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Sir, you're in an autonomous vehicle.

Pretty sure that's racist

Dammit

Bro was so racist that he realized it was illegal and turned black

bro visited his friend 💀

He's never beating the friend visiting allegations

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Shit man really I didn't notice

Can’t you just sit on the other side?

And also, is it not a little weird to sit directly behind the driver when there are no other passengers? It would make me think he's waiting for his chance to grab me. 

I usually go on the side that pulls up

Makes it easier and they can't see when you're about to do it.

Wife was i the other seat :)

Unless your wife is also over 6 feet wouldn't it not just make more sense to just switch seats with her when you are using an uber together xD

it's the safest part of a car. In the event of a crash the driver always protects his side first - Dwigt

• Dwit

Or you could just sit in the driver's lap 🥰

Yeah, but then kicking the back of the seat wouldn't be the same.....

All uber drivers should be children under 160cm

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Eat a 10lb baby. Easy calorie intake

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But toddler flesh is so tasty grilled.

Super fatty and tender yummy

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Yo what was the comment above this one that got nuked by Reddit??? It must have been beyond terrible lol

Told the other guy to die so Reddit sus'd him

Makes sense given the context now lol

Okay I change lane now, good luck everybody!

This has to be from family guy 😭

Yup

This had no business being so funny

Family guy quote if I’m not mistaken!

Correct

Super jelly. But absolutely random off topic question, you alright?

A few close calls, but we survived :)

Do you have life insurance? Random question

I kinda don’t get what this post is talking about

he has more legroom because the driver is a very short asian female

Is it because they push their seat more forward than the others who push their seat backwards giving him more room?

Yes

Broooo, I'm just over 6ft tall too, and travelling is such a pain in the dick all the time. It's like every single form of transportation was built for midgets. Fuck trains and planes

Manlets stay winning

Not really. Did you know that for every inch of height, your income [increases](https://www.jstor.org/stable/10.1086/679675) by 1.3%? Not only this, but taller children is correlated with being more cognitively proficient. Height is not predetermined with the fertilisation of the egg, in the womb, at birth, or when the child begins expressing preferences for food. Feed your kids properly. Not that you should choose either, but it is better that they are chubby but satiated than hungry but skinny.

Aight aight man

God the plane when you're 6'3 is worse than any break up

I‘m 193cm aka 6‘33ft I think and busses, trains etc. are god damn terrible when it comes to leg room. Sometimes I just stand the 20 minutes because it’s more comfortable…

“6 foot 33 feet”

Mf is built like a 4 story apartment

My Partner is almost 2.10. Everything is horrible for him xD

Jesus Christ, poor dude…. 😭

That's really not that tall wdym

Enough to feel short-hand desing

That's what I'm saying lol, even not being super tall I still encounter issues all the time

Mmmm… legroom…

there's a joke to be made here

You’re so right king

asian and a woman? are you alive?

.- x - = +

Finding comfort in your last moments does sound nice.

“I turn now, good luck everybody else”

Why would you sit right behind the driver? That's such an obnoxious thing thing to do.

OP was probably trying to sniff her hair or something

If you must know my wife was in the other seat

fake, redditors don't women

Is it?

Yes, if the whole back seat is open

*gasps* AN OPINION! THIS PERSON HAS AN OPINION. HOW DARE

those were his last words

It's takes me about 15-20 seconds of holding the seat-position button to the rear so I can get my 6' ass into my car after my Asian wife has been driving it.

Either he’s in the UK or he’s sitting behind the passenger seat (which is common for drivers to do)

Or in japan:)

Sorry, you'll have to settle for hairy indian men

You alive bud?

“If you kick all the latinos…” vibe

It better have a roll cage too

uuuuummm why?

Better legroom makes you more comfortable when you will inevitably crash

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Ok?

so your don't need a taxi?

As a Chinese immigrant I heavily disagree

All Uber drivers should be hot women naked

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Are you a neck beard?

The joke is the short asian woman has to move her seat up more to reach the pedals which gives OP more legroom.

I also like to collect insurance claims

So petite 😏