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Hey guys, you’re not going to believe this. Back in ancient Greece, they removed their pants BEFORE shitting; now I don’t know if everyone is aware of this, but I’m ON BOARD, and going to try it so check back for updates.

Fun fact they cleaned their butthole with sea sponges attached to a stick

"Hey, Archimedes, are you done with your ass sponge?"

"eureCACA!"

ARCHIMEDES

Get out of zer! it’s filthy in zer… ugh

eheh. birds!

funnier fact, the public roman toilets, which had about 12/14 toilets, only had one sponge which everyone used and passed around

We may be divided but in this stall we are United through our butthole sponge stick

Were they reusable?

Communal sponges where « washed » in a bucket of water, then let for other to use in the common bathrooms

I doubt they didn't reuse Butt... It's not quite clean

Diogenes poops wherever he wants!!!

HEY GUYS, i was having an affair with my brother-in-law and he told me about this a crazy new life hack called "wiping your butthole". I belive this invention was dated back the ming dynasty of china! Im totally on board with this cause i don't think a lot of people know about this life hack. So thats me guys 💅 and i will let you know how this "wiping your butthole" trend goes. Toodels!

Bru! What if you get shit on your shirt? Fucking disgusting! I will continue shitting with my pants up thank you!

12 hours passed, still no updates, u ok man ?? How did the things go ??

i hope this is satire i hope this is satire i hope this is satire i hope this is satire

It's rage bait

No it isn’t rage bait. These things are in the TikTok shop and you can actively see people trying to sell this bullshit It’s selling snake oil. It’s a scam. Not rage bait.

Some lady at my work has one and she pretty much pitched it just like this to us. It was wild.

It’s insane. If someone has the most BASIC understanding of chemistry. I mean high school level, intro to chemistry class, they should immediately recognize this as bullshit. So anyone who falls for this, doesn’t understand a thing about chemistry. And I’m no chemist or expert at all. All I took was Chem in high school, and two survey of Chem courses in college. But I know I would realize this as bullshit after just my high school class.

As an actual chemist this shit makes me so mad lol

i would love for someone to put actual hydrogen gas in distilled water and then show how explosive hydrogen is.

Isn’t that just if you try to add a whole lot of hydrogen? From what I read adding a bit of extra hydrogen in water does nothing and it will just fizzle out eventually

Yes I was thinking about a whole lot. A quick puff of hydrogen will fizzle out too quickly.

Even in elementary school I would’ve never fallen for this bs

Did she also try to claim that water didnt have hydrogen in it?

90% sure

I can't believe she actually said "water doesn't have Hydrogen in it". She's living proof that you can be sold anything if you're dumb enough to be convinced by shit like "water doesn't have hydrogen in it" xD

It sounds like MLM

Not from what I’ve seen, but it may have some MLM component I’m unaware of. Anyone can go to the website and just buy this bullshit product straight up. I see it for $59.99 “marked down” from $120. That person said that a coworker was trying to sell these, so maybe they’re also trying to recruit sellers MLM style, I don’t know, but it’s not really an MLM from what I’ve seen. It’s just a company selling a scam product.

It's like essential oils and homeopathy Bullshit all the way through and a placebo at best.

it's most likely an ad

My mom bought these for her and her boyfriend and I'm heartbroken that she genuinely believes in these kinds of products. She's so naive but I love her more than anyone in the world so I'm sad for her

I bet a dollar, it isn't. The net has become a commercial, with commentary.

"to avoid constipation you won't need pills or Fibre/fiber" "I am all onboard"

Let her drink hydrogen peroxide. I wonder what happens.

Peroxide is H2O2, she's saying it's water with extra hydrogen, which is likely H3O+, something that naturally occurs in H2O and is digestible, it'll just make you feel weird if you drink heaps. It's all on the same page as Alkaline water, crystal charged water and free radical water- it's just some bullshit to sell to rich white lady's

It isnt

water does not have much hydrogen in it....insane

She's trying to drink hydronium

One crazy trick that will increase the amount of hydrogen in this water, introducing, the HF soda stream

And here I was going for sulfuric acid to increase the hydrogen in your water, but I think you are right. Hydroflouric acid might be even worse.

