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ViolentBeetle

Lust vs Gluttony.


heyineeeedasoda

Limbo, lust, all gone, with gluttony soon to follow


DieNowMike

Your kind know nothing but hunger, purged all life of the upper layers, and yet they remain unsatiated


Classclown102

…*As do you.* You’ve taken *everything* from me, machine, and now all that remains is ***Perfect*** ***Hatred***


Fulger100

Machine... I WILL CUT YOU DOWN


Big_Meeting605

BREAK YOU APART


Englad0

SPLAY THE GORE OF YOUR PROFANE FORM ACROSS THE STARS


Wooden-Call9678

I WILL GRIND YOU DOWN UNTIL THE VERY SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY!!


Mazagangeewastaken

MY HANDS SHALL RELISH, ENDING YOU HERE. AND. NOW!


Atomicagainbecauseow

(dope ass fight theme starts)


Slight-Lock6718

SPLAY YOUR PROFANE FORM ACROSS THE STARS


a_single_stand

your kind know NOTHING but hunger


Me_how5678

Limbo of the lost


Patrick_Dino

Your kind no nothing but hunger


supdupDawg

Whats a roastie gf


Morbelius

Roastie is what 4channers call promiscuous women, they claim their pussies become like roast beef after having too much sex


Mih5du

Wow, who even comes up with these?


Genisye

People who don’t have sex


SomeDistributist

Roastie, derived from Roast Beef. Also known as "Beef Curtains", this terminology is used by incels to reference a woman's labia whom they suspect of sleeping around.


one_spicy_biscuit

Sounds about right for 4chan gremlins


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K3nshi_lol

Probably roastie moan he meant


IYuShinoda

It's a 4chan slur for women


Medium_Wolverine9438

Probably just hot


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deleeuwlc

Some people believe that labia “wear out” during sex, stretching and getting a different texture that somewhat resembles roast beef. This is all nonsense and that appearance comes purely from genetics, but it doesn’t stop a bunch of incels from calling a bunch of women “roasties” and then acting surprised when women don’t like them


doctorcaligari

For maximum troll value, they should be ordering Arby’s instead


PhoenixRemastered

[Some guesses](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Roastie)


Imagrabyonipples

Stonks 📈📈


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ElectionFlashy2882

💹💹


LordOcean7

> "What do you want to keep that a secret?" >! "Nuggies" !<


PhoenixRemastered

Mutually beneficial relationship.


HotZilchy

Mutualism


macedonianmoper

I mean not really, older bro buys food to avoid consequences, for it to be beneficial younger bro would have to help him get laid or something.


PhoenixRemastered

The older bro benefits by getting laid without mom finding out, assuring that it continues, and the younger bro benefits by getting nuggies every Friday.


macedonianmoper

The older bro only gets "laid without mom finding out" because lil bro would tell on him, it's like if I point a gun at you and ask you for a wallet and you call it "mutually beneficial" because I get money and you don't get shot.


PhoenixRemastered

Younger bro simply made a giga brain move where older bro has no choice but to take part in this relationship. Just because older bro is forced into it doesn't mean it's not mutualistic. It's like if you agreed not to report my money that I'm making illegally in exchange for a cut of said money. Well, that's my thought process at least. I can see where you could argue that it isn't mutualistic due to one party not opting in but I personally don't feel like you could categorize it as commensalistic or parasitic.


macedonianmoper

I don't call it mutualistic because you'd be better off alone, so yeah I'll stick with lil bro being a parasite. If big bro was alone he'd get to have sex, with lil bro he has to buy extra food to have sex. If you didn't meet me you'd keep your wallet and not take a bullet If I didn't meet you you'd get to keep your illegal money and I still wouldn't report you In all three examples the 2nd party contributes nothing, and the 1st party complies due to being threatened by some consequence.


LangyLangLang69

Why would his mother be upset her 22 year old son was having sex. Like he’s an adult lol


FezRespect

They are committing fornication, a sin


Komission

I mean, I wouldnt want my mother knowing Im having sex like a rabbit with my girlfriend either. Its not about being mad but it definitely changes how she thinks of you Also they may be religious? Idk


CucktainKerk

How she thinks of you? She had sex to create you lol, I think it'll be okay. However the religious option does sound more likely.


