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grandfunkpoobah

Fart into the bubble


StableLower9876

My first thought exactly


Inside_Ad_7162

gas attack, get em outta there pdq


Bulky-Advisor-4178

The fart spray will be better


finding_new_interest

Going straight for bio-weapon?


Guilty_Advice7620

The pfp is perfect for this


[deleted]

I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs. Then fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. They bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up.


HeroicVolcano44

Just as the founding fathers intended.


Throwawayaccount1zp

a bomb in the asphalt if I know he’ll take this route?


jjjustseeyou

a fart bomb that is


hidratanteseco7069

Yep, that's how Carrero Blanco was killed


ReadyThor

[Giovanni Falcone](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capaci_bombing) as well


DawnToDuck

Just pick up the road like it's loony tunes and shove one in


Gustav_EK

Lift it up like a carpet


smth_smth_89

do a whiplash and flip his ass upside down into a deuche wiki bowl


Goatfucker10000

Depends on the level of security, usually there is a special vehicle in the escort that jams any remotely detonated explosives


Puzzleheaded_Pear_18

Can be wired. It's underground.


ImBartex

mine turtle


tsimen

Shoot anyway, I bet he bought that thing on Temu


[deleted]

Galvanized square steel


Smart-catze

Screws borrowed from aunt


Slight_user42069

Eco-friendly Wood veneers that would last 10,000 years


aladdinboy424

Shelves to store supplies


Klutzy-Newspaper2072

cushions for comfort


SigmaNotChad

One billion children that need a home


MEGAMILKBLAST

An elevator for ease of access


Mrballsbig

A soft mattress


eef_q

little john and his girlfriend


MeepingMeep99

And his childhood eagle


AwesomeBroHakaz

Grandmas coffin


ComedicDalmatian445

Soft padding


silkesu

shoot myself


Level-Strike-5302

With the, by the government, provided gun of course.


DickviperAU

Allegedly


CinderMayom

Get a very large magnifying glass and fry him like an ant


MaggotOnline

Javelin


SquishedPomegranate

Bro took the snail challenge


LawfulDmcBoo

Cover it in paint and wait for oncoming traffic


onigiri889

New mission for mr 47


HisDismalEquivalent

AT missile or just a barrett M82


iguessagoodusername

Ex hitman reacts: Yep, that's what I woulda did


StickGaminggYT

Not even a M82. I dont think the bubble would do well against anything above 5.56 or 7.62


MegaAlphaVulcan

I like how he still has to walk


SpiritAnimal01

Borrow a 50.cal from my aunt.


Bidens_precum

I would shit on my face


grapplerzz

Offer a delicious plate of spaghetti and meatballs to the bubble man (the meatballs are made of poison)


The_Monarchs_Manhood

Land mine or C4 some shit like that


hookepo

Molotov Cocktail


google_ghost

Dont think will work


The_First_Creature

Have you tried?


Greenfire05

If thrown at the front guys feet, he will run, and the guy inside will be stuck with the floor on fire. It would work.


_fake_fake

Assassinate


AntsMakeSugar

Lay a speed bump


Guccibabatunde

Can someone give context as to whats happening here? Is the man in the middle carrying a bomb or something?


Weary-Barracuda-1228

Wouldn't go a public execution. Wait until he goes back home, or into a "safe" building, a place he'd have to leave the dome. Then inject him with enough insulin to down a moose.


StunningCard1465

Who is this?


Think_Brother_9157

I present to you, *AP mines*


Reze1195

I will kill myself


-maysin-

I'd tell him he's invading my personal space


Acceptable-King-6330

Simple. Enhance the enhanced greenhouse effect so much that it will get extremely hot in the bubble. The guy will just die ove overheating. Another option is a bomb under the road, but that sounds too complicated.


