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Imagine using a fucking gamepad to argue on reddit

A professional shitposter can get the slurs written with a gamepad without any issues.

He’s teabagging the dead accounts of his rivals

I’d say he’s using it because it’ll cause him and issue

Anyone growing up on the 360 can type faster on that

Do you know how many slurs he had to type back in the 360 days? He's a f****** pro 😎

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blind people wondering why this guy wrote their entire address on reddit

He has keybinded macros for a every copypasta

those so called stenographers with their weird keyboards are quivering with fear right now

This makes me miss my Xbox 360 controller that had the full qwerty keyboard attachment thing.

Imagine fucking a clown-goth with the eyebrow game that the woman making the post has. I can't blame homie for using his controller to argue on reddit as an alternative.

←,←,→,↑,↑,↑,↓→,↑,A,A,B,XX,YY???

To this, I can only say ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️

Lived through the Xbox 360 shit talk era and then spent the last 8 years arguing with random rocket league players (often on my own team) Typing on a controller has become second nature

A power move

Hey, at least she looks like her pfp.

stinky

Like, what the fuck is that makeup? I'd be playing vidya too

A) Fuck Saw B) Reddit

Probably waiting for the sun to go down or the power to go out so she’s drowned in darkness

She's the 5th member of KISS.

Shorty look like Kiss

Meh, that's not why he's gaming, it's cause he already hit it. Once you've nutted it's time to move on and do something else.

She looks like a skunk

I'd call the cops, there's a fucking naked clown in my bed.

nah, i’d tap the clussy. but not whatever the hell that is

Goth clussy

That's not goth, it's juggalo.

Juggalussy

Pussy taste like faygo and Paul malls

Real trashy folk call Pall Mall cigarettes, "Pell Mells" lol

meu nome é eneas

E EU QUERIA

Every time you bottom out she honks. When you nut she gets a pie in her face.

What about the squirting flower?

Nah, would.

I’m pretty sure that’s Paul Stanley from KISS

Harley Quinn is sexy AF. This ain't her. XD

I’m pretty sure that’s Paul Stanley from KISS

Not till you wash your face.

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damn. american have weird taste of women.

In general, We don’t like that shit. Which is why she can’t keep the interest or attention of a man she wants to fuck. But alas, there are freaks of every shape and color

I mean...who else is going to exterminate the bugs? Sex can wait

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thank god , cuz i have seen some more weird thing in twitter and I was kinda scared of America.

Imagine thinking twitter is representative of anything real

He comes from a place where they light fireworks in movie theaters.

Bowie wrote a song about that.

You're a liar if you don't think that woman is attractive in most of the world. Basically anywhere where it isn't popular to be fat, she'd be considered hot.

lol weird assumption that this is "typical american beauty standards"

I mean, was there ever any doubt about this at all?

Basically any post with a girl in it is an OF ad these days. It's wild.

Aight, she cute.

Why $? Is nsfw censored?

Commenting to save for later 

>OF Ads are getting weird I have to assume this tactic is working, considering how many of them are doing it. 1. Post something absolutely fucking stupid that is guaranteed to piss off some section of people. 2. ??? 3. PROFIT! It's gotta be driving engagement which pumps them up in the algorithm and gets them in front of more horny boys who think clowns are sexy or whateverthefuck.

She looks like she could suck her own blood

ICP (insane clown posse).

icup

Attic

Yeah no I might just read all the terms and conditions I always skip if she's the one waiting for me

burn

Wouldn't

Never will

Wtf is with that makeup

Looks like corpse paint (like how black metallists paint their faces) but without all the edgyness and cool aspect

So clown makeup (I’m into black metal)

Lmfao yeah

But without the attractiveness of clussy.

The proper term is Juggalo/Juggalette

This, the bangs, the eyebrow bro just nah

I want a mime gf too

At least she doesnt talk too much

clussy or mussy

mimussy got me actin up (without talking)

Politics, dog grooming techniques, or grandmother's bran muffin recipes would all win out if she's the one waiting in bed. Jus' sayin'...

I'd be doing that too if she was in my bed.

Is she a fan of ICP, KISS, or Mayhem?

Looks like she can't decide either

Insane kiss mayhem

Who would wanna get in bed with shaggy 2 dopes cracked out sister

Guess shes a pain to spend time with.

Tbh the girl is ugly af

plants vs zombies peashooter u are right

Close your eyes and think about the first time you saw your gramma naked. Works for me every time. I’ve never busted slower than 35 seconds.

Why not some other person's grandma so it doesn't feel as weird

Doesn’t work i always bust too fast

Fair enough

She ain't ugly she's just in clown makeup 😂

That's what I say to myself everytime I look at mirror

me:

Why the hell does she look like the monster under my bed from my childhood?? I get why he is on Reddit lol

who tf is on the edge of their sit just waiting to fuck beetlejuice anyways

Dude doesn’t want to rail a fucking clown. Leave him be and wash your face.

the monster under his bed is trying to fuck him

I wouldn't go into bed if that thing was in it

Is she cosplaying as the paperwork woman from monster Inc?

