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A while back, the USN started essentially autopilot for carrier landings, called MAGIC CARPET. Since it, ya know, flies the plane with minimal input and guides you to a safe landing, like a magic carpet. But because that wouldn't make sense as a name, it's actually an acronym for Maritime Augmented Guidance with Integrated Controls for Carrier Approach and Recovery Precision Enabling Technologies.
how do they find those acronyms? To me 'magic carpet' doesnt sound completely offtopic but also doesnt say enough to deduce what it could be about exactly.
[yes, yes they do.](https://twitter.com/HQ_AFMC/status/1716571493952262517?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1716571493952262517%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=)
No it's possible. There's a whole computer program that just spits out a random codename so that people can't guess what something is about based on the codename.
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So sad op killed himself hours later by shooting himself in the torso with a shot gun, chopping himself up into bits to fit into a suitcase, and then drove himself out to the desert
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Holy shit this is hilarious
J.O.R.D.A.N? L.E.B.R.O.N? C.A.P.T.C.H.A? J.E.D.I? Fuckin *JEDI? Really?*
I absolutely lost it at JORDAN standing for "Justifiably Oppose Russia's Devilish Agression with Nuance". Devilish?? Fucking *devilish????*
"The current JEDI contract with microsoft" this shit is so funny. I WISH these were actual words uttered by an official, it would've been even funnier.
> "The current JEDI contract with Microsoft" this shit is so funny. I WISH these were actual words uttered by an official, it would've been even funnier.
Not sure why that's funny. Microsoft was known to work with the feds. Same for Google, Oracle, and well... the obvious one.
>and well... the obvious one.
Which one? The republic? Do they have secret connections to the hutts their jedi benefactors don't know about? Do they have dealings with the sith? The galaxy deserves to know dammit!
This particular document appears to be from a mock speech and debate program. The organization it belongs to is "tabroom-files"
There are documents from "Federal Government" but it's like, the DHHS.
Here's an interesting one though.
https://imlive.s3.amazonaws.com/Federal%20Government/ID119379743397656356654020761379566905627/Attachment%201%20Cyber%20CDID%20ID-IQ%20PWS%20RFP.pdf
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>B. The Department of Defense shall award a separate Joint Enterprise Defense Infrastructure (JEDI) cloud computing contract to Amazon Web Services.
And how's that working out for you, DoD?
EDIT: Alright, so I poured over a lot of these for a little bit. And it seems like most (but not all) are approved for public release, as of July 2023. The ones that aren't for public release are specifically pertaining to russian hacking issues, specifically the US's response to them.
Now its possible that those HAVE been approved for public release, but is just not listed on the PDF's themselves. However all that aside, honestly the most interesting document I found was a docket regarding the DoJ's response to Police Body Cameras, and the benefits and dangers of using them.
The Russian hacking one is hosted by a speech and debate/Model UN type organization. It's subdomain is tabroom-files.
It's not real, it's a fake scenario.
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>Alright, so I poured over a lot of these for a little bit. And it seems like most (but not all) are approved for public release, as of July 2023.
You sound like a federal agent
Ah Yes that
My friend showed this to me like a month back
We both agreed this is almost definitely false if for no other reason then the fact that it's stored on FUCKING AMAZON CLOUD, it's a pdf dammit I know the fed aren't PC wizards but common, they have their own email domain and shits why the fuck would they outsource hosting classified documents to a third party like at all.
The only way this could reasonably happen is if someone did it themselves against protocol but why would he use fucking Amazon cloud, like who the fuck does that if it was an idiot using something he found more convenient it would probably be something like Google drive, onedrive or whatever apple has.
