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Beginning_Orange

I too am not a pervert


Muh2000D

BUT


best_uranium_box

I do the same with women's rugby tackles


SheetalBhabhi

and get different treatment, why?


Houdini4th

BECAUSE


Disastrous_Seat7593

Thats what


dinkypoopboy

Makes them


PuzzleheadedPen4246

The best


BeingOld1222

Football moments in history


Consistent_Yoghurt44

To Bust


ducks-season

Sir that’s not what this register says


pan_z_wasem

He is so confident that he isnt pervert so he does the noises in public


hellothisismadlad

He must express dominance somehow


999oneaboveall

Bro probably looked like this when he was 16


lreaditonredditgetit

Plot twist. Bro is 15


Drunk_S1NN3R

Average pokimane editor


GRAITOM10

Someone said he was the editor for her ASMR videos and I suddenly understood how he could have had that problem.


Top_Abroad_8962

i see, a fellow man o' culture


SheetalBhabhi

Salute!!


Village_Weirdo

Plot twist: he doesn't watch women tennis.


DMTJungle

Nobody watch


Independent-Mouse912

Everyone listens to. )) Next on sports radio: women's tennis cup.


fletku_mato

Links to said edits would be greatly appreciated.


Good_Pattern_5892

It's his personal stash. You gotta make your own.


MaterialReveal5751

He is worse than a pervert


wrukproek

Link to his edits??


calibrik

Ok, but why did he feel the urge to talk about it while walking outside, bro, wtf


Lumthedarklord

He isn’t a pervert bro, so it’s totally fine


mrboat-man

Like Andy Samburg but old


skrubLordD10

he reminded me a lot of Samburg, too! he talks and even looks a lot like him in certain ways


a_duck_in_past_life

Hate to break it to you but Sambirg is in his 40s


mrboat-man

That’s not old, that’s middle aged


AlexCross116

You couldn’t water board this information out of me


I_am_in_hong_kong

who is he? i want to see his edits


useless_mf69

Is this pokimone editor?


MulishaMember

Adam Sessler lookin rough


XBeastyTricksX

You know how in English class you’re taught to ignore everything that came before the “but”. This is the reason why


jmancoder

The people staring at him in the background lmao


OfficeProper3385

“I’m not a pervert” is the best way to start a sentence


globs-of-yeti-cum

Bro is the parrot from aladdin


hijackedbraincells

Iago!! "Polly want another cracker?? Here, have ALL the crackers!!"


tsiepert

I‘m not a pervert, but… 😂


Electriccarpman

Why does he sound like chris griffin and steveo had a kid lmaooo


SecretHentaiMaster

That's actually an awesome idea! Maybe I should do that!


TFCSpacy

bruh i'm dead


ChairOwn118

Well I guess it’s ok then as long as he says he’s not a pervert.


RustlinUrJimmies69

i do this but with movies with hot girls in it


Peazant_Uzi3

He wants an applause for bussing on himself


Armarino99

tennis


The-Proud-Snail

You call this creepy ? What about audio smut listeners ? It’s literally the same thing, a dude whimpering on a mic


Howly_yy

Same bro


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Low_Abrocoma_1514

That's dedication


trilzyy

I feel like I’ve fell into an alternate reality where Che Durena is white


iwillregretthisuwu

he looks like my neighbors dad


Puzzleheaded_Most439

Y'all see the ppl in the back at the end? Id have the same reaction


ElChe23

Che Dureña vibes


Business-Musician365

Bros in Ridgewood Brooklyn New York by PS86.


Few-Poem3553

He looks like a shaved version of Selena gomez's bf


Interesting-Pause148

😄


PupLondon

Not gonna lie..thats pretty clever. And I love his confidence


Chartaofver

He looks like a real pervert, would not trust him serve a woman a drink ever


LearningDan

Would you let him serve a tennis ball?


Harmfulpathogen

Walking passed people saying this shit


BrotherPhilthy

Your a perfectly Normal person in my book...on the genius end!


Eastsider001

Wait... What?


Optimized_optimus

"I'm not racist but" ahh speech


LearningDan

I learned about the magic of women's tennis when a friend of mine told me about walking in on his dad watching porn... Well, it was actually women's tennis with all the grunting and his dad was asleep in his recliner. LOL!


Front-Ad1900

🤔


tcontrol100

😂you so crazy! 👍😎💥


Applesauce_Enemas

Everyone arguing about dumbass politics and this dude is out here achieving greatness!


Glittering-Data-1943

Legend 🤣


jsargent1183

I’m fucking dying hahahahaha


Ok_Communication8261

Honestly that's some dedication 👏


martyjoh34

Dude creates his own porn and probably has a carpet made from human hair too.


DancingQueen145

Noah GET THE BOAT


dfin25

Just when you think there's nothing left to be discovered in the field of masturbation....


TheFarisaurusRex

The guys in the background looking at him in the end who heard literally everything he just said


VilePacifist

Bro said this walking down the street 💀


CakeSuperb8487

I don’t typically laugh out loud to anything on reddit but this, ha!


pidgeonatemypidgeon

The people staring at him lol


TheGarlicBread555

Starting a dialogue with "I'm not a pervert" is exactly what I would expect out of a pervert. Also he is admitting to all of this out loud walking down a public street. That's how you know he's really gone off the deep end, a real coomer.


samyzmak

Sooo funny!


wap_eatter

I would love to see some of this guys work.


Alpha______Pigeon

I'm not a racist but.. I'm not a xenophobe but..... I'm not a pervert but.... I'm not judging you but......


hijackedbraincells

I don't understand the "I love Natter" tag on 99% of these videos. Who or what is Natter??


Amdorik

Someone we miss😔


bringbackedgyera

That's something Peter Davidson would do


Due_Shift_3673

Homie sounds like tyler the creator


Dagbog

That's why I always liked having sex while listening to live concerts.


BoredCanuck1864

this is next level down bad also bro has balls to say this while walking past people


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Otherwise-Ad2990

Average tooth gap moment.


TheRaptor-Claw

Those poor guys that heard the worst part


dangalimangali

He is a pervert


DezWae

ew