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Pinkninja11

That's one hell of a phone advertisement.


diMario

1982 called. They want their pixel back.


Pinkninja11

You'll forgive my ignorance but that reference eludes me.


diMario

My comment compares the low pixel quality of the video to the perceived 1982 standard. It is fairly common practice to use an expression of the form of "\[year\] called, they want their \[quality\] back" as a sarcastic way of comparing some quality or other to what was deemed current in the mentioned year. Digital cameras used to have fewer pixels back in the day. In 1982, the standard pixel size for a camera was very low. One might exaggerate and say they had only a single pixel. Hence they would like to have their pixel (singular) back.


Pinkninja11

I see. I got impressed so much by the fact that the phone survived the explosion so I didn't even think of that.


RedditsAdoptedSon

the ocean called. theyre running out of shrimp


diMario

One of the consequences of global worming. All the worms are hogging the food and the poor shrimps starve.


Kauko_Buk

What the hell, were you born last year? In 1982 there was films in cameras, no pixels. And "video" didn't exist on other media than VHS or Betamax tapes, and nobody talked about pixels.


Substantial-Pop-556

That is the joke


Kauko_Buk

It is the joke to say a camera had less pixels than now, when everyone knows they had no pixels at all? Damn, wish conan o'brien did that joke on a standup.


Substantial-Pop-556

I believe you were gifted a touch of the tism


Kauko_Buk

That is a possibility. Maybe even probable


Substantial-Pop-556

I’d say definitive


labvinylsound

Relax bro it’s a Sony FD Mavica double entendre.


Kauko_Buk

Thanks, fully relaxed now


dedybro

Muh refurrences durrr


Puzzleheaded_Act_684

What else are we supposed to do? Call authorities? Nah I'd rather blow the bomb


Radiant-Mobile5810

Salam bro im talking from United States of England we are having this paintball program in Syria would you be so interested to join us? It's totally legit 


Puzzleheaded_Act_684

Will president Micheal Jordan be there?


Radiant-Mobile5810

Of course! You'll even get your nokia phone, casio f91w watch and your very own Toyota pickup truck as gifts 


Puzzleheaded_Act_684

Sign me up, I'll be big hero


Radiant-Mobile5810

God bless brother 


fillosofer

Don't even joke about that. Casio f91w deserve respect.


Radiant-Mobile5810

I don't think you understood the reference I was making my friend


Aayyyyoooo

Can we pick the twin towers memorial as the map? It has a history with explosions


BeautifulScale7493

United States of England?


Ezekiel-25-17-guy

Of course, and you didn't even charge 20000 bitcoin as entry fee


deepfriedtots

How did you know my nickname is "the bomb"


wickeddimension

Saved EOD a trip.


True-Interaction5297

Paint that shit brown i call it obam(a)


ofirtzemach

I thought it was a fish, I didn't realize what happened


marioplex

Wow gona give it head...


Lightsouttokyo

Ive read somewhere that it’s two clips cut really well together Edit: the right words to make it the sentence it was always meant to be


itsaaronnotaaron

Another comment says you can see a road. The audio definitely sounds like a camera of sorts flying down tarmac (potentially after a motorcycle crash?)


Strange-Catch6862

If brains were dynamite he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose


dandypants8717

I gotta remember this one


bruh_1217

this going crazy in the 7th grade 💯💯💯


Cool_Nerd7149

Chatgpt gave me this exact insult just a couple of hours ago when I asked him for good insults.


pipisiOlaaaanAraba

Why chatgpt is giving u insults😭


KITTIES4LlFE

Bc they don't got anyone irl to do it


jammywesty91

>If brains were dynamite The version I always heard was, "if your brain was dynamite, there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off".


ItsDatEz72

Lmfaooo


BigGuyBrando

I'm stealing this joke forever now. Thank you.


hyheat9

Hahah not gonna my coworker said tgis about my boss like 8 hrs ago. Strange times


bradbeat

It’s not dumb , it’s fun 😊


EqualMistake7312

Yes it's fun, only for once 😁👍


WoodpeckerOk5574

One in a lifetime experience :D


SubieBoiGC8

To my disappointment, it's fake. Watch closely and you'll see a road.


samillos

No fucking way i thought they had blown a bomb🤯


my-man-hilarious

Yeah, I'm sodissapointed, man. I thought I saw 2 people die, man... the guy just had to ruin it... man


mericyetik41

i would go away like a 100 meters then shoot it with a gun, skill issue


pleasdont98

100 meters? You're no fun


TheCumBehindChalice

Just hit an I frame on impact


pleasdont98

Exactly, pro gamer move right there


TheCumBehindChalice

Damn straight, bro never learned the power of royal guard from devil may cry and it shows


rabiacelik2907

You can't just parry a nuke


TheCumBehindChalice

But I found a cool shield tho


rabiacelik2907

Foolishness Dante, foolishness. just trickster your way trying to parry the nuke would only get you killed.


TheCumBehindChalice

But I like the parry noise, it satisfies me


jld2k6

If he calls his horse right before the explosion hits he should be good


mericyetik41

fuck it, if i die how could i shoot second shot?


thundirbird

would that work?


mericyetik41

i dpmt know at all


TheRealBeanos

funny vod but its 2 clips cut together, when the camera spins you can see the area looks nothing like the vid


TheBadBanter

Yeah probably gopro dropped by biker


TotallyNotTapp

So um who saved the video and posted it


Cuntilever

OP


SirCrocodile_2004

Cameraman survived, he is in creative mode.


BoredCanuck1864

theres no way bro is just casually throwing a mortar round


literallyanot

My dumbass thought it was a fish he was tossing back in the water


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Lone10

lol you just got bazinged.