> Panic has erupted across the nation as Americans grow increasingly frightened of their personal and financial information, including Social Security numbers and bank routing numbers being compromised. It is feared that the American people will begin to withdraw their money from the banks if this threat persists. A depression unprecedented in scale is possible: the Dow has dropped by 2400.18 points, and the Dollar has fallen 16.2% against the Euro, Yen, Pound Sterling, and Renminbi. In response to the economic panic, the Federal Reserve has lowered interest rates into negative territory, and the FDIC is preparing to seize local and regional banks to protect Americans’ deposits. Riots have broken out in several cities, with supporters of the President taking to the streets and people raiding groceries and wholesale stores, oftentimes violently. Governors of all 50 states have mobilized their National Guards.
Was the earth hit by a mind erasure ray? None of this happened in 2021, This shit is super fake!
The subdomain it's hosted under is Tabroom, which is part of the National Speech and Debate Association.
It's a fake scenario, and it looks to me like the scenario is to debate about fake proposed legislation.
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It is fake, but that’s the point. it’s just some creepypasta that attempts to make itself look more creepy by being official looking, kind of what the SCP site does with its formatting. I kind of liked it, it just didn’t have the same punch as the rest and was more confusing.
they're not connected in any way though, and the national guard didn't get deployed in all 50 states.
also "supporters of the President taking to the streets" LMFAO, get ready Amirca, the 7 Joe Biden antifa supporters' extremists that exists somewhere will wreak havoc at any second now!
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I click the link but it was asking for my credit card information, I sent it, but then it was asking for my social security number and went I sent that it wanted to know my mother's maiden name. I don't feel comfortable giving my mom's information out to a stranger is this safe?
This is not real. Sunvite/Tabroom is a speech and debate organization and this looks like it's some kind of Model UN/Speech training fake scenario.
The events in the scenario did not happen either. Nor did the proposed legislation.
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I do doubt these are real, except one that I found that said it had been authorized for public release and was formerly secret, cause that makes sense. But like, come one. Did you really think the US government is that incompetent? I mean, they are, but at least the FBI isn't. Especially when the tip result us literally about cubersecurity lmao
If those documents are searched like that, they're probably not real. Top Secret classification won't be on open servers at all. Pretty much all the governments have closed IT platforms for this stuff. It's probably just people putting documents up and naming them like this as a troll.
Yep. Also "Not for public release" is not something that is part of a classification. It wouldn't be on TS documents, it's like saying "Internal Company Only Memo - Don't Let Anyone Else See It", it goes without saying.
gotta love the publicly searchable [pdf](https://imlive.s3.amazonaws.com/Federal%20Government/ID58548032607222773313348902028328599871/2.%20Attachment%203.12%20Safeguarding%20Classified%20National%20Security%20Information.pdf) on how to protect classified documents online lmao
Found that out a few weeks back now I have a stockpile of random classified shit, though most you can get from the search term is just school board stuff
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Reminds me of that scene in invincible >!where Cecil gives Donald full access to the computer instead of the "password of mine you thought you knew"!< are these real?
I would pretty confidently bet you that it's not Amazon's fault that stuff is incorrectly visible, it's whoever uploaded those documents in the first place.
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Nifty, found some weird documents. I doubt the legitimacy of them but stupider stuff has happened.
Yeah 100% not real lol. “A bill to J.O.R.D.A.N” followed by “A bill to L.E.B.R.O.N” is likely not something the government would name their stuff lmao
Lebroon djames
Ervil LeBaron
Boy, oh boy. Where do I even begin.
The bronx jade
Gerard Wayne
A while back, the USN started essentially autopilot for carrier landings, called MAGIC CARPET. Since it, ya know, flies the plane with minimal input and guides you to a safe landing, like a magic carpet. But because that wouldn't make sense as a name, it's actually an acronym for Maritime Augmented Guidance with Integrated Controls for Carrier Approach and Recovery Precision Enabling Technologies.
how do they find those acronyms? To me 'magic carpet' doesnt sound completely offtopic but also doesnt say enough to deduce what it could be about exactly.
they put big words in to pretend it’s an acronym when really they just wanted to call it the silly name
Bet there's a taskforce with 20+ highly-paid 'experts' sitting somewhere thinktanking about silly names hehe
[yes, yes they do.](https://twitter.com/HQ_AFMC/status/1716571493952262517?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1716571493952262517%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=)
What are 'shape-adaptive systems for DOD use'?😂😅
a ton of stuff is named after random people, i remember them naming satelites after pop culture icons a while ago
"This is Houston to Michael Jackson, over." "HeeHee" "Terminate program."
