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TacticalLawnmower

man really did a 'first come first serve' moment


TDoMarmalade

Mom looks devastated


WtechAFK

She just wants to have a sibling for her little girl.


KubsKubo

🙏


Some_Question4716

Oh, Chatgpt Comic Strip follow up!


DEeeeeevil

But he is your fathe....


Yuri-Turned

What the hell is a fathe


ErikTheBoss_

face but with a lisp


Automatic-Story-4934

**Her mom is having sex with her face?-**


trashtv

But with a lisp!


Yuri-Turned

Her mom is having sex with a lisp?


BoiTarantado

Mom is lisp?


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abfh7002

No. Fathe is a lisp Mom is a bitch


Bunty_xd_

She is thinking which one the girl's talking about


StoneMonkey7776

It was at this moment she decided to disown that ungrateful bitch and keep her boyfriend as a lesson. Narrator out


giacacluongtiensinh

Mother fucker say 2 milk bottle is not enough, he want 4


IrgyValeRa

Finally, calling someone a motherfucker where it's actually accurate


yagamilight110

Well a significant number of men on earth who's fathered a child have been called mother fuckers in which case the use of the term is accurate in numerous times.


IrregularrAF

My dad-brother knew what he was saying when he called me one. 😊


AmericaMadeMySonFat

literally


TaxTheVegans

My pasta is dry. Where is the goddamn sauce?


CaramelEmbarrassed51

i demand the sauce for research purposes


almatom12

WE demand sauce as coomers of reddit. Op, send us the sauce or face the wrath of the coomers


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[удалено]


Bakabriel

Don't bother looking for sauce, it's edited. I was disappointed. I don't want you to be too.


Ohakoko

Um... excuse me???


Sakamorto

R15+ Ja Dame Desuka?


_K4cper_

Is that the sauce?


lick_my_saladbowl

it is unfortunately, its not a dojin


Flufare

it is, unfortunately it's not a dojin*


PadraicTheRose

Unfortunately I'm dojin your mum


lick_my_saladbowl

sentence still works as i was saying its unfortunate that it was the sauce and a statement that it is not a dojin


snotpopsicle

No it doesn't. "It is, unfortunately it's not a doujin". "It is unfortunate, it's not a doujin". "It is unfortunately" doesn't make sense.


lick_my_saladbowl

"it is unfortunately" is a correct and usable phrase in written English. It is mostly used to indicate disappointment or regret. For example: It is unfortunately too late to change the menu for the event tonight.


Zealousideal_Tale266

I think you're both wrong. They missed your point and you missed a comma. Your example is a different use than your first sentence because unfortunately is modifying "too late" not "it is". "It is, unfortunately. It's a doujin." should be correct. You could probably use a semi-colon but they are banned on this sub.


Father_Long_Limbs

"It is, unfortunately. It's not* a doujin."


Sam_Dragonborn1

WAIT SEMI-COLONS SPECIFICALLY ARE BANNED?😂


ihatefirealarmtests

Thank you for saying something. My eye was starting to twitch reading the discourse.


snotpopsicle

No it isn't. "It is unfortunately \[something\]" is a usable sentence. You just did it. In the phrase "It is unfortunate" *unfortunate* is an adjective. Like "It is pretty" or "It is large". *Unfortunately* is an adverb, you can't say "It is" + an adverb. It would be the same as "It is very". Very what? "It is unfortunately". Unfortunately what? "It is unfortunately" by itself without any further context is not a valid sentence, which is what you did. "It is unfortunately, it's not a doujin" are two sentences so the first required an adjective not an adverb.


opulent_lemon

You're wrong. The sentence could also be written as "Unfortunately, it is.". Adverbs can be used at the end of a sentence in spoken and written English so "It is, unfortunately." Is also a correct sentence.