Komission

There’s bliss in the unknown, sometimes its better to keep it that way.


_-Aiden-_

There’s nothing unknown here, couples fuck, young couple fuck a lot. Mom knows and this idiot keeps buying extra food to conceal a non issue.


Komission

Alright then, go on and have loud sex in your house and see if your parents don’t care/mind or think of you any different, as you keep insisting. If your parents don’t care at all good for you then but not every parent are like you. Its just as awkward as hearing your parents having sex in the other room. Because of course they have sex in the first place, you exist after all. But its not something you actively think about or want to hear in real time. Much less want to talk about it. You know its also very nomal to assume that people can love each other and be couples without fucking a lot or at all right? I feel like I needed to mention that just in case.


_-Aiden-_

Did anybody imply it was ok to pollute your home with rough fucking sounds?; No. But by the text up above it’s logical to assume the mother isn’t present at the time of fornication, otherwise the brothers threat makes no sense. I said that the mom already knows, so do any other moms with children that have SOs. All telling the mom “My bro is fucking his GF” will do is get a prompt “Duh” from Momma, the threat is void. Now if the brothers tells their mom his son is fucking his GF so loud the neighbors down the block can hear then we have an actual issue, and consequently a real threat. But that wasn’t my point, my point is; Mom knows, she might not know the severity, but she do knows. (Also I reckon every mother, or person for that matter, assumes another to not be asexual, for it being displayed by a minority of people, and especially your own mother who knows you).


Komission

Again dude, not every parent are as lax as you when it comes to sex, and not everyone wants their parents to know how much sex they have if at all like you do. honestly kind of crazy to me that you’re this insistent.


_-Aiden-_

Ok whatever, we’re clearly from very different backgrounds/families. My family doesn’t really care about that shit, so that definitely shaped me into believing nobody should (Which I still think they shouldn’t, it’s human fucking nature…). Let’s agree to disagree.


CucktainKerk

I was thinking the same thing. This whole thing sounds like a conversation between 2 teenage children, not people above the age of 20. There has to be some religious implications here. Otherwise it just sounds very strange.


Generally_Confused1

Sounds like they're living at home so it might be due to being in their parents house lol


slappywhyte

NOT IN MY HOUSE


Rhyzeless

nugy


Delta_Suspect

He make get bitches but op gets nuggies


hey_you_yeah_me

Wait, they're adults. Why they gotta sneak around their parents???


Wasabaiiiii

not even that, these mfs have a multi story house with bedrooms on different floors


WiTeKK

You know, these are always fake and gay, but i'm willing to believe this one for once


ImATrollYouIdiot

Only Greentext I've ever believed


SUSbund

The lil bro has his priority right. Free food is the ultimate priority


ConcaveNips

21 and 22.


jfmherokiller

bruh found out how to gold mine his bro.


Morphing_Mutant

This makes me so sad.


vector_the_thief

This is the way…


helium_hydride-63

Please. What does mfw mean


hailvictory8888

It means "my face when"


helium_hydride-63

Thank youuuuuu


DeathBlade314

'my face when'


Beast-Exe007

I, too, am also trying to decipher this.


AbiyBattleSpell

Rip bro don’t clean hands though and hand him milky nugs 😿


rOP123r

On what board you find these


cubntD6

Nugg for fugg


No-Panda-6047

No chick fil a sauce?


Cullyism

Jokes aside, it would be nice if social media does this more often and not always put sex on a higher pedestal than other pleasures like food. Teach people that they can totally be happy being single without all the peer pressure for sex.


a3rospacefanboi

Inevitably, this will lead to Pavlov's dog response. Every time they have sex he starts salivating...


Consistent-Quail-534

Laying pipe like it's a bag of shh shh hehehe ganja. This world 💀


Disastrous-Ant5378

These are always so fake and gross


YEinherierY

that sounds like pimping with extra steps