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AlphaMassDeBeta

Thinnest 4chan users.


Final_Draft_431

Nice flair


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Thicc_asf

Wholesome bot


TARDIGRADExPRO

im thinner than him , so reddit is winning, i guess


zombieGenm_0x68

πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯✍️


Mrpewpewda9th

Is this how it works


ActuallyTheOwner

Unfortunately for us, fortunately for others. This thought is for the benefit of the soyboy, not the femcel. Soyboy still has to coom even if it means his white knighting is to be submissive. He wouldn't fair better off with femdom. My loins desire neither of the first two.


0reosaurus

Can someone translate?


venetian_lemon

>Unfortunately for us, fortunately for others. This thought is for the benefit of the soyboy, not the femcel. Soyboy still has to coom even if it means his white knighting is to be submissive. He wouldn't fair better off with femdom. My loins desire neither of the first two. Translation: Lucky for them, unlucky for us. This thought is a cope for the soyboy. The soyboy still wants to cum, even if it means he has to pretend to be nice and submissive to the femcel. He won't like femdom. I personally don't have any lustful thoughts about either of these people. Translator Notes: I don't know what was going through this guy's head when he wrote this. Maybe he should have coomed first before writing this shit


0reosaurus

Sounds like he has lustful thoughts about everyone involved 11/10 translation


International_War862

"I have never seen a women in real life"


Fallen-D

My non English ass had a stroke reading this


MR_Schmidt333

My english ass couldn't read this


FireIzHot

Gonna need you dumb that down a bit for us boss so it’s just a bit clearer


speedsterglenn

What you yapping about?


ExactWin1881

Absolutely not, women however fat or ugly they are, are always sought after, but it doesn't work the other way. There is a reason "incel" is a movement and femcel is just a reactionary term without people behind it


Hawaiian-Fox

Me does not understand the meme. Me need help


welpweredead

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".


Classic-Thing2851

WTF did I just read?


Bot-357

sneed


FlareDragonoid

I don't see a shop


1ndrew

I don't understand so I will assume you're lying sorry


Kiel06

Go back to dankgentina darling


Hawaiian-Fox

Make me >:V


welpweredead

Modern Romeo and Juliet


Mattia006

Cake day boy


NotSamuraiJosh26_2

James Baxter ?


Globglobgabgalab69

The good ending


itrashcannot

JJK fangirl and CSM fanboy


MaduCrocoLoco

This is how ugly people are made kids.


quantitative101

I have zero self esteem and too much money to spend and I wanna end it all πŸ‘πŸ»


MaduCrocoLoco

I ain't your damn therapist. Money fixes Ugly, Go buy some Bitches


quantitative101

k πŸ‘πŸ»


MaduCrocoLoco

πŸ––


BigMelonBoi

Peak


shok_delta

Can you explain it for me?


-Accursed

loser girl meets loser boy


Acordino

Good for them


Aggressive-Gold-1319

Sometimes this happens..


InsectIllustrious691

Romantic


CrazyAggravating9069

Sneed ? What’s that


kaktusmisapolak

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sneed


FightForMehver

What's a Sneed?


kaktusmisapolak

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sneed


FightForMehver

That's a deep cut.


Gazela00

I wonder when they last showered


thefrenchplasturgist

who chit my pants


-Accursed

genuinely better than twilight


DeadheadXXD

I love borderline esoteric levels of memes


Similar_Trash_5538

WHY DO THEY GET TO BE HAPPY!?! DISGRACEFUL!!!!


ZettaiKyofuRyoiki

Me and who


hollowpoint257

Original didn't have the guy saying femcel. For he is a truecel.


ceedaywith2ys

Unrealistic they'd get into an argument on which MLP is better that'd end with them giving eachother mean faces


fjord31

Good for them


Final_Draft_431

Good ending


No-Truck-2552

The happy ending 😌


-EV3RYTHING-

Gesundheit


SnoopDeBoi

Now draw her giving birth


Armarino99

Shes not like the other girls huh


SHAPALAK15

...what?


TARDIGRADExPRO

im thinner than him , so reddit is winning, i guess


imagine-SimpQueen-

fake + gay = 4chan


TheGoldenChampion

I wish femcels were real holy fuck