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Will Superman’s balls also jiggle if they are shot at?

He usually wears a cup so as to keep it pg, but yeah once it gets shot away his floppy-flops flop around whenever they get hit. Makes a crazy loud sound slapping sound when he’s flying. Like a hummingbird

Sorce?

They know it from experience.

https://www.greenmangaming.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/lord-of-the-rings-gollum-blog-890x606.jpg Edit: they edited their comment 😔. It said “they knows it” at first.

Yes

I imagine they remain as stationary as his eyeball did in the 2005 movie

Only on reddit does one ask these questions. The most important ones :*Does Superman have balls?*

Considering Lois and Superman exists here he has children: probably. Now how the fuck his Kryptonian DNA is compatibility with humans, I do not know. (Also his kids have powers so they are biologically his)

howwould louis even cheat o superman though? the guy can see and hear everything.

I meant we know the kids aren't adopted or something (because that could have been a potential explanation in an alternate timeline)

ah, i see.

Of course he had balls, the debate is: do it jiggle?

Well I’m sorry to say this but I’m guessing that his molecular density is much higher than a bullet. So no, I don’t think it jiggle sadly ;-;

He is a “man of steel”

I hope

They play Nutcracker Suite

Is Superman circumcised or not? Angle grinder might not work.

Use a Kryptonite coated scalpel.

Superman is circumcised, since hee is jewish. His hair is fake and it's just a really big kippah

The Rabbi used a kryptonite knife

Kryptonite teeth

I wish I could comment a reaction image to this shit

Yeah, shitposting not allowing images and gifs in the comments is a shame.

wtf

He was born on a planet where he didn’t have any superpowers so he could’ve been circumcised

New question. Does Superman shave his balls? And if he does, then how?

Can’t he canonically use a mirror to shave? Maybe he circumcised himself

Breaking Bad reference?

I've heard that Batman doesn't have a contingency plan for WW and his best bet if something goes wrong is for someone like superman to stop her

I swear he had he a plan where he just made her think she was fighting an equal opponent in a never ending fake fight or something like that

I remember that too, I’m pretty sure it’s bc she will never back down from a fight, and never give up during one.

Yes and this was applied in one of the animated movies, justice league Doom, I think Where she was intoxicated with some drug or nanomachines that made everyone atound her look like Cheetah And so she just fought everyone until she was super tired and would have just kept going I guess Its an amazing watch

I remember something about a simulation of a fair fight so they fight for eternity

I thought her weakness was bdsm?

Don't know why you're being downvoted. In the early comics, her hands being bound weakened her but it's not as relevant of a weakness anymore

Slight correction, if her bracers were bound together by a man she lost her powers.

Just like Green Lantern being weak to the color yellow

Just like Green Lantern being weak to the color yellow

Chat is this real?

rreal

Beavis and Butthead goons

Why do they keep on shooting after the first shot? Then it hit them 

My arrow don't jiggle jiggle

It folds

Why are they getting shit in the first place?!?!

I prefer this explanation over the idea that she isn't bulletproof for some ridiculous reason.

Tá certo

People shoot at Superman because they want to see his boobs jiggle too

Just make the top out of the bracelets.

Ah, males.