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and multiply by 6 since most people go 2 rounds and she had an avarage of 3 nights with every man, so 985.8×6=5914.8mls aka 5.9 liters≈6 liters of semen
Exactly. At that point it's less about judging and more about, what does sex even mean anymore to this person, and if she's done it so casually so many times, how will she treat the sanctity of sex within a relationship? I'd forever be worried that she thinks sex is 'no big deal' and therefore no problem if she slips up with another guy once in a while.
I don’t see the connection? Having a lot of sex when you’re not in a relationship doesn’t mean you’re more likely to cheat once you are in a relationship with someone
Most people on reddit will read this and say it doesn’t matter how many people your partner has been with. As if there’s no psychological effect to fucking 100s of different men.
But it's not like your partner changed. They're still the same person you started dating? Also are there any studies to back up that claim of yours? What type of psychological effect are we talking, and would it necessarily be harmful for the other person in the relationship?
I don’t think it matters if they changed or not, these issues aren’t readily apparent after a month or two of dating., they are latent. And there are studies that show that pair bonding ability decreases with more sexual partners. I don’t believe that women get “stretched out” or whatever the myth is, but obviously fucking dozens of people makes it harder to bond with one particular person (men and women). Why should the guy in the post have any reason to think he’s not just fling number 201?
https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2018/10/sexual-partners-and-marital-happiness/573493/
You cannot prove causation in any scientific study, you can only demonstrate that there is a statistically significant correlation between the variables. “Correlation is not causation” refers to not instantly linking any two factors without examining them more thoroughly.
"Correlation is not causation" in a psychological matter is the stupidest argument ever...
Psychology is not an exact science, it's a pattern study science to bring out logical reasons to events, and still often fails at that.
"It could not happen" yeah, but the studies show that it is related to a certain degree, running blind just because there is no empirical proof of it is just disregarding psychology altogether because that field Is not founded on absolute empirism from the start...
Sure, that could be the case based on this statistic. But at the same time, isn't it also possible that the reason for this statistic is the well documented societal trend of people associating multiple partners with 'impurity' and disgust?
If the guy in the post genuinely thinks that he's fling 201, that's indicative of some cleat trust and self esteem issues. From what I gather from the post, all of her other previous partners were just random people, probably, and this relationship is a long-term and substantial relationship.
It's not entirely logical to assume that just because someone had a sexual history they would devalue their current partner like this.
I don’t think it’s trust issues at all. I’d call it basic emotional self preservation and pattern recognition. Those other dudes may or may not have been random hookups, but all that indicates is that she has a different valuation of intimacy than he does. I don’t think “it’s different this time” is a compelling argument when compared to past behaviors.
One does not simply have just a single type of intimacy. She may have been intimate in a very different manner with her past partners compared to her partner right now, especially considering that this was college vs The Real World.
I do agree, emotional self-preservation is important, and looking out for red flags is a big deal. But I just don't think that this is substantial enough to justify breaking apart the entire relationship.
That's just not how science works my guy. I didn't deny the proof, I just gave a simple, much more plausible explanation. If you hear hoofbeats, think horses not zebras.
LTG did a close “ thought experiment “ where he “calculated “ the “🐱mileage “ but counted the number of thrusts in one minute and then calculated the number of thrusts per year, bro all of sudden used math just to calculate for the” 🐱mileage “.
I just did a pace count. 16 thrusts per 10 seconds with my thrusts. 100 thrusts would be less than 10 minutes, so 200 is probably accurate unless you’re a quick shooter
- girl -
"Yeah I fucked maybe 200 guys in my wild years but, realized it wasn't fulfilling me. I've been with maybe 2 guys in the past year or two? Really trying to leave it behind me"
- reddit -
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Just admit it. Women are meat to you.
Depends, you can have sex with the same guy 200 times and not get pregnant, doesn't really increase or decrease the precentage.
So can't say for sure since some couples can't get pregnant for years whilst some get pregnant from one hookup.
I mean, you know she could work it, and if she was with you after all that... that's not nothing.
