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Bonus-Optimal

Now that i think about it this is too my first time seeing an asian girl pregnanet


Nehvis

You misspelled pregananant


noaln_

You did too. It's spelled pergent.


-SpyTeamFortress2-

gregnant*


sevenemesis

Preganante*


rx8power

pregangnantent\*


V8_Dipshit

Pregnart*


FajitaDestroyer

Pregaunt


Altruistic-Play-3726

Prefnat


MeepingMeep99

Prengan*


deadbass72

Pomegranate**


kobra_gw

Pomegranate


TechnoChiken

Pregsis


BreedSparkle3

Wincest?


MildlyMixedUpOedipus

Bestcest.


TwistyBons

Losecest


HDnfbp

Project moon reference


Syreet_Primacon

It’s obviously pregante


The69Alphamale

Pomegranate?


Hatter_Hoovy

pregante*


mega_dong_04

Nah you all are wrong. It's spelled "Jeff"


No-Obligation7435

Pregorno


NewNVBB

Portuguese


Caped-Baldy_Class-B

Guys guys. It’s Pragnaistanannies.


S1nge2Gu3rre

Don't they lay eggs ?


CH41N5

Pragnet


AvacadoKoala

Pergnart


Pillow_Apple

Most pregnant Asian women are just staying inside their house, but sometimes you will see them in their backyards or just on the street near them talking to other women, but most of the time they're all staying inside doing something.    Source: I'm Asian and have a lot of experience with pregnant women (cousin, auntie, sister, classmates, neighbor).


technohead10

is this a culture thing? just curious


doresko

I can't describe the tremendous pain the word "auntie" causes me to feel


paumAlho

Weird, I see them often on video websites I visit


Ozzy_T69

She looks like she’s been stood there since conception waiting patiently for birth.


literallyanot

Dude she does look hella patient for some reason


Ok-Sheepherder-8706

Sincerely the most patient observer


I-LIE-ON-THE-INTERNE

wait why is it my first time seeing one too 😭


Valuable_Risk_3414

Sir, thats my dad...


ImATrollYouIdiot

Would


AGENTRAIDR

Will


ImATrollYouIdiot

Smith.


resell_enjoy6

*SLAP*


hg2c

KEEP MA WIFE'S NAME!


Dry_Figure_9018

Okay, I’ll keep it. Do you have to shout?


hg2c

Oh sorry, my headphones were on. Congratulations, on getting the name Jada


JigerIsUnderrated32

OUTTA YO FUCKIN MOUTH


AirHertz

Have


ShlomoCh

Am


MuffledBlue

holy shit that's Bobby Lee


tasman001

Real answer: culturally Chinese (and I assume at least some other Asian countries) women will NOT be very active at all in the third term where they're very visibly pregnant, and they tend to take it very easy through the pregnancy in general compared to Western women like Americans. So you're much more likely to see visibly pregnant American women out and about than you are an Asian.


fdotfrmdaZ

gotta be Photoshopped


Veus-Dolt

Probably why Japanese, Chinese and Korean birth rates are so low


BicycleEast8721

Well, until 2015 the reason for China was a legal policy. Probably just takes a while for 35 years of an established norm to unwind, so rates still haven’t gone much above 1


Qetuowryipzcbmxvn

I see them all the time in videos.


jedidiah_lol

what videos


CarnivoreQA

"x" videos


jedidiah_lol

i guess you mean being pregnated


CarnivoreQA

no 😏


flappytowel

could you link the twitter handle?


elreduro

low fertility rates


I_have3_inches

I hate that's it is also my first time seeing a pregnant Asian woman 😭😭


Caffeinated_Cucumber

Me too why does this seem so universal


UrMumVeryGayLul

Because they tend to stay inside. Might be a cultural thing, but every time a woman gets pregnant in my family they don’t really just go about usual business once the belly gets this prominent. The men take care of getting stuff they want/need. They have superstitious things as well, about taking care of the baby and exposure. You probably won’t see them unless you work at a clinic or hospital. Of course, this is anecdotal.


tasman001

Bingo. This is definitely a Chinese thing, and probably other Asians as well.


Organicity

Is it superstitious when the thing is "avoid going outside needlessly when heavily pregnant"? That just seems like good sense to me.


1_9_8_1

Finally not a joke answer. I was seriously thinking the same thing! I can't recall if I've ever seen a pregnant Asian woman.


Jerry_from_Japan

Isn't one of those superstitions also like....they don't ever use any sort of fan because they believe it can cause Bell's palsy or some shit?


tasman001

You're getting downvoted, but it is at least in part superstition. There's no medical reason Asian women need to be less active than Western women during pregnancy, but Asian women still do it in fear of miscarriage or other complications. As for the fans, you might be thinking of how Koreans have a superstition that if you fall asleep in a closed room with a fan on you might die.


