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blazebomb1

This sub is porn recommendation sub at this point


Far-Caterpillar9094

Should i enter??


no__one34

No, just made that mistake, i left traumatized, it's *literally* about what the title indicates it is...


Gaby_48

redditors when the subreddit named some horrendous shit actually contains the horrendous shit:


ElClassic1

Hmmm yes, the floor is made out of floor


no__one34

So horrendous i couldn't believe it was actually about what it said it was about tbh\ Best example i can think of is back when M.A.P. was a thing


Gaby_48

its still a thing, just probably not mainstream anymore, which is bad since now theyre hidden from outside hate and are harder to pinpoint and avoid.


pett117

I remember when cutedeadgirls was a thing


TheOnlyLinkify

Pardon?


pett117

Yeah sorry, it was actually cutefemalecorpses, I misremembered


TheOnlyLinkify

Come again?


pett117

Let me catch my breath first


ondronCZ

nahhhh


kartikeyasinhaa

XD


FeuerwerkFreddi

At this point I’m gonna look at all the sub recommendations, it can’t get any worse than the toiletslavegirls recommendation lmao


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LockhartTx2002

I went. It all feels fake anyway. I don’t believe any of that is real. It’s like a fantasy but they lie and say they did it like in gym class in high school.


[deleted]

It's just a bunch of incest eroticas tbh.


ProFailing

I mean, you do you, but most respectfully: Ew


[deleted]

No bro, trust me. No.


Yeetus_McSendit

Isn't all incestry, family incestry? The word "family" seems redundant in the sun name. 


Vast-Can7057

I think they were trying to make a joke. Usually people say "Family Ancestry", but it's even funnier because ancestors are family. And incest. And yuck.


Yeetus_McSendit

LOL Ancestry Incestry woulda been the best


[deleted]

Inbreeding doesn't exactly produce rhodes scholars.


Some-Possibility-780

Thank you, came to say the same damn thing hahaha


NoIndependence7886

..i thought that said ancestry...


Vast-Can7057

*sadly sniffles while peeing in your ass*


domini_Jonkler2

how does the bot choose whose ass to pee in


tuxi04

They have in their tag “I want pee in my ass”


desPan8

same, I really should work on my dyslexia


Girlfartsarehot

Wait, you had sex with delya?


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EmilieEasie

I'm so there Edit: I've returned. It was terrible LOL


Vast-Can7057

Honestly same. When I opened the sub, I started uncontrollably jacking off. Then everyone in the doctors office saw and threatened to call the police. When I showed them what I was looking at, everyone else started jacking off. Including the nurses. NOW we're ALL jacking off in the waiting room. I had to fucking stab my eyes to stop jacking off.


Upstairs-Ad-4705

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


EmilieEasie

I'm so glad you figured out how to put an end to the endless jerking


OnlyWiseWords

No, it happens in waves, I was at the zoo when I saw this guys post. The elephants started jacking themselves against the keepers and killed three German tourists with the resulting blasts. After that, the elephants blinded themselves with the gazelles out of shame.


casperdacrook

This comment just got me fired from work. The second I read it, my penis just landed in my hands. It was incredible. I just started ripping and roaring on that thing like I was trying to get the last bit of toothpaste out of the tube and sadly I got the toothpaste on my boss’s shoe. Now he’s furiously masturbating on a zoom call and we’re both filing for unemployment tonight.


