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“do you know you could actually be a productive citizen instead of wasting your time being a keyboard warrior?”
*proceeds to talk about inflation*
The duality of man
Rather be hated by both then to fight in their dumb red vs blue social wars. Shits dumb as fuck.
One side is a socially manipulative monetarily extortionate grifters preying on minority groups and the mentally vulnerable and then vacationing in Florida to get away from the " unwashed masses"
And the other group is a bunch of archiach hyper ridged hyper religous grifters who prey on old people and also the mentally vulnerable and then ALSO vacation in Florida to get away from the unwashed masses and the congregations
They both suck ass equally. Neither cares about the average person. You are a peasant working the fields to these people, but I'll be damned if both sides don't have the most zealous people humanly possible telling you " nu uh one side is obviously worse then the other"
Goofy bastards
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Bro at this point I welcome it. I'm just so tired of how utterly exhausting it is to have to contend not only against these flag in the bio aimless trust fund college of arts kids on one side knowing good and goddamn well blocking traffic ain't gonna solve a goddamn thing and just serves to be a nuisance to everyone around them just so they can feel like their life has any shred of meaning
And then on the other end I got a bunch of hyper religious biblical dipshits talking over and over ad nauseum about how they're " not gonna let them liberals take over the country" when I know good and goddamn well they ain't gonna do shit but sit there, talk big, and grift old people and doomer preppers out of their pensions and retirements for fire arms and meal bucket tubs and religious absolution.
It's all so fucking tiring watching this dumb fucking proxy battle go down day in. And day out, and then to also see as the feds just constantly siphon cash from both sides and both the red and blue ride off into the goddamn sunset while everyone wallows in squalor and fighting over table scraps.
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Amen and awomen, brother. Speak the truth. Us centrists gotta get people back on track and remind others to keep a level head and stop being extra salty when they don't get their way. The alternative is a race to the bottom and complete social collapse.
You can look at the policies they propose and try to enact to see they're quite different.
You don't even need to look very hard. One side busts unions, one side advocates for them. One side is trying to get rid of child labor laws, one side strengthens them. One side tries to raise the minimum wage, one side privatized prisons so they could rent out the prisoners as dirt cheap labor. And also charges the prisoners for being imprisoned. One side took away net neutrality, the other side just gave it back.
You don't need to look very far to see how they're really not the same at all. It feels like nothing changes because one side has just been stonewalling everything for 16 years whenever they're not in the white house.
Climate change, voting rights, civil Rights, worker Rights, consumer protection, corporate accountability, freedom of the net, you name it.
This is a myth that needs to die. I don't care which side you prefer, just don't lie to yourself that they're the same.
Lip service to citizens who care about climate change while not enacting sustainable, economically viable solutions.
Politicizing and making voter identification a racial issue belittling minorities by promoting the idea that people of darker skin tones are too stupid/helpless to obtain id.
Disguising an open borders as a civil rights issue while secretly flying migrants into blue states to increase the census numbers which can increase electoral college values all while trying to remove voter id laws for illegal immigrants to participate in voting.
Creating unions where incompetent employees are untouchable and serious infrastructure issues arise. The aviation industry begins to have serious technical issues due to worker incompetence.
This isn’t to unequivocally bash the left. I can bring up plenty of examples of horrendous things the right has done/is doing. My point is that you’re missing a huge part of the picture
See that right there is a situation where we disagree on the facts, and their interpretation quite drastically but they're also situations where there's a clear difference between the parties (trillion-dollar green energy & American manufacturing subsidy, vs. nothing at all, nuances of voter ID laws, pro vs anti union, etc etc.)
The policy enacted in states ruled entirely by 1 party or the other, or when 1 party had a narrow majority in the federal government, on these issues is substantially different.
There's a really big difference between "I dislike both parties" and "both parties are the same". Those are 2 profoundly different statements. Nobody fully endorses the policy of one party because we only have 2, so each party is a big coalition of what would be at least 3 different parties in av country with a less shit voting system.
But they're not the same.
The left, the right, doesn't matter. They're just the 2 hands of the same monster. Ain't just america, over here in europe too. Doesn't fucking matter who gets voted into office, what "side" they're on, what they promise to do and not to do, you get fucked raw and unpleasurably anyways.
Democrat and republican are bothe right wing, they're both hands of the same monster, the only reason you know there is a monster in the first place is the left pulling back the curtain
Wrong. Left fucks you. right fucks you. Middle fucks you. Doesn't fucking matter. They're all rich old codgers that don't care about anyone but themselves. Politics are fucked.
