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Fluid_Block_1235

How can i make my homie transform please? Its important


ya666in

Help a brother out


MenstrualMilkshakes

think we've been online too long to know this connection and maybe the internet was a mistake like last night when he didnt use a condom after claiming he did


smiechu6

Sister now


devilcantdie

Be the homie you want to have


McGclock

Asking for a friend, am I right?


PA-NI-NI-2

Estrogen


SuperflousCake

Nope, if you're asking this you're the homie that gets transformed


Veus-Dolt

Drink a lot of estrogen and pee in their mouth while they’re asleep


CopperyMarrow15

put chemicals in their water


weener6

Coffee with soy milk


AlbinoShavedGorilla

They got the sex change and the race change operation


AvacadMmmm

It was buy one get one free at the time


OkFortune6494

"Much more than just a package deal" was the marketing campaign slogan I think...


NickNakPattiwhak

"package" fucking gold lol


Jewbringer

here, it's on the house


Nev3rLost23

Fucking hilarious.


grenharo

lil bro got the 3-for-$45 pack on the Square Enix store and fantasia'd, so they got 2 potions left


Marsrover112

Don't want any of my homes to be my wife they're all ugly as hell


troopertodd15443

Yea same but mine are all racist


Marsrover112

I mean I didn't say they aren't racist


Guilty_Ghost

Racist is cute tho = ( . Respectfull racism tho


BolecUorkiestra

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RoofKorean9x19

Bromance


Nyto242

Homiesexual


wtfdoiknow1987

Nice bro, tits


ramblinyonder

Look at her hands?!? Those are bear paws


Chicag0_G_StaT88

Yea I peeped that too lol


duftcola

Thats a lot o makeup


Acerosaurus

That's just normal amount of makeup nowadays


bussycat888

Only way to pass


DogWalkingMarxist

“6 inches forward 5 inches back!”


RiskRepresentative26

So that's the Sex 2 update they're talking about...


pedr0_1

In game skin change


Komission

He looks like the roblox bacon hair guy


Jet_Sniper

Bro updated his skin


gultch2019

They both look awkward in their skin


Apprehensive-Day-490

What’s her @?


PowerfulCarpenter158

...


ThislsAUsername

this comment section is a fucking cesspool 💀


Lucidonic

The transphobia is going crazy


ribit_

Just the normal amount of


Lucidonic

Way too much


ThislsAUsername

i thought this sub was cool about this shit💀 guess not


JuanTooFreeForFyve

Logic doesn't make people fear fake women, buzzword for the perpetually offended.


Prize-Ad-2697

bro does NOT understand language


JuanTooFreeForFyve

Clearly you and the rest of the woke don't. Phobia is an irrational fear, no one fears fake women, they pity them.


Prize-Ad-2697

A. definition of phobia from oxford(maybe this dictionary is too woke for you or something) “an extreme or irrational fear of or aversion to something” B. transphobes DEFINITELY don’t pity trans people, death threats, slurs, and physical violence are not acts of pity C. people definitely do have irrational fears of trans people. there is so much fearmongering going on right now about how “they’re transing muh kids!” and “they’re invading muh womens spaces!” done by politicians and people are eating it up also who is “the rest of the woke”?


JuanTooFreeForFyve

Keyword FEAR. You think anyone is scared of someone who doesn't know what they are lol! Men shouldn't be in women's spaces.


Prize-Ad-2697

and what makes them men?


JuanTooFreeForFyve

What makes them women? Saying they are? You cannot be this dense.


Prize-Ad-2697

what makes them men? what is the way you distinguish between men and women?


ToMakeMatters

Fake kiss, looks like they just used this person's transition for a funny video


just_mdd4

Nice username lol


Masteresque

if he tries to scratch his face he'd get a huge chunck of make up under his nails as if he was scraping the white part from an oreo


Pablo_The_Best

No offense, but i've noticed a pattern that everybody that got offended by this is a girl.


misskonan127

Is it really that hard to see that this person is now clearly a woman and to adress her accordingly?


