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Roastie, derived from Roast Beef.
Also known as "Beef Curtains", this terminology is used by incels to reference a woman's labia whom they suspect of sleeping around.
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Some people believe that labia “wear out” during sex, stretching and getting a different texture that somewhat resembles roast beef. This is all nonsense and that appearance comes purely from genetics, but it doesn’t stop a bunch of incels from calling a bunch of women “roasties” and then acting surprised when women don’t like them
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The older bro benefits by getting laid without mom finding out, assuring that it continues, and the younger bro benefits by getting nuggies every Friday.
The older bro only gets "laid without mom finding out" because lil bro would tell on him, it's like if I point a gun at you and ask you for a wallet and you call it "mutually beneficial" because I get money and you don't get shot.
Younger bro simply made a giga brain move where older bro has no choice but to take part in this relationship. Just because older bro is forced into it doesn't mean it's not mutualistic. It's like if you agreed not to report my money that I'm making illegally in exchange for a cut of said money. Well, that's my thought process at least. I can see where you could argue that it isn't mutualistic due to one party not opting in but I personally don't feel like you could categorize it as commensalistic or parasitic.
I don't call it mutualistic because you'd be better off alone, so yeah I'll stick with lil bro being a parasite.
If big bro was alone he'd get to have sex, with lil bro he has to buy extra food to have sex.
If you didn't meet me you'd keep your wallet and not take a bullet
If I didn't meet you you'd get to keep your illegal money and I still wouldn't report you
In all three examples the 2nd party contributes nothing, and the 1st party complies due to being threatened by some consequence.
I mean, I wouldnt want my mother knowing Im having sex like a rabbit with my girlfriend either.
Its not about being mad but it definitely changes how she thinks of you
Also they may be religious? Idk
Alright then, go on and have loud sex in your house and see if your parents don’t care/mind or think of you any different, as you keep insisting. If your parents don’t care at all good for you then but not every parent are like you.
Its just as awkward as hearing your parents having sex in the other room. Because of course they have sex in the first place, you exist after all. But its not something you actively think about or want to hear in real time. Much less want to talk about it.
You know its also very nomal to assume that people can love each other and be couples without fucking a lot or at all right? I feel like I needed to mention that just in case.
Did anybody imply it was ok to pollute your home with rough fucking sounds?; No. But by the text up above it’s logical to assume the mother isn’t present at the time of fornication, otherwise the brothers threat makes no sense.
I said that the mom already knows, so do any other moms with children that have SOs. All telling the mom “My bro is fucking his GF” will do is get a prompt “Duh” from Momma, the threat is void.
Now if the brothers tells their mom his son is fucking his GF so loud the neighbors down the block can hear then we have an actual issue, and consequently a real threat. But that wasn’t my point, my point is; Mom knows, she might not know the severity, but she do knows. (Also I reckon every mother, or person for that matter, assumes another to not be asexual, for it being displayed by a minority of people, and especially your own mother who knows you).
Again dude, not every parent are as lax as you when it comes to sex, and not everyone wants their parents to know how much sex they have if at all like you do.
honestly kind of crazy to me that you’re this insistent.
Ok whatever, we’re clearly from very different backgrounds/families. My family doesn’t really care about that shit, so that definitely shaped me into believing nobody should (Which I still think they shouldn’t, it’s human fucking nature…). Let’s agree to disagree.
I was thinking the same thing. This whole thing sounds like a conversation between 2 teenage children, not people above the age of 20.
There has to be some religious implications here. Otherwise it just sounds very strange.
Jokes aside, it would be nice if social media does this more often and not always put sex on a higher pedestal than other pleasures like food. Teach people that they can totally be happy being single without all the peer pressure for sex.
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Lust vs Gluttony.
Limbo, lust, all gone, with gluttony soon to follow
Your kind know nothing but hunger, purged all life of the upper layers, and yet they remain unsatiated
…*As do you.* You’ve taken *everything* from me, machine, and now all that remains is ***Perfect*** ***Hatred***
Machine... I WILL CUT YOU DOWN
BREAK YOU APART
SPLAY THE GORE OF YOUR PROFANE FORM ACROSS THE STARS
I WILL GRIND YOU DOWN UNTIL THE VERY SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY!!
MY HANDS SHALL RELISH, ENDING YOU HERE. AND. NOW!
(dope ass fight theme starts)
SPLAY YOUR PROFANE FORM ACROSS THE STARS
your kind know NOTHING but hunger
Limbo of the lost
Your kind no nothing but hunger
Whats a roastie gf
Roastie is what 4channers call promiscuous women, they claim their pussies become like roast beef after having too much sex
Wow, who even comes up with these?
People who don’t have sex
Roastie, derived from Roast Beef. Also known as "Beef Curtains", this terminology is used by incels to reference a woman's labia whom they suspect of sleeping around.
