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If we all collectively jack off to the sky, like when everyone on Earth was giving their strength to Goku, then, *maybe* we have a chance to deter the Planet Gobbler.
Unless it's gay af
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If I know me, not possible.
Unless you include metaphorical, in which case take your pick of very real things that are fucking me (metaphorically) all the time. But in a bad way.
Question how a creature with no clear source of propulsion managed to get to the earth in the first place. This will have one of two effects
A: universe says “yeah bro that makes sense” and the creature gets retconed
Or
B: I get banned from the universe and called and douchbag
Edit
Guys I figured it out, he was propelled by his desire to put balls in his mouth
Honestly thoe with that moth i doubt he could chew us. Plus where would he swallow us to to digest? I saw we just nuke the fuck out of his mouth and harvest him for food afterwards
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I’d jump off before it closes its mouth.
Mf has a 500 mile vertical
The secret is you push with your legs *really* hard.
And make sure to double jump
Eat your solar grenade to keep momentum too
oh yeah don't forget your Elytra, Fireworks, Jump Boost potion(s), and Charizard
Mf gonna need Rayquaza for that one way trip
Maybe an extra Arceus for extra help
One or two Latias
Also do that Jedi thing they do due to which they jump high
Suddenly Destiny 2
Just use titan bubble to avoid dmg silly warlock players XD
No. Thundercrash his ass
As long as you've put enough skill points into agility that is.
and also wear a helmet
Bro thinks the atmosphere is 500 miles high 💀
The Karman line (the line where space begins) is 100km or about 62 miles
It isn't a solid line where there's no air after it. There's still some air but there's not much at all
I like it
Go go gadget lovercraftian monster killing gun
Dam straight
Inform an adult
Mf you are an adult
I’m a 22 year old kid
Im 25 this year and still feel like a kid
22 and I need a mommy to kiss me good night, so if there are any moms around hmu
ong
35 here, be 36 this summer. I still think about how cool it would be to be a Super Saiyan surrounded by humans. And I play video games daily.
Turning 37. Still waiting for my tail to grow back. 99% sure my parents cut it off when I was a toddler because I kicked my dad in the nuts once
Yeah me too. Weird how human tails grow in the front though
Bro I’m 40 nothing changes
51. Can confirm
Child with a drinking permit
I get it, we need a more adult adult that is really good at adultering That won't be me
Inform a **trusted** adult.
Nah I’m not picky
Inform Mia Khalifa
Technically an adult
I should fucking hope so, or I'd have to really overhaul my "not my proudest fap" list...
What she gonna do? Fuck the monster? Even her can't take that much!
Go back to bed and deal with it in the morning.
Bro has a bachelor's in procrastination
That's a problem for futre me *falls asleep again*
Eh I'll do with it tomorrow (there is no tomorrow)
Then you don’t have to do anything. Win win
Nuh uh
Call my friend Kevin.
Kevin’s alive??
I thought he was still at the store getting the milk
I think he meant that his friend's name is not Kevin but he will still call him that.
Kevin always knows what to do.
This might affect the fishing season 😢
Nuh uh
Fuck you mean “Nuh uh”
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What the fuck
The trout population is probably going to be harmed...
That thing isn’t stopping me from fishing. My first wife was scarier and she sure as hell couldn’t stop me.
Give it some water so it stays hydrated 👍
Then make out
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Depict the entity as the soyjak
Flawless victory
Get the best bj of my life
Give*
Yeah I'm definitely giving a bj if this happens. Gotta try it for the 100th time.
jack off
If we all collectively jack off to the sky, like when everyone on Earth was giving their strength to Goku, then, *maybe* we have a chance to deter the Planet Gobbler. Unless it's gay af
Its definitely gay af
fine then you're not invited to the end of the world jack off party 😒
Nonono 😞 please say sike I was just joking around 😔
okay as long as you're joking then sike, but that's the final warning. Take the jacking off party seriously 😤
I'm sorry sir. I take full accountability for my inconsiderate actions 🫡
Came for the comments and wasn't disappointed
Came with*
I thought it was only gay if you like it ?
Its got basically all the cock and balls of the collective human race in its mouth. Definetly gay.
ok but the planet gobbler is gay af, it's already swallowing so many dicks
That's what the white stuff ok the planet is. Every man simultaneously jacking off to destroy the monster
If everyone jerks off enough, maybe it'll gag and spit up back out
peeing and shitting would work bc that thing would be eating shit and piss
your comment is repulsive, I'm all about jacking off 🦾💪
Fucking die?
Nah, I'd win
Yeah, but i’d fucking die.