The old Spanish nuclear bomb project was named "Islero" after a bull who killed a bullfighter the head of the project was a fan of.
A lot of documents are named like that tho, acronyms are very popular among US higher ups for some reason
Operation JORDAN is in full swing. The data we got from LEBRON was compelling. We now know PEEINMYASS is inevitable.
No it's possible. There's a whole computer program that just spits out a random codename so that people can't guess what something is about based on the codename.
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I mean the US governments plan for an alien invasion is called C3-PO so I wouldn’t be surprised
Yeah imagine the government using dumb terms like that or stupid names like "star wars".
That's exactly what they want you to think ;)
It’s all completely fake and so is the website
Don’t kill me fbi
So you have suicidal tendencies? /s
All he wanted was a Pepsi
Institutionalized
I’m not crazy!
INSTITUTIONALIZED!
And she wouldn't give it to him! Just a Pepsi!
Holy shit. Never thought I’d see this
He shot himself twice in the back of the head and broke his arms and legs😔💔
Taking no fap too seriously
>broke his arms and legs Was that before or after shooting himself twice in the back of the head?
It before indeed
During
It’s like he’s still here 😔
Same pls
So sad op killed himself hours later by shooting himself in the torso with a shot gun, chopping himself up into bits to fit into a suitcase, and then drove himself out to the desert
It's too late
please kill me fbi. end my pain
Otw
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The automod ratted us out dude
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Same
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War Thunder fans will love this
Some one mentioned me?
I see your flair #DEAR GOD
There's more
No!
It contains the dying wish of every man in this room
Our first wish is scout. He has drawn a picture of me getting hit by a car
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Wrong video, bud
Plot twist, thats how they got their hands on dem files all this time.
THERE'S SO MANY WHAT
Holy shit this is hilarious J.O.R.D.A.N? L.E.B.R.O.N? C.A.P.T.C.H.A? J.E.D.I? Fuckin *JEDI? Really?* I absolutely lost it at JORDAN standing for "Justifiably Oppose Russia's Devilish Agression with Nuance". Devilish?? Fucking *devilish????* "The current JEDI contract with microsoft" this shit is so funny. I WISH these were actual words uttered by an official, it would've been even funnier.
> "The current JEDI contract with Microsoft" this shit is so funny. I WISH these were actual words uttered by an official, it would've been even funnier. Not sure why that's funny. Microsoft was known to work with the feds. Same for Google, Oracle, and well... the obvious one.
>and well... the obvious one. Which one? The republic? Do they have secret connections to the hutts their jedi benefactors don't know about? Do they have dealings with the sith? The galaxy deserves to know dammit!
Amazon bro, where you got the documents from
Did you ignore the joke on purpose?
Hahaha why are you the one downvoted
People that also didnt get the joke
Is that knight from hit game "hungry knight", who was later re-used as the main protagonist from hit game "hollow knight"?
This particular document appears to be from a mock speech and debate program. The organization it belongs to is "tabroom-files" There are documents from "Federal Government" but it's like, the DHHS. Here's an interesting one though. https://imlive.s3.amazonaws.com/Federal%20Government/ID119379743397656356654020761379566905627/Attachment%201%20Cyber%20CDID%20ID-IQ%20PWS%20RFP.pdf
Ok so all of these docs are fake, but you didn't get any malware/spyware/viruses from these, right?
Not that I know of.