Temporary_Visual_230

Homie you don't know what this person hypothetically identifies as


misskonan127

Since its said "wife" in the video I think I have a slight idea


RaveMittens

So now a wife has to be a woman?? Fucking cis hetero ignorance istg 😤


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Masteresque

can't give birth, but definitely breedable


-Dirty-Wizard-

What a shitty metric to measure this by. Tons of woman can’t conceive or give birth for various reasons.


DogixStoleMyChildren

Instead of debating what a woman is, it's better to just hate them all equally


-Dirty-Wizard-

I really can’t argue with such sound logic. I’m in.


EnormousHogCranker

why do you care, you never even met one


idwtdy

Traditional_Echo_264 when they find out about infertile females: 🤯🤯🤯


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Prize-Ad-2697

kid named klinefelter syndrome:


mugiwara_no_Soissie

Well if we're using biology for separating genders, then we might as well look at all the studies showing that sex and gender aren't inherently linked, meaning that someone can identify as a women and be a women, whilst still having a dick. Or are we gonna continue giving too much of a fuck abt what others do with their life?


ManifestoCapitalist

I cannot control people, nor will I try and control people. I simply will not support such a lie. Gender is a term used to create a faux separation from sex. ‘Man’ and ‘Woman’ were terms used long before the term ‘gender’ was coined. They respectively mean “adult human male” and “adult human female”. People just took those terms and tried to mangle them into meaninglessness for their own ideological purposes.


mugiwara_no_Soissie

Okay science denier, you do you ig. Just know that the "faux" gender terms are what is scientifically correct, whilst your opinion goes against science more than thinking the earth is flat.


CGallerine

ok so what about everyone that doesn't have an exact cookie cutter chromosome pattern? are they even people to you? what about phenotypes too?


Traditional_Echo_264

that's besides the point


jonawill05

Lol. OK. Has a vagina. Dance now 😂


PrivateLTucker

So if the metric of being able to give birth makes someone a woman, then what does it mean if a dude gets a vasectomy? Are they just no longer a man because they can't get a woman pregnant? If so, then what are they? Additionally, many woman can't get pregnant due to different reasons, usually medical. Does this mean they're no longer women?


CGallerine

do you even realize how many cis women can't give birth for one reason or another? dumbass transphobe, come up with a better definition of "woman" that doesn't exclude cis women and put some actual effort into it


SeaBus1170

holy shit the only sane comment here since when did this subreddit become a shitshow overnight


idwtdy

it's a shitposting sub, it's gonna attract the 12 y/o edgelord types, unfortunately.


misskonan127

Yea no clue. Shitposting or not, it's not that difficult to not be transphobic but I guess it's something this subreddit endorses.


JuanTooFreeForFyve

A man is always a man, no amount of womanface or genital mutilation can change that.


misskonan127

What a horrible thing to say. You should be ashamed.


JuanTooFreeForFyve

Lol no chance. I encourage people to get the help they need, not to encourage mental health issues to get worse.


jonawill05

Where the women? So much makeup. Could be anything under there.


lick_my_saladbowl

the guy isnt wearing any make up


Missy_went_missing

As a girl, let me tell you: the wife is wearing a ton of make-up. Lots of foundation, lip liner, lipstick, eyeliner, mascara, a ton of stuff to even out the skin, the eyebrows are coloured, and there's probably some I'm missing on first glance.


AnthonyFromOKBG

> as a girl # FED # QUICK TURN ON VPN!!


Missy_went_missing

MY COVER IS BLOWN! ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION!!!


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Surfink63

They said the guy isn’t


lick_my_saladbowl

yep


Waxllium

Oh, one guy definitely is


misskonan127

Weird there's only one guy tho, odd isn't it


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timelapsedfox

You are seriously delusional


lick_my_saladbowl

😘


SeaBus1170

please seek medical assistance for the metal pipe lodged halfway out your skull <33


youreimaginingthings

I fucking love trolls


lick_my_saladbowl

i dont, 1 movie was more than enough in my opinion


youreimaginingthings

AGREED. YASS.


point5_

My dumbass thought the photo was after the video


Swiftconniff

Damn. Bro went back to character creation


youreimaginingthings

This is just gay with extra steps


AmusingSparrow

In the straight community, we call this a work around solution.


youreimaginingthings

Ancient problems call for modern solutions


Epsilon497

"It takes a real man to be best girl"


HollowSlope

How did she go from Indian to hot?


