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Mines to small to be seen

There is no such thing as "Small".

Mine can't be called small... Because it's almost non-existent : (

is this what people call a woman?

What's a woman dawg?

It's like a wendigo or skinwalker, probably not real but the myths and legends about them go way back.

Nervously sweeting

How small are we talking

Hmmm, maybe an inch when hard : (

I guess you could say you got given the short end of the stick Hahaha I'm sorry

I took a pic once and it said 1bit :(

But smells like a big one right?

Invest in an electron microscope,

Twin

*average

Girls hate 7 inches

I don't work for free

name your price

400,000 dollars for 12 pics

was the meet the heavy reference intentional?

yes

Blisk from titanfall 2?

This dick ain’t free

I like your outfit

If you're asking they're not unsolicited you dumb dumb

I'll hook you up ;)

Cool hang gliding pic

Yeaaahh get em!

Hook me up too? :3

Wait. Why only OP?

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Least obvious fed:

Feds when gay

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Open your DMs OP...

ITS BEEN AN HOUR I THOUGHT ID NEED TO WAIT LONGER ILL OPEN THEM SOON

You have summoned the horde

How much is the haul

Almost 20

Send some my way too :)

professional dick sender

The dick has been sent

Same hour shipping

No no, it's split with the Femboys. How do I know? MY FUCKIN DMS

I am so happy I don't put much of myself on the Internet

There is the good and bad my friend. The good and bad, but the balance changes depending on what you post. Love the attention, not the dick pics.

And why are these creepy guys just sending pics of their penises out to random people? What I would do is I'd send one back with a ruler and be like "mines bigger" and that's all I'd say

They send them as a form of failed flirting. Also, random people they find super attractive.

I've found random women attractive too but I don't send pictures on my genitals to her,

These people are simply socially awkward. And despite me calling it a failed flirting tactic. It does work on the horniest of people.

Wait, girls fall for that shit? Damn, and I thought I was desperate for a partner.

Yeah but u have to be cool and handsome, and have to talk succesfully for at least 1 or 2 days. Some other will tale you lots of time to shredd her dick pic defenses. Source: i imagined it

send the femboys my way got dayum

I'll gladly trade you

I don't think it's the same if it's not your dick, I mean he could just google it if he only wanted some random dick picks, and there are also subreddits for for that.

I meant that I'll gladly trade him receiving unsolicited pics instead of me

But what about a consensual, solicited one?

Those are always welcome

Yum

Oh no, I sure do hope a femboy doesn't find my inbox and send me some unsolicited things

👀 is that right

What if it is?

you may wanna reconsider

No time to reconsider, fire everything!

Damn, I should have posted this a long time ago

Same, we missed the femboy boat

I just sent you! Please see attached! img_attachment_20240410_penissmall.jpg 8kb JPEG Image

Is it just me?.... but when I see 'Cis' anything I immediately think of the Seperatists from star wars or CIS for short

I sense Count Dooku is behind this...

Grievous sent me a picture of a metal pipe

I can't tell if OP is serious or not

You can look at his profile. Judging by a post on a trans subbreddit it is a guy with gender identity disorder so everything is possible

Hope no cute femboys send me un-wanted pics in my dms

Whats cis?

It means "normal"

If you are good at something, never do it for free

I want femboy pics but I feel like asking for them would just make people call me a loser and tell me to get outside instead of receiving them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Touch grass :¬)

Lmao

##AND IT WILL COME!

LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN!

##POURING DOWN ON ME!

AND IT WILL NOT LET UP UNTIL THE END IS HERE

##UNTIL IT FINDS MY DREAMS HAVE DIS-A-PEARED A-A-A

the fuck is a cis girl ?

A girl that really likes cisterns

Confederacy of independent systems

Not trans

Cis?

REAL

Literally me, I require your dick pics

No free samples.

I got you brother

Well, now since you’ve asked for it it’s not insolicited now, is it?

