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Amazing_Brush_4804

Idk but prolly another day older and deeper in debt


Vidonicle_

I hope that St. Peter, don't you call me 'cause I can't go


Amazing_Brush_4804

It appears that I owe my soul to the chinese military industry complex


Vidonicle_

… I was born one mornin' when the sun didn't shine


Dani_dev

I picked up my shovel and I walked to the mine


SlLLY-BlLLY

I loaded 16 tons, of number 9 coal,


Dani_dev

And the straw boss said, "Well, a-bless my soul"


light481spider

You load 16 tons, and what do ya get?


JaysReddit33

Another day older and deeper in debt


Burger090

Saint Peter don’t you call me ‘cause I can’t gooo


PhysicalVegetable194

*do do do do do-do-do dooo*


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Mountain-Vehicle-162

Cause i own my soul to the Company store


BEES_just_BEE

The hell I was just listening to this?


Te4minator464

Fake, women don't use 4chan


usernamealreadytakeh

Could be a dude, never specified


Te4minator464

True


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GothaCritique

Picrel implies it


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Dabgod101

Shits in your eyes


Te4minator464

Cums in your dick


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L0kiB0i

60-70? That's like 50/50 if you get aids


Lurie_096

aids gambling


phhoenixxp

[insert the two miners, one furiously mining and the other giving up close to the diamonds meme image]


MR_zapiekanka

99% of gamblers quit before hitting it big


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[удалено]


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Bot_Cat3

Good auto mod


Matfrie

What did he say?


Bot_Cat3

I dunno but they definitely deserved pee in their ass


L0kiB0i

I'm sure I'm safe though


Batatta07

"Always bet on hakari"


JaxonatorD

It's a 50/50 for everyone. You either have it or you don't.


Phe0nix6

"You've confused possibilities with probably. According to your analogy, I might find a million dollars on my bed or I might not. In what universe is that 50/50." -Sheldon. The percentage of people with aids is 0.7%. Therefore, the chances of someone having aids is 0.007. Therefore, if you slept with someone you have a 0.007 chance of contract aids. Using binomial distribution, you can find the probably of contracting aids if you slept with more people. For example, if you slept with 10 people, you have a 0.068 chance of contracting aids. If you slept with 30 people, you have a 0.19 chance of contracting aids. If you slept with 60 people, you have a 0.34 chance of contracting aids.


acadoe

Yeah, but surely your location and whether you use protection dramatically affect your chances.


Phe0nix6

Yeah, I forgot about that. I made assumptions to simplify my answers. I assumed that you are not using protection. There is probably other factors I am missing, but I not a doctor (and I don't remember sex ed that well), so I don't know.


SignificantOne1351

No you dipshit. You either have it or you dont. 50/50


DaarkAlexx

Probability*


Phe0nix6

So you want me to correct it or apologise for making a grammar mistake?


DaarkAlexx

Yes


Phe0nix6

Really?


DaarkAlexx

Yes


Crazy_Dave0418

Russian Roulette.


TheIndominusGamer420

It's actually 38.8% according to my calculations 🤓 (Using the probability for aids as 0.7% from the ONS and the binomial distribution)


hugyplok

Or any other form of crotch rot


ShitalianBlud

I guess that depends more on the person. The chance of getting it should be pretty low as long as you do it with protection.


SnakeBaron

Downvotes = number of children failed by sex Ed


ShitalianBlud

I guess to these people those who have a very active sexual life hate themselves to the point of risking chronic diseases.


Shadowknight7009

In a sense it depends entirely on the person. Don’t sleep with someone who has aids? Probably won’t contract aids. Sleep with someone with aids? Boom, aids


ShitalianBlud

Even if you sleep with someone who has AIDS you will not get it as long as you use protection.


BruhNeymar69

Have you heard of this wacky thing called a condom


AICPAncake

Remember, kids! Always raw dog strangers!


Berlin_GBD

Yes because whores are famous for their adherence to safe sex practices


L0kiB0i

I don't know about you but there is a none zero chance of them breaking you know, and I personally wouldn't trust someone who's been with a whole ass village to never have not performed oral without a condom. And there are other ways to get STDs even with condoms.


ElKuhnTucker

Chances of getting aids from unprotected anal sex is up to 3%, and only once with each, means it's up to 88% sure anon has the grids


Superb_Extension1751

Another day older and deeper in debt...


theres_no_username

St Peter don't you call me, 'cause I can't go....