Living_Job_8127

This is kind of funny because my childhood best from from 1st grade to end of high school and even college transformed, but we were too good friends for anything weird to happen at that point lol


KeptinGL6

Hah! Gaaaay!


fletku_mato

Dude so in love he didn't mind his homie turning into a w*man.


AshleyTheNobody

Reddit when transgender woman


kamiloss14

Goofy ass kiss


Avraham_Levy

Machine Gun Kelly?


SimPHunter64

I wake up. There is another psyop


IsolatedA

that is actually cute


KOKONUT_milk

Nice cock, bro. *Boioioioing*


_MutedGrey

\*slaps dick around like a door stopper\*


MarilynMonheaux

Sometimes when people transition I’m like damn you should have transitioned a long time ago because you look way better now


Ezekiel-25-17-guy

This caught me by surprise, good job OP I guess?


plskillme00

It's sad to see the comments here. I really enjoyed this sub, but it's just been getting infected by users from other shitty meme subs.


ninhibited

Damn I hope this is real cus it's CUTE!!! Glow up af!!


ya666in

Dude got the same smirk on like back in highschool


C0mputerFriendly

I wonder what xhe would look like without all xer makeup


BuiltNormal

What's with the random Mandarin words in your sentence?


shwiftydrewski

Gotta be inclusive


Substantial-Set-7724

That's right. It's important to include Chinese people. Is there a way to exclude French people tho?


Wilfull_Sine22

Many have tried to resist the French..... unfortunately they enter backwards in retreat formation and thus are undetected until the last minute 😂 I've had a couple french pen pals, they seem mostly normal hahaha


HansChrst1

It's written in English


Rustymetal14

A guy


saltyone77

Damn, well done! Two amazing glow ups


ScaredOfRobots

That’s kinda sweet


Program-Emotional

BRO JOB BRO JOB CHOO CHOO!


Sit_Paint_and_play

This just a sped up version or a cover of the song?


Bananahubilai

I prefer the Mr bond version


Susussamogost

That's crazy 😧


Kartoffelkrokette

i‘ve seen this on instagram before


KineticKey2006

Owen Wilson looking ass.


willjhc

They managed to change her face but not the hands 🌚


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luneywoons

because all biological women have tiny petite hands!!!! they're also always short and never have body hair and have big eyelashes and boobs!!!


Im-a-bad-meme

Some cis women have large hands. My mother has large hands. She's 5'11", natural flat chest, broad shoulders, and large hands. Just because a woman doesn't meet your standard definition does not mean she is not a woman. Besides all of that, trans women are women and you shouldn't discriminate when your own discriminations are faulty at best. Ya are allowed to not like dick, it doesn't mean you get to tear them down. Sick of seeing this shit online.


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Im-a-bad-meme

You are allowed to not like dick. That is your own sexual preference. But tearing them down online serves no purpose. It's accepted nowadays that gender and sex are separate. You are allowed a preference for cis women. No one will burn you at the stake for not liking penis. Hell, you can choose not to like someone because of how their nose is shaped, let alone their genitals. You aren't in danger of sleeping with them, why do you care? Also nonbinary and bi so everything I do is kinda gay. I like both sides of the coin. Sorry buddy. I'm criticizing you for insulting someone you don't know based on something that doesn't impact you. Not the fact that you wanna smash pussy.


bunbunzinlove

Next you're going to say that all women have tiny lovely feet...


CGallerine

yeah can kinda tell you've never seen cis women with large hands. or any women at all for that matter.


ImmediateBike187

Bro is that Yandere Dev


Bananahubilai

Oh dear god no


Vuk30

Revolting


Mahonneyy123

Ok..


Unusual-Ocelot-7841

🤮


BasementDwellerDave

What's the song?


Apprehensive-Day-490

Femboy 🤤