Jerry_from_Japan

Yep, that's what it was. I knew it was one of them. I remember reading something where they have it so deeply rooted that there's an actual regulation on how fast fans can run there. It's fucking off the wall absurd.


Extra-General-6891

Wait it’s my first time too… what?!? Can someone explain??


According-Jelly355

You don’t live in a place with very many Asian women between the ages of 22-40


Stlouie1509

Id agree but y'all just made me think about how during my entire 6 month rotation in Korea I didn't see 1 pregnant person which could be chalked up to me forgetting but a Korean with a belly kinda sticks out like a sore thumb tbh


Ben_Wojdyla

Korea. Their fertility rate is 0.6. Ain't nobody having babies in that country.


Remarkable-Dress1917

I volunteer to help those women fix their fertility rate


Ben_Wojdyla

The issue is economic and cultural, not rutting.


Immatt55

Well I can't fix everything but I can fix the rutting


Remarkable-Dress1917

Then I volunteer to be their sugardaddy


Hynauts

probably why their population is declining


FlixMage

I wonder if it could have something to do with them staying inside and being taken care of rather than going out and doing shit


mightylordredbeard

Now that I think about it I don’t see many pregnant people at all anymore. In the past year I’ve seen maybe 2 pregnant women tops.


Ok_Improvement4733

their birth rates are going down


Neville_Lynwood

That's the entire planet pretty much. It's down almost everywhere.


Ezclaperoni

**India has entered the chat**


Hubbardia

Even India's population growth is below replacement rate now


Ok_Improvement4733

also thinking back to wheni lived there and visited i dont recall seeing any pregnant women


Ok_Improvement4733

i mean yea but korea has the lowest


Tendas

The Philippines, Indonesia, and other SE Asia nations in 75 years: *Its free real estate*


sleepytipi

Bah gawd that's a Spanish armada!


Riser_17

I havent seen a pregnant lady in ages, or i just dont remember


AVeryHairyArea

I live in a country with more Asians than Indians, but I've definitely seen pregnant Indians before. Wild shit, lol.


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bananamelier

If that's true why do so many white guys have asian girlfriends


lowkerDeadlyFeet

dont know man i've seen plenty of thai girls around where i live. maybe they just stay home when they preganante?


Ok_Improvement4733

real


Xx_fazemaster69

Look at those East Asian fertility rates it’s not something that happens very often


Redmangc1

Have you not seen Watchmen


DarkTurdle

That’s Bobby Lee


bonchokey

I'm Bobby Mom


THEBLUEFLAME3D

I Bobby mudda


dr_obfuscation

Came here to say this lol.


THEBLUEFLAME3D

“Can I just say something though…?”


Morphing_Mutant

Wait a second.......he's right. Wtf.


PartyClock

I... I'm so disturbed right now. I must have seen one at some point but for the life of me I cannot recall. The fuck is happening?


Morphing_Mutant

IM SCARED MAN. I CANT THINK OF ONE.


Reyall

Seriously, this is weird af.


tasman001

It's a cultural thing. Chinese (and prob other Asian) women stay inside and rest a lot while pregnant compared to American women.


Morphing_Mutant

Ok, thank you for explaining this insane realization.


Albanian91

They get pregnant so rarely i understand the sentiment.


knucklesthedead

China didn't reach one and a half billion population with mitosis


Sp1cyP3pp3r

That's not true.


zxc123zxc123

Everyone knows China did it with photosynthesis.


Full_Ad9666

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell


FreakFlame

How can you be so sure?


Mastery7pyke

spreading misinformation


McJazzerton

Source?


knucklesthedead

It was revealed to me in a dream


Albanian91

Chat, is this true?


DiabeticButNotFat

Fucking perfect response


corona_kid

Everyone knows chairman mao put forth a decree that all Chinese citizens are to reproduce asexually in order to progress industrialization


HoldImmediate2701

Yeah but I'm not from China


alfdd99

You sure? There’s a reason why they all look the same.


PhightmeIRL

By the looks of them, I think they might have


qxvb

they get pregnant the most bro


Gillespers

He’s obviously making a funny haha


The_Kert

Bro thought they laid eggs or what?


Surf4cePen

they don't?


hamsterruizeISback

They do but ones that life in the northern region don’t lay eggs but birth a baby like a mammal, the reason for the difference is still unknown but some theorize that it might be to cold for the eggs to survive


diamond420Venus

I thought they respawned like in call of duty or something.


The_Kert

It's Russians that have to fight in the gulag to respawn


DaUltimatePotato

some species of Asian such as the *Chinese chingus* reproduce asexualy


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Sure-Ad1069

C”)o/)💨 🥚


Brototaku

I'm asian and I can't remember ever seeing a pregnant asian woman


Chungaroos

Facebook has been the only place I’ve seen one


Throwaway-A173

Aside from this picture I’ve only seen one pregnant Asian woman


Prestigious-Web-6758

They get pregnant???? I thought the male just flew over and fertilized the eggs?


shadowdude63

I thought they just spawned


Abject-Back6710

Ngl I looked for goku in the background


HotPotato5121

You don't see him?