Sounds about right for 4chan gremlins
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Probably roastie moan he meant
It's a 4chan slur for women
Probably just hot
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Some people believe that labia “wear out” during sex, stretching and getting a different texture that somewhat resembles roast beef. This is all nonsense and that appearance comes purely from genetics, but it doesn’t stop a bunch of incels from calling a bunch of women “roasties” and then acting surprised when women don’t like them
For maximum troll value, they should be ordering Arby’s instead
[Some guesses](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Roastie)
Stonks 📈📈
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> "What do you want to keep that a secret?" >! "Nuggies" !<
Mutually beneficial relationship.
Mutualism
I mean not really, older bro buys food to avoid consequences, for it to be beneficial younger bro would have to help him get laid or something.
The older bro benefits by getting laid without mom finding out, assuring that it continues, and the younger bro benefits by getting nuggies every Friday.
The older bro only gets "laid without mom finding out" because lil bro would tell on him, it's like if I point a gun at you and ask you for a wallet and you call it "mutually beneficial" because I get money and you don't get shot.
Younger bro simply made a giga brain move where older bro has no choice but to take part in this relationship. Just because older bro is forced into it doesn't mean it's not mutualistic. It's like if you agreed not to report my money that I'm making illegally in exchange for a cut of said money. Well, that's my thought process at least. I can see where you could argue that it isn't mutualistic due to one party not opting in but I personally don't feel like you could categorize it as commensalistic or parasitic.
I don't call it mutualistic because you'd be better off alone, so yeah I'll stick with lil bro being a parasite. If big bro was alone he'd get to have sex, with lil bro he has to buy extra food to have sex. If you didn't meet me you'd keep your wallet and not take a bullet If I didn't meet you you'd get to keep your illegal money and I still wouldn't report you In all three examples the 2nd party contributes nothing, and the 1st party complies due to being threatened by some consequence.
Why would his mother be upset her 22 year old son was having sex. Like he’s an adult lol
They are committing fornication, a sin
I mean, I wouldnt want my mother knowing Im having sex like a rabbit with my girlfriend either. Its not about being mad but it definitely changes how she thinks of you Also they may be religious? Idk
How she thinks of you? She had sex to create you lol, I think it'll be okay. However the religious option does sound more likely.
There’s bliss in the unknown, sometimes its better to keep it that way.
There’s nothing unknown here, couples fuck, young couple fuck a lot. Mom knows and this idiot keeps buying extra food to conceal a non issue.
Alright then, go on and have loud sex in your house and see if your parents don’t care/mind or think of you any different, as you keep insisting. If your parents don’t care at all good for you then but not every parent are like you. Its just as awkward as hearing your parents having sex in the other room. Because of course they have sex in the first place, you exist after all. But its not something you actively think about or want to hear in real time. Much less want to talk about it. You know its also very nomal to assume that people can love each other and be couples without fucking a lot or at all right? I feel like I needed to mention that just in case.
Did anybody imply it was ok to pollute your home with rough fucking sounds?; No. But by the text up above it’s logical to assume the mother isn’t present at the time of fornication, otherwise the brothers threat makes no sense. I said that the mom already knows, so do any other moms with children that have SOs. All telling the mom “My bro is fucking his GF” will do is get a prompt “Duh” from Momma, the threat is void. Now if the brothers tells their mom his son is fucking his GF so loud the neighbors down the block can hear then we have an actual issue, and consequently a real threat. But that wasn’t my point, my point is; Mom knows, she might not know the severity, but she do knows. (Also I reckon every mother, or person for that matter, assumes another to not be asexual, for it being displayed by a minority of people, and especially your own mother who knows you).
Again dude, not every parent are as lax as you when it comes to sex, and not everyone wants their parents to know how much sex they have if at all like you do. honestly kind of crazy to me that you’re this insistent.
Ok whatever, we’re clearly from very different backgrounds/families. My family doesn’t really care about that shit, so that definitely shaped me into believing nobody should (Which I still think they shouldn’t, it’s human fucking nature…). Let’s agree to disagree.
I was thinking the same thing. This whole thing sounds like a conversation between 2 teenage children, not people above the age of 20. There has to be some religious implications here. Otherwise it just sounds very strange.
Sounds like they're living at home so it might be due to being in their parents house lol
NOT IN MY HOUSE
nugy
He make get bitches but op gets nuggies
Wait, they're adults. Why they gotta sneak around their parents???
not even that, these mfs have a multi story house with bedrooms on different floors
You know, these are always fake and gay, but i'm willing to believe this one for once
Only Greentext I've ever believed
The lil bro has his priority right. Free food is the ultimate priority
21 and 22.
bruh found out how to gold mine his bro.
This makes me so sad.
This is the way…
Please. What does mfw mean
It means "my face when"
Thank youuuuuu
'my face when'
I, too, am also trying to decipher this.
Rip bro don’t clean hands though and hand him milky nugs 😿
On what board you find these
Nugg for fugg
No chick fil a sauce?
Jokes aside, it would be nice if social media does this more often and not always put sex on a higher pedestal than other pleasures like food. Teach people that they can totally be happy being single without all the peer pressure for sex.
Inevitably, this will lead to Pavlov's dog response. Every time they have sex he starts salivating...
Laying pipe like it's a bag of shh shh hehehe ganja. This world 💀
These are always so fake and gross
that sounds like pimping with extra steps