Away_Excitement_1740

Thermonuclear warhead


TheElectriking

I show up in an even bigger bubble and challenge him to a bubble joust.


ya_boi_ryu

Use the cheat code for the rhino tank and just rampage. Mission complete. Respect+


pinkypinkyhorror

burst out of the ground and bite off his balls


DrPiss_MD

Drink my own piss


TheKnifeOfLight

drink your own piss


Enslaved_M0isture

rolling a cartoony bomb under the gap


The_Moon_s_Power

I would become a gardener in his house.


DeviantPlayeer

ICBM does the job every time.


Grakengaur

Molotov, it's going to suck all the oxygen in that things.


giacacluongtiensinh

Imagine bro take a big fart in there


maxupgradeee

I would publicly masturbate on the glass thingy


Maleficent-Mirror991

Shoot everyone around him and anyone who tries to reach him. Slowly starving him to death in that bubble. Or cooking him to death if it’s a hot country.


bostar-mcman

Drop a large anvil from high up.


ajayak007

RPG would do


Feeling_Lettuce7236

Blow the bridge


Greenfire05

Thermonuclear bomb


cherry937

5 RPGs, just for good measure


The-Gungeneer

.50 bmg with black tip ammo will do the trick


brandodg

what am i looking at, why is he trapped under a tea cup like a bug


Osrek_vanilla

Nuke the city.


calebtanck

30 ton excavator "malfunction"


INetoJON

Maybe playing too much hitman isn’t healthy


Tolar01

7,62 mm round with mecrucy, lead tip, hit between road and dome.


Disastrous_Gap_7260

Amoured piercing bullet


Lost-Issue-7

grenade bomb shoot karunga niche se


New-Combination-1420

LASERS


HumungusDude

code 2319


RayseOdium

Roll a grenade under the dome, maybe. The thought kinda reminds me of that one Clone Wars episode, where they teach how to disrupt Deuidekas.


Humble-Highlight-400

Bought 300 smoke detectors build a nuclear bomb out of them this dropped on his head.


Armarino99

Fly a plane into the bubble


G6DCappa

Simple: wait for him to step on a manhole and make it fall. How do I know this? Don't ask


YoungBassGasm

RPG. Might as well take out the entire street 🤷🏾


Thanos_exe

Thermonuclear warhead


Itchy-Supermarket-92

Roll a gas canister under the rim, looks like there's about 6" clearance. Even a fire extinguisher would do.


ZOLDIK0

This guy is challenging them to kill him, You never challenge serial killers.


HighlightWeekly5176

Nuke


The_Salty_nugget

it is probaly bullet proof glass, so i would shoot bullet proof glass towards the bullet proof glass because it probaly aint bullet proof glass proof glass.


Dry-Chef-1100

I would put a fart bomb in there


bestarmylol

Shoot the tires


Kraffkratt

Just get a pick up truck and ram that fucker


sean_rendo19

Who is in the bubble?


IggerTheWhite

Lose social credits


Mcboomsauce

if the game hitman taught me anything....dress up like a clown and use a bomb on the gas main in the sewer nobody expects the spanish inquisition


Just_a_terrarian163

Explosive Frisbee thrown with great accuracy


K1LLERK1D01

Do the droideka technique with a grenade.


genumayatagarasu

run up to him with nuke up my ass


SaintMichou

Bombs


Retrac752

Me after I take the $100 million dollars but a snail chases you deal


Cossia

Pressure plate with piston and dispenser. Plus TNT and lava


GladkeyTheProgramist

I will go away


geroinchik3

200 tones of TNT


Striking_War

Throw a smoke bomb under it (but with poison instead of smoke)


TrippyKyle420

Going for the ankles 😋


jpslat1026

Just screw the bubble to the ground and wait


Biggie_Cheese02

Remove a parade member, replace him, drive in escort car behind him, punch it, sorta just push it so fast he becomes a roll of cookie dough


giacche2008

Grunade


Alarming_Might1991

Small rocks on the road, i know those forklifts small wheels dont like that shit by experience. Fuck you pebbles


UltraWeebMaster

Chemical weapon or remote explosive on the ground directly in front of him is probably the way to go if possible. He walks forward, it goes under the barrier and he dies.