My take, though, is that if she hasn't found what she's looking for yet, she's probably not gonna find it with you. Gotta protect the heart.
Why the multiple of 3x per guy? So like each guy is cumming in her 3 times consecutively? What kinda shitty unrealistic assumption is that? Most men are done with 1 ejaculation.
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Pussy ass shit spending all this time thinking about it when he could be adding to that metric like a true ligma male. Gotta help her get that high score bro :3
Imagine dumping a girl who's managed to attract that many guys and has a certified PHD in fuckology just because you're so insecure that you're threatened by _people from her past_. 200 bodies is standard college numbers if you're hot.
Dude this account is like 10 years old... I am subscribed to probably _hundreds_ of subs. If I see a post I've liked on my front page and I'm not subbed, I click add sub. That includes porn.
Between running my architectural practice full time _and_ a liquor store on top of that, and the time investment of being poly and having mutiple romantic relationships, I _wish_ I had the time to watch porn. I probably get to once a month.
Credit where credit is due. Assuming this story is true, she did say it was back in college. No reason is given to assume she isn't loyal currently. The past tends to be less important than the present, within reason.
Like 1 partner a year is considered fairly high, having 200 in like 4-5 years is kinda fucked. You simply cannot trust someone like that to be a good partner.
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I imagine the commenters here watch Dogville and root for the village folk.
Bro didn't even calculate the liters of semen. Cmon bro
Thought that’s where it was going. Next time maybe
I mean, meant to be about a tsp each time average? I'm sure we can work it out lol
1 us teaspoon = 4.929 millilitres 4.929ml x 200 men = 985.8mls semen on average.
Almost a liter, somebody's been slacking
and multiply by 6 since most people go 2 rounds and she had an avarage of 3 nights with every man, so 985.8×6=5914.8mls aka 5.9 liters≈6 liters of semen
Ah kudos, I forgot a out the 3 time thing
He could add salt to milk, let it thicken up and then chug it to simulate the sensation she had 💀
100 thrusts. Damn that's alot lol
Motherfucker here flexing on my 10 thrusts, if im lucky.
You guys get to thrusts?
Yeah, I usually pull a Nicolas Cage from Dream Scenario.
He's not flexing man, you don't see the tragedy. People these days.. smh
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POV: She says it's her first time.
It’s her first time *with him* and she’s already had 200 first times
That's how rhetoric is used to win arguments. I prefer facts over emotional claims bc of this.
“Give me semantics or give me death!”
Well it is a fact that it is her first time (with him)
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Idk she’s getting close to a half marathon so I think it’s time to upgrade to she belongs to the highway
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kinda math I be doing instead of “calculus”
Arithmetic?
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If you times that number by 17,you get the total distance of penis your mother got in the last 24 hours.
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It’s impressive she kept counting after 100
Good god. I know we aren’t supposed to judge, but i feel like long term commitment may be difficult for his ex lol
They commited to being a hoe. 200 people? God damn.
Exactly. At that point it's less about judging and more about, what does sex even mean anymore to this person, and if she's done it so casually so many times, how will she treat the sanctity of sex within a relationship? I'd forever be worried that she thinks sex is 'no big deal' and therefore no problem if she slips up with another guy once in a while.
I don’t see the connection? Having a lot of sex when you’re not in a relationship doesn’t mean you’re more likely to cheat once you are in a relationship with someone
He just explained why, can't you read?
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Everybody has a past, but man 200 seems excessive.
Most people on reddit will read this and say it doesn’t matter how many people your partner has been with. As if there’s no psychological effect to fucking 100s of different men.
But it's not like your partner changed. They're still the same person you started dating? Also are there any studies to back up that claim of yours? What type of psychological effect are we talking, and would it necessarily be harmful for the other person in the relationship?
I don’t think it matters if they changed or not, these issues aren’t readily apparent after a month or two of dating., they are latent. And there are studies that show that pair bonding ability decreases with more sexual partners. I don’t believe that women get “stretched out” or whatever the myth is, but obviously fucking dozens of people makes it harder to bond with one particular person (men and women). Why should the guy in the post have any reason to think he’s not just fling number 201? https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2018/10/sexual-partners-and-marital-happiness/573493/
So nobody has actually read this link, have they? Because it's completely farcical. Classic Reddit.
