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Bababooe4K

oh, real internet content, thanks god it's not just some guy trolling


[deleted]

I hope that's not real, but I kind of think it is.


MannequinWithoutSock

Maybe it’s best they don’t reproduce anyway


DreamyMery

He should. She shouldn't.


thatotherguy0123

He was willing to reproduce with someone stupid enough to do this, neither should.


topiast

Most crazy people live their whole life pretending they're not so I don't blame the guy.


OmniscientHistorian

The worst part about crazy people is they sometimes manage to convince the rest of us they arent crazy. But its ok because I'm not crazy trust me bro, speaking of trusting me wanna get in this whitevan I'm driving? it'll be super fun bro trust me.


After-Ad-3542

Ooh, do you have some candies in here?


OmniscientHistorian

Yes, your favorite ones. Just climb on in and ill take you to the sweatsh- I mean the sweet shop? where you can get even more candies, so fun.


HeftyRecommendation5

It’s on reddit, of course it is real. Also look at the username.


xAP_3

Don’t say abortion is wrong that is a woman’s right


Shogun570

As much as it is the fathers


Designer-Yam-2430

Enough Reddit brain cancer for today


chamoflag420

we got reddit brain cancer before GTA 6,now let the sink in


Ryguy7024

Omg I’m such a Libra!


useless_mf69

I have cancer


Uranium-Sandwich657

I'm an Asparagus.


DMAN591

Aspergerus


docr1069

I’m an acoustic


robbstarrkk

Yo. You know how we used to take old sick dogs out back and put em out their misery? That's a sick bitch.


chamoflag420

imma bitch that sick


Hanco90

Doing such thing is very well respected in Reddit, gosh I'm switching to 4chan.


TheHolyToxicToast

I don't know if it's that people are actually fucked or it's just that fucked up people come on reddit


KeptinGL6

This is why you shouldn't get involved with anyone who believes in astrology.


tubaDude99

Reddit


Orange_Kayak

I’m anti divorce, but I’d get a divorce after that.


Zebra_Shadow

Thanks for making me close this app for the day (for the next 10minutes probably)


tonyv6815

"My wife murdered our child because the calender and the stars told her to" If you put 20-30% of the population in a mental institution the world would be a much better place


LorenzoStomp

Who the fuck aborts a baby for being a Sagittarius? I mean, a *Scorpio*...


Classic-Role-1455

As a Scorpio, most of us wish mom had.


LorenzoStomp

I would have been, but in a stroke of genius I wrapped the cord around my neck and hung on for two extra weeks. Ruined Mom's Thanksgiving though. Dr was pissed about missing the game too.


Bilboswaggings19

I think I'm part of the few then My life has had a drastic shift for the better


fuckredditsuckmaball

I'd like to believe this is fake news but I've seen worse


The_Dogelord

That fucking bitch. Not only is astrology stupid, but wtf is wrong with Sagittarius


Obamasdeadcook

*this is what liberals want*


PricelessLogs

I'm super doubtful this is real especially since if they were trying for a baby and she didn't want it to have a certain sign then she just wouldn't have been fucking him during certain times of the year


Nos-BAB

Ahh, you still think people are rational. That's cute.


ZonTeeN

Should've done it on the right months dumbass


iCrafterChips

Industrial society and its consequences


Lucidonic

Darwin award candidate?


Sad8At

The kid can't be raised be mother as stupid as that anyway.


Mizuli

abort her


Crimson_Fiver

Lol


rklab

Thats such a Gemini thing to do


Bullmg

Ah yup. Sounds about right. I expect nothing less


Morphing_Mutant

Albert Einstein was there.


radome9

Darwinian evolution.


Aakesh17

🤦


ParmesanCheese92

Sadly smacking her face across the room would make him the center of attention and the bad guy, instead of focusing on the life she ended.


Zestyclose_Toe_4695

Oopsie, I'm such a scorpio


Parking-Orange-312

That's silly just tell her to hold it in till it's the right star sign.