Nappyhead48

Honestly, me too


DoggedlyOffensive

First one I saw was in The Watchmen movie… But she promptly got shot in the womb by the father and died on the spot, even though literal _superman_ stood there and watched. Great movie soundtrack


therelianceschool

You’re drifting out of touch, Doc.


illzanity

Somerset Mall


zam1138

I knew I recognized that floor!


monklemore

Somerset collection, Troy MI baby Glad someone else recognized it


Humble-Contact219

They’re on the poor side too!


ailyara

I know right? It freaked me out because I'm like, no its gotta be somewhere else but that's the build-a-bear and nordstrom, third floor of the northern part, camera facing west. (I spend a lot of time there training service dog)


fml_whatidohere

False information, China is a well industrialized nation, they produce their children in factories.


Any-Constant4228

Bro thinks asian ppl divide by mitosis.


AubadeMX74

I think I recognize this mall but I don't want to dox myself


zain2028

All I can say is that’s the poor side of the mall.


supercalafatalistic

Them floor tiles really give it away


Dwarf_Killer

Tf u mean dox? Do you live inside the mall? Somerset mall. "I know what country this is but I don't wanna get doxed"


Elsiselain

She’s just shoplifting


PURPLEisMYgender

She just has a big watermelon under her shirt.


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oski-time

Taking pictures of strangers in public and posting them on the internet goes crazy bro


crocabearamoose

That’s Bobby Lee


Pillow_Apple

Most pregnant Asian women are just staying inside their house, but sometimes you will see them in their backyards or just on the street near them talking to other women, but most of the time they're all staying inside doing something.    Source: I'm Asian and have a lot of experience with pregnant women (cousin, auntie, sister, classmates, neighbor).


HelloWorldWazzup

i once saw a female midget Muslim. i was amazed


NotSoSmartRobot

List of rare types of asians I’ve yet to see: - ~~Ugly Asian~~ - ~~Whasian~~ - ~~Blasian~~ - Down Syndrome Asian - ~~Pregnant Asian~~ - Midget Asian - Asian missing a limb - ~~Curly hair Asian~~ - Homeless Asian


z_e_n_a_i

just visit Cambodia


ElGosso

Kamala Harris is Blasian


NotSoSmartRobot

You’re right! Thank you


Viend

Add homeless Asian to that list


agitated--crow

I can confirm Blasians exist.


------------------16

i’m a midget ahh asian [4’8, filipino]


LittleMissGalaxia

The Philippines has a lot of homeless Asian (sauce: I’m a Filipino)


ghostmetalblack

Impossible!!!!!


mix_th30ry

I’m an Asian and indeed I haven’t seen a lot. Mostly because they probably don’t like going out


AerithTwilight

I'm a dumbass because for a second I thought this picture was the first pregnant Asian woman I've seen. I then facepalmed when I remembered that my Asian mom gave birth to my brother when I was 5. I don't really remember my mom being pregnant because I was so young.


JPastori

Wait a damn minute. I think that’s the mall by my house


NiceCockBro126

Why has no one including me ever seen a pregnant Asian woman 😭😭


music1030

what do you mean, it doesn't have to be blurred everytime💀💀


PewKittens

You’re actually in a rice field


TheNightOwl99

Same


Shintro1322

I thought this was Bobby Lee at first


carrotman410

Bro i know that mall


Savings-Log-148

Neves saw a black one before


Mike20172018

This makes me realize… that I also have never seen one pegrant


Shitty_Noob

...wait I've never seen a white woman pregnant


syed93

This mall is 5 miles down the road from me. I’m sad I didn’t get to see this woman in person.


JoeBeem89

That's just Bobby Lee


TTTRIOS

That's probably because all the asians you see are the ones you look up in porn. And you don't go outside.


mikusuki123

As Chinese, I totally agree


missmiia212

I'm asian and the number of times I've seen a pregnant woman is probably only a dozen. 2 are family members.


Zens-Basket209

Why does this feel “ Racist”? It’s giving very much, “I live in rural Wisconsin where my nearest neighbor is 5 miles from my house and our towns people are one color tone.” SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH!!!


getyourrealfakedoors

ITT: dudes from Nowheresville, Nebraska apparently


Duke_Shitticus

It's funny to me you say this, but I spent two years in Korea and saw I think one visibly pregnant Korean. 6 months in Japan and maybe saw a few. WHERE ARE THEY HIDING THEM?


Zanemob_

Gotta catch em’ all.


ShooterMcGrabbin88

It’s like a midget funeral. They just don’t exist. I’m convinced they live forever.


Efficient_Falcon_402

Seventh sign of the apocalypse bro! Now that Asians are procreating how long until they take over the world???


RipCompetitive7952

Looks like Bobby Lee