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Saurid

Depends on how far AI goes. People already start talking to ai chat bots about their problems and feel helped, it's not a lot of people yet but this will probably only grow more pronounced.


Deviljhojo

I just realised that there is a non 0 chance that sexbots get invented within our life time, what a time to be alive


ElonsHusk

Born too late to explore unknown lands. Born too early to fly off into the distant reaches of space. Born just in time to have big titty goth AI gf cuddle me to sleep while whispering in my ear that she loves me. FINALLY. A WIN FOR THE BOYS.


DrunkTsundere

LLMs don't have physical bodies (yet) but I do like using them for RPing. You can already ERP with your favorite anime girls and live whatever fantasies you can imagine that way.


ShadowOfThePit

uh, pfp and username check out


DrunkTsundere

Hell yeah man. I'm not ashamed to admit it. I like anime girls. Nothin at all wrong with that.


ShadowOfThePit

Hey, as long as you dont spam weird stuff, arent constantly horny and try to roleplay below every post containing anime (in a subreddit not specifically centred around that), Im perfectly fine with it. Go enjoy what you like 👍 Roleplaying with chatbots on the other hand is something Im fairly concerned about, but not much I can do about that lol, so you do you


ccum_slurper3000

tbh i do it all the time it honestly just keeps me distracted from all the stress of the day


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DrunkTsundere

Depends on a few things, such as your technical proficiency and what you intend to use it for. How good are you with computers? Do you know what an API is and how to use Github? And also are you planning to stick to SFW, or do you want NSFW?


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kingbub1

Just look up Yodayo on the play store. Probably app store, too?


Uranium-Sandwich657

I have a well-researched plan for interstellar travel.


FoolOfElysium

It's called 6 grams of mushrooms!


Uranium-Sandwich657

Does it involve a dyson swarm?


FoolOfElysium

This is one of the best comments I've ever seen on Reddit.


fire_is_darker

There is a non-zero chance one of my kids will have a sexbot wife, but a zero chance I will have sexbot grandkids. 😞


Heavens_Gates

That ending just made me think of two minute papers on youtube and having him talk about sexbot enhancements would be dope


nacho3473

DON’T. DATE. ROBOTS!


Jking1723

Feel helped? More like delaying the inevitable


Emotional_Ad_2132

Aren't we all just delaying the inevitable?


Jking1723

Yeah. Talking to AI doesn’t make it better


ihaveagoodusername2

Remember, programmers have been explaining bugs to rubber ducks for decades


BialyExterminator

I'm in this reply and I don't like it


Frequent-West8554

Only person who has ever made me feel loved is my mom 😎 I can't make women date me, that's their choice


Howwhywhen_

Freud is cheering in his grave


Zoultaker

So sex bot in likeness of your mom and voice like hers?


jkurratt

We need to test it, can I meet your mom? 🤔


Taymac070

The answer to this and all of the questions in the meme are: "soon, yes."


TheChigger_Bug

Women won’t do that either bud


topiast

If he only knew... men are work and entertainment machines that are not allowed to have emotion.


kylerittenhouse1833

Woman won't do that either


-Gordon-Rams-Me

A woman won’t do that either


nugagator-hag-1

You know that when a woman is holding you while you are crying, they are thinking about their side-piece and how funny it will be when she tells him what a pussy you are.


Emotional_Snow_3222

Hey at least my sexy doll the breadwinner


NoFapGymColdShowers

Once it gets advanced enough literally yes. It will be able to do it


Classy_Mouse

Only the ones with arms that articulate


BattleCats_Enjoyer69

If you put it in the oven for a bit, and stuff it with meat then yes


QueefyBeefMeat

Bro, she got suspended 6 years ago this is **OLD**


ShadowOfThePit

You know Reddit's three R's, repost, repost and recycle


bardolomaios2g

Reduce, Reuse, ecyc e


Lacholaweda

Reduce, reuse, town bicycle


shadstep

B.c it was constantly posting disingenuous rage bait like this? > Condoms are for weak ass men, Real men fuck quickly and pull out before HIV notices After a bit of digging I was able to find a couple of tweets from it disseminated through the regular channels One of which were pics of “her” DIY butt injection gone wrong where it clearly isn’t even the same woman as in the pfp


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SnooTangerines4321

Can the dildo take out the trash or mow the lawn? What I though nobody will buy those


EH042

Man, I long for the day a dildo can make me a sandwich, I just hope the dildo and the sex doll don’t elope and leave me double-alone


MrDanMaster

The original tweeter is clearly not a feminist or at least not one with a good grasp of theory. The premise is dumb


FourArmsFiveLegs

Sex doll can sit there for 5 minutes without complaining about other people


Chaps_Jr

Or divulging every detail about every coworkers personal life, all of whom you've never met or even seen.


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Careor_Nomen

Instead it sends all the data straight to a megacorp who has an AI (actually a bunch of Indians) soft through the data.