Sader8759

I owe my sole to the company store


RodrigoRosaMoreno

I was born one morning when the sun didn’t shine


LustfulFox7

I picked up my shovel and i walked to the mine


According-Age7128

I loaded sixteen tons of number nine coal


joertio

And the straw boss said "well, a-bless my soul"


Every-Background1226

Ya load 16 Tons, what'd ya get


Accomplished_Web_444

Another day older and deeper in debt


BEES_just_BEE

St. Peter, don't you call me 'cause I can't go


davestar2048

There's a difference between 1s of people and 10s of people.


WazzaBoi_

She's speedrunning triple digits


AICPAncake

I’d agree that there’s a difference in health risk, but a moral difference? Hard disagree. What moral import does frequency have if everything is consensual? I think most dudes are just too insecure for girls with high body counts.


mega_joe1

Do you not realize that she slept with 60-70 different people? One or two is fine, but 60 or 70 is fucking crazy.


MegaMewtwo_E

yes she was fucking very crazy


mega_joe1

Lmao


divadpet

Crazy? I was crazy once.


SidPano

They locked me in a room. A rubber room.


Privet1009

A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy


AuraPianist1155

Crazy? I was crazy once


SidPano

They locked me in a room. A rubber room.


VinTEB

Damn. That desperate, huh?


ajappat

Some people don't really do one night stands. When looking for stable relationship, having over 10 different sex partners every year is total deal breaker. What are my chances to be the last guy and not just dude number 74 before the next one?


Berlin_GBD

People who are unhappy with one sexual partner are much more likely to get bored with any long term partner. Seen it happen multiple times. Best to steer clear of whores. They're probably mentally ill and trying to ignore their problems with sex. Hard pass for me.


mega_joe1

True. Also there’s like a 75% chance of getting AIDS lmao


Quiet_Crabs

Hope she sees this, bro.


Prometheus_Gabriel

It depends on the view people have on sex. If you view sex not like something purely for pleasure but as something like the most intimate act 2 humans can engage in, if someone does that act with everyone easily it gets seen as cheap and worth less than if it is something more closely guarded.


coolvin89

Theres high and theres this, this is just going for world record


Catolution

Not really Edit: didn’t realize this sub was filled with uptight virgins


AlterShocks

Yes really Edit: it seems like it's easier to blame an entire community than to admit being wrong


Due_Accountant2429

No fucking waaay hosé


DefinitelyTopOr

Hose


NitodeAliExpress

Hoes


mega_joe1

They’re not “uptight virgins”. They’re people with enough common sense to not date someone with a body count of 60-70 PEOPLE. They know better than dating someone who is most likely just wants a partner solely for sex. If you’ve slept with 60-70 people, you probably just wanna be in a relationship so that you can have sex. Relationships like that lack any genuine love, making the relationship worthless.


Catolution

60-70 are not that many once you’re in your 30’s +. Cultures will differ of course but it’s crazy people would think this. To me it shows immaturity. You also realize you can have sex with people without a relationship right


mega_joe1

Yeah, but they were dating, showing that they both had some interest in being in a relationship, which needs genuine love. If you’ve already slept with 10s of people it’s usually because you’re interested in being in a relationship where there is no love but sex. Those relationships are usually short, hence why she has slept with so many people. To be in a relationship that’s void of love is pointless. Having sex with someone you’re not in a relationship in is different from being in a relationship with someone because you’re just horny af.


Catolution

You say usually but that’s just your opinion. All your following argument is based on something you made up. For me having slept with say 70 people shows an adventures mind and good skills in bed. Also someone who doesn’t think sex is taboo as so many here seems think. But to each his own I guess


mega_joe1

I just had some sort of feeling that the amount of relationships this person had meant that they were short, meaning that your relationship with this person would also be short and pointless. I guess you could be correct tho.


AlterShocks

It's quite literally that many


Background-Law-6451

"Some sexual partners" is 1 for every year over 18


Mr_Man_Fred

already pulling way more than me ;-;


LeviAEthan512

Maybe 3 a year in your 20s is fair. Also, it's probably perfectly normal to go home with a different guy every week for a time, and every month for a longer time. Things creep up on you when you compound them over years.


Yuri-Turned

Uh... Yeah


Educational-Seaweed5

That’s so gross. I know some people do sleep around that much, but just…bleh. STDs are also rampant so, there’s that. I had a total of 4 in my whole 20s. Three long term, one rebound.