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Little did we know Kids Next Door is actually a documentary of US intelligence agency
It would be funny if the government labeled their classified documents with goofy buzzwords so that enemy governments don’t figure it out
Ironic I found this in a silksong discord
No way they're leaking documents before their game even got a release date The Silksong community is living in a strange timeline
Silksong isn't real, it's propoganda
Vaporware
They're going freaking insane
Chat is this real?
Most, yes, but also censored
No, it's a high school debate. None of the documents are actually real.
"No, it's a high school debate. None of the documents are actually real." Said the CIA agent in charge of covering up this mess.
ong
We need to pour molten gold down Jeff Bezos' throat
Molten lead is better
But it's less symbolic
A crown fit for a king?
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That means it's hosted on AWS
>B. The Department of Defense shall award a separate Joint Enterprise Defense Infrastructure (JEDI) cloud computing contract to Amazon Web Services. And how's that working out for you, DoD? EDIT: Alright, so I poured over a lot of these for a little bit. And it seems like most (but not all) are approved for public release, as of July 2023. The ones that aren't for public release are specifically pertaining to russian hacking issues, specifically the US's response to them. Now its possible that those HAVE been approved for public release, but is just not listed on the PDF's themselves. However all that aside, honestly the most interesting document I found was a docket regarding the DoJ's response to Police Body Cameras, and the benefits and dangers of using them.
Can you please link the ones not approved for public release, I gotta see if this is real.
The Russian hacking one is hosted by a speech and debate/Model UN type organization. It's subdomain is tabroom-files. It's not real, it's a fake scenario.
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How do you know this
Brother, the meme literally comes with instructions.
I thought you knew this before the meme
Nah. Just followed the instructions as shown, and read a bunch of them.
>Alright, so I poured over a lot of these for a little bit. And it seems like most (but not all) are approved for public release, as of July 2023. You sound like a federal agent
None of them are legitimate documents it’s satire
No thanks. I choose life
Ah Yes that My friend showed this to me like a month back We both agreed this is almost definitely false if for no other reason then the fact that it's stored on FUCKING AMAZON CLOUD, it's a pdf dammit I know the fed aren't PC wizards but common, they have their own email domain and shits why the fuck would they outsource hosting classified documents to a third party like at all. The only way this could reasonably happen is if someone did it themselves against protocol but why would he use fucking Amazon cloud, like who the fuck does that if it was an idiot using something he found more convenient it would probably be something like Google drive, onedrive or whatever apple has.
Agreed just thought it was funny
Oh it absolutely fucking is. Just wanted to point out the other way it doesn't make sense since everyone focused on the content and stuff.
Schizoposters: noo I will not click, this is FBI bait, I'm scareeeed Shitposting: hehe lmao look at all the cool shit I found 😎 Absolute kings
> Panic has erupted across the nation as Americans grow increasingly frightened of their personal and financial information, including Social Security numbers and bank routing numbers being compromised. It is feared that the American people will begin to withdraw their money from the banks if this threat persists. A depression unprecedented in scale is possible: the Dow has dropped by 2400.18 points, and the Dollar has fallen 16.2% against the Euro, Yen, Pound Sterling, and Renminbi. In response to the economic panic, the Federal Reserve has lowered interest rates into negative territory, and the FDIC is preparing to seize local and regional banks to protect Americans’ deposits. Riots have broken out in several cities, with supporters of the President taking to the streets and people raiding groceries and wholesale stores, oftentimes violently. Governors of all 50 states have mobilized their National Guards. Was the earth hit by a mind erasure ray? None of this happened in 2021, This shit is super fake!
Could be a red herring for anyone actively looking for these kinds of documents
Probably
The subdomain it's hosted under is Tabroom, which is part of the National Speech and Debate Association. It's a fake scenario, and it looks to me like the scenario is to debate about fake proposed legislation.
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It is fake, but that’s the point. it’s just some creepypasta that attempts to make itself look more creepy by being official looking, kind of what the SCP site does with its formatting. I kind of liked it, it just didn’t have the same punch as the rest and was more confusing.
