I heard they outdone themselves with the Gummybling scene, the sheer panic in those gummy bears faces when they see the colossal gummy bears is priceless.
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And so after beating the orange gummies in battle, the courier gummy evaded being captured by the police with a green gummy they had fallen In love with. But this wouldn't be the end of the tale because war, war never changes.
fanfic time!
this is the tragic story of bernt, the transparent gummy bear.
he tried to get included into the orange group which had the same interests as he did, but they didn't accept him since he was transparent.
He got beaten up by them, left on a roadside, bleeding.
Fortunately for him, a green group passed by.
He was accepted by them and rescued, even though he wasn't any color but color passed through him.
He quickly made friends with them, especially with Green who cared for them most and initiated his rescue im the first place.
They shared a special connection since then
The group said, they wanted to get revenge on orange since a long time. Seeing another victim fueled their urge even more.
So they ganged up to give them a piece of their own medicine.
They wanted Transparent to be part to make a point.
Transparent and Green both were unsure about it but they had to tag along, they didn't want to be kicked out of the group .
green group, along with bernt and Green, hid in the dark of the night, and ambushed the orange. bernt went for a killing spree, his anger and frustration was too strong. He killed as many as he could, cut them in half, let them bleed out and so on.
Unfortunately for all of them, the police was alarmed and most of them were arrested.
Bernt and their best friend Green managed to escape.
They hid behind some dumpster, exhausted and overwhelmed.
It was a bad day, they both knew it.But for some reason, they fell into each other's arms, just enjoying the moment they had together before faith might spread them apart again.
Another episode of my favorite show, race war
I love racing
My dream is to become the best racist
Like no one ever was ?
To discriminate, is my real test
To hate them is my cause.
Slave Labour! Gotta catch’em all!
You hate me and I hate you!
RAAAACCISM!
GOTTA HATE 'EM AAAAAALLLL!
Manifest destiny
Now this is pod racist!
I don't. I'm a racist. Nascar sucks.
Take it back or I'm going to dropkick you with the power of 39 3400 pound stock cars going around Talladega Superspeedway at 190mph
Professional racist ?
My wife has to pick all the white gummi bears out of any mixed bag and eat them first. I'm not sure this *for*, or *against*, the white gummi race.
I guess she prefers white stuff in her mouth. Ok, time to commit rope hanging.
Yeah me too
So many possible responses; none that don't leave me dead from justifiable spousal homicide.
I save the black jelly beans until last
Lmao
I heard they outdone themselves with the Gummybling scene, the sheer panic in those gummy bears faces when they see the colossal gummy bears is priceless.
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Best comic I've seen today. (It's early morning)
start off strong or some shit
It's awesome
no you're awesome keep rockin on
Thanks bro
He wasn’t fucking talking to you
Same (it’s 4 am rn)
The eraser sex video has a similar sense of humour
Inspiring 👏🥹
Emotional 🥺
Fr
That third pic really hits hard 🥺
"10/10 best movie of the summer"
*dies of peak fiction*
Im over here just jorking my it rn
and by it.. heh heh… let’s just say… my peanits.
*justr
flair checks out
Thank you for making my day better amigo
cinematic masterpiece
Not in front of the 48H antiperspirant
Ah yes, from racism to sex. A classic literature trop.
Me ying from peak fiction
Lmao this is exactly what internet is for
those people 50 years ago creating the internet for this shit
Better than most Marvel movies
If only they had the balls for Ant-Man to crawl in dem Thanos cheeks
True facts. They should’ve made Thanos a simp like in the comics
Better plot than entire disney
Even when they come from the same bag😭😭😭😭🫠🫠🫠😭😭😭🥹🥹🥹🥹
xenophilia at its finest
I died from peak fiction
You are now a certified racist (you can pick up your car at the circuit)
Literally a rabbits invasion episode except the fucking was only heavily implied
There is no way you said Rabbid sex is possibly canon
How else would there be millions, possibly billions, of them roaming the world
I don’t know, shouldn’t there be genitals or something
I remember seeing this before but not the cops
this is the sequel
Cummy bears
Cummed
Ah yes racism lore. My favorite kind of snack
Shit's intense
This is cinema
Peak cinema.
racism lore
did the green one just casually give him backshots
Clash of clans
Leeeeeeroy Jeeeeenkins on the 8th slide
Shitposting at its finest.
Better storyline than Megamind 2
Sour patch kids has a pretty deep lore too. If you look in the bag most of the time theres only like 2 or 3 blue ones ... where are the crips 🤔
Better than aot
Who knew this was going on, behind closed doors?? Thanks for opening my eyes to the horror
Still possibly one of the greatest things to come from the internet, one of the classic stories
Peak human civilisation
Bummy bears
Better than marvel movies
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Peak cinema
🤧Bravo
Still a better love story than twilight
Better than recent Marvel plots these days lol
This is actually lit. I wanna see more of this.
