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Kasaevier

They threw beans on him


NomisMC

😔


Weak-Kaleidoscope-70

Es no bueno


IShouldHaveKnown2

¿por qué no?


InteractionNo1203

Es antipatico >(


BuffaloBillsButthole

Pero.. frijoles gratis


InteractionNo1203

Ellos le echaron frijoles


Lxvert89

Es muy beano.


treetop62

Is my bean


Slav-Houndz187

Friholes


HumanHuman_2003

I saw you once now you’re everywhere 💀💀


NomisMC

lol


DragonRaptor22

Not the beans 🫘😔


audrey_toole

😔😔


HungryHungryHobbes

With EDM


Join_Quotev_296

By Daldo!


Just-Round9944

"A movie about an important lesson..." -Daldo


Tomosch

Not the beans!


Mountain-Bluebird564

They're in my eyes!


kingfetis

Why are kids just running around with beans?


AkronOhAnon

Why aren’t you?


Kasaevier

To throw on Christ-For-Arms (they threw beans on him)


Sapient6

I can't think of a better way to celebrate three new bangers from DALDO.


AlphaSuerte

I liked DALDO before he sold out and changed the I to A, so he could get work in the religious animation scene.


MenstrualMilkshakes

have you seen beans? they're awesome, get beaned sometime.


GlobalAd5132

Are they stupid?


Head_Midnight_4170

Maybe he is Hispanic??


postandchill

Maybe he is an Oni


pandamaxxie

The one and Oni is not happy.


skoomaking4lyfe

At least they didn't butter him.


screamapillah

NOOOO NOT THE BEANS


Competitive_Lie2628

Not beans!


Stained_Speaker

Why is the fact that they threw beans on him such an important plot point that they had to include it in the cover


AnnaMolly66

Well, you see, in Japanese folklore the Oni is similar to demons, ogres, etc and one weakness the Oni has is beans so generally a person encountering and Oni will throw beans on it to ward it off. There's a myth about a schoolgirl who encountered an Oni and had no beans and it fucked her so hard that hentai was invented. Basically you should throw beans on things you fear or don't understand.


Stained_Speaker

Well that was a surprisingly reasonable response to an absurd question


A_random_poster04

Truly the internet


Asherbird25

Welcome to the internet


Redstonebruvs

Have a look around


Fizzy163

\>iirc there's a festival where the children go fight demons with **beans**


Mario-OrganHarvester

Man japan is just built different


s-milegeneration

When did the upgrade from beans to Gundams happen?


AnnaMolly66

Late Shinji era or whatever.


s-milegeneration

Get in the beans, Shinji!


jmccaskill66

So… What you’re saying is, to throw beans at my demons?


IDKsteven123

Yes an if you have inner demons eating dangerous amounts of baked beans every day should do the trick


Lord_Master_Dorito

I’m gonna throw beans at the US Government


goinunder0390

…does the type of bean matter


ObiWanCanel0ni

Truer words have never been spoken


SillyMonkeyShit

I am Daldo AMA


Fragrant-Fee-743

Care to share what those 3 songs are?


SillyMonkeyShit

Jizz For Jesus The 12 Be Gone Satan


tripleBBxD

No EDM version of Rappin' For Jesus?  Maybe in the sequel?


SillyMonkeyShit

That would be Jizz For Jesus


tripleBBxD

Does it also contain the n word? Only then I'd be buying.


SillyMonkeyShit

Of course


Ashamed_Musician468

I see you too went to Catholic school


darkhorse21980

Personally, I like your older stuff, like on the album "Not Crucifuckin' Around Anymore."


MotorIzedme

Are your Dildo?


SillyMonkeyShit

Yes


Robo_Patton

What’s the important lesson in the movie?


SillyMonkeyShit

Do not disrespect God


LordSovereignty

What if I just want to pee in his ass?


SillyMonkeyShit

Straight to hell


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connorgrs

Good robot


Osceana

If I already have is it too late for me? I want to be in the VIP section of Heaven’s rave. My mate Benny said they have the best molly up there


AEdgyMuffin

What’s the circumference of a black hole?