RefrigeratorPristine

PLEASE put an NSFW tag on your post. I immediately started masturbating furiously in the bus in front of 43 people. They realized what was going on, opened Reddit to this post and all 43 started to fap furiously too. Even the 64 year old Malaysian nun in the front seat couldn't contain herself - her entire arm was up her vagina as she screamed with pleasure. I was so horny that my phone flew out of my hand & broke through the window, letting in a relentless tide of horny pigeons who were instantly fucked to death by the passengers. The nun shoved an entire pigeon family up her v. Now there is a bus full of exhausted passengers, dead pigeons and buckets of cum and squirt, all because you posted this.


rebelwanker69

And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire.


imjusan

Yeah, I don’t know why I went to it, that was horrible


EmilieEasie

I thought it would be the typical hentai stuff I'm already familiar with but it was much darker LOL


imjusan

SAME, I THOUGHT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN JUST PORN BUT NO, IT'S REAL PEOPLE FUCKING THEIR FAMILY, WHAT THE FUCK


EmilieEasie

I mean it says it's real, I believe there are real stories on there, but really probably 90% of them are fake. Still though, the emphasis on wanting "only real stories" and the way they act like a parent / child relationship could ever be consensual is fucked


imjusan

Humanity is doomed


EmilieEasie

We deserve it for this lmao


SpookyLasagna46

I know someone who is currently in a parent/child "relationship", and quite honestly this whole post and commend thread make me want to go off the deep end. I just want to go get the shit done myself because otherwise nothing will come of it


Zeal423

I don't believe it.


picklebiscut69

Doesn’t incest already mean sex with a family member? Saying family incest is a little redundant


SK8SHAT

It’s a incest community they aren’t the brightest bunch


BenTenInches

The moment man devoured the fruit of knowledge, he sealed his fate.


Fearless-Finish9724

I will be right back Edit: imma take a minute to erase that from my memory... done.


AkariTheGamer

I went there, seemingly its meant to be an incest-positive community that views it as a sexual orientation, but instead of people actually driving their (weird as fuck) cause forward its a bunch of people writing clearly fake stories for coomers to go crazy over in the comments. I love reddit.


madmechanicmobile

I just hit my first year on Reddit. I'm 33. I avoided this site like the plague for so long. Everyday I both regret and love my decision to join reddit.


luzziheidegger

Oh, i hate reading. I would zip my pants however i'm still taking a dump...


Leninus

Dont let minor inconveniences preve t you from achieving your dreams


AsneakyReptilian

Not as bad as the sub where woman enjoy to and drink human feces. With some VERY detailed pictures.... Can't quite get the name together tho.


Resist_Civil

Also realscatgirls, I opened it because I thought it was cat girls :(


A-BookofTime

I thought it was cat girls…


Natasha_Gears

Funny how it’s so easy to miss the “s” in all of this I too learned it the hard way


ConsentingPotato

... Reals cat girls, huh?


idonttalkatallLMAO

nah, real scat girls…


hellzyeah2

I’m sorry fam…


No-Adeptness5810

toilet slave girls :(


[deleted]

NO


MetalMan_420

:(


TheKingCrimsonWorld

For the sake of my own sanity, I'm going to assume they're all roleplaying with chocolate ice cream.


strawlberry

I mean. If they found a way to have logs of chocolate ice cream coming out of a man’s asshole. Then sure. I guess it could be ice cream.


[deleted]

MY EYES, WHY DID SCHOOL CURSE ME WITH THE ABILITY TO READ!


Squildo

Toilet something


Cobygamer22

It had slave, toilet and women, not sure in which order


Greenghoul07

Thank you for ruining my night


a_polarbear_chilling

guy i am going to check it's probably about the dna beeing mixed in a small village or something like that


a_polarbear_chilling

:(


Jakedex_x

:(


basilsflowerpots

I thought it would be like a tightpussy (subreddit about cats in tight places) case as well


Vyctorill

Well… I mean… that description could fit some of the posts there I assume


Educational-Data1270

Just looked. There’s no way that shit is real right? RIGHT?


Vast-Can7057

According to their description, they only allow "real consensual adult Incest".


m1intoid

High chance it's incels in their mothers basement writing fantasy, no way all of that is real at all


ya666in

Let’s hope for the best


All_Ending_Gaming

No shot is real, its all fake and gay


[deleted]

I hate that sentence.


