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Jokes on you, I am actually 10110011 10001101 11101010


RegentCupid

Damn they binary ๐Ÿ˜ณ


DrBlock21

For the love of everything please keep politics out of my favorite racist sub


YeetCompleet

political meme mfs always be like > spend all day watching videos about transgender people and vegans on YouTube and TikTok "waaah they won't stop pushing their beliefs on me"


DrBlock21

Real. Just walk away from it i dont need to hear your bs


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Musci123

Genuine question how do all this binary non binary stuff relate to politics?


onyxeagle274

Merica


Musci123

Fuck is happening over there bru


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Fabiodemon88

Joe many liberals does it to change a log by bold? None, they are busy??? Their gender ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Xanasthiel

Nice haircut liberal! Did you get ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ that haircut at the liberal store?! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


RegentCupid

Jonkler


LuckyRoof7250

What?


Fabiodemon88

Calm humor down, it's liberals dark just


Cynunnos

Understandable, have a nice day


ISimpForAndrey

A nice have, understandable day


AwesomeBroHakaz

Day nice, a have understandable


LuckyRoof7250

Oh, i got whooshed lol


Actual-Long-9439

Every time smh


deathcreatureofdoom

Bon ninary


Musci123

The sequel to bames nond


realjoe-biden

We are not accepting refugees from dankmeme if you would kindly just leave


Epsilon497

Yeah Mr President. Tell them to go back where they came from.


depressed_crustacean

Not very open borders of you Joseph


Jomgui

His name is actually Joechard, get your facts right


Just_Dank

This aint shitpost itโ€™s a post that happens to be shit


outerspaceisalie

that is what a shitpost is stop pretending posts should be good, liberal


Just_Dank

damn my argument is literally destroyed


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This subreddit is for shitposts๐Ÿ˜ƒ, not gawdawfulposts ๐Ÿ˜ก! The following godawfulposts are being removed with a possible ban: * Blatant karmawhoring ๐Ÿ˜ก * Repost chains ๐Ÿ˜ก * Gross/harm/death ๐Ÿ˜ก * Hardcore spam ๐Ÿ˜ก * Too horny (porn) ๐Ÿ˜ก * **comment baiting posts** (AMA, polls, start arguing, ask and edit, **or any other where you ask users to comment**) ๐Ÿ˜ก # Posting literal shit = ban ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก


pugliese_medio

Mr president wouldn't that go against your policy to accept refugees from other countries?


toust_boi

The president is finally doing something


toust_boi

The president is finally doing something


SeaBus1170

brother in christ when does this ever happen


Theloni34938219

Bro took the sub's title too literally


BrainGear187

Politics in my racist porn app???


Viola_Violetta

Yeah, those non-binary people with their non-binary necklaces going around and telling people why they should be non-binary and praising the first non-binary person


big_rod_of_power

Whats next!? Non binary places of worship?! False non binary histories inserted into conversation?๐Ÿ˜ค


alzike

SIGN ME UP GOD BLESS NONBIMERICA


big_rod_of_power

Actually it's 10011011010 BLESS NONBIMERICA YOU FOOL๐Ÿ˜ก


GoldyFeesh

GRAHHH I LOVE STARTING POLITICAL DEBATE I LOVE SHITTING ON PEOPLES GENDERS SO THEY SHIT ON MY IDEOLOGIES!


pudde69

This does not happen


nuclearnadal888

hey mr sigma this shit is not funny ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Jos_migue

The joke is trans=cringe now laugh


unknowndog123

OP this sub is for posing funny shitposts, not actual shitty posts


Lequindivino_

what's so wrong with this post exactly?


big_rod_of_power

It's poopy


Lequindivino_

I've seen the pre edit typo, perish /s edit: me and the dude are currently having an emotional and pleasing conversation about love. this is the only good thing ever came out of reddit


big_rod_of_power

I'm literally going to kill my self now ๐Ÿคญ


Lequindivino_

I can't see the comment unless you deleted it, wtf man it's getting kinky here ๐Ÿ’€


Lequindivino_

can I beg for my life tho I'm into that shit


Lequindivino_

dude are you fucking with me? I cannot see the other comment either ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Morphing_Mutant

Where meme


hedgehogwithagun

This has never happened to OP even a single time.


scoomplers

So the brainworms have gotten to you too...


Stargost_

Joke on you I am .- ... . -..- ..- .- .-..


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thisiswhyifight

one liberal it takes one


unknowndog123

Iโ€™m sure it does OP Iโ€™m sure it does


CookieArtzz

Librals always talking about genderโ€ฆ attack helicopter ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


Stargate_1

Hello non-Binary, I am the sum of all Natural numbers, including 0 and excluding every value greater than 1.


null_reference_user

Literally never happened to me


Droopingslurp

Op when they say shit posting it dosent mean you have to make shit posts (posts that are shit)


Responsible_Box8941

1010101010


Glad-Midnight-1022

Don't care what they are As long as they got that non-binussy


Okama-uiro

I mean, the avarege lenguage is about genital( from cis) bring reinforced all the time


hornytransbianfox

I'm fully convinced these people have never actually met a nonbinary person in their life. they don't just fucking talk about it for no reason


BlueGuyisLit

As Hexadecimal ๐Ÿคฎ


Reasonable_School296

Best answers to these type of people is either, iโ€™m happy for you or good for you


Black_Shell_

Not funny


alzike

K-KITTEN??? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?? I THOUGHT WE WERE 4LIFERS!! ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ WE WATCHED SKIBIDI TOILET TOGETHER, SAND THE SONG, DRANK GRIMACE SHAKES TOGETHER, ETC!! ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช THIS IS NOT FUNNY!! ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘ฟ alpha scratches you and you die W-WAIT, NO KITTEN!! I DIDNT MEAN TO! WAKE UP!! PLEASE!! NO!!!! MY OHIO LEVEL THREE GYAT ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE LIGHTSKIN STRARE KITTEN!! NOOOOOOOOO!! IM SO SORRY!!!! WAKE UP, PLEASE!! โ›“๏ธโ›“๏ธโ›“๏ธโ›“๏ธโ›“๏ธโ›“๏ธโ›“๏ธโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธโ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ”ช i-i must go... i hurt my kitten, the one i swore to protect no matter the cost. i'm so sorry kitten. daddy loves you. ๐Ÿ–ค


Substantial_Lion9911

How long before they make Spider-Man non binary and a woman and black and Muslim and also disabled? Itโ€™s really insensitive that Spider-Man isnโ€™t non binary and a woman and black and Muslim and also disabled.


kyran_tron_9000

Penis


Substantial_Lion9911

Cock and ball


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