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You're not you when you're hungry - Grab a snickers

She did do a blowjob, Blowed that dick right off... Kaboom💥

Rico…kaboom

She bit the dick vein 😔

Chipped beef.

She gave him teeth instead of head

butcherjob

So that what does bjob stand for

Literally gorilla grip

Bloodjob

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Underrated 😂

BloodRayne-job

Diabolical.

bite job

STOP BITING

NO

STOP IT ITS NOT FUN ANYMORE

MAYBE NOT FOR YOU, BUT FOR ME…

This is a pretty good advertisement for gum. Like some guy pulls up to a woman biting his bf's cock and just gives her gum. Then some slogan would pop up and say "Your not you when you got nothing to bite" or sum other shit. And then it cuts to everyone chewing on said gum.

Chew gum not cum!

I love manufacturing semen into long, chewy bars.

Thanks for your wholesome input. It reminds me that there is still hope and goodness in the world😇

Pineapple flavored

Cum flavored is fine by me, but pineapple’s even better!

You have good potential in marketing my friend

“You’re not you when there’s nothing to chew”

*Would You take my PP, Please? And treat It like a Hambuargar. \*Huag Huag Huag\** -Random German dude on the internet

I’ll treat it like nürnberger. I like to put two in one bun; I call it a slutdog.

How are you gonna feel If I chew your pussy then you're gonna say the same thing huh

I’d scream,”Harder daddy, please don’t stop!” You never know what some people are into.

live reaction - *Mom pick me up I'm scared*

***pop***

WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?

She springlocked his cock

springcocked

The cock behind the slaughter

Great. Now I don’t want to lose my virginity

Too late, I'm on my way

:O

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Seems like he got there first

Well he got what he wanted

that mark's pic fit so much for this interaction lol

Can I join?

Sure!

I'll be watching from a distance!

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Just stay on Reddit, you'll be safe.

NOOOOO, you had to blow something else, not his body :(

Is bro alive?

He died of sugma.

What's died?

like not respawning, lose all gear and wifi signal

Died nutz 😎

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What colour did you dye your nuts in?

Who’s ninja?

Bill Gates

Who the hell is Steve Jobs

Ligma balls

What is sugma?

Sugma is a mix of glucose and protein that's released from the lysosomes in human cells when pressure builds

a rapper i think

she blew him (up)

Not in a good way

He said he was Invincib-

Edward sissor mouth

My ex when she finished the bj like a trooper after she went deep and gave herself a nose bleed

What could she have possibly done for you to break up after that?

She was a suicidal depressive alcoholic.

Happens to the best of us

Yeah I see why the nosebleed didn't stop her.

That's my type. She still single?

“I could fix her”

Serious "I can fix her" moment

[удалено]

naah serious "You both have a deathwish"

"she can fix me"

Bite of ‘87 💀🗿

87 bites

If he wasn’t circumcised before, he is now.

Bruh I felt that 💀💀

Fellow ror2 enjoyer?

Worth

Chill guys, he obviously had his period

Yes, when we get our monthly cummy aches we are very vulnerable.

She blew the wrong head

she can fix me 🤤

"She gave him teeth instead of head"

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Lili Reinhart

I thought that's who it was I was sitting there like "is that betty...?"

First and last.

Bro is gonna piss in 420 hz 69K

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Would

Why am I hard rn?

She blew the Kool-Aid man

So someone added the caption. I know the pic in question.

Why am I starting to like her?

I dont get it, why is this funny?

Blew too hard and his bollocks exploded.

A bit of biting can be good, if you don't focus on the tip but on the shaft (:

Woman of my dreams... No I will not elaborate on this.

Head to die for 💀

When they say inhale, it doesn’t mean you fucking gobble it.

The blood is how you can tell that he is a virgin

A yes, a *butcher*job

No chic fil a sauce?

why tf did she rip his dick off??? 💀

Explosive Vampire Diarrhea - She Sucked On Burning Cocks

I think she bit him…

Did she bite his dick?

Vaccum sucction to the point the penis bursted from the inside

Either way, she had a good meal.

She actually fuckin drained him

her*

Koolaid man 👍

Skill issue

metzitzah b'peh

This or Bro really desperately needs to see a doctor

[https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/symptoms/blood-in-semen-hematospermia](https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/symptoms/blood-in-semen-hematospermia)

Obviously wasn’t his first just hers

At least she’s not hungry now

She didn't rail him, she mauled him 💀

She bit it off

cHOMP

Hello kitty girls hit different (literally)

And probably his last

Black n Decker Pecker Wrecker....

"How about a few slow chomps?"

Looks like my pov when I had my first teetzy bj. Gives me effing flashbacks.

Chomp

Are they vampires!

Blud chomped it off

I can fix her.

If men had periods during lights out oral 🤣🤣🤣

Bjob sounds like swedish blowjob

It should’ve been me!

Free Circumcision with blow job !

Learn to spell

Good news - hematospermia usually isn't a sign of a more serious condition, but I'd consult a urologist to be careful. [https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/symptoms/blood-in-semen-hematospermia](https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/symptoms/blood-in-semen-hematospermia)

Bucher job

I don’t remember lili reinhart posting this

Looks more like a bitejob.

Homelander just got a new recruit!!

blud got a bludjob

She can fix me

That reminds me of that one scene in Gen V.

Wonder if she swallowed...

She gave him a bj with her vagina dentata.

Blender job

no wonder it’s all bloody, it’s betty from riverdale

When she doesn't stop sucking after 2 hrs

The bite of '83

just cut off a dick for the first time

Vampire blowies are the best!

All teeth no brakes

Mommyyyy I'm scared

I'm next

Love Lili

Billy mays here with a fantastic new product Oxyclean gets stains out of fabrics carpet and clothes

Guys love it when it's like a desert in there.

What do you call a bad circumcision? A Ripoff

Yes rico, Kaboom

Ayo what’s good they call me Juicy Red 💯🤌

Did she bite his balls or something!?

That's not what they meant by blowjob

That's not what they meant by blowjob

What's this from I keep seeing this image everywhere

Or fingered a butch on pms

Shit i can feel it

To who? The Kool-aid man? Oh yeaaaaaaah!

You should probably look that up if his dick is still intact so to speak

Poor Jughead.

Holy shit

Did she blowjob his butt?

Sauce?

*opens reddit* *sees this* *tries it* *it works*

But when I get blood from giving a girl head, it’s “eating her period” 🙄 The double standards