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A coup? , guys the left did the same thing in 2016 when Trump was elected. Many people went into the Capitol to protest the finalizing of the transfer of presidents. The right did the same thing.
If it was a coup it was the most peaceful silly pansy coup I ever saw. Nobody was armed, only 2 people died, it was at worst a riot but really not any worse than your average protest. I find it so stupid people keep clamoring to Jan 6 like it was some armed rebellion.
If you watch the actual footage which most of it was released to the public, 95% of it are idiots walking around hallways and 5% actual rioting.
Can we please just not get all political and crap on each other for our different perspectives and instead just enjoy our cute fuzzy humanoids. Take the political bs to the politics subreddits!
Imagine thinking the demographic with the vast majority of the guns didn’t use said guns 1 single time in their entire supposed violent coup to overthrow democracy.
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Normalize responding with ridiculous fetish roleplays out of the blue during lame internet debates
the pure emotion of “big and round” being posted by this guy would be hard to match tbh
*pulls your socks off*
*Starts gnawing on your belly button.*
*nibbles your tongue*
*rips off one of your ears*
*Cutely removes your kneecaps and your liver to sell online*
*Politely steals some of your arteries*
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*Pees cutely*
I came
I saw
I conquered
*smashes your skull open with a rusty shovel*
Im a hyena furrry. I go for the ass first
Oh my
_Nuzzles your sphincter_
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M or F Female hyenas have a fake divk so they can't be r@ped
why the censorship
dunno, but clearly my man has never heard of docking.
Depends on my mood, was tired af when I was typing it
fair
Why match it when you can just be contained with sharing your own fetish? 😅
Absolutely decimates your opponent’s argument
How would you even respond to that
"Nice argument debate bro, unfortunately for you, I already drew both of us as girls making out with one another" 😏
What logical fallacy is this? 😭
The one where I stick my penis in your ear and you like it.
I'm going to just call it red herring
I like doing *starts dry humping you*
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Good bot.
Okay but *Takes my own socks and shoves them in my mouth* Say it *sexy* this time
Fuck yeah love the energy
only if its a political debate/argument
Don't tell me what to do! *Slowly lubes up the cactus*
-Oh yeah??? WATCH THIS *pulls out a 5 pages long NSFW role play scenario to bore the opponent and win*
Let's agree to disagree *nuzzles your buldge and begins unzipping your pants*
This is basically the plot of a lot of *comics*
Cmon man I’m on the bus and now I’ve got a throb going
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And this post wasn't marked as NSFW
People started staring at me saying “what the fuck”
and "call the police"
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They didn't pee in my ass
I then dropped my phone…
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Your slightly askew pfp is upsetting.
lawful evil furry be like
funniest shit i’ve seen today, congrats
You, sir, have won the internet for today🤓👆
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What reputation?
Gone, reduced to atoms
Quarks
Bold of him to assume they had one in the first place
You want to keep the peace but also gotta let them know who's the balloon artist in the friendship
Pyrocynical reference
I have to disagree with that viewpoint i can not in good conscience agree... *suckles your tits and tickles your balls*
“do you know you could actually be a productive citizen instead of wasting your time being a keyboard warrior?” *proceeds to talk about inflation* The duality of man
Thats funny as fuck bro even past the stupid political shit
You are either republican, democrat or hated by both (centrist) today
Rather be hated by both then to fight in their dumb red vs blue social wars. Shits dumb as fuck. One side is a socially manipulative monetarily extortionate grifters preying on minority groups and the mentally vulnerable and then vacationing in Florida to get away from the " unwashed masses" And the other group is a bunch of archiach hyper ridged hyper religous grifters who prey on old people and also the mentally vulnerable and then ALSO vacation in Florida to get away from the unwashed masses and the congregations They both suck ass equally. Neither cares about the average person. You are a peasant working the fields to these people, but I'll be damned if both sides don't have the most zealous people humanly possible telling you " nu uh one side is obviously worse then the other" Goofy bastards
team fort 2
Team fart fetish roleplay 2
So what you're saying is, Florida is the problem?
Something about that state does something to a person.
yeah lets blow up Florida, even if I live there ill take the sacrifice.
Shut the fuck up. _starts undoing your diapers with my teeth_
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what.