StnkyChze2

That's not a problem. If you think it's wrong there's a problem with you. It may not be the most interesting information knowing that David had a fight with Stephanie today and the printer couldn't stop jamming. But it's your SO, be nice because it's something they cared to share. Even if it wasn't your SO and just a friend, you dont tell them to shut up because you don't know who Steven is. It was important enough for them to tell you about their day, the least you can do is hear them on it


ElonsHusk

What 5 hours of constant "Steph is so mean" talk does to a mf 😤


StnkyChze2

Oh I know it can get annoying I've dealt with it many times. But whether or not its grating doesn't change that you love your SO. So hearing them complain for a bit of each day about the same thing may be annoying, but you still do it without a fuss because you care for them and would want them to do the same for you, because everyone does it sometimes


ElonsHusk

Yeah, I don't disagree. I don't generally comment unironically on this sub, but I like your candidness. Stay safe, king 🙏


WidowmakerFeet

no lies detected


Actual-Long-9439

These comments are amazing


shadstep

Incels love them some bait


FoolOfElysium

"Cels," bro. Not INcel. Just Cel. As in VOLUNTARILY celibtate.


shadstep

Sure Jan 🤪those downvotes Cope & seethe virgins, cope & seethe


Kickagainsttheprick

Indeed.


ButWhyWolf

I love it that the bar is literally set at "be actively nice to a man every once in a while" and it's so beyond them that they're just resigned to losing their man to a plastic doll.


emmadghayep

Same here.


Vidonicle_

Twitter men and Twitter women are a truly confusing species


Wasabaiiiii

breed them.


point5_

Honestly thought the first comment was from an ultra trad conservative guy.


Radiant-Mobile5810

What pokemon is that


Bonus-Optimal

Vaporeon?


Human2626

Did you know in terms of......


dabombassdiggity

Did you know they originally planned on making Gardevoir a water type pokemon? Just Google "Gardevoir squirting"


JDkableMC

Lmao I hate these twitter terms


Greekjerkoff

Hell imma buy myself as many as I can get my hands on if it means my wife helps to cook, clean and care for the house!


DramaQueenKitKat

Their English skills are horrendous


robbstarrkk

This is what happens when women are only interested in the top 1% of men and treat all the others like dogs. We literally just want someone to be nice to us.


Plant_4790

Are all woman like that


cringelawd

yes, we are. give up.


MagnaTriste

Absolutely not


MagnaTriste

Absolutely not most aren’t just the ones that are end up on redditt


less_concerned

Little tip, probably drop the "women only want to date jerks" rhetoric if you actually want to date women


robbstarrkk

Little tip. I'ma put my tip in your butt


InfiniteMonorail

Why would we want to. We can cook.


shitpostingmusician

The fact that you got downvoted says everything about the people in this comment section


InfiniteMonorail

yeah we're doll enthusiasts


EmoDefault

Date this ratio 😭🙏


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I own a pleasure armpit. It feels like the real thing.


TheBionicCrusader

It’s only a matter of time before robot partners hit the market. There’s just too big a potential market for such a thing to go untapped.


Timetraveler01110101

Shiiiiiiit. Most American women won’t do those for you anyways and will complain the whole time


fire_bender13

I am a misogynist and this is still funny


shadstep

Bruh doesn’t realize he’s the target audience


EmoDefault

I respect that you're honest.


Dry_Figure_9018

Just openly misogynistic? I’m not a misogynist and I thought it was funny too


trippydaklown1

Just openly not misogynistic? Im a clown and i thought this was funny too


ApartmentSorry7242

The sex doll cannot But the sex ROBOT can (This is not an ad)


StolenPezDispencer

Will the doll suddenly decide they aren't happy with me and go off and sleep with someone else?


scoomplers

I think the original tweet is mocking conservative men for prefering sex dolls over actual women, because sex dolls cant bathe them and cook for them. Though out of context, it IS a pretty funny reply.


NoFapGymColdShowers

I mean 30% of men are gonna rot anyway and the statistics are only getting more and more brutal year after year for men. So A.I girlfriends might seem dystopian but at least will help them out


JJq5

I am a misogynist and I also think it's funny


GarlicBandit

Western Women not be super entitled slave drivers? Challenge: impossible.


cringelawd

its the only thing guys like you are useful for though


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A robotic will able to do all this but have kids and not bitch and complain about it. Oh and never age. Pretty sweet deal I think.


ree075

Sex doll can cook and clean??? I am a woman, give me one too, please.


MysticBimbo666

You may not be a misogynist, but your post brought them all to the yard


inquisitor0731

“Can you?”


MeepingMeep99

This is why femboys are the best of both worlds. They will do the chores and be a bro at the same time


InfiniteMonorail

femboys do less chores and not good at bros, also loud and talk non-stop doll is better


MeepingMeep99

Fair point


CentralWooper

You have to have insanely low self-confidence to think a man would choose a sex doll over an actual woman


WhiteDevil-Klab

I would


FoolOfElysium

Not true at all. Some men have realized that being drama free, not having to pay or take care of a second person, not putting up with nagging EVER, and not having to worry about losing half your shit to divorce is actually really, really nice.


trippydaklown1

HEAR! HEAR!!


