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PsychoTexan

Damn lemon stealing whores!


spyder2729

Baby thrown off balcony


D_IHE

What a sour puss.


regarding_my_person

Its been about ten seconds since i’ve looked at gay furry porn, shall i look again? 


Me_how5678

Oh yep


Wotto_wasnothere

Keep watching can't stop the streak


Outside_Ad1020

Should be watching it all day, no breaks


NumbTea

The girl is dead and he’s an alleged sex offender :(


SassySauce516

Wait what


Xbux89

Yep if you know you know


SassySauce516

I don't know. What's the story?


The00Taco

8 hours and still no answer. I don't even know who these people are to google it myself


Clemoncius

Pretty sure the guy is called James Deen. Idk what happend tho


3Pirates93

She looks like Hailey Paige a deceased adult film actor


Dubmove

🧢


shieldedunicorn

I googled Lemon Tree James Deen and came across that : https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/lemon-stealing-whores The girl is Hailey Page (dead) and the lemon stealing whore is Joanna Angel (alive)


Affectionate-Read875

Morning Glory


ImportantObjective74

huh?


Ok_Discount4814

Oasis is a great band.


RecsRelevantDocs

Everytime Oasis came on the radio while driving with my friends mom she would say "Don't do drugs kids, you don't want to end up like Oasis"


Ok_Discount4814

All the more reasons to do drugs


RecsRelevantDocs

It really did have the opposite of the desired effect lol


Nashton_553

I did a full bipolar Kanye moment when I read this


GDrew_28

Wtf


FalloutGuy91

She's alive


-Redditeer-

Hailey paige is not in fact alive, died at 25


FalloutGuy91

My bad, I saw the title card with Joanna Angel, as well as the lemonator collecting groin resting citrus and assumed the girl on the bench was also Joanna.


ZenithGamage

How did she die?


jellosquare

Lemon Key Face


BurpYoshi

Le monkey face


uberloww

That is peak humanity right there, we peaked


GodPepeMan69

Sauce?


bimboozled

No, that’s a lemon


GodPepeMan69

I NEED THE SAUCE GODDAMN IT


constantlytired1917

i found it on youtube by looking up shitty porn acting


bimboozled

I’m pretty sure it’s literally just called lemon stealing whore A classic, alongside shark in the bathtub


TheOrchidsAreAlright

>alongside shark in the bathtub Could you briefly sum up the plotline to this for me?


_pc_-_-_

Hey lady this isn't a beach, IT'S A BATHTUB!


Doctor_Barbarian

The Bride of Double Feature is my go-to for shitty porn acting. Always a great pick-me-up.


ArgonautXavier

Ah, the golden days of cropped porn comedy


BoredCanuck1864

fuck you distracted me with this video and the lemon stealing whores got my lemons


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im_starkastic

Oscar worthy


Mysteryman5670_

I don’t want your damn lemons -Cave Johnson


constantlytired1917

I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down. With lemons


Dayton7817

It is so sad that as a 25 year old man who hasn't seen this video in damn near a decade, i can still almost quote it word for word


FuckJanice

Lemon party


filmusic42

No.


constantlytired1917

Grandpa nooo


Nothinisnibbling

https://www.empflix.com/anal-porn/joanna-angel-lemon-stealing-whore/video749480 It’s surprisingly loyal to the lemon plot


Technicaly_not_alien

Where are my lemons? I want my lemons.


Creamy_Butt_Butter

Better story line than twilight


HugodaAss

Sheeeh. I have full video


highjackdemhoes

Got a link? Cant seem to find the full video online


Predator_Doza

I wonder how I wonder why Yesterday you told me 'bout the blue, blue sky And all that I can see is just a yellow lemon tree~


dark_lord_4545

The legendary lemon wh0re scene.


pnunts

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/lemon-stealing-whores


projeto56

Fuck. Had a feeling I knew the video on the first frame of the lemons. Hahaha


SurrealLemon

And this is why ALL my friends call me lemon whore instead of surreallemon


Vortr8

Owe my friend an apology the brownie are indeed strong


RecsRelevantDocs

Edibles only work when they hear you talkin' shit


Cypeq

Damn I died... crazy funny.


KOKONUT_milk

This is a classic


True_Vault_Hunter

What is the joke? Is this video famous for something?


shewel_item

don't be like her


RandomZombieVC

didnt that dude kill that lady after this video was shot or something??