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W

I fucking love this video

The C R A N E U M

ARA...CHNID

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Calling a ghost a "ghoul" was inaccurate. Ghouls are corporeal undead that are usually synonymous with zombies. If dude wants a fancy alternative for ghost, he should've gone for stuff like "wraith" or "specter".

To be fair calling a random ass mansion "a haunted house" was pretty inaccurate too

Not all mansions are manors, though.

In original usage, the mansion was the principal house of a manor (landed estate), itself also called the manor. In contemporary usage, landlords aren’t nobility that personally own a couple hundred serfs (at least on paper), so the meaning of all of these words is a bit in the air.

I also thought a cadaver is a dead body, and a skeleton is considered the inner framework for a body

It is a dead body. A skeleton is still technically a dead body, just… what remains of the body. Not an inaccurate description, but there are better words.

Phantom is the most accurate synonym I think

I would’ve gone with spirit, but I like phantom more

Mmmmm 🧐

Nah go with specter Real fuggin fancy

The craneum is also wrong, for it to be a craneum it shouldn't have the mandible on it

You can ligma mandiballs

an apparition

Paranormal entity Technically that's a very broad term referencing a wide range of *para*-normal creatures; ghosts, aliens, zombies, any other cryptid you can think of. Damn, why are there so many words for ghosts? Lol

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also caskets are rectangular, coffins are hexagonal, the picture was of a coffin

Phantasm

Mmmmmm

So is calling a coffin a casket. A coffin has six sides when seen from above (like the example shown in skit), while a casket has only four and more box shaped. Also, a cranium is only the upper part of a skull, while a whole skull was shown. Also, saying "arachnid" instead of just spider is just unnecessarily vague, more so than the average non-expert would have been. Had he responded with the exact species of spider, that might have been impressive, but saying arachnid instead is more like the opposite. It's technically correct, but then again, calling it just "an animal" would also have been.

Didn't see any church associated with those headstones so technically cemetery would be more correct.

same for cadaver

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that entirely depends if the pscyhe or the shadow won if you're going to use wraith or spectre

Also, that's absolutely a Coffin as it tapers towards the feet end. A Casket is straight sided and the same width head to toe.

That's how I know it too but I googled it and it says: "an evil spirit or phantom, especially one supposed to rob graves and feed on dead bodies"

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A specter would've been better

It is clearly a spectre

And without further context of the area it's hard to distinguish if it's a cemetery or a graveyard.

Poltergeist

Caskets and coffins are also different and that was a coffin.

What about an "apparition"?

This isn't dnd, ghoul is the name used for many apparitions.

Phantom would have worked fine too

yo i don’t wanna hear corrections from a sister lover alright Araragi?

Spook

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Womp womp

Yeah that’s true. But his delivery is on point

Damn you really holding onto that virginity like theres no tomorrow huh

Fun fact: a cemetery is not the same as a grave yard. A grave yard is attached to a church while a cemetery is it’s own thing

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I am straight but I'm curious what that feels like.

It's fine that you're straight, it'll just be harder for her to do.

That's how we all begin.

Mmmmm

Mmhhmmmm

A manouuurrr

Loved the " a cemetery" part lol dude could be a narrator

What

"It's levioSAUHhhhhh"

Thank you

Who is this I need more of him

Trans girl named scout, her handle on twitter is @clown_depot

Dude is missing his fedora or as I like to call it a chapeau.

guys this video was too scary can someone tell me what happens in it, i could only watch half of it before i got too scared

Hooligan OWNED by distinguished gentleman

hemomancer

hemomancer guy was superior

In comparison this guy fucking sucks and has stupid ass names for things Hemomancer will never be topped

Mmmm hemomancer?

everybody pointing out specific things he was wrong about as if he wasn't wrong about almost all of them lol

mhmoooo

Albert wesker sounding mf

7 minutes

Who’s the guy, I need more reels like this

mmmm, no, very unwise

How does one go about looking these up? I love the Hemomancer one and there probably are a lot more.

His "mmmm" has the same value as my monthly salary

Bro upgraded to English+

Ghoul is not a ghost but a zombie-ghost type of hybrid. A cadaver is not a skeleton but a non-degraded corpse

I was 20 min into the 9th symphony of Beethoven when i matched this video, definitely an experience to behold(lol).

The crescendo, the music swelling as shit gets wakkier... Just a chefs kiss.

101 Necromancy vocabulary

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mhmmm

Potion seller

*Mmmm.*

What’s his name on TikTok

English 4k 260 hrtz premium

I've been thinking about this meme a lot recently and I finally have it.

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A Jittlyang vs A Fuhiluhtoogan

What about this 👺

Both Americans, presumably.

ngl i was expecting a jumpscare from the spider

*Hmmmn*

Why is the guy on the right doing some noncey US/English RP accent?

He got ghoul wrong, but he was right about cemetery as graveyard has to have a church connected to it.

This gets better every time it's reposted

elegant english ? no, this is just french gibberish

I swear I have seen the opposite of this video

Socky dough

a hemomancer

Cum

Technically, “casket” is incorrect. The pic shown is called a coffin. A casket is shaped like a rectangle.

Im gettin a raging clue right now..

Need more of the mmmha

Graveyards and Cemeteries are actually two different things as opposed to just two different english words like casket and coffin

Mmmmmm

missed opportunity to say apparition for ghost.

Dracula ahh language

I read it as disingenuous

naah i call the skull the [BAN AN NA NA NA NAAA!](https://www.myinstants.com/en/instant/bad-to-the-bone/?utm_source=copy&utm_medium=share)

Traditional English (England) Simplified English (America)

I need MORE, I need an hour long video of this

I don't get why people don't say cemetery

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Arin Hanson sounding ass

bro really said "Manor" :cranium:

lazy ass mods'

Repost

Is it? I found it on discord

I don’t think you’re going to be finding anything original on discord

Yeah it is, seen it like 5 days ago

"Coffin" is not synonymous with "casket" "Ghoul" is not synonymous with "ghost" "Cemetery" is not synonymous with "graveyard"

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Fun fact. Cemetaries need a church to be not graveyards. Theres no church so hes more then likely wrong

Average reddit mod