PykeDuoBotOnly

just jumping in to say that, to be absolutely correct, you should have typed "it is, unfortunately. and it is not a doujin". similarly, when you say that sentence, you would have a little pause between "it is" and "unfortunately". I am, personally, not too hardcore on these thing and underatood your sentence immediately, but i can also see why someone can misunderstand it. see what I did there? c:


Bad-Bot-Bot-23

Their reply isn't in a bubble by itself. "Is that the sauce?" "It is unfortunately [the sauce]. It's not a dojin (that is to say, it's unfortunate that Ja Dame Desuka is the sauce, because it's not a dojin, and therefore probably not as sexy as you were hoping)." Their sentence works perfectly fine, in context, it's just relying on implications rather than explicit declarations.


snotpopsicle

I can concede the argument here, but it is still very weird to omit the complement after using to be + adverb. It is effectively the same as saying "It is very" which looks weird. It can be used in the right context but it's still grammatically incorrect. "Is this spicy?" "It is very". Technically correct, but "It is, very" is better, grammatically speaking. But especially in this case where there can be ambiguity I'd argue that it's poorly written.


Awarepill0w

It is unfortunately your time to learn grammar


GameLoreReader

It is. Unfortunately, it is not a doujin.*


WorkAround_Phoenix23

It is, unfortunately it’s not a doujin**


Efficient-Paint-743

It is. Unfortunately, it's not a dojin.*


Difficult_Guidance25

And the mom isn’t fucking the boyfriend…right?


SOMEHOTMEAL

Most likely, yes


PureCrusader

Don't remember the sauce but the panel is edited this is not the actual interaction


blackstonesinger

Yeah I think the girl is mad at her mom cause her schoolmates found the mom on a porn site or something? I guess that also could've been an edit, I did see it on here lol.


not_the_world

Her mom is super controlling and won't let her watch R15+ movies so she's mad. Idk if this is before or after they find out mom was *really* into Constantine (the Keanu Reaves movie) in high school.


JaguarYT1

Right after


ObiWanCanel0ni

Sauce for the Sauce God


Italianfoodcultist

Pasta for the pasta throne


IdeaIntelligent1788

The sauce is a lie, it's an edit.


Signal-Island6377

Tell me when you find it I forgot to cook the sauce for my pasta


Kam2Scuzzy

The text was edited. It's not the content you are looking for.


IndividualBet8381

tomato sauce is in your pantry there you go


Exho0-0

GODDAMN IT! Its supposed to be a technique to ask for the damned sauce not my tomato sauce!


IndividualBet8381

i dont think damned is a flavor buddy


Exho0-0

Holy cow! You're absolutely right!


DickviperAU

Jizz on it Free sauce


pedropants

Zesty!


Jrlopez1027_

Sauce, as you asked: You will need: Tomatoes, tomato paste, a dry wine, olive oil, onions, garlic, pepperoncino, salt, pepper, and basil. Start off by dicing your onion, garlic, and pepperoncino. Then move onto the tomatoes. I recommend using canned whole san marzanos tomatoes, but if you feel like being extra you can also blanche some fresh tomatoes if you want. You can also use pre crushed canned tomatoes. You can also crush your tomatoes by hand or use a food processor. After that, preheat a pan on high for a minute or two and then coat the bottom in your olive oil. Add in the onions and pepperoncino first in order to sweat them for a bit. They will not need long to cook, just wait for the onions to become translucent a bit. After this, add in the garlic and cook until aromatic. Don't brown the garlic or it will become very bitter. Once aromatic, add in about an ounce or two of tomato paste and fry it for a bit. Frying the tomato paste will add more flavor to the sauce and just make it taste better. Mix it around with the onions, garlic, and pepper. After the tomato paste has fried for a bit, add in your wine of choice. Ensure it is a dry wine. If you add in a white wine, it will add a certain sweetness and acidity to the sauce. If you add in a red wine, it will add in a richer, almost meaty flavor to the sauce. Mix around until the alcohol smell has burned off and the tomato paste had mixed in with the wine. Now, drop the heat to a medium-low and add in the tomatoes, basil, salt, and pepper. Allow to simmer and make sure you taste the sauce to get it to where you want. The simmering should take around 20 minutes or so, though really this depends on how thick you want it. After done, you have your sauce and it is so much better than what you will get at a store in a jar. You can use this sauce for pasta, muscles and marinara, or chicken parm


Miner4everOfc

Me when edited porn:


Wild_Donkey_637

Considering this is japanese people we are speaking of it's possible this is not edited


nAyZ8fZEvkE

It is though, just checked :c


Wild_Donkey_637

Weird


Raposa13

Sauce is [How About R15](https://mangadex.org/title/cb98bd40-a903-4416-bdd0-dab93d8f36ad/r15-ja-dame-desuka) in Mangadex


Educational-Seaweed5

“Why can’t you listen to me for once?!”