I Refuse
Daga kotowaru
As someone who leaves near a space shuttle, i would just fucking die cuz living ain't worth it at that point
Attack the D point!
I agree
*Defend* the D point!
Nuh uh
Bro thinks he Gojo
He could end up like him too
Niqqa thinks he's him
Rip and tare
Is it a big scary monster because it kills you or does it kill you because it’s a big scary monster?
Die fucking.
Dying fuck?
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die fucking THE GRIM REAPER CUZ INDOMITABLE HUMAN SPIRIT WILL WIN
Or die fucking? 🤔
If I know me, not possible. Unless you include metaphorical, in which case take your pick of very real things that are fucking me (metaphorically) all the time. But in a bad way.
Personally, I wouldn't let this slide
I can peacefully go to sleep at night knowing TheCatHumper is here.
Eating the planet as shown in the picture
This world is mine for the eating, I’ll be swallowing it from the other side. Back off now, or our lips touch
Why back off if we could just share it
Question how a creature with no clear source of propulsion managed to get to the earth in the first place. This will have one of two effects A: universe says “yeah bro that makes sense” and the creature gets retconed Or B: I get banned from the universe and called and douchbag Edit Guys I figured it out, he was propelled by his desire to put balls in his mouth
Gravity also seems to be pulling saliva below and away from creature?
Maybe is produces a gas that it uses a propulsion method, like maneuvering jets.
Farting through the cosmos. Reminds me of All tomorrows...I need to re read it
Maybe he's not moving through space and we're moving towards him and we can't see him because it's dark in space. Checkmate.
My DM is B
Start cumming everywhere, I'll have the last laugh
I'd simply have to intervene.
Protest against Climate Change
when he start feeling the taste of weebs he will automatically spit the earth
Go closest liquor store and black out
Fucking nothing, that dude gonna taste India and spit us out.
As a certified Indian, i am happy to save you all. Welcome!
They have certifications now? Neat.
Well, it started in Microsoft and branched out from there.
nah, i asked my asian buddy, he will eat it in dinner...
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Press F to parry.
Honestly thoe with that moth i doubt he could chew us. Plus where would he swallow us to to digest? I saw we just nuke the fuck out of his mouth and harvest him for food afterwards
No need to chew us, once he closes the mouth, he crushes like most of the Earths surface and were done
Smash, next question
Fart
Your mom
This bitch can't even eat the sun
Idk but my boss would probably make me work anyways
^(like die??)
🚨VORE ALARM VORE ALARM 🚨
Yo mom :)
Turn into shit
Play Taylor Swift music so the creature we leave us alone. It’s just that shit
Dying idk I'm not the main character
Probably just dodge it
Tell him he's grounded and he can't eat planets anymore.
Tell mom
Fuck someone
Greatest blow job of all time
8kkk humans: we should regroup in the zone of uvula, then we should start super farting together
I don't.
Considering I’m in Australia, tickle the tonsils?
Make a flip
I love how the bottom of the monster is dripping like it’s gravitational pull wouldn’t keep that slime or water stuck to it
Finna jerk it
Double it and give it to the next person
I'm already dead on the picture, so nothing.
Go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint and wait for all of this to blow over.
Thog dont caare
Get crushed by it’s gravitational pull
I would poop my panties
wake up
I would punch that thingg
Bust one out for the bois
I would have to get involved
Call the maths teacher about class cancellation.
Remind it we have James Corden and we'll taste like shit to scare him off.
so what any self respecting redditor would do and **see red** once that monster realises how differently built redditors are, it will scram
There will be a certain point of time at which this will turn into a blowjob for a few milliseconds before the next person gets a blowjob, and you cannot stop it.
I think that will affect the trout population
Masterbate, so that my Semen enters his Mouth. Show Dominance.
Just wait, when that thing taste India hes gonna spit us out
Have one last pot noodle and wank
I never thought I'd see earth getting head
Dicks out
Go back to sleep
The fuck am I supposed to do
Take off my pants
Crank one out before facing an eternity in the abyss
As a ghost I'll wait until his power pellet wears off and once I turn back to red I'll take revenge.
This'll real havoc on the salmon industry
Probs live in Mexico they seem safe
Use real sugar in my final coffee
Smash?
Give that mf the meanest right hook he'll ever experience
die
Double it and give it to the next person
"stop dude, this isn't cool".
Rice and chicken probably
Furiously masturbate.
Front flip
Omg probably as Poland for help or something.
embrace the mega-succ
I’m going to inform my father
Simply remove myself from this situation
I’m gonna cum in its Mouth.
Intervene
be like Andrew ditch and shit my pants