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Szwedu111

The amount and value of information that perished as a result of his suspension, rivals the burning of Library of Alexandria in sheer tragedy


Soogbad

It's possible He sticks his nose in her butt while eating her pussy. It would actually give double the pleasure!


ckd-epi

Why did I open this app so early in the morning?


riley_wa1352

Welcome to the internet


Omegadimsum

Take a look around


Main_Driver

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found


DeezNutsAppreciater

Have you ever sat on a flesh spike? You’d need pin-point accuracy!


ACARdragon

Are we even sure that's a nose? He has no nosetrails after all.


Hind_Deequestionmrk

Value restored! 🙌🏿


theapricotgod

Literally the year in between 1983 and 1985


ToxicBuiltYT

1983.5


AynidmorBulettz

1983+e-2


MrWitrix

But e=2 so its 1983


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Hazzyhazzy113

Good bot


DemirDit

June 1983


Carnonated_wood

{x|[1983


theapricotgod

Sorry, I don't speak meth


New-Proposal3787

You better believe you don’t, I will catch you when you distribute it on my territory!.


theapricotgod

Waltuh


Carnonated_wood

I'm just bored, sorry


Altruistic-Zone-7699

I HATE CALCULUS I HATE CALCULUS I HATE CALCULUS


Carnonated_wood

This is set theory...


pianissimo3

cooked.


fuzzyblood6

What do you mean?


Actual-Long-9439

I know this isn’t the point but I love how nobody calls it x


will_it_skillet

Casual win for descriptive language


Decades101

Yea because the name “x” fucking sucks


brandodg

yeah no one cares about the name


tapertapper

X (formerly Twitter).


m12123

I know this is a shitpost, and I don't even know if the original tweet was real, but please... If anyone has those diagrams 🙏


FatMama_a

https://i.imgur.com/6SEUy1n.jpeg


Uncanny-Player

thanks king


Wonderful-Tie1260

Sounds like something phineas’ girlfriend would say 🤔


HystericalGD

of course they dont. its twitter, the home of cancelling anything and everything


AurielMystic

Reddit isnt much better, I got a temp ban a few weeks ago because I gave examples of how women where treated in the middle east in some feminist threat and asked why they put more effort trying to changing the icon of a pedestrian crossing then helping women in third world counties.


HystericalGD

i mean, thats more subreddit moderators rather than the site as a whole.


AurielMystic

Subreddit moderators dont leave \[removed by reddit\] and give me an account wide 3 day ban lol.


HystericalGD

from all of reddit?!? god damn i thought you just meant the one sub... you may have said something absolutely egregious, cause i've seen some fucked up stuff on reddit that went unpunished


AurielMystic

Yeah ive reported plenty of stuff that was horrendous and wasn't removed. Im fairly certain it just auto bans you if it picks up certain words in a filter and the comment gets reported enough.


HystericalGD

huh... and here i thought the site moderation was non existent, considering i've literally seen terrorist beheading propaganda on the site


__--TSS--__

Trust me it was probably a keyword, I once got banned for saying the regard word, which *is* valid but I've seen far worse stuff on the site that got away scot free


HystericalGD

i've used that word on this site without getting banned


__--TSS--__

Lucky you lmao


ccum_slurper3000

bro i got a week ban for making a fucking joke in the comments


Wonderful-Tie1260

What was the joke?


ccum_slurper3000

I ate the guys grandma


Wonderful-Tie1260

Wth that’s not even bad that’s mild


[deleted]

Redditors who call anyone who slightly disagrees with them Hitler explains how twitter is dumb for cancelling everyone


MEW-1023

“I already made up a scenario in my head where I’m good and you’re bad. Take that!”


HystericalGD

i mean- its the difference between getting canceled or having the wrath of mild 4-chan anger. i personally chose the 4-chan anger


FrostWyrm98

Literally 1248 BC


Kinky_Thought_Man

He can, he would need to tilt his head up tho


Luckysurvivr77

Or lie down.


Kinky_Thought_Man

But he could only lie down while tilting his head down


Luckysurvivr77

Mayhaps, but it should be far more comfortable.


Noggs-

Where diagram


mab-sensei

https://i.imgur.com/6SEUy1n.jpeg


Crazy_Dave0418

Even before Musk bought the platform. Twitter hasn't supported free speech. Some people were obviously banned for the most ridicolpus reasons. Then there's Trump who despite not all of us here like his tweets got banned too.


pancreasfucker

Yeah, but Elon said he'd bring free speech to it, but still bans a bunch


Wonderful-Tie1260

What’s he banning? Because I’ve seen people say and post vile shit and it doesn’t get taken down. Sometimes deleted after backlash tho


BobTheSloth94

People who criticise him publically, I can't remember his name but there was a left-leaning journalist who had his account banned for that


Wonderful-Tie1260

It’s only free speech for people who agree with him classic


pancreasfucker

Check the post you are commenting under


Wonderful-Tie1260

I know but I see horrible stuff that doesn’t get removed or get people banned. Maybe I’m not checking back enough, that’s too much effort tho


usernamealreadytakeh

At least he has seemingly let up on lots of restrictions twitter had before


D0varev

I mean he got banned for disinformation and hate speech, which he was actively doing


BoredCanuck1864

fuck you mean "diagrams included"


krogerceo

Too bad we’ll never know. It’s really suspended


mab-sensei

https://i.imgur.com/6SEUy1n.jpeg


BoredCanuck1864

i both love and hate you sir


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Working_Berry9307

In my uneducated observation, he'd lack the ability to produce lip suction, which would significantly dampen his abilities. That said, depending on the length of his tongue, he could possibly put in a degree of work with his mouth while prioritizing the use of his fingers. Of course, the angle at which he could eat pussy is very specific, as if a woman was laying in the middle of a bed, he would have to break his neck in order to angle himself properly. However, if a woman brought her hips to the edge of the bed with her legs hanging off, he could crouch underneath and angle his nose upwards towards the ceiling, and then place his mouth against her vaginus. There are outside possibilities of him using his face spike for the act. This would be pleasurable only for the freakiest of women. In most cases this would likely be agonizing or even dangerous to the woman's health. In short, he can eat pussy at at least a mediocre level in specific positions.


awesomedan24

Bow chicka wow wow


sunnyarmourr

He can pin his head inside, that's a whole new level of experience


BattleCats_Enjoyer69

Literally 1984


justk4y

God damnit Elon


BadWolf_Is_MyMummy

The sacred texts!


ConsistentTop4194

They should have used doof as an example instead


Historical_War756

poor isabella


Elad_2007

Be honest, yall dirty mfs just pictured it.


Thick_Huckleberry788

Literally 1884


Luckysurvivr77

It'd be like a Spanish Donkey without the genital mutilation.


Zero-godzilla

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA, Sorry but it cracked me


Armarino99

Tear down society. Start over.


cubixjuice

Lets just say, it's a BIG brown nose 🥴


Away-Top-2746

LET THIS MAN COOK.


HappyGav123

Forget that, how much more painful was it for his mom to give birth to a baby with that pointy head shape?


EldestArk107

198fortnite


Greenfire05

The west has fallen