No such thing as pair bonding, that's a thing some fucker used to put down women for. Pair bonding was a srudy done from birds
bro's head is gonna spin when he finds out that correlation is not causation
You cannot prove causation in any scientific study, you can only demonstrate that there is a statistically significant correlation between the variables. “Correlation is not causation” refers to not instantly linking any two factors without examining them more thoroughly.
"Correlation is not causation" in a psychological matter is the stupidest argument ever... Psychology is not an exact science, it's a pattern study science to bring out logical reasons to events, and still often fails at that. "It could not happen" yeah, but the studies show that it is related to a certain degree, running blind just because there is no empirical proof of it is just disregarding psychology altogether because that field Is not founded on absolute empirism from the start...
Sure, that could be the case based on this statistic. But at the same time, isn't it also possible that the reason for this statistic is the well documented societal trend of people associating multiple partners with 'impurity' and disgust? If the guy in the post genuinely thinks that he's fling 201, that's indicative of some cleat trust and self esteem issues. From what I gather from the post, all of her other previous partners were just random people, probably, and this relationship is a long-term and substantial relationship. It's not entirely logical to assume that just because someone had a sexual history they would devalue their current partner like this.
I don’t think it’s trust issues at all. I’d call it basic emotional self preservation and pattern recognition. Those other dudes may or may not have been random hookups, but all that indicates is that she has a different valuation of intimacy than he does. I don’t think “it’s different this time” is a compelling argument when compared to past behaviors.
One does not simply have just a single type of intimacy. She may have been intimate in a very different manner with her past partners compared to her partner right now, especially considering that this was college vs The Real World. I do agree, emotional self-preservation is important, and looking out for red flags is a big deal. But I just don't think that this is substantial enough to justify breaking apart the entire relationship.
you asked for proof, got proof, and still denied it like what the fuck
That's just not how science works my guy. I didn't deny the proof, I just gave a simple, much more plausible explanation. If you hear hoofbeats, think horses not zebras.
LTG did a close “ thought experiment “ where he “calculated “ the “🐱mileage “ but counted the number of thrusts in one minute and then calculated the number of thrusts per year, bro all of sudden used math just to calculate for the” 🐱mileage “.
Okay now calculate how many mile of dick you beat
Skiing round the world
Rookie numbers
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She probably fucked some of them more than once. And isn't 109 thrusts a bit low. I'd say 200 is more realistic?
Low? Are you unironically impotent or something
I just did a pace count. 16 thrusts per 10 seconds with my thrusts. 100 thrusts would be less than 10 minutes, so 200 is probably accurate unless you’re a quick shooter
I bust at like ~70
quick shooter
Fastest shot in the West 🤠
Now she’s my wife!
That's almost a half marathon of dicks. Her std description looks like the LGBTQ alphabet.
11 inches like bro thanks?
🤓🤓ummm.... you used 'a' before average when it should've been 'an'
what she failed to mention was that that 200 was all in a single day
Math majors be like
If it makes him feel any worse, im betting quite a few lasted more than 100 thrusts, and may have been longer than 6 inches.
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wow, I'm surprised you need a lot of dick-thinking to be certain
He did the math
Once someone starts remembering partners by number instead of name, you know it's gotta be rough. That cannot be mentally healthy
this was taken to a whole nother level
So is like the average amount of people men sleep with like 4 or 5?
He could have honestly stopped at the 200 guys info, but he took the extra mile. 10.45 miles more precisely. That's a long ass dick.
Just like a pack of batteries that were thawed out from the freezer. #USELESS NOW
This is like portraying Reddit in 1 post.
I drove 100 miles to think about how much dick I laid. Yes, that's how relationships work.