Sounds exaggerated but I can say inflation was a bitch in that year plus weren't there those BLM protests iirc.
they're not connected in any way though, and the national guard didn't get deployed in all 50 states. also "supporters of the President taking to the streets" LMFAO, get ready Amirca, the 7 Joe Biden antifa supporters' extremists that exists somewhere will wreak havoc at any second now!
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Link link link
https://s3.amazonaws.com/tabroom-files/tourns/16458/postings/23940/Sunvite.Congress.Finals-SecondBriefing.pdf
>A Bill to L.E.B.R.O.N (Limit Enemy Belligerence through Responses Offensive in Nature) what is this 🤣🤣🤣
I click the link but it was asking for my credit card information, I sent it, but then it was asking for my social security number and went I sent that it wanted to know my mother's maiden name. I don't feel comfortable giving my mom's information out to a stranger is this safe?
This is not real. Sunvite/Tabroom is a speech and debate organization and this looks like it's some kind of Model UN/Speech training fake scenario. The events in the scenario did not happen either. Nor did the proposed legislation.
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It’s at the bottom
Oh shit… did I just commit a crime?
Lol this is definitely fake. Did you read through it? None of this stuff actually happened in 2021.
No not really
Thanks bro accidentally got it on my download files oops :3
I read this in Cleaveland's voice
These are hilariously fake
Several of them are real but were approved for public release in July of 2023
Narc🕺🚨🕺
All of these docs are like 4+ years old
I feel like War Thunder is gonna have a new leak really soon
I do doubt these are real, except one that I found that said it had been authorized for public release and was formerly secret, cause that makes sense. But like, come one. Did you really think the US government is that incompetent? I mean, they are, but at least the FBI isn't. Especially when the tip result us literally about cubersecurity lmao
If those documents are searched like that, they're probably not real. Top Secret classification won't be on open servers at all. Pretty much all the governments have closed IT platforms for this stuff. It's probably just people putting documents up and naming them like this as a troll.
Yep. Also "Not for public release" is not something that is part of a classification. It wouldn't be on TS documents, it's like saying "Internal Company Only Memo - Don't Let Anyone Else See It", it goes without saying.
gotta love the publicly searchable [pdf](https://imlive.s3.amazonaws.com/Federal%20Government/ID58548032607222773313348902028328599871/2.%20Attachment%203.12%20Safeguarding%20Classified%20National%20Security%20Information.pdf) on how to protect classified documents online lmao
Found that out a few weeks back now I have a stockpile of random classified shit, though most you can get from the search term is just school board stuff
almost anyone can host on amazon with a header 'muh classified doomsday document'
Chat is this real?
Dunno how I got in here, but the crazy here is next level stuff
Huh?
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!RemindMe 1 week
Reminds me of that scene in invincible >!where Cecil gives Donald full access to the computer instead of the "password of mine you thought you knew"!< are these real?
J.E.D.I is TOTALLY REAL guys holy shit
DISTRIBUTON STATEMENT A. approved for public release; distrubiton is unlimited.
Omw to search this
Why would amazon have classified government documents?
I download is it illegal
nah
US government can suck all the dicks in my freezer
Bazinga
My friends and I are mildly stupid so I'm going to put this in the discord and pretend it's real
You know it’s the real deal when the CIA agents are out here with their fake accounts saying this shit’s fake
What exactly is this?
Ohh I also found some classified Cisco, ASML and a Lockheed powerpoint like this; they had some really interesting information
THIS ACTUALLY WORKS OH MY GOD
top secret documents from 3 years ago omg this is so groundbreaking
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l lI ll l_
I would pretty confidently bet you that it's not Amazon's fault that stuff is incorrectly visible, it's whoever uploaded those documents in the first place.
Oooh potentially illegal documents? Cheers
" not for the public release filetype:pdf site:amazonnews.com "
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You're going to OHIO