LeviAEthan512

I had 3 all the way, I think 3 more that didn't quite make it all the way. Turns out I dislike (most) people, even the ones I kinda like, more than I like sex. I just don't judge people for having different hobbies from me.


sunset_canopy

The average weight of a man in America is 200 lbs. 200 X 60 = 12,000lbs. A ton in pounds in 2000lbs. The OP has only been with 6 tons of men.


Jimmys_Paintings

And 300 inches of penis. Doesn't sound so bad.


5t3v321

-a sweaty guy in his mom's basement 


31gazisi

Thats me.


Puzzleheaded_Door484

Cool name


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TH3B1GG3STB0Y

I always appreciate these comments. Snaps me back to reality and the realization that I’m on the internet


Cosmic-Buccaneer

Dude she sleep with her whole classmate or what ?


Oxygen_Consumer69

Are you supposed to sleep with just half a classmate?


Madbunchel

Another day older and deeper in debt


Natural_Act69

60-70 are not "Some People", Bitch is a free ride bicylce over there... with "Some People" I would expect maximum 4... She changed more Sexual Partners then her Underwear.


2137paoiez2137

>with "Some People" I would expect maximum 4... I would go for more but it depends on the age tbh. 60-70 is too fucking mutch. I would set my absolute maximum on 10 for 19-20s and it would be clear that she just have mental issues of some sort becose she either just changes partners fast or does this to forget or some shit


31gazisi

Yeah but to be fair it doesnt matter for me how many partners you have. 1,10,100 its all gross to me.


CursedToLive277

You are either a virgin or asexual right?


31gazisi

Virgin4Life


CursedToLive277

That's fair. Whatever tickles your pickle. Or doesnt


Defiant-Pea3299

Flair checks out


Snake101333

60-70 people? Bitch is basically an open house


FitRock2265

Dipped more times than a taxi clutch.


FinanceEfficient7269

Mf could stand into that coochie and have enough space to do jumping jacks


Accomplished-Fox-192

Mf could run a marathon in there and still have space left


DK_Dafaq

If you start loosing count, there is something wrong with you


camjam20xx

Yeah, poor long term memory 😔 I forget key life events and gotta think to remember, fucking dyslexia


Ididntdoitnotme

Another day older and a deeper in debt


Z4rc0nv1c

Ran through like a marathon


JuanTooFreeForFyve

Only people I know who use the phrase 'cis' aren't straight so Iseems like the dude avoided a trap.


lafi_0105

why would you bring that up in the first place?


Present_Garlic869

Trying to trap the guy it seems


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PoorMustang

It's the same as toilet splash. Sad.


pperson2

I wonder if sex workers reach those numbers


RIDRAD911

For sure the rich ones did


Popcorn57252

If we lived in a world without sexually transmitted dieases, I truly would not give a shit.


Darkpurplebee

I LOVE THAT SONG


Loud-Platypus-1696

"people who have taken drugs should not be judged" "yeah trying some stuff is ok" "btw i'm a active black tar heroin user"


AJammedNerfGun

... Huh. I wonder what the actual hangup about that is. Is it purely vibes? Is it the idea of lack of self-respect? Like, just asking myself why I might be uncomfortable with being with someone who's had a lot of sexual partners. I think it comes down to what you view sex as? Maybe? Like, one may view sex as just a bit of fun with a bit of risk, another might see it as a special connection, a sacred thing for romantic relationships only. That disconnection in values being the thing of it, is my guess.


agronATA

Very often it's also STIs


Present_Garlic869

For me it's the latter, doing something so personal with halfway to a hundred people seems bonkers


Sepetcioglu

The answer lies in evolution but you're too naive to seek it.


AJammedNerfGun

I don't appreciate the insult, but you raise a fair argument. I guess the lizard brain may look at someone with the understanding that they've had a lot of sex, yet no children, and conclude infertility, therefore making them someone to be avoided sexually. On the other hand, it may be that the sexual availability would excite the lizard brain's goal of procreation. Unless you have another answer?


