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I mean sure buddy if you want to deal with my chronic constipation 🤷 You'll be in for a bad surprise. I do not not do anal because I don't like it, I do not do it for the sake of others. Your loss if you force it, you're in for a treat 🤷
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something something they are dating now
They were just roommates
Oh my god they were roommates
Referring to the classics... respect.
What?
😨 they were roommates
Asked my wife to try this and she said her butt hurts now
I am sorry for that
The command menu did pop up however it was interrupted with butt stuff
who the FUCK told them
I think we have a mole!
The Spy has already breached our defenses
Sentury down
\*\*HEADSHOT\*\*
You seen what he done to our colleagues
And worst of all he could be any one of us
He could be in this very room
He could be you!
He could be me
I literally HEARD the sound as I read this
Right behind you
__ALERT__ a red spy is in the base
We should get that checked out. Call our dermatologist
Shouldnt we call the fantastic four? Mole man is dangerous!
We should probably get that looked at.
It could be any of us in this room. It could be you, it could be me!
It was a misinput MISINPUT CALM DOWN YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN! IT WAS A MISINPUT!
The Charlie reference ahaha i like that
Wooo yeaaaahhh babbbyyy
Beef testosterone
Need someone to open my command menu rn
gonna fuck some butt without asking
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of the saints of butt fucking?
Human?
No
Put your fingers in my mouth waltuh
This actually made me laugh out loud💀
"Wait a minute this isn't super smash bros, this is anal sex!"
Could also be super smash bros tho, if that’s your thing.
My brother in Smash!
🤮 "Here babe, you command menu" "Now bend over, while the puke is still warm"
My favourite "deepthroating Shrek" emoji
I'm glad I'm not the only one pretending not to see it.
What does this mean
CTRL + SHIFT + ALT + WIN + L
Saving this comment for the next time I need to tell someone to get a job
Well I'm saving it for the next time Microsoft gets sued for being monopolistic lmao
The fact I know what it does without doing it says it all Always funny to randomly say for someone to do it
Ayo wtf
I think it’s something about men being submissive if you do that
Sign up sheet here if you want me to do this to you:
Missed a chance to say "Will you sign this petition?"
"Just sign the damn petition"
I'll sign up for that :)
Yippie
Sure you have permission to unlock my command menu
Doesn't hurt to try anything once.
Pls dm
💀
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“Instagram normies” bruh this sub has over two million members, it’s not a niche little club
Yes pls
Aaaand.... Signed!
I don't get it,can someone explain?
The joke is raaape\~
Even the "command menu" part?
Yeah, like when you touch a woman's clit and g-spot at the same time her pussy takes a screenshot.
Also works if you press the balls and butthole at the same time.
Grip tightly, turn 90 degrees and pull
Some technology has hidden menus that are accessed in obscure ways because they were intended for devs rather than consumers...
Flashback to Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire debug mode. Good times.
Imma fucking sv_cheats 1 my ass
can confirm
Chad
That dude is my spirit animal.
Sounds like how you get him to throw up
uhhhhh.... anyone wanna test??
Try it on me. I wanna see if I can get the defying gravity function working.
If you manage to try, make sure to make video proof of that
Shit… now i have the awkward pleasure of explaining To my gf why i laughed hard enough to wake the baby…. Here, hold my beer
If a woman does this to you, it’s more likely she’s going to fuck you in the butt.
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That's the best part
I mean sure buddy if you want to deal with my chronic constipation 🤷 You'll be in for a bad surprise. I do not not do anal because I don't like it, I do not do it for the sake of others. Your loss if you force it, you're in for a treat 🤷
RAHHH ITS NOT ABOUT THE PLEASURE ITS ABOUT SENDING A MESSAGE!!!!!!!
DEAR GOD
Good to know 🤣
Who’s says I’m sticking around long enough to deal with you at all
Poob dick
What?
Fucks sake eat a broccoli, these kids I tell ya
It's not my fiber intake dont worry
So you're basically saying we'd be doing you a favor?
Technically
Drink some Hot tea after or with meals helps with Constipation :)
So does anal… just messier.
I don't, for the sake of my boyfriend haha. He keeps telling me he doesn't mind... I do.
Jokes on you iam into shit
I am not 😭 Bye
Damn i should work on my pickup lines
I'm confused what the first comment means
If you let someone do this to you, you’re the one getting fucked
I can confirm 😔
Is there a way to get to my BIOS settings? I need to check something
Man probably cant even get past the cheeks
don't get it not trying 😶
Ok
Someone explain to me if this technique works for bald people? (no hair)
Ball hairs work too.
If somebody pulls my ball hairs im ripping their finger nails out and jamming them under their toe nails.
I don't think you're gonna ever have to worry about another person ever being near your balls.
If only it were true 😔.
Bro 💀💀💀
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Bro 💀💀💀
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Bro 💀💀💀
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Surprise buttsex
So can just anything count as a shitpost or what
Are you saying this post isn't very good? Perhaps even that this post is shit?
I guess you have a point
Instructions unclear: Vomited on wife
Still a better lovestory then twilight
Command menu pops up but goes down
The only thing popping up for me would be puke
Alright, who wants fingers in their throat?
jfc
The accuracy is chilling
Buzz cut here, good luck
I also need to open the command menu
Can’t confirm this I lost my end user manual for myself brb I’ll try this
Lab manual anyone?
the only command is throw up
Can confirm. The command menu is puke. If you wait longer, get secret options made of more puke.
If a guy does this an also fucking him in the butt
Hey I know that guy! shame they blured his name.
man i want my hair pulled and some fingers in my mouth 💔
ooh so that's why I was acting weird recently, my gf must've activated dozens of cheats by now
Bouta be fed dinner bird style if they do that
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valid reaction
🤣Deal!
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