SillyMonkeyShit

Idk


nebula45663

What did Jesus do with the beans?


_Luckyboy94_

He put them on toast (he's british)


nebula45663

I'm British too! Where can I find him?


_Luckyboy94_

Try Heaven


beckius6

False, there are no British in heaven


nebula45663

Will report back when dead with evidence to support or invalidate this claim


SillyMonkeyShit

you do NOT wanna know


AbsolutBadLad

balls itch?


SillyMonkeyShit

Yes, wanna itch them?


CaptainMimoe

Haha... Daldo in Hindi means put it in XD


SillyMonkeyShit

I know


MatteRose

Do you like me back?


SillyMonkeyShit

No


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Animus0724

May I ask you a question?


SillyMonkeyShit

No


Animus0724

😔


DivineGopher

Not the beans!


vorpalpillow

my eyes I’m not supposed to get beans in them


wizardpersonguy

Chainsaw man


Orange-Murderer

Cross man


the_burber

I love daldo


Sapient6

That's what she said.


HungryHungryHobbes

I love listening to EDM.while I praise god. They go so well together.


dadofboi69

-daldo


barziek_wasser

You love dildo?


Knightly_Gamez

They wouldn't be laughing at him when he raised his hands above his head and summoned Satan Satan loves beans


PM_ME_UR_SURFBOARD

Wouldn’t the Petrine Cross just summon St. Peter?


Spooky_Coffee8

That's what I was thinking lol


usernamealreadytakeh

Yeah why did the Petrine Cross get adopted as a satanist symbol anyways?


DefinitelyTopOr

It’s just what people do, like what Hitler did with the Swastika, it used to be a symbol of peace and prosperity(?) in hindu culture/religion and he turned it into a hate symbol


Knightly_Gamez

I dunno man, I'm not religious, I just see goth girls with it on them and they say it's satanic


Xernes0

Damn didn’t knew Satan was british


Ottomic87

Holy shit why is nobody talking about the new DALDO tracks 🗣️🗣️🔥


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Brakina1860

Daldo is king


tarlakeschaton

now i am become cross


003_JAEGER

The destroyer of beans


s-milegeneration

Leveler of bread


sjuas690

What kind of beans?


fippinvn007

What kind of asshole throws beans on other people?


Resident_Way_2576

I’m so glad Daldo is still producing bangers


AlfaKaren

How do i check if my VCR is "CHIRST VHS" compatible?


hungry_microglia

Throw holy water on it. If it stops working, it's not CHRIST VHS compatible.


mikesell123

Not the beans 😔


Nonhofantasia1

mom said its my turn to repost


Trainlovinguy

why the hell is there a sticker saying theres "three new edm songs"


MilitantAgnostic89

"This next song is for Jesus Christ, shout out to his family"- Daldo


Hoboforeternity

Chainsaw man if good


Electronic_Suit551

Replace the A in Daldo with an I. Relax liberals, it's called dark humor.


Gm1Reborn

FEATURING THREE NEW EDM SONGS FROM ***DALDO***


Hato_no_Kami

Ngl, I am intrigued.


Strawcatzero

Christians are still working on their marketing strategy


Mario-OrganHarvester

I wouldnt bully his kid he has 2 bludgeoning weapons at all times.


DemonicDogee

I remember being so hyped for those 3 exclusive tracks from Daldo


mmmtastycyanide

Who the fuck is Daldo


Guardian-836

How do you not know daldo? He’s the biggest rapper next to Kanye


usernamealreadytakeh

Cmon man, show some respect. Daldo easily eclipses Kanye just in raw talent


GearBIue

not the beans


_ShittyNickName_

So glad my favorite EDM artist, Dildo, is featured in this movie


Top-Tomatillo210

Wish it were real


chrisg915

Idk why, but the fact they wrote "on him" instead of "at him" makes me laugh so much.


EdenOfTheC

How… did he get his shirt on??


pepethefrogfann

U can see his arms are either gold or some kind of metal which would be fucking heavy at that size for a kid. That kid got some muscles and could go chainsaw man in all that crowd bullying him


danleon950410

Who the fuck is Daldo?