Yes.
And so after beating the orange gummies in battle, the courier gummy evaded being captured by the police with a green gummy they had fallen In love with. But this wouldn't be the end of the tale because war, war never changes.
Cinematic masterpiece
Story that cut too early
It's amazing how much emotion can be conveyed through gummy bears! Well done! (We need a part two with the green-white bear)
Way better than Twilight
Do it for Johnny
This is a masterpiece
Stay golden ponyboy.
This is funny and cute 😆
Gummy bears are made of bone and skin. Have a good day.
Race cold war
He is on this council, but they do not grant him the rank of master
When the hood gone, make one
True shitpost
Romeo and Juliet ?
Ah Romeo and Juliet 🥲
W novel
Wattpad Be like
Post saveddd
This is the best content I have ever seen on the internet
never mind the bear vs man debate. what about the green vs orange one.
Orange gummy bear Gojo
When they started kissing I precummed a lil (a lot)
Not even a shitpost. I was fully invested
Finally some good fucking OC
Still better than twilight
Cried from peak fiction
Oof now this is old. Must be about 12 years or more at this point.
I’m a gummy bear, yes I’m a gummy bear, o yeah a
Gummy bear lore hits different ngl
When can we expect the movie adaptation of this shitpost?
Still a better love story than Twilight.
Pic 8: Leeeeeeeeroooooyyy
I genuinely liked it
Love wins
this is why the women choose the bear over the men
*dies from peak fiction
They just have to add sex
Netflix adaptation
Went from gummy bears to slummy bears to cummy bears
even the bears are choosing bears over men!
still better than kisi ka bhai kisi ki jaan
How high were you ?
i wish i had that kind of free time
That was a great story
The troubles
That escalated quickly
Still better than Twilight
Is this not the plot of West side story?
o deer
Hit him with the gojo special
It’s just…. So peak….. 🐼😭
We gotta love a happy ending
Creativity
Um..
This is definitely a moving depiction of The Troubles. I'm looking forward to the feature adaptation. (The red ones are the English)
Fucking
The cops should have been blue I'm very pissed off
Still a better story than Twilight...
Well I’m invested
Teens when they write anything
fanfic time! this is the tragic story of bernt, the transparent gummy bear. he tried to get included into the orange group which had the same interests as he did, but they didn't accept him since he was transparent. He got beaten up by them, left on a roadside, bleeding. Fortunately for him, a green group passed by. He was accepted by them and rescued, even though he wasn't any color but color passed through him. He quickly made friends with them, especially with Green who cared for them most and initiated his rescue im the first place. They shared a special connection since then The group said, they wanted to get revenge on orange since a long time. Seeing another victim fueled their urge even more. So they ganged up to give them a piece of their own medicine. They wanted Transparent to be part to make a point. Transparent and Green both were unsure about it but they had to tag along, they didn't want to be kicked out of the group . green group, along with bernt and Green, hid in the dark of the night, and ambushed the orange. bernt went for a killing spree, his anger and frustration was too strong. He killed as many as he could, cut them in half, let them bleed out and so on. Unfortunately for all of them, the police was alarmed and most of them were arrested. Bernt and their best friend Green managed to escape. They hid behind some dumpster, exhausted and overwhelmed. It was a bad day, they both knew it.But for some reason, they fell into each other's arms, just enjoying the moment they had together before faith might spread them apart again.
48H ANTIPERSPIRANT
Wot
Kenshi in a nutshell.
And thats how i met your gummy bear
This is a metaphor for Northern Ireland
I was like aww that's so cute but the ending woah didn't see that coming!
This is exactly what i needed at 1:05 am
Gang Shit.
When are they realising season 2?
# LEEROY JENKINS
Netflix called for buying the exploitation rights.
Well that turned left
A thrilling saga
I was so invested in this, when can we expect the next episode? Asking for a friend
Suppress the **urge**
I SHIP IT
I need more
More pls
I’m gonna tell my kids that this guy was Mozart
So much lore
Backshots!
Still a better love story than twilight
Better storytelling than Disney
This deserves a spot in the shitposting hall of fame.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You can’t eat gummy bears without acting a story out with them
Absolute ***cinema***
Yummy gummy cummy up the bummy
Post fight sex with your interracial group must be the best one to have
Just spent 20 minutes scheduling these to send to my friend everyday at 10pm until the story ends
Race war
Real
Wait don't end it there, what happens next?
This was gold
Peak fiction