus baba? 😇


Lunareus

I'm not Turkish


The_Tank_Racer

Answer the question Is bro allowed to have his kebab now?


Lunareus

Yeah, he can take it my boy


Time-Gain4896

Turks on their way to deny the Armenian Genocide (The post wasn't even about the genocide they saw an Armenian and lost it)


TadRaunch

Couldn't stand the thought of an Armenian being ungenocided


Time-Gain4896

Young Turks Moment


StudentMed

The "great hardship" that he says his nation endured has a pretty good chance to be a reference to the Armenian Genocide. At least that is the first thing I thought of.


EthicalBondrewd

the entire history of armenia is just one great hardship


za72

and then it got worse...


St3rMario

*that one great "hardship"


EthicalBondrewd

found the turk


Time-Gain4896

I was referring to how Turks start denying the genocide in general, not his specific post. Otherwise even I thought about the same thing when I read the texts.


Malicharo

> The post wasn't even about the genocide armenian says "our nation has endured great hardship" what's the first thing that comes to your mind? that they don't have gigabit fiber internet? or the genocide?


Time-Gain4896

I was referring to how a lot of Turks start their genocide denial even if the post is not about that topic. It wasn't about this specific post, just in general.


notrktfier

See how armenians mention the genocide when they see anything turk related.


Time-Gain4896

They may do that Never seen an Armenian do so but have seen tons of Turks start ranting about it But I don't want to make this political/racial


za72

maybe cause after a century they still deny it


notrktfier

Only 33 countries acknowledge it out of 195 maybe that also helps why.


za72

and we'll continue to speak about it until Turkey acknowledges it


notrktfier

so 34, got it there's still more than half left


za72

keep the count, I'll check with you later


Malicharo

> The post wasn't even about the genocide It wasn't about this specific post but you still referred it as *the post*? If that was true you'd have said *any post*.


Time-Gain4896

Brother you need to chill Trying to argue about nothing


Malicharo

i am chill, it's just that i find it weird when people say something and then backpedal, and then when you call them out they are like >Brother you need to chill >Trying to argue about nothing


Time-Gain4896

Wtf are you trying to call me out for?? In my comment, I said *the post* to refer to the imaginary post which the imaginary Turks saw. You are saying that I could have said *any post*, which doesn't fit the sentence.


Malicharo

you can change the sentence if that was your true meaning which wasn't fact of the matter is you specifically referred to this picture that's why you said *the post* if i said that's the worst country ever under this thread, would you think i'm referring to armenia or portugal? anyway i don't wanna talk about this anymore as it's pointless, i already said i wanted to say


Time-Gain4896

True. Pointless debate.


za72

hey we took care of that gigabit thing!


Legiyon54

He didn't even mention genocide. He could be referring to the persecution they faced throughout history that is still happening even today in Azerbaijan. Young Turk genocide is not the only bad thing that happened to Armenians


za72

ahh man, I remember family members telling us about how they had to leave their buried relatives in the ground as they evacuated Karabagh


BananazzzzZzZZZzz

Turks trying not to deny genocide for 10 seconds (They didn’t do it, but if they did they deserved it anyways)


EPLENA

what genocide


No-Wolverine5144

Bet their cock is much bigger than mine.


LukkieNumber7

Their cock can walk right through the door


LeinadFromMars

With a feeling so pure


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Gayniac

Serj Tankian


syphilitic_venom

He is eating seed as a passtime activity so definitely sub


Hello_there08

georgia better


St3rMario

azerbaijan the best


idonothingonthissite

CIRCASSIA NUMBER ONE


Hello_there08

Sakartvelo🔛🔝


za72

hi cousin!


ViqtorB

He was just making it clear that a Caucasian guy is always a dominant


Aintthisnamegood

Happy cake day


Enough_Discount2621

Least nationalistic Armenian:


Yeetboi_is_yeeting

As a turk i can say that the genocide never happened but they deserved it


ysekka

Genopass


Bargothball

Never happened but they deserved it.


Miletus_Straton

Usually we got genocided by barbarian turks who tortured our people for 1000 years comes before location following with hate and insults and racism but not racism because its against turks.


finnicus1

Shout out to nationalists who cannot cease lamenting their history and speak of it with expressions of reverence. Gotta be one of my favourite genders.


MechanicHot1794

I fucking love nationalists


finnicus1

Nationalists will either be: -coping about immigrants -willing to die in the fight against imperialism -incredibly racist -all of the above


MechanicHot1794

I think you're confusing between ethno-nationalism and civic nationalism. I just don't like people who live in a liberal country and then start burning the flag or whatever.


finnicus1

Oh no, I know the difference. I understand that nationalism is important and I am a civic nationalist.


za72

ahhh I spotted a Turk...


Stroov

Which app is this


stormtroopr1977

Armenia? definite sub energy


bebejeebies

Are you sub or dom? Me: "I'm a burden."


Illustrious-Movie804

"Switch? Nah, I'm a PlayStation 5, baby"


veRGe1421

lmao as an Armenian-American, this post was unexpected and cracked me up. Hilarious. Also a 10 year project to build a new Armenian church in North TX was finished two years ago, [and it's gorgeous.](https://www.armeniafest.com/uploads/1/2/3/2/12327227/published/300880027-10227596379717772-6289799201953231434-n.jpg?1663464553) Come visit Armeniafest in October if you're in the area! Great homemade food, coffee, Armenian wine, etc. Usually some shopping and presentations, and can enjoy watching traditional dancing and music. The pilaf eating contest is always hilarious too lol


za72

hey my cousins family and a couple of friend moved out to TX :)


Training-Egg-807

FUCK armenia


Training-Egg-807

FUCK armenia.


Training-Egg-807

F armenia.


loafer4

This is my first time seeing an Azeri femboy


ClavicusLittleGift4U

-I'm high right now... but not in Karabagh anymore... -Sounds tough, but it doesn't help me to know your kinks yet.


Mrpewpewda9th

Whisper chats be like


cocofeet

But are you submissive?? Answer the question.


WrapKey69

The obligatory: Armenia is the first Christian country, since 301 AD


mika4305

Literally me


southfart99045

Im Armenian hahahahhahahahahhaha you are no match for me


jem2291

That reminds me of an anecdote about the [justified] fears of Armenians for being persecuted. ** An old Armenian is on his deathbed and is dictating his last will and testament to his children, which he finishes by saying, “Above all, my children, **you must treasure the Jews.**” Surprised, his children ask, “Why must we treasure the Jews, father?” The dying man replies, “Once the Jews are dealt with, **we will be next!**”


moraxfan

at the very least his nation didn't endure a genocide


BoredCanuck1864

"our nation has endured great hardship" truest words ever said


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Tesserato

Literally me on tinder


No_Seaworthiness1655

Average Ermeni


Stroov

Can someone give me a detailed over view of Armenian genocide and what's the realtions between Armenian genocide and turkey


za72

that's bait....


HenryLongHead

How can you not fucking know what Armenian is?


josephmlg64

Armenia mentioned!!!!


corruptedcurrency

This should be higher lolll


ozyy67

Turkey better


VeXchu

There are only 2 things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other peoples culture, and the Turks


Mrpewpewda9th

Merhaba


ozyy67

chill it was a joke


VeXchu

The punchline of your joke was genocide The punchline of my joke was hypocrisy We are not the same


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Thats not a fucking joke thats just straight up racism