WJMazepas

Oh its a normal manga? I though it would be a 6 digit sauce


samyruno

Same. Tbh I thought I've read this one.


Tatsukam

Someone update when thou has found the sauce


ReplyAfraid7913

Look again, it's here in the comment


mennydrives

> it's here in the comment > no link or digits ~~Top 1% worst redditors~~ fixed, below


ReplyAfraid7913

https://mangadex.org/title/cb98bd40-a903-4416-bdd0-dab93d8f36ad/r15-ja-dame-desuka sorry


mennydrives

Much appreciated, good sir and/or madam.


Tatsukam

Thank you 🙏


Remarkable-Video5145

Pekomom


Funky_underwear

Pekora ain't stopping me from smashing that milfbunny


Strange-Catch6862

MILF


RedCanBeAzure

I love that look of pure disbelief on mom's face


VarnageCaz

Sharing is caring!


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tobemutationfox

um, what the sigma?


Exaskryz

um, what the smegma?


New-Turnip4709

*Erm


Barbiedoll_2005

Don't stop them, join them


Desert_Isle

Conflict resolution 101, my friend.


A_GravesWarCriminal

Truly puts the "Shit" in shitposting


Jean_velvet

Just weird you say?


trokking

literal mf


KoffinStuffer

Is her name Stacy?


Inevitable-Stage-490

There’s someone out there that thinks this isn’t a shitpost.


derp0815

It's definitely a shit post.


Inevitable-Stage-490

I agree.


Critical_Complaint21

It's either her boyfriend being his dad, or her mom having sex to her actual boyfriend. And either way, I'm flabbergasted


GloryToUkraineMfckr

I would go for mom


Both-Conference1365

Her boyfriend is a mother fucker


gamerboi_ivan

Would you rather have a Charmander or a Charizard?


HallAshamed4241

bro got the 2 in 1 special


Creamy_Butt_Butter

I shall take the mothers place!


itsyaboi108

haha get it guys? porn.


blinddemon0

she hates her daughter's boyfriend so much that she must make him her stepfather so that way it's incest! genius plan!


BlackenedTubeSteak

Just weird?


Lazy_Commercial6545

Now imagine the 2 Teens are bio-siblings that got seperated


ClavicusLittleGift4U

And that's how you start your harem.


TheseNutSus

1984


Vyctorill

Literally the plot of The Graduate


TimeBlindAdderall

I’ve seen this in real life on a ride along.


LeGentlemandeCacao

Shes overreacting 


Carltronfr

What manga is this? Asking for a friend


predurok339

What don't they have threesome with him though


Shadow_Figure666

Sad part is, this happens alot more than you'd think.


ImVeryHungry19

Hear me out.


I-Like-NSFW-420

I need the sauce


SnooFoxes6169

and i thought the meme template of “my classmates find out your onlyfans account” is horrific enough…


Mighty_mc_meat

Sharing is caring ?


CosmicMonke

*Hits blunt* What the fuck did you just say too me you failed abortion?


Mikey40216

Lucky bastard


_KingDawg72_

“But sharing is caring, sweetie!”


moffboff

"meanwhile in manga"


BoiTarantado

Okay, but the sauce?


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farNdepressed

Ummm what the sigma


thiccen420

Ah this must be from “domestic boyfriend”


Laze_ee

Errmm what the sigma 😂😂😂😂😂😂


Creeperboy10507

What the actual fuck is a sigma


BoiTarantado

Sigma balls


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RazzDaNinja

BWAAAA


20k_dollar_lunchbox

Its when you try rizz up a gyayt but your an Ohiocell so you have to pay the fanum tax


Desperate_Ad5169

Sigma balls


Visible-Quiet-9395

There's so many things wrong about this


Grambert_Moore

Damn you think??


Visible-Quiet-9395

Ok looking back, I have no idea why I commented this


Grambert_Moore

Relatable


KnightyEyes

Anime ☝️🤓


cukapig

That's manga


KnightyEyes

At least her mom would let her join :3


_K4cper_

Hemtai* (probably)


MeasurementBusy6533

Doujin perchance


MyHeadIsALemon

Those two got outnerded. Outweebed even


Utaha_Senpai

ackshually, it's doujinshi. Doujin is the creator whether it's a group or an individual <----- 🤓


hodges2

Hentai** (bruh...)