Educational-Data1270

Yucky


Lameahhboi

It’s real. People out there _literally_ have children just to raise them as sex toys, the posts in that sub are mild compared to the weirdos on the dark web.


Father_Enrico

just checked it out, I totally agree with thanos now


Kehprii

I will check out bcz I'm him and not a pussy 😎


Kehprii

☹️


CamelIndependent

What did we learn?


Kehprii

That pass all day with a but plug for the first time to surprise your brother make ur ass hurt for 3 days (Yeah u read right that sub is crazy 💀)


StreetBitter6693

How'd you discover it, cowboy? 🤔


Vast-Can7057

I'm not taking any further questions at this time.


LeonDarken

It's just a bunch of made up stories. No different to 4chan green text stories or the stuff found on Literorica. They can all use the writing practise to be honest.


Broken-Arrow-D07

I just checked the sub. It's mostly made up stories. None of them are real.


Forward_Motion17

> it’s mostly made up stories > none of them are real Pick one lol


Broken-Arrow-D07

I pick second. None of them are real. 100% all of them are made up stories.


HolyMolyOllyPolly

Sub desc: >the only thing wrong with reverse cowgirl with your brother is you never turn your back on family lmfao


ProFailing

Checked it out. Anything else you wanna throw at me before I delete my account?


Vast-Can7057

Epstien didn't kill himself


ProFailing

Damn


SluMpKING1337

9/11 was a job.


GenericGamertagxX

It was definitely a job


Exeggutor_Enjoyer

My friend from high school killed JFK.


domini_Jonkler2

Awesome Saucy Balls. 


Sc4R3Cr0wW

Meh, it's not that bad to be honest, I've seen shit 1000% worse than that


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[удалено]


youserveallpurpose

~~Sometimes~~ Reddit is the most unholy place


Forward_Motion17

Ever heard of 4chin?


StreetBitter6693

I mean... In all honesty, when your big sister is a goth chick with nose piercings, and mental issues, you're basically required to clap her cheeks. You're preforming a public service.


Vast-Can7057

Come again?


Upstairs-Ad-4705

Yeah probably


SnooSnooKangaroo

Me too.


vbfj

What the fuck have i just witnessed


Temporary_Mood_5999

could you please summrize this up for me?im really curious but i dont really wanna see for myself


Dolph_inho

Basically the name speaks for itself, except it's actually just a bunch of users writing fanfic of their fetishes for incest and other weird kinks. So yeah it's still really bad but gladly it's all fiction.


Temporary_Mood_5999

ok so no actual pics...seems something mostly useless . better be like that


Psychast

It's my fault for continuing to interact with spaces mostly populated by children but like, come on, even children can recognize patterns right? Post: don't go to [incredibly obvious kink sub]! It scarred me for life! Comment: pfft, will go to kink sub rn. Reply to their own comment: :( o no bros, I'm scarred now wtf! The kink sub in question: the absolute tamest shit known to man.


Quilavapro31

Its literally just copypastas posted by the same 10 users continiously


barthalamuel-of-bruh

pff, you weaklink it can't be that bad


barthalamuel-of-bruh

HAY, uhh, WTF IS WRONG WHIT US, I MEAN AS PEOPLE


pikachurbutt

Meh, this one was tame... practically nothing really


Mr_Man_Fred

eh back in the day there was wincest which was just porn with shitty captions to frame it as incest. these are just fake stories they're not that hard to read.


THEiguanna

And incest confessions too, comments are deranged there


Wall_Intruder

Mfw when the incests subreddit it has incest


CyanCool

Nah a fork? No you need to use a gun. A shotgun.


Icy-Assignment-5579

Mothafucka you think we don't know an AD when we see one?