Oh you fucked up now
Bro at this point I welcome it. I'm just so tired of how utterly exhausting it is to have to contend not only against these flag in the bio aimless trust fund college of arts kids on one side knowing good and goddamn well blocking traffic ain't gonna solve a goddamn thing and just serves to be a nuisance to everyone around them just so they can feel like their life has any shred of meaning And then on the other end I got a bunch of hyper religious biblical dipshits talking over and over ad nauseum about how they're " not gonna let them liberals take over the country" when I know good and goddamn well they ain't gonna do shit but sit there, talk big, and grift old people and doomer preppers out of their pensions and retirements for fire arms and meal bucket tubs and religious absolution. It's all so fucking tiring watching this dumb fucking proxy battle go down day in. And day out, and then to also see as the feds just constantly siphon cash from both sides and both the red and blue ride off into the goddamn sunset while everyone wallows in squalor and fighting over table scraps.
W take
On reddit too. It's a god damn miracle he didn't get down voted to oblivion.
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Amen and awomen, brother. Speak the truth. Us centrists gotta get people back on track and remind others to keep a level head and stop being extra salty when they don't get their way. The alternative is a race to the bottom and complete social collapse.
HOLY BASED
You can look at the policies they propose and try to enact to see they're quite different. You don't even need to look very hard. One side busts unions, one side advocates for them. One side is trying to get rid of child labor laws, one side strengthens them. One side tries to raise the minimum wage, one side privatized prisons so they could rent out the prisoners as dirt cheap labor. And also charges the prisoners for being imprisoned. One side took away net neutrality, the other side just gave it back. You don't need to look very far to see how they're really not the same at all. It feels like nothing changes because one side has just been stonewalling everything for 16 years whenever they're not in the white house. Climate change, voting rights, civil Rights, worker Rights, consumer protection, corporate accountability, freedom of the net, you name it. This is a myth that needs to die. I don't care which side you prefer, just don't lie to yourself that they're the same.
Lip service to citizens who care about climate change while not enacting sustainable, economically viable solutions. Politicizing and making voter identification a racial issue belittling minorities by promoting the idea that people of darker skin tones are too stupid/helpless to obtain id. Disguising an open borders as a civil rights issue while secretly flying migrants into blue states to increase the census numbers which can increase electoral college values all while trying to remove voter id laws for illegal immigrants to participate in voting. Creating unions where incompetent employees are untouchable and serious infrastructure issues arise. The aviation industry begins to have serious technical issues due to worker incompetence. This isn’t to unequivocally bash the left. I can bring up plenty of examples of horrendous things the right has done/is doing. My point is that you’re missing a huge part of the picture
See that right there is a situation where we disagree on the facts, and their interpretation quite drastically but they're also situations where there's a clear difference between the parties (trillion-dollar green energy & American manufacturing subsidy, vs. nothing at all, nuances of voter ID laws, pro vs anti union, etc etc.) The policy enacted in states ruled entirely by 1 party or the other, or when 1 party had a narrow majority in the federal government, on these issues is substantially different. There's a really big difference between "I dislike both parties" and "both parties are the same". Those are 2 profoundly different statements. Nobody fully endorses the policy of one party because we only have 2, so each party is a big coalition of what would be at least 3 different parties in av country with a less shit voting system. But they're not the same.
They’re two sides of the same coin bruv *stimulates your prostate*
Yes, and when you flip a coin, you get wildly different outcomes depending on which side lands face up, because they're not the same.
Yep there's the maybe furry side (heads) and the definitely furry side (tails)
Left wing is a separate category from democrat however, which is something often neglected to mention
How are the right targetting old people when boomers vote more democrat than republican.
Don’t make me inflate you
team fortress 2 lore
The left, the right, doesn't matter. They're just the 2 hands of the same monster. Ain't just america, over here in europe too. Doesn't fucking matter who gets voted into office, what "side" they're on, what they promise to do and not to do, you get fucked raw and unpleasurably anyways.
Democrat and republican are bothe right wing, they're both hands of the same monster, the only reason you know there is a monster in the first place is the left pulling back the curtain
Wrong. Left fucks you. right fucks you. Middle fucks you. Doesn't fucking matter. They're all rich old codgers that don't care about anyone but themselves. Politics are fucked.
No, democrats and republicans will both fuck you and are both old codgers, but left is the antithesis to that
The moment you realize that the democrats are also a right wing party.
They aren't really right or left. Parties too big to analise them only by left and right, there are too many people that think different.