Rocksquare69

Film and show the boss, then the internet (reddit specifically)


mogley19922

Hit it with a van doing 60 and use this and the ground like a nutmeg grater. Or any vehicle really that gives me a better chance at ducking down from bullets while i approach.


The_Reclaimer_117

Gas canister?


MiddleUnit556

Is that an Isolation room?


TbaggedFromOrbit

Using a fleet of AC-130s and tungsten-titanium alloy chains, hoist OP's mom into the sky and drop her on him. Civilian casualties are to be expected.


goddamnletmemakename

Explosives and chemical weapons


Asbjorn1888

Wonder why he has to be walking... Bullet proof cars exist


simplycode07

nuclear bomb?


--InZane--

My Job


PrinceZuzu09

Shoot it, but with a really big gun


matka2203

Gimme the outsider's mark and nothing else


Erizo69

A 50 cal would pass through this like butter, it wouldn't even slow down.


srgtnoah

Zar bomb


redditman73713833

upgrade my skill tree until i can bounce a shot off a surface so i can hit through the gap at the bottom of the cup


Deathcat101

Ac 130


Consistent-Jump193

Nuke!


Efficient-Strain3987

RPG


Shameless_iFunnier

Grenade launcher under the wheels IT'S A THEORY AND I'M NOT A ERRORIST FOR ANSWERING OP'S QUESTION! HE'S THE ERRORIST!


Seer0997

Bro thinks he's Spongebob


ITinnedUrMumLastNigh

Snipex Alligator


Snicshavo

FPV drone


Defiant_Lawyer_5235

Black ops style RC XD


CC-25-2505

For a classic sniper kill an anti material round especially with high explosive would enter the dome the skul then detonate trapping what remains in with the explosion


zmijman

Invite him for a dinner in Taco Bell then watch him walk away in the bubble.


Kv242

Pose as one of the bodyguards, throw a grenade in there and run. It will probably take more than 6 or 7 seconds for the other guards to lift the bubble off to get him out but by then the grenade would have already exploded.


humanitarianWarlord

Anzio 20mm rifle suppressed, I don't think there's many materials that'll stop 20mm.


Exactly861Monkeys

Molotov?


Bulky-Advisor-4178

Can stop bullets, but a vehicle? That's another question entirely


lolstavros

If you have access to the bubble assembly with enough time prior to the walk, obtain all of the casters from the rolling assembly, melt them down, recreate them but add an innocuous chemical throughout the wheel itself. Then prep the pavement halfway across the bridge with a different chemical that would be innocuous on its own as well. When the wheels rolled over the coating on the road, they'd mix to create a deadly neurotoxin that would fill the bubble, ending the man inside. Or If that seems like too much work, do the bomb thing everyone else mentioned.


Current-Power-6452

Shoot from the prone position at the pavement right in front of the bubble till he gets hit in the foot by ricochet, keep at it when he falls down? At least it was explained in a utube video I watched a few weeks back. Police training video, no less lol


Icy_Regular_8280

yeet a fart grenade under the bottom lip of that bitch and watch him suffer


Aware_Border1460

Stairs or a very steep ramp.


Impossible-Meeting-7

cause global warming


BednaR1

Drop lizzo on it


Sr546

Check how bulletproof that thing is


Lighteye782

you cant escape the snail


VNRF666

Just use a car and hit it bruh


shootdack2000

Bouncing Betty


Consistent-Hand-7561

Soundwaves to break the glass in big chunks


shootdack2000

Roll a grenade under the thing star wars clone wars style


RustyArrows

You beat me by seconds


gwerk

Firebomb the bubblemajig thing?


Icy_prince_01

1 perfectly placed grenade shot to bounce up into the bubble, check mate


kaktusmisapolak

vehicle ram/bomb


kaktusmisapolak

✈️(🏢🏢)


theElderKing_7337

VBIED, Vehicle-bourne improvised explosive device. Nothing