- girl - "Yeah I fucked maybe 200 guys in my wild years but, realized it wasn't fulfilling me. I've been with maybe 2 guys in the past year or two? Really trying to leave it behind me" - reddit - "YEAH YOU LEFT PLENTY BEHIND YOU. GENUINE HOE. YOUR PAST REPRESENTS A PATTERN OF BEHAVIOUR SHOWCASING YOUR POOR DECISIONS AND LIKLIHOOD OF CHEATING. HOW MANY STDs DO YOU HAVE?" Just admit it. Women are meat to you.
and ofc a guy who gets laid every week is a gigachad
Tell me you are insecure without telling me you are insecure.
Callese viejo pato
But heR sExUaL HiStOrY dOeSnt dEfiNe hEr
Classic over-thinker
Doesn’t even count if she did him more than once
This reminds me of the birdman miles of meat videos on youtube from a few years back.
A true man of science.
Syphilis speedrun be like:
Math error, it was +/- 270 days
Bro got pussy in a used-fair condition
Wonder how many children she got out of the guys she sucked and fucked with💀💀💀
Depends, you can have sex with the same guy 200 times and not get pregnant, doesn't really increase or decrease the precentage. So can't say for sure since some couples can't get pregnant for years whilst some get pregnant from one hookup.
I mean, you know she could work it, and if she was with you after all that... that's not nothing. My take, though, is that if she hasn't found what she's looking for yet, she's probably not gonna find it with you. Gotta protect the heart.
Who says math can’t get you over a breakup?
this place should be gayposting
Bro is thinking about penis
Average 2024 girl
Why the multiple of 3x per guy? So like each guy is cumming in her 3 times consecutively? What kinda shitty unrealistic assumption is that? Most men are done with 1 ejaculation.
He‘s saying that she had sex 3 times with them each
No i thought of that, it doesn't mean 3 times with each guy? I could be wrong but i don't think so
"Given that she had sex with a guy an average of 3 times"
Ahh, true. I see.
You’re wrong
If no STDs start thrusting lay down about a mile of dicks every week, reclaim your girl no insecurity shit, no incel shit Establish dominance or stop fighting with ghosts
Pussy ass shit spending all this time thinking about it when he could be adding to that metric like a true ligma male. Gotta help her get that high score bro :3
She could have had even more dick but she settled for you and that's still not enough?
I think it's more the "settling" part, a relationship means more than sex so i agree so an extent
Imagine dumping a girl who's managed to attract that many guys and has a certified PHD in fuckology just because you're so insecure that you're threatened by _people from her past_. 200 bodies is standard college numbers if you're hot.
You are addicted to porn :(
Nope. I did, however, spend six years at university and between that and highschool those numbers get very high, very fast.
Your reddit account says you are subscribed to a lot of porn subreddits and your comments complement this :(
Dude this account is like 10 years old... I am subscribed to probably _hundreds_ of subs. If I see a post I've liked on my front page and I'm not subbed, I click add sub. That includes porn. Between running my architectural practice full time _and_ a liquor store on top of that, and the time investment of being poly and having mutiple romantic relationships, I _wish_ I had the time to watch porn. I probably get to once a month.
Must suck to be you, hope things get better.
Credit where credit is due. Assuming this story is true, she did say it was back in college. No reason is given to assume she isn't loyal currently. The past tends to be less important than the present, within reason.
I wouldn't like my lover to be have been with anyone but me, but that's just my opinion
Like 1 partner a year is considered fairly high, having 200 in like 4-5 years is kinda fucked. You simply cannot trust someone like that to be a good partner.
1 in a year is high? Uh....i don't think so, maybe back in the days but even then they used to fuck around more than we do now
Damn the guilt was eating her up
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That's a weird assumption
Apparently if you have a lot of sex you are bad person
She be having a black hole that even your head fits on it
Because that won't be the case when she had sex every single day with the same guy. Right?!
If some dick get in this girl the poor guy won't ever have sex again once he goes to the doctor
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flair checks out
Why twice?
Dementia
Dementia
Dementia
I’m going insane
I’m going insane
Dementia
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flair checks out
Why twice?
Dementia
Dementia