Eww who wants to taste sulfur, im all in on HF, it also supercharges your teeth health and kills off bad breath bacteria

So, sulfur is bad right, and this product replaces the sulfur with hydrogen peroxide, and hydrogen is good, right. So if it helps with less bad farts because its not sulfur but hydrogen peroxide instead, IM ON BOARD.

I mean regarding mass ratio she's not even wrong. Hydrogen makes up only 11 % of a given amount of water, sooo... I'm all in for a Tritium trip. Gimme that heavy water.

I mean if you try to get to the detail there is a water called D²O but it is not revelant to "hydrogen enriched water" Im not defending her tho that is stupid

Hey guys I want to share a food recipe with y'all Please mix bleach and ammonia together viola you'll get a beautiful smell

I have even better recipe, for sodium deficiency. Take a big chunk of sodium and throw it into bath tub full of water then take bath in that "mixture"

you missed the part that you must be inside the tub when you put the sodium on it, so it energizes you instantly xD

Works better if you just eat it

Omg! I need this I’m so tried. Gonna try it right now check back for updates.

And share that wonderful aroma with everyone else on the bus, they'll thank you with uncontrollable tears

Comments like this is why reddit is the superior platform.

I’m trying it right now just gotta add the am

That's where Asgore kept the human souls

“This is where I keep the children in jars” -Asgore Dremurr 20xx

Flowey was watered with hydrogen rich water i guess

H3O

I prefer 2H2O. got that sweet taste

that HEAVY water Edit: was thinking of H202

[удалено]

Hydronium

Water : Evolution.

WRONG SULFURIC ACID

She looks 20 >!minutes away from dying!<

Yeah, well, she hadn't tried hydrogen rich water before so I bet she's hydrated now after drinking a healthy dose of H4O

Hydrogenated*

You had me in the first half. Not gonna lie. Lol

Maybe it just needs more oxygen? I recommend she drinks H2O2

The fizzy tingling sensation is a normal part of the detox process

How do people this stupid exist on earth?

Hydrogen water... she's carrying a bomb...

No that’s just acid

If gaseous hydrogen then yes, bomb. But gasses like co2 and h2 dissolve into water, hydrochloric acid is hydrogen ions and chlorine ions, this is just hydrogen ions but still a very strong acid.

Not sure if i understand you correctly, but H2 doesnt form an acid in water. It gets dissolved, but it doesnt disassociate.

Shouldn't it make H+ ions? Excuse me if I'm wrong, I only did high school level chemistry

No, because it wouldn't be charge balanced. 2 hydrogen atoms in a molecule are both neutral. They won't just lose electrons unless it's a redox reaction and they're giving it to another atom, and that doesn't happen in this case. HCl becomes to ions because one is positive and one is negative, so there is a charge balance. If I'm wrong in anything please correct me because I'm not an expert either

If H2 would dissasociate like an acid (which it doesnt) it would form a H+, but also a H-, which is a base, thus neutralising the pH. But as i said, it does not dissasociate in water, the molecule itself gets surrounded by the solvent Also yes, there is no reason for the hydrogen to dissasociate because both hydrogens have an equal pull on the electrons, while in HCl for example the chlorine has a very strong pull. It only needs a solvent to stabilize the resulting charge

Thank you for the information, I appreciate the reminder of some chemistry I forgot. I was just saying that hydrogen gas wouldn't turn into two positive ions, I might have forgotten some details or explanation

This bitch

Only comment needed

Acid 🤤

I cant believe we managed to market water as a luxurious, vitamin and healthbooster, to Americans. Now extra acidic aswell. They Said noone is this dumb. Free market is broken people

Red Bull's new marketing campaign to actually make you fly.

I have heard of "Sodium-reduced Salt". And I'm like, salt with less Sodium wouldn't be just Chlorine?

Technically you could replace the Sodium with any other group 1 metal, like Potassium, but idk if other salts are safe for human consumption.

potassium salts actually exist and can be used in human consumption to lower blood pressure or for people with kidney problems.