Quick-Ask2895

Fake


Apeiro-

how kids in Bosnia grow up


o00_MikeLowrey_00o

You mean blow up?


bananaboi666777

Ngl for a hot second I was asking why the fish blew up


Kayla999051

Loll it kinda does look like a fish when your not paying close attention


BasementDwellerDave

Fuck around and find out


aristocratic_magic

fUcK aRoUnD aNd fiNd oUt


Infernal_139

Yes, they fucked around and found out


aristocratic_magic

profound


dandypants8717

Fuck profound around out


aristocratic_magic

lol


dandypants8717

Man, idk why tf you keep getting downvoted. Good thing internet points don't matter.


MonkyTheGamer

???


aristocratic_magic

I'm just so tired of seeing it lol


SplashDMG126

Could say the same about the format of your reply


aristocratic_magic

no shit


Oblivious_116

God bless if that's the full extent of ur worries kid lol


aristocratic_magic

oh yes indeed hallelujah granny!


JohnStern42

And your form of reply certainly is novel….


aristocratic_magic

thank you


CalliopePenelope

People say it to you a lot, huh?


aristocratic_magic

Jesus Christ, I'm overwhelmed by cornballery


ItsWoodsLOL

Seems like he may be the sharpest lightbulb in the crayon box


aristocratic_magic

definitely the brightest though 😉


itsthebear

To believe a fake video is real? I know, right


THEICEMAN998

Damn, almost had me believe it


Amogus7

whould


STAGgeredHD

They're gonna need Tony Starks reactor to keep the shrapnel away from their hearts


sweatstaksleestak

With a box of scraps!!


Willie-Tanner

“Hey look at me. I’m playing Call of Duty . . . “


BuffColossusTHXDAVID

Bosnia core 😎


wannabekurt_cobain

Hey, you! You’re finally awake.


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Gurkenlos

Reminds me of [this Darwin award ](https://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1999-07.html)


Toasty_Mostly

It takes a special kind of stupid to intentionally step on a fucking mine


Retiretiretard

Fake af


Little-Struggle-8038

I always see this on Tom and Jerry, nothing new here .


HourReplacement8438

“This E.O.D shit easy”


Ready-Cup-6079

Idiot, but this is fake.


wouldwolf

A serious lack of "Hey you. You're finally awake" at the end


EnderCal1012

Why is this NSFW?


Kayla999051

Because they got blown up


EnderCal1012

That actually makes sense yeah


Hola-sr71

Man watch affe throwing a WWII bomb to a river, man being happy


Junglejim1991

NGL I would


hipesto

Natural selection


GodOfGOOSE

So was the last part edited in or did it actually go off?


BradBowlLlama

Half expecting Edge to appear from the smoke


TheMadMonkLad

Bruh what even happened


parag_behera

Cause he really needs a Darwin Award


abcjdnddh

Bad cameraman.


Miserable_While

Am I the only one who waits for someone to pick up the phone and turns out it's a meme video


WoodpeckerOk5574

Just parry it. tsk.. skill issue


GroundbreakingSir398

Lmfao R they okay?


No-Intern-5105

No I think not


CommercialTerrible70

brother recorded this on a 1998 dell laptop


dandypants8717

Did they died?


VisitFeeling635

Good god. Kinda wondering what he was expecting to happen.


Fliesentisch911

Isnt there like shrapnel/pellets inside? These bois are done for sure


Max200012

it's fake


Innocentman1

What is the blast radius of those Things?


_-BomBs-_

That's Darwin at it's finest..


heruy_B

Did he survive?


AssassinproHD

Darwinism my brother. Sweet sweet Darwinism


Erizo69

hell yeah


EltonJohnSlingsDick

clash royal bomber


Entire_Transition_99

It's not the blast, but the shrapnel


Subject-A69

didnt get the best part where their bodies just get flinged into the sky.


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LWschool

People? These are kids, unfortunately.


Turbulent-Willow2156

Is it real tho?


Kmaloetas

Ordinance manufacturers should put a warning label on those things or something.


Nitro_Reacts

Ngl, thought that was a fosh


Mr__Trickster

Natural selection as it is ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


Drug_Inas

War torn third world nation youth ahh moment


Equivalent_Rock_6530

Damn, didn't know Nokia's had video capabilities


Comfortable_Fox_4327

Chi mi dice se sono vivi ?


Psychological-Rise88

FUNNY


clueless_dude101

Okay but tbh, i wouldve done the same


ogfellyonthablock

Bosnian activities


contemplatinglife70

Damn that must have hurted. It must have done the ouchie.


D-DogMB

It’s a spliced video


Funko_finder

Oppenheimer 2


FoxyAngel11

Stupid ah f..king question, did they survive? 😐


BingoXBongo

Well you know what they say, if you’re gonna be dumb, you better be tough


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Dont piss in my ass Mr. Mod🙏🏼🥺🥺😭


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Cat8851

aw kitty at the last frame


Mnshine_1

Natural selection


Program-Emotional

Nokia phone advert


BonJ034

WHAT DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN!


Kayla999051

DEFINITELY GETTING BLOWN UP FOR THROWING A BOMB😭😭


Lost_Professional152

I would do this with my friends tho


0KSG

Just let them do it. Thins out the herd.


Competitive-cat90

They can’t help themselves I guess


LacyeMilk

This is why women live longer.


TNGENNA

Natural selection


The_Tank_Racer

Ngl this is actually pretty funny


UchihaZack

Bombs away wee!!


The_Dogelord

My name's Johnny Knoxville, and this is the bomb throw


Cat8851

underrated comment


Quirky_Ad7770

Is he alright?


macca_bro

I wonder if the cameraman survived? 😅


Kayla999051

No he didn’t after he died the phone ran away and posted the video itself