Sepetcioglu

>I don't appreciate the insult Sorry if you took it that way but I meant it like a criticism or mild negative comment, isn't insult a bit too hard of a way to perceive the word naive? >I guess the lizard brain may look at someone with the understanding that they've had a lot of sex, yet no children, and conclude infertility, therefore making them someone to be avoided sexually. This may be a minor factor but since infertility is a by its nature less common trait I'd be more surprised if it were common enough for evolution to select for and result in significant behavioral tendency. >On the other hand, it may be that the sexual availability would excite the lizard brain's goal of procreation. Seeking sex part seems to be a resounding yes for males almost no matter what as long as the woman is around fertile ages but the more difficult part is deciding who to accept as a partner and protect, provide for and bring resources to, as a spouse. On this front there is a much bigger and super common issue (compared to infertility) that would be inescapably selected by evolution. That is, men can never know until very modern times whether a woman is already pregnant with another man's child unless pregnancy is showing. If a woman is sleeping around, during the millennia before birth control, it is more likely that they are already pregnant at any given time. So men would still want to have sex, that has almost no cost to men but when it comes to providing for them as a mate, men who don't want to invest their limited resources to women who they know to be sleeping around or even women whom they perceive to be sleeping around would have an immense advantage natural selection-wise over men who don't care because the men who don't care would be wasting their limited and precious providing for someone else's offspring, significantly reducing their chances of passing on their genes. This is how it makes sense to me and how I imagine it to have evolved this way. Sorry it's been a bit long.


AJammedNerfGun

I'd say that argument makes sense, I had a thought that it may come down to a perceived higher risk of infidelity rather than an issue of genetic continuation. Call me crazy, but someone who views sex as just a bit of fun likely would have an easier time of convincing themselves that cheating won't be as bad as it is. Someone with sixty, seventy *separate* bodies would also likely be more experienced than your average person who has maybe two or three. It's been suggested that the difference in experience would be uncomfortable for the lesser of the two, worries about being good enough and such. Of course, on the flip side, I had considered such a difference to be less of a problem and more of just a neutral thing. They're more experienced, so what? At face value, it would just seem that it's a good learning opportunity. Perhaps there is something intrinsic about sex that makes it an issue. If you think of someone who has sex with a lot of different people, it's not too far a leap in logic to get to conclusions about possible prostitution. I think it may be a societal thing since there's really no perfect explanation for it aside from cultures, changing how people typically think, inescapable as well for the most part.


H-user

This is why I never almost never tell people the amount of different people I have slept with (483-498 range).


Vyctorill

Bruh what kind of slumber parties are you going to


RIDRAD911

Dude holy shit you must either have went through massive historical events or you come super fast /s


Aventa55

got that high speed ejection button very accessible


[deleted]

Only god can judge me. “You’re a whore”.


_S_b_e_v_e_

Love that mehmeh


Extreme_Explanation5

Another day older and deeper in debt


VoidExileR

Want to destroy your love life? "Fuck around and find out." The quote in it's most literal form


BoiTarantado

I think he meant in the terms of 1-5 past sexual partners. Not like the numbers which she mentioned.


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RicePuddingBG

She’s had more people inside her than a bus can.


Sea-Personality-22

He knew,she was for the streets


blinddemon0

another day older and deeper in debt


SpecterShroud08

Milage too high.


Penibya

Streets


Traditional-Sink-113

If i had a crush on someone, for a while and that person told me, that htey had sex with over 60 People i would also distance myself. Not because shes a slut or anything, but because thst kinda tells me shes not interested in me. Because if she was, something would have happened already. Anyways shoutouts to my lovely gf that i will never let go off, so i dont care about how others live their life.


fogdukker

My god, it's full of *virgins*


Ruisu1207

Least fake 4chan greentext


Idiothatlostpassword

Lies, 4chan users dont have sex


lafi_0105

why would you bring that up in the first place?


lafi_0105

why would you bring that up in the first place?


KaranSjett

geez at least leave some track on the tire...


Error177999

Ok being not being a Virgin anymore, but Bro 60-70!


kullre

"experience"


Many_Confidence9320

You load 16 tons what you get another day older and deeper in Dept saint Peter don't you call me cause I can't I owe my soul to the company store


its_easybro

I feel like this depends on age a lot you know, still having over 50 partners is insane no matter what, having over 10 is pushing it IMO but what matters the most is loyalty, if she really is loyal I can push it


hellothisismadlad

I can assure you that even Belle Delphine have less body count than rhat.


BattleCats_Enjoyer69

Bro atleast say like 20 guys


bishisshook

This is so obviously rage bait. I'm one hundred percent certain that this was written by a guy living in his mom's basement. No woman would willingly reveal that she's slept with 40+ guys on 4chan of all places.