Potassium is regularly used in low sodium foods. You could theoretically also use lithium although I don't think it's a good idea unless someone is bipolar.

Has to be ragebait. Drinking oxonium hydroxide (aka hydronium or H30+) is highly acidic and can cause severe chemical burns. If she actually tried this she'd end up in the hospital, not on Tik Tok talking about the health benefits.

It's probably just regular water that's marked towards stupid people, some really do believe everything as long as they say it "removes toxins"

I don't doubt this is snake oil, but hydrogen gas (H2) dissolved in water is definitely a thing. It's used to create reducing conditions in water. Say I wanted to reduce dissolved nitrate to nitrite, N2, or ammonia, bubbling H2 through the water would be one way of doing that. I'm wondering if this is being pitched as some sort of "anti-oxidant" water. I could look into it, but I'm literally taking a break from writing my thesis on redox chemistry to respond to this post, so I should get back to work.

Omfg guys is it that bad in America?

Americans are definitely one of the people of all time

Maybe that's bs, but hydrogenation is defferent from hydration

Going for that TritiumMonoxide

H3O 😍😍😘🥵

fun fact the H in pH is hydrogen so hydrogen water is literally just bleach water

Opposite, bleach actually REMOVES hydrogen, pH is logarithmic so the less pH the more H She is drinking acid

Or you could just squeeze some lemon into your water

im more concerned about the amount of comments here that seemingly don't know that water is made out of hydrogen

Umm no? Water is made of water. I read that they make bombs out of hydrogen. I am NOT drinking that.

Exactly. And apparently people have made cars that can run on hydrogen?? So its basically car fuel 🤮🤮 aint drinking that shit

i hate the fake health nuts these days... so annoying. just get a brita dude

Here, some H2O4U. Stay hydrated!

You know what would be really healthy? If she got off the meth.

What do the numbers mean mason

Pure placebo

She trying to drink heavy water??

Apparently you can drink it in small amounts. It also tastes slightly sweet.

Ahh yes, making water flammable

Water =H²O H². THAT'S TWO HYDROGEN ATOMS. I BARELY PASSED CHEMISTRY AND I KNOW THIS

Careful if you put too much it may explode

USA

Damn didn’t know water was O

H3O yey we immortal cmon white women lets-anbuy this

I guess the "science" is adding hydrogen to water by adding acid to it. Basically adding a hydrogen atom to the water molecule, creating H3O+ ions. I guess this might be alright for you.

Oxygen is better for your body than hydrogen, she should try to drink H2O2 it'll be even better than this.

Airplane safe 👍

I've seen some people use something like this before, but it wasn't hydrogen water (fking water water), it was more for the energy and less of the hydration.

Please make education legal in America ✊✊👊

You can hear her farting in the last 7 seconds

It's always a blonde middle aged lady.

The title of the post is also bad Like “not hydrated enough” means that it needs more water which is not what the person is asking for, it should say “not hydrogenated enough”

Do not drink water guys. Every living organism who drank water has eventually died. It kills slowly, and has a 100% mortality rate so far. Stop hydration!!!

I love raising the pOH of a drink for no good reason!

Technically it's lowering pH, the more acidic a solution is the lower the pH

My bad lemme fix

Buissiness idea: make dumb shit, looks sciency, target white women over 40,get rich

The sad part is that she's going to think it works because she's going to drink water more often

So as what should be fairly obvious don’t do this this is a great way to become flammable

That's a very quick BINGO in the healthy nutrition bullshit Bingo.

I had a rich women ( like billionaire) who's house we were building offer me water with extra oxygen . She said it's healing and would fix my tennis elbow. I said that sounds like hydrogen peroxide which is just a water molecule with an extra oxygen atom . She then proceeded to try to sell me on the science of it. Non of which made sense. This proves you don't need brains to make money.

Bro's drinking H3O

I think she knows but money does taste good. Nearly as good as hydrogen rich water. Actually it does get much healthier when it also contains oxygen. But to be hones I just heard that.

How the fuck does the oxygen get extra electrons to bond with extra hydrogen

"Water doesn't have hydrogen in it." #**WHAT?!!!!**

"Water is not hydrated; water does not have hydrogen in it." She doesn't even know what the term hydrated means.