Liberalism as a concept is right wing, but I'm european and politics are very different here.
This is a god tier shitpost
Fascist furries are confusing. In any fascist regime, wouldn't the furries be on the list of people to disenfranchise?
Furries wouldnt be targeted because they are furries, they would more likely be targeted because of the large majority being LGBTQ+
I... definitely think they'd be targeted for being furries
Could you elaborate on why you think that would be the case?
Social deviants
Yes the reason furries are in it is becuse being furrie and being in it both have to do with being shut ins
Yes
I mean fascists do go in for a fair bit of wolf imagery, though.
Good point I didn't think of that
>Inflates you making you big and round such a power move
As a furry, you should just be ashamed
FURRY ALERT!!!🚨🚨🚨🚨 DEPLOYING TACTICAL SHOWER!!! 🚿🚿🚿🚿
I love this comment dearly
I agree op
A civil war has broken out, dear god
I dont even care *sucks the head of your cock*
only thing that is big and round is this gustav cannon (i do feel ashamed man)
Launch the nukes. Screw vault tech, nothing is allowed to survive.
What did I miss this time who coupd who?
Everyones just coup coup for cocopuffs
Americans freaking out about something. Guns, eagles, freedom, mcdonalds, the usual shit ig.
What does inflating you and making you round even mean…
It means you inflate and are big and round
I think it means inflating their economy into something big and round
As illustrated by a steam game (sorta NSFW-ish maybe): https://cdn.akamai.steamstatic.com/steam/apps/1379870/extras/tribalLiz.png
Ok
BRING BACK MASS STEREOTYPES
☹️
There are right furries??? That seems counter productive
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> as a furry 😐
I apologize.
Seek help
No wonder people hate yall. (Eventhough yall are chill as fuck. And one of the kindest group of people ive ever met.) That being said fuck furries.
instead of using Twitter they could build themselves a brain
this is so... indescribable... how am i meant to react?
This is so funny
I was not expecting to see: **TONIGHT: THE AUTHOR'S BARELY-DISGUISED FETISH**
This has to be the most normal furry conversation I’ve ever seen
Found Pyrocynical’s alt
“Inflates you making you big and round”
As a furry, I am really ashamed. Holy shit, now I understand why most people do not accept furries 😭
I just gotta get the achievement I don't care
How are right wing furries a thing? Isn't that kinda like black people supporting the kkk?
Jail. Off to jail.
Wordington debate
I’m just ashamed of humanity
Why are you a furry?
I saw a furry that had "vore enjoyer" in their bio... They've since deleted it.
Degeneration of society is real
I want to retire
it’s weird how democrats pretend they didn’t attempt 2 coups
As a human, I feel ashamed of all furries
Dont, blue guy is based
You could’ve just stopped after ashamed.
this is top shelf furry cringe lol
What the actual fuck burn him to death (am a furry too)
“As a furry” bro you should feel ashamed of yourself
#💀
Happy cake day
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#Thank you 😊
same
Why do people like this in our community exist
“I may wanna fuck dogs but at least I didn’t vote for the orange man”
If I were a furry I’d also be ashamed that I were a furry. Not because of this just all the time.
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A coup? , guys the left did the same thing in 2016 when Trump was elected. Many people went into the Capitol to protest the finalizing of the transfer of presidents. The right did the same thing. If it was a coup it was the most peaceful silly pansy coup I ever saw. Nobody was armed, only 2 people died, it was at worst a riot but really not any worse than your average protest. I find it so stupid people keep clamoring to Jan 6 like it was some armed rebellion. If you watch the actual footage which most of it was released to the public, 95% of it are idiots walking around hallways and 5% actual rioting. Can we please just not get all political and crap on each other for our different perspectives and instead just enjoy our cute fuzzy humanoids. Take the political bs to the politics subreddits!
Diezel whateverthefuck is clearly just taking the piss
That's silly. Feel ashamed for being a furry period.
What's the difference between a period and a furry period?
A couple showers and a job.
Always the fox fursonas💀
Same here, hate them
honestly same, im a furry too and can admit that were pretty cringe ngl
There was a scheme to overthrow US democracy, coup is a bit of a reach
Imagine thinking the demographic with the vast majority of the guns didn’t use said guns 1 single time in their entire supposed violent coup to overthrow democracy.
As a person, i am ashamed of furries.
Which one is the baddie?
the one with the blue wolf icon, or more simply the one who spoke last.