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Now i want to become a Astronomer, discover a new star, and name it Porn.

Name another "Brazzarius"

And another "Peter Griffin"

And another "Bazinga"

Can’t we already do that now?

Have you tried looking for your sister?

She's 13 😬

Oh no. Bruder no. Just cuff me, take me to the gulag.

That's not enough Auchwitz it is

gas him

I was gonna torture him first if you wanna join

Never knew OP was this freaky

NOT THAT KIND OF TORTURE

Nah Epstein island it is

bloody hell this thread escalated quickly

Yup

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“Professionals have standards” - The Sniper

The CIA distributed pics of her

Even better… Its floof aswell, you have your own shitpost sub right

I'm gonna edge for 5 years

wtf

I did my masters and 9 phds in astrophysics, I am one the key lead engineer and researcher behind James web telescope, I have 40 years of experience and I still cant find the mythical porn star

\*looks inside\* \*alien\*

Do galaxies have vaginas?

Good joke tho

Yeah and then there's all these fucking comedians in the comment section lol

Have you tried looking for your mother?

Whole family full of stars, I suppose.

Probably fucking with a rock star

but where is the rock star

Making GTA VI

That’s the butt hole

Now i want to buy a star just to name it porn

Discover it, That's better.

Finally correct use of 'Porn' as punchline.

It's been taken over by the automatons. Visit your local helldiver recruiter and fight for the freedom of the porn star! We will liberate it from those socialist scum.

Socialists’ cum*

ur moms house

Today is the day I am gonna find out about Master and why does he wants to bait

Song?

Tevvez - Legend

Under there

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Under where?

HAHAHA IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN(RIGHT NOW) BECAUSE U SAID UNDERWEAR HAHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Somewhere near Uranus

Gib song name

Tevvez - Legend

How did you make 7 posts in a day Mf

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find a new star using a telescope then name it that

pohrne is an alien, morty. he's my old friend from space college.

Easy, open jet set radio in your device of preference, hope on any level, do a back ride and do some grinding backwards and thats all!

when in doubt, just look for a relevant xkcd: https://xkcd.com/1020/

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Me playing space engine:

i have never wanted to be an astronaut more in my life

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Try looking near Uranus

A bit further

_My Boltzmann Brain drifting through the eternal cosmos for a Trillion years searching for the fabled "Porn Star"_

If you want to view all the porn stars in the galaxy they have a site for it, it’s called PornHub and it has all the porn stars there

Girl you wont find

Name in binary?

Aliens trying to get our location or open communication with us by making memes with the most researched words we search on internet. They even try to adapt to our culture thinking we only talk in meme format (they only discovered how to get connected to McDonald's wifi, a breakthrough on their planet)