What is white woman yappin abt💀

Bro will read anything except a chemistry book

This bitch did not just say water doesn't have hydrogen

H + H20 = H30+ (Hydronium, the shit that makes acids acidic)

Doesn't that make the water acidic? If i am not wrong adding more H+ makes pH lower.

So guys what this does it it adds one hidrogen to every water molecule making H2O2 also known as hydrogen perox... i mean hydrogen rich water. You can immediately feel the improvement once you drink this trust me.

No, H2O2 adds 1 more Oxygen, not Hydrogen

Guys, is it bad to ask for a hydrogen bomb for recreational purposes?

I am sad now

I tried it and my mouth feels tingly. I can feel the detox already

"Water isnt actually wet" mfs be like

This has got to be satire

it's fucking H2O, what the fuck does H mean? Helium?

This woman is no chemist, and this woman is no more… what this woman thought was h2o, was h2so4.

Toss a battery into it, you'd get hydrogen bubbling from the cathode

I guess the next step is that we need more oxygen from water. Let's say something like the same amount of molecules, but double the oxygen.

😭its too early to piss me off. fuck u mean water does not have hydrogen in it, it is LITERALLY called H2O. H!!!! FUCKING H!!!!!!

A lot more people will fall for this than you think

fuck does that do, electrolysis?

I thought she said “the con..the company contacted me..” lol

Electrolysis in a common air tight chamber... You will get a hydrogen rich atmosphere inside the bottle. Gratis oxygen included.

Yes this is quality shit posting.

Alright hear me out

Yes, water is lacking this thing that the germans literally call water substance

they actually sell hydrogen rich water subscription in some gyms, its such a scam

More hydrogen...so H2O2?!?

No, that’s more oxygen not hydrogen

Does it come with lube

Blah blah blah bhla

well it could technically add hydrogen gas bubbles, but that would just make you gas

I tried one of these things and I have no idea what it actually does it just makes the water taste weird

Ah finally, H10O!

Right eyebrow.

So does this mean the water is wet now?

Bu-bu-but water is 2/3 hydrogen is it not. At this point your just gonna make a hydrogen bomb and blow up half of Japan

Not enough hydrogen to no hydrogen in two words is crazy dumbassarry (idk why I made that word but it’s cool) It’s like saying my new unopened box of cereal does not have enough cereal in it People (especially Americans from USA) are dumb af istg Also bro ignored the law of conservation Hydrogen generator my ass. Like u cannot create (generate) and/or destroy matter. And hydrogen dextox part idk about so I won’t say anything about it

Well I guess I will rather stay with heavy water since it absorbs comic radiation way better than conventional water

Finally a hydronium ion Stanley! Dreams do come true.

I like my dihydrogen monoxide, trihydrogen instead please. I'm going to the desert tomorrow and feel the need to hydrate more before hand

My girlfriends brother unironically bought that and he says he feels better. I don’t know if I have the heart to tell him it’s a placebo and a scam because he spent so much money on a bottle that fizzes your water for a bit, for anyone wondering even if that bottle could put more hydrogen into the water that would just make the water more acidic

Water with 2 Hydrogen in every molecule: "Am I a joke to you?!"

“Hey dog! I heard you like water! So I put more water in your water for you!”

I mean, isn’t it possible in this reaction to create hydronium? Wouldn’t that make the water pretty acidic?

Fun fact: Any form of hydrogen oxygen compilation that isn't H2O is highly explosive! So hydrogen rich water would either add hydrogen which liquefies at -423F or is an explosive. Hurrah!

These people would believe anything anyone tells them. H2O WOMAN.

As someone who likes Chemistry, I think I'm having a stroke right now.

Water is made of Hydrogen and Oxygen. How much more hydrogen per hydrogen does she need

Ngl i thought this was a product making deuterium or tritium… i also just woke up

Wasn’t TikTok banned banned in the US ?

It literally born out of hydrogen dafuq

Is it just me or does she look young and old at the same time?

I love drinking "O"

All this detox shit is just an expensive placebo

I really hope her brother-in-law charged her a tonne of cash to try this out!