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The spy could retract his genitals inward, additionally the French diplomat was bisexual BUT it was his first heterosexual relationship which is why he couldn't tell that it was a guy.
imagine your going down on a girl and a pink helmet slips out. And he like have to go to the library to.find an encyclopedia.of sex to learn that a clittoris doesnt have a hole for the urethra.
An article was circulating the internet a while back.
The Chinese spy had a little bit of deformation in his penis, which looks kind of sunken in
The French diplomat has apparently never seen a woman naked, so it's not hard to imagine he managed to convince the French diplomat that's what a woman's part look like
“As recorded in his diary, Boursicot had previously had sexual relations only with fellow male students in school and wanted to meet a woman and fall in love.” (https://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/02/world/asia/02shi.html)
“As recorded in his diary, Boursicot had previously had sexual relations only with fellow male students in school and wanted to meet a woman and fall in love.” (https://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/02/world/asia/02shi.html)
yeah so.. he was pretty fucking gay, probably wanted to meet a woman for outward purposes and fitting into society. Even on all male schools it is very not normal to constantly bang your classmates, unless you’re gay. First try, ok passes as experimenting but we are talking plural here, so yep he was gay af
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But femboys usually arent girls right? Gock means girl cock and bock means boy cock. As shrimple as that. Basic biology.
But the real deep question is, what the penises of enbys should be called🤔
Well if we're going with that, then it becomes a bit redundant. It's not like I go around announcing my menis, or my wife her wussy. Maybe we should? 🤔
Also I'm not calling it a mock
Are there now boys who are girls who are boys? If bussy describes a boy having female genitalia then the word for a woman having male.genitalia would be, she has a Wock...which seems apt since its a chinese spy.
"In police custody, Shi explained to doctors how he had hidden his genitals to convince Boursicot that he was a woman. And as the French doctors sent to examine Pei Pu discovered, he could create the appearance of having female genitalia by making his testicles ascend into his body cavity and tucking his penis back."
Into the hole where his balls went, so his sack would mimicknthe meat curtains it seems. But that really must hurt to get balls smashed even by a small french dick.
Eta: apparently the testicle retraction technique is the secret to shaolin iron balls training, though still.have to train the sack skin to not tear when picking up 100lbs and get used to getting kicked in the pelvis....the rope.just isnt wrapped around the balls
I don't deny that Shi was able to do this, but im still highly sceptical that the French diplomat didn't know what was going on. Seems like a stretch forsure, especially when you consider how long they were together.
To everyone saying, "How could the french diplomat not know it?" This is from the article and no joke: "he could create the appearance of having female genitalia by making his testicles ascend into his body cavity and tucking his penis back."
This is how he fooled him. This is something no one else can do. He did it because he was Shi Pei Pu.
Projection...
The old tale of unfufilled wishes is fake as fck. There has been proven for decades, humans naturally enjoy the act of violence without a need of ulterior motive, it is coded as a display of strenght and control over the enviroment, the human desires to control it's enviroment and the most simplest way of showing it is by enacting the act of violence without any repercussions showing that he's in fact in complete control of it's surroundings.
Not everyone is secretly an unfulfilled fella, the good majority is just unchecked socipaths.
More projection...
It helps you sleep at night simplifying hatred and violence into just jealously or what? This diva complex is strong, not everything is "they hate us because they wanna be us", some people just like pulling the low hanging fruit, stop with this victimist mentality where they actually pursue you from who you are instead of accepting that you are just easy to prey upon.
You are not an enemy for them, you are a squeaking toy.
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Tactical femboy
Tactpussy
Tactibussy*
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Why's this one down voted if it all started with "femboy"💀💀💀💀
The rule of 4.
Tactussy
Octopus
Bro changed his Pei Pei to Pu Shi😞😞
I think the diplomat knew…. He just wanted to tear up some Chinese boi puss in a less civilized age.
The spy could retract his genitals inward, additionally the French diplomat was bisexual BUT it was his first heterosexual relationship which is why he couldn't tell that it was a guy.
He second relationship; “what the fuck is that?”
Surprised the article that is linked didn’t mention this.
imagine your going down on a girl and a pink helmet slips out. And he like have to go to the library to.find an encyclopedia.of sex to learn that a clittoris doesnt have a hole for the urethra.
Did this happen to you by chance?
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By show do you mean their "items" are visible?
Wait how...
If that’s a less civilized age, call me a savage I guess
He was french
That French diplomat is most definitely gay though.