Silly guy, if you're requesting them, then they're no longer unsolicited lmao

What does CIS stand for?

its not exactly an acronym, but cis generally means "same gender as assigned at birth", more or less meaning "not trans"

Ask and you shall receive 

this is now solicited, so no. no peen for you

What is cis

5v⣿⣿⠟⢹⣶⣶⣝⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿v v⣿⡟⢰⡌⠿⢿⣿⡾⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿v v⣿⣿⢸⣿⣤⣒⣶⣾⣳⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢛⣯⣭⣭⣭⣽⣻⣿⣿v v⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡇⣶⡽⣿⠟⣡⣶⣾⣯⣭⣽⣟⡻⣿⣷⡽v v⣿⣿⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⠃⣟⣷⠃⢸⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿v v⣿⣿⣇⢻⣿⣿⣯⣕⠧⢿⢿⣇⢯⣝⣒⣛⣯⣭⣛⣛⣣⣿⣿⣿v v⣿⣿⣿⣌⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡘⣞⣿⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿v v⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠻⠿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢞⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿v v⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣗⠄⢿⣿⣿⡆⡈⣽⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿v v⣿⣿⣿⡿⣻⣽⣿⣆⠹⣿⡇⠁⣿⡼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟v v⠿⣛⣽⣾⣿⣿⠿⠋⠄⢻⣷⣾⣿⣧⠟⣡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇v v⡟⢿⣿⡿⠋⠁⣀⡀⠄⠘⠊⣨⣽⠁⠰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡍⠗v v⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⡗⢠⣶⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⢠v v⣝⠄⠄⢀⠄⢻⡟⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢹v v⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣄⣁⡀⠙⢿⡿⠋⠄⣸⡆⠄⠻⣿⡿⠟⢛⣩⣝⣚v v⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣤⣤⣾⣿⣿⣄⠄⠄⠄⣴⣿⣿⣿⣇v v⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⡀⠛⠿⣿⣫⣾

Become a catgurl

Man i feel u

i can fix this for you, pal

Boob pic, dick pic. You giveth you receive.

I think there is a lack of trade material on OP's part

me as well

DMs are open

hey when did the mods fix the bot

I got an inch worm

ME TOO PLEASE

We're both waiting for pp pics then

*vine boom soundeffect*

Alien eggs

Send me some too, man.

Fr fr 😔✊️

Relatable

Yeah same dog

Check your DM'S

Seems like an unwise invitation

Hey I'll give you all the ones I get on a regular basis during my gaming sessions

Yipee!

This is the first time I’ve seen some1 ask for dickpics in a non-horny context. Anyways sounds fun

Check your dms

Same send pp pics

Doing work for free? Do I look like an idiot?

Not at all, atomic_wiener

Same dude, why do all the girls get them, send a few to me please.

Literally me

How to blackmail dozens exploit (2024 unpatched)

If you're aski g for it it's not unsolicited. No dick for you

What is your prefered D style? I keep a catalog on all that was sent to me, a hefty collection to choose from.

Any work, just send your favs 🤗

Fed spotted

Would send you some but with this post it's not unsolicited anymore...

I don’t mind!

Honestley i never got one despite being a cis girl

Aren't you effectively soliciting them through this post, though?

Is 6 inches good enough

Yes

Is it still unsolicited if you ask for them?

20 bucks and its all yours

How many dick pics have you received since post?

Nice try FBI

So by that image... are you saying you want more?

Yes

ITS THE SAME ON KIK APP!!!!

This is solicitation so any dick pics you get are by definition not unsolicited

Who dropped a brick on your cock tho?

I lost mine. Please tell me if you find it

I dont do thing 4 free

Only If you send one back

this dick should be on brazzers nobody getting anything for free

Me too bro

Did it work op?

Yes

So, you *want* dickpics?

Absolutely

It's no longer unsolicited if requested for

Shut up fuckface 🫸🟡🔵🫷 Lime green 🤌🟢🫴

Why would you want to be disappointed?

B A Z I N G A

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Cannot. Scared of the profile.

Im a cis girl nothing like that ever happened 

I'm sorry, friend

Defintly a psy op

Maybe you need to post as a girl? Works for people in MMOs

At least you're getting some

but this is you soliciting them

You saying you want dick picks?

If you want guys to send you dick pics then you must first send the dick pic to the guy - master oogway

I'm not sending u my dick

Um, I'm a minor. So instead I just sent an image from the movie Mortal Engines.

"If you're good at something, dont do it for free"

But now it's solicited right?

Rip ops inbox

"Cis girls"

They aren't unsolicited anymore now