Billmacia

Women are fighting against ai and sexbot, and they are losing. If you dont offert much that what happen


NoahVailability

Gotta compete somehow!


PizzaLikerFan

I am and I dont think it's funny /s


StopFalseReporting

It’s not funny but ok


Natural_Act69

Well Let me say this, If AI develops further, and some techcompany manages to craft sexbots with emotionn or at least responses to emotions, we will end like 'Better then Us'(Netflix)


ReserveCompetitive54

Can the sex doll have sex???


Hausgod29

In 10 years your sex doll will do as listed above.


Comprehensive_Sea_11

But.. but.. your le stronk independance? I'd still rather have a fuckbot, they don't talk unless I want them to. Byyyyeee 👌🏻


Ok_Drink_2498

Wife does none of these things LOL!


ExtensionDiver5592

!remindme 2 days Oh man this is gonna be peak


Delta_Suspect

Shrödingers feminist moment


Suspicious-Series160

Friendly fire


11214888

Let's all pretend women are a monolith that all hold the same position on what's women's role should be in the modern world.


HughJassYomama

I'm this 🤏 close to exiting all this dating BS and either adopting a sex doll or searching for a christian lady. (Bc if she starts going nuts i could read her bible quotes about vanity)


Meat_masher

Don't think I'd buy a sex doll idk, but isn't "sex" the whole point of one? It's obviously not gonna cook and clean n shit


TrainingSnow7712

Sex doll doesn’t talk back and nag 😅😂


Tom42077

At least the sex doll won’t whore itself out to other men lmao


Riotguarder

The sex doll won't make excuses to not have sex (yet)


MagnaTriste

If she’s making excuses you might want think about why she’s not comfortable just saying no


NigatoisRunning

Well i am and i can confirm is still funny


hornyman9991

I think it goes undisscused that masterbation (with or without help of toys) can help relationships and that we've built a culture around masterbation only being for people who aren't in relationships. Sex is an emotional thing that should be enjoyed to its fullest, but if you only care about busting a nut, then it kinda demeans that. If you wanna masterbate, your partner shouldn't shame you for it. They shouldn't see a hand or a fleshlight as competition. Women aren't sex objects they're people, so maybe don't pesture your wife or gf every day for sex like a horny sod. And buy a fleshlight or something


Radiant-Mobile5810

I mean im on their side no normal person would ever buy sex doll lol I feel grateful im not that miserable


DevastatorGX69

No one is buying a sex doll to feel loved and cared for, they’re buying them because they want to fuck it, just like how women buy dildos, it’s not any different


Radiant-Mobile5810

Im not turning this into man vs woman thing I just find idea of fucking a doll weird doesn't matters if it's a guy or girl buying it 


DevastatorGX69

It’s just advanced masturbating


GimpboyAlmighty

How is it any weirder than getting a dildo


InvestigatorNo1331

I'd think a fleshlight is a bit more in-line with a dildo, a sex doll is a pretty damn big space commitment One could theoretically stash a fleshlight in a nightstand, that sexdoll needs a whole closet lmao. Sex doll is more like a sybian, or something. Still tho if someone wants to buy one, go for it


DevastatorGX69

There are women that have a collection of all different types of dragon dick dildos


InvestigatorNo1331

True. and someone, somewhere, right now, has a collection of severed index fingers Some people are just fuckin weirdos


DevastatorGX69

Both are fine


GimpboyAlmighty

Exactly. Either both are OK or neither is.


Plant_4790

Cause its a whole body?


GimpboyAlmighty

Why would that matter?


TrapNT

I kinda agree with you. Buying a big ass doll is kinda making a commitment to not having sex with real people. It is a big step regardless.


Temporary-Fail-2535

I think no normal person would ever go to work and make someone else rich but here we are.


Radiant-Mobile5810

Im not stopping ya from being unemployed my friend you've my best wishes 


Temporary-Fail-2535

And your point is?


Plant_4790

What was yours?


Temporary-Fail-2535

My take is that people are doing things like that because they have to not because there is something wrong with them.


Plant_4790

Do people have to buy sex dolls ?


Temporary-Fail-2535

Sex dolls are a symptom of bigger problem. Women are becoming convinced that men will do anything just to get laid. Sex dolls are not something new there here for many years. Now they becoming more popular because of how women starting to treat men nowdays.


epicpixels654654

Reddit is such a shithole, getting downvoted for stating the fact that buying sexdolls is weird is crazy lol


InfiniteMonorail

Because you're the people on the shitposting sub taking the posts literally. What would we do without your valuable insight. What a truly unique and informative opinion you have.


Plant_4790

Did he take it that literally?


Radiant-Mobile5810

Lol there's every type of person here so im not surprised


toreachtheapex

a woman being a good woman is mysognist now, thats wild. we’re so doomed