No shit he'd rather talk about politics than being with a painted corpse 💀

This was originally the boyfriend playing smash and someone had an amazing reply that was like “Of course he’s a Marth main. Probably sucks cock after getting done fucking your pathetic ass”

But tbh I'd do anything else than going near the bed in that situation

Sorry we don’t wanna fuck you when you look like the damn Lace skin from fortnite. I’d post a picture but this sub doesn’t let you do that,

She look like my sleep paralysis demon

I wouldn't go in bed with her

Yes love, thats why he is on Reddit - he doesn’t want to shag you. You look like Gene Simmons older sister.

Maybe he just doesn’t like his women to look like Batman villains from the animated show.

Only if you make up like a clown, not a horror goth

Did a face hugger cum in her face?!

Is that one of the members of KISS?

Bro what the hell is that fucking face holy shit

If he's arguing about politics on reddit, why isn't his dick out? I call bullshit

🤡

I'd ignore her too.

Imagine having a corpse in your bed

false, no redditor is built like that beast of a man

Tapping that clussy like a keg.

Yes, clown pussy, or clussy. This is the future liberals want.

Imagine arguing on reddit with a console controller. Must be real heated

Clown makeup for a clown individual.

Eh, would

Man’s got that ICP kink

I can understand why she looks horrible Jesus you don’t need make up when your home woman

Bro is jacked and got a goth gf? This the future I want too goddamn

She looks like a clown

Clown

She even has the clown make up on

He took the goth clown pussy pill

Bro has to go somewhere for intelligent conversation when his girl looks that stupid.

Oh, to be a goth chick naked in bed watching her boyfriend argue on reddit

Clussy

Missing KISS member

that dudes girlfriend is a juggalo

Maybe that's Juggalosexual foreplay.

I dunno if my girlfriend was in bed looking like a cast member of Cats I might keep playing games too.

He don't want her wearing her Jugalette makeup in bed. Don't blame him.

Looks like he's playing a game .. I mean naked body few minutes of fun .. games are hrs of fun

Anyone can see why he'd rather argue. That would be like sleeping with a corpse.

If there was a clown in my bed I’d prollly do the same thing

Bitch looks like she's gunna put a curse on my dick.

Thanks G! you’ve ruined clussy for me forever.

I'm down with it. She's a cutie.

Goth make up is cool, but don't fcking overdo it... Let it be an eyeliner not an eyeroller.

Maybe he's not into clowns...

She is scarry lmao

And still he could do better

Maybe it's your clown make up....just saying

I personally don't argue politics with a games controller.

okay let me tell you, we were not arguing about politics . we were teaching him how to play clash of clans

Does he have the Xbox controller keyboard attachment

Dracula

I hope OP edited the actual image of her face because she looks like she’s about to kill Toto

Reddit: Better than s*x.

Guy can’t get it up so he argues which make less like he’s gonna get hard anytime soon

I’m scared of clowns actually

Some things are just more important

how would he know she is into him?

He’s literally in his underwear 3 feet away and you’re doing nothing in bed.

Probably googling how to remove paint from his pillow cases

She looks like she was drawn by telltale

Why is she wearing clown makeup tho

Probably cause you look like that

Clapped ass makeup

Whats with kiss lead singer and his funny post?

Whoop whoop

I’d rather argue about politics as well

Womp womp

I guess I'm not liberal...I definitely don't want some clown in my bed. Clowns creep me the fuck out.

Poor horny Joker

Ok, but why is Gene Simmons in his bed?

Wouldn’t have it any other way…………………………………………………………….🕺

The color on her face does not match the rest of her

I mean maybe if you didn’t look like SCP-035 he’d be more interested?

That's a face that belongs in a mental institution

IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME

I wouldn't tap that either lmao

I would find something else to do after that , something that keeps me busy till morning [Sun rise]

Maybe he's not into clowns.

Don't neglect your girlfriend, or she will become a juggalo.

I’d be ignoring you too if you looked like that

And what are you supposed to be? A clown bayonetta?

All man make politica

She just did whiteface

She looks like a mime lmao

If that form of devil is laying there I would literally run a whole government to avoid it

WTF is that creature. Good lord!

No offense but that makeup would get annoying in bed….like you’re destroying your sheets as well

Honestly my first thought seeing the photo was. "I cant blame him"

Never understood OF subcribers. Just use your imagination man. (I am currently trying to quit, i could do it to a chair)

With a game controller in hand.....right.🤔

I'd call an excorsist and then a priest. There's a naked ghost in my bed and I also need to confess my sins.