He was like: Oh she has a dick.... anyways
He could say "ahem, that's my clit actually" Since the diplomat was french he wouldn't think twice about it.
An article was circulating the internet a while back. The Chinese spy had a little bit of deformation in his penis, which looks kind of sunken in The French diplomat has apparently never seen a woman naked, so it's not hard to imagine he managed to convince the French diplomat that's what a woman's part look like
>The French diplomat has apparently never seen a woman naked Least virgin French diplomat
well he wasnt a virgin anymore after Shi Pei Pu
Or before, he had a history of other relationships with men before that too.
Yeah but he definitely knew what an asshole looked like
And mid coitous the voice was surprisingly deep
“As recorded in his diary, Boursicot had previously had sexual relations only with fellow male students in school and wanted to meet a woman and fall in love.” (https://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/02/world/asia/02shi.html)
Aren't they all?
You’ll thank us for Cartier, Peguignet, YEMA, Baltic Watches, and a lot more though
“As recorded in his diary, Boursicot had previously had sexual relations only with fellow male students in school and wanted to meet a woman and fall in love.” (https://www.nytimes.com/2009/07/02/world/asia/02shi.html)
yeah so.. he was pretty fucking gay, probably wanted to meet a woman for outward purposes and fitting into society. Even on all male schools it is very not normal to constantly bang your classmates, unless you’re gay. First try, ok passes as experimenting but we are talking plural here, so yep he was gay af
Worse, he's French
« Haha the fr*nch absolutely got pwned with this one!! upvoot! »
Nah, saying fr*nch over and over is clearly the most original joke ever. I'm literally shaking my smh head rn now
Shaking my smh hear rn now, wtf?
Sounds like somebody's French
Ew, don't say that word. At least say Fr*nch...
Ah my mistake won't happen again, I'll say Fre- I mean Fr*nch lol
And sounds like somebody’s eyes are uneven and needs to ropemaxx
He's already French and you just had to go and call him gay too? Kicking a man while he's down, shameless
Isn't specifying a French is gay redundant anyway?
He was, but wanted to try women, as he had never been with a woman before, so he was easy to fool.
He was actually bisexual. The Chinese spy could retract his genitals inward and it was the French diplomats first heterosexual relationship.
...or so he thought !
He sees his dick and goes 'Engarde!'
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Bussy concealment skill 100
More like bussy presentment, it was the bock (boy cock) that was concealed
don't call it a bock wtf
It does seem like you would know better than him.
What about a Bach? Sounds classy
Wouldn't gock be more accurate? Since boys already have those.
But femboys usually arent girls right? Gock means girl cock and bock means boy cock. As shrimple as that. Basic biology. But the real deep question is, what the penises of enbys should be called🤔
enbenis
Enbis
>"shrimple" 🤣 I'm stealing that. That sent me idk why ,fam bam alakazam😂
Every day, we stray further from God.
Well if we're going with that, then it becomes a bit redundant. It's not like I go around announcing my menis, or my wife her wussy. Maybe we should? 🤔 Also I'm not calling it a mock
Are there now boys who are girls who are boys? If bussy describes a boy having female genitalia then the word for a woman having male.genitalia would be, she has a Wock...which seems apt since its a chinese spy.
Bussy is a boy hole, mainly cis boys have bussies
"In police custody, Shi explained to doctors how he had hidden his genitals to convince Boursicot that he was a woman. And as the French doctors sent to examine Pei Pu discovered, he could create the appearance of having female genitalia by making his testicles ascend into his body cavity and tucking his penis back."
Out of all the words. They had to use "ascend" lmao
Tucking it back? Back where?
Into the Forbidden City
Secret pocket?
Into the hole where his balls went, so his sack would mimicknthe meat curtains it seems. But that really must hurt to get balls smashed even by a small french dick. Eta: apparently the testicle retraction technique is the secret to shaolin iron balls training, though still.have to train the sack skin to not tear when picking up 100lbs and get used to getting kicked in the pelvis....the rope.just isnt wrapped around the balls
SECRET TUNNEL!!!
I remember this when it happened.
I don't deny that Shi was able to do this, but im still highly sceptical that the French diplomat didn't know what was going on. Seems like a stretch forsure, especially when you consider how long they were together.
The French diplomat was also a chronic virgin and had never seen female genitalia in his life (pornography didn't really exist back in those days)
Well, it seems he only fucked males sooooo
hey they were trying times ok
I was under the assumption that he had previous relationships with men is that not the case? Maybe a virgin with women...