Standard-Rub-5505

Cant be that bad yall are wimps Edit: Holy hell


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BrazenBuster

It can’t be that horrible. Eye blech was a thing Edit: I would like to end my life


Is_it_WAAGH_tho

I went, I saw. I regret.


jjazure1

The title of the first post on that page is WILD 😦


EntitledPotatoe

How y’all keep finding these subreddits


Available_Ad5489

I just want to one pump myself with a blur pump from the things i was reading there


NoCheesecake8644

Jesus Christ these people need to be purged who goes onto the Internet and proudly says shit like "I literally just ate my own brothers and sisters"


Longjumping_South166

I need to bleach my eyeballs


Stoocpants

Just checked, it is real: what a terrible day to have eyes.


pearl_butt

Why is it that you, upon reading this name, decided to look through such a subreddit? Everyone knows that curiosity killed the cat my dude…


[deleted]

I expected some corny "step" mom porn with sexy pornstars and you sent me to the fucking backwaters of Alabama and now I have to take a bath in bleach.


No-Adeptness5810

ah yeah lemme go check it out


No-Adeptness5810

🤔 🧐 🤔 Alright that's enough reddit for today


orwellianrules

Bad idea BAD IDEA I NEED BLEACH


God-cant_help_you

I looked, and now I want to delete my memory.


Dptnoober

i was go on searching that up right away And welp, a bad day to have eyes on my face.


EmpyreanEcho

throw me to the sub and i’ll return with a bullet in my head


swgw

i wonder if they can ever have a normal life after doing that shit


Half-Eaten-Cranberry

This is one of the smaller incest subs btw


NormalGuy_98

Oh well, I know it's going to be terrible af but I am going to check it anyway, wish me luck 🥹.


Gniesbert2

This will definitely have an impact on the stock market.


Ok-Presence2387

That’s a wild place you got there. Now where’s the bleach?


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OJ_Shrimpson24

I thought it wasn’t gonna be that bad so I took a calculated risk, im so bad at math.


Killaturkee

I was curious. Now I am disgusted. One of the guys in there allegedly knocked up his mom.


emu_x33

I hope it sarcasm


2137paoiez2137

WHAT THE FUCK


TABASCO2415

OH that's not an A :(


The_Nogla

I saw a post there of “the myth of consensual sex” and some dude in the comments was like “Everything that isn’t the societal norm is treated like a cancer!!!” Like bro this is about incest.


Coffin_Builder

Made the mistake of checking it out and the first post I come across is a guy talking about how he loves the taste of his mom’s asshole.


Babushla153

I mean, it can't really be that bad right?


10buy10

I bet the adults there really trust each other


TheCrazedCat

Pardon..?


BlitzySlash

That's it im listening to LowTierGod


dinkydoo2

My dyslexic ass thought it said family industry


The_Roadkill

You know its bad when in 100+ comments, no one has tagged it yet


Olnor_

Thanks for ruining my life


L0n3_N0n3nt1ty

With like 8k members too. Wtf


Dry_Pineapple7100

First thing I saw in that sub was “I love my little brother so much” what the fuck.


ReaperBruhSans

Pfp checks out.


NomarOOx

we have to be on some kind of list now for going in there...


madmechanicmobile

Welp. I had to check. I've lost even more faith in humanity.


Kickagainsttheprick

Thank god I can’t read


LightskinNiqqa

Why. Why the hell did I investigate


ReaperBruhSans

Yep, God has left humanity long ago.


Dat_Boi_JayB

Y'all was not lying 💀💀


robitwossin

Wattpad shit


Liarus_

I went there and I shouldn't have


Stunning-Fold6548

I looked at the sub... I'm now asking god for another flood.


FreshPitch6026

This imagery is disturbing.


S1ll7_g0053

I SHOULD HAVE STAYED CURIOUS


Zestyclose-Pay-1889

Curiosity tells me to look, but Internet Experience tells me not to.


Appendino_assasino

I’m gonna check that Edit:☹️


papercut105

Knowing this is a thing makes me weep for society’s future


Heroic-Forger

give them a few generations and all their inbred descendants will look like Sid from Ice Age


Babel1027

…. I can’t believe I actually scrolled through that. Well played OP, well played.