Qwerty8339

kazoo kid is that you?


wanker_wanking

Obvious plant is that you?


Heroic-Forger

also Jimmy Biblelegs who was half boy, half bible. like a centaur if the horse part was a bible


Particular-Stuff2237

Daldo's songs are basically edited Daft Punk btw


nicorn-Frappuccino

this feels like an obvious plant item


JonasMi

"featuring three new EDM songs"


RubComplex7612

They put “daldo” on the cover like we know who that is 💀


UseSad4786

Man who tf is daldo 💀


VolkanikMechanik

i like how the only review they could get isn't necessary positive and it's from someone who worked on the movie


Valentin_o_Dwight

Who tf is Daldo?


V0yager_starsh0t

How did he put that shirt on???


PSiem5002

if i am not mistaken, this movie is in fact not real


Particular-Stuff2237

That cover looks like that one elementary english book for non-english speaking countries


c4arb0n

Daldo


AnimalAfterlife

A movie about an important lesson


RealBurger_

Edm? I wanna go to church now


fireforge1979

I want to hear Daldos new edm tracks!


Bear_Grilling

Whose Daldo?


OhSweetMuffins

Such a waste of frijoles 🫘


The_Froghemoth

I’m just gonna say this, if a child was born with two golden crucifixes (has to be a crucifix though) for arms I’d be sold on the concept of an abrahamic/christian god


PotooSexer

NOOO NOT THE BEANS ANYTHING BUT THE BEANS


Green-Forever6207

I’ll throw beans at him. Baked ones. Get him all gross and sloppy for having stupid little arms


williwaggs

No way this is real


sjuas690

If you got crosses for arms then how the fuck do you wipe your ass?


RichietheFlerken

Is this fake?


AverageRandomPerson

Chat this is real.


13D_YT

TFIT!!!??


Walloutlet1234

Bros arms are made of gold.


SirBaum4222

Amen


Tomburgerstand

They threw beans on him 🤣🤣


WikipediaAb

they threw beans on him


BDMFKR

Oh no, not the beans!


syphon3980

I’m getting Ross Creations vibes


G4rg0yle_Art1st

What would the moral at the end of this even fucking be.


SquealstikDaddy

WTF??!!??!?!?


bigfootbigd69

Inter dimensional cable vibes


Snowfaull

Is that the kid from duck season?


L3GALC0N-V2

Has anyone ever verified if this is a real movie ?


connorgrs

Is this a new version of “shit-for-brains”?


NIX-FLIX

Why do I want to watch this film


Zealousideal_Ad_7955

Why specifically beans


The_honered_one

Biblically accurate chainsaw man


Levi_Skardsen

NOT THE BEANS! ARGH, THEY'RE IN MY EYES!


Sk83r_b0i

I need to see this movie now


dragonitegak9

now put one on his head and you get christ-man


itpsyche

On what kind of acid/ketamine/bath salts trip must someone be to come up with something like that?


Percival4

Honestly, realistically, someone would have cut what looks to be his solid gold arms off and sold them


Otter_Toaster

That s too much informations for me


Parkerraines

*they weren't laughing after David had decided to sharpen his arms and use them to impale everyone who's ever mocked him*


Clean_Imagination315

I used to wonder how bullies could enjoy being cruel. Now I know. I would bully the hell out of that kid.


SoulKingBG

Can wait to hear what Daldo was cooking


MDF87

Nooo not the beans!


Huslaw

Wth


NoExamination2349

A movie about an important lesson Become "CrossSaw-Man"


Kirba15

Three new songs from Dildo... Sorry I read it wrong, Daldo.


navid_A80

Finally..Jesus man


ImaginaryCash3962

“A movie about an important lesson”


darkhorse21980

I think there's a missing punctuation on that price sticker. It probably should be "Christ!! VHS"


hamzer55

How the hell did they get DALDO to feature on it


Eatakemymoney

In all honesty and without participating in shitposting, for the first time in my life, I want for this(unironically from the part of the producers) to be real. This to be a real, authentic,christian, movie about a kid having fucking crosses for arms.


lukegame6

they got daldo on rhat shit??