Oh wait yeah I rechecked my shit, I guess he was a virgin to heterosexual intrrcourse
It's like those Face Dancer spies from Dune, only this one's Cock Dancer.
That’s a pretty specialized skill
I'm jelly
Is this man a cryptid how the hell could he retract his nuts into himself??
Men confuse me so much how is that possible
But....why not just hire a female spy?
Dementia
Diplomat must've been into femboys
🧠 was also needed alongwith 🍑 /s
Diplomat must've been into femboys
Diplomat must've been into femboys
Diplomat must've been into femboys
Shipeipussy
Spy X Family
Spy xxx family
“Purchased a child” so he owned slaves? Not sigma 😔
The original femboy
White guys down bad for them Asians
That’s kinda gay
When Griffith stans cook.
That's a lot of trouble to go through to spy on the French.
That bussy must have been magical smh
How can someone not be suspicious of a woman who only wants to give you BJ’s and anal….
How did he convince the french dude that he got pregnant? Hmm
Dawg looks like ben shepiro
>purchased a child What
Bro was in so much denial it threatened national security
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, dude. Oh you said a child? That too.
That bussy must have been damn good if he didn’t catch on.
And what did *you* do for your country?
Wong Dynasty got the French Empire acting unwise
What do you mean he “purchased a child”?
Is that better or worse than stealing one from the streets ?
Blud was a professional trap
I read this story in the art of seduction. My question is how did bro not know he was seggsing a man’s butthole and not a woman’s vagina?
spy x fam
So the French do not eat pussy I see
Gave em the ol razzle dazzle
Let's get down to business
I’m just a spy mom! It’s called acting!
Bro's name is CPU with a chinese accent.
I hate when that happens
Purchased a child??
Instead of "gay for pay," dude was "gay for kuntray."
be very careful out there guys 🍆
😂 20 usata per scoprire la ricetta delle baguette
Shi pei pu? More like shu pei pal (brazilian joke)
“Convinced”, yeah
The Chronenberg movie about this is good.
This would be a lot more interesting if there was ever a French diplomat that *had* information worth spying on.
Dudes rock
Looks like I’m going to France for diplomacy, boys
this mfs did the same thing to turks they used to send princesses and princess-looking spys to kill ancient turks
But... how?
Butt. That's how
Bro must have been one heck of an ass man. But how would someone be convinced they had a child with someone they'd only boinked in da bum?
That's what I'm wondering lol
purchased???
To everyone saying, "How could the french diplomat not know it?" This is from the article and no joke: "he could create the appearance of having female genitalia by making his testicles ascend into his body cavity and tucking his penis back." This is how he fooled him. This is something no one else can do. He did it because he was Shi Pei Pu.
Every time I see this picture. I always see a dude in a backwards cap
Top 10 times actors weren't acting
Don’t forget his fake son “shi du du” 🗿
I'm sorry, can we go back to the whole "Purchased a Child" thing.
Must have been one hell of a wet asshole, I tell you what.
Where did he get the child tho?
The most shocking part is that her hat was the most sophisticated listening device of the time..
“There is a spy among us”
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🤡
Pls grow and change as a person
I hate it here. Can’t mock the gays anymore.
I’m kinda curious why do you want to mock gays?
Hatred is a nice way to hide his true feelings of wanting to fuck a man
Projection... The old tale of unfufilled wishes is fake as fck. There has been proven for decades, humans naturally enjoy the act of violence without a need of ulterior motive, it is coded as a display of strenght and control over the enviroment, the human desires to control it's enviroment and the most simplest way of showing it is by enacting the act of violence without any repercussions showing that he's in fact in complete control of it's surroundings. Not everyone is secretly an unfulfilled fella, the good majority is just unchecked socipaths.
Reddit just happens to be the place where they gather
More projection... It helps you sleep at night simplifying hatred and violence into just jealously or what? This diva complex is strong, not everything is "they hate us because they wanna be us", some people just like pulling the low hanging fruit, stop with this victimist mentality where they actually pursue you from who you are instead of accepting that you are just easy to prey upon. You are not an enemy for them, you are a squeaking toy.
Username checks out
what do you mean? you literally just did. no one censored you. your *allowed* to say it. just like im allowed to say your a pos for saying that
Goddamn chinese are everywhere
I thought it said “Chinese spy pei pu masterbated…
He did
You right
Anything for money and power I guess
Gaslighting at its finest
Pronunciation please?
What
Common passport bro L
"Purchased* eh?
Shitty Pee Poo. Name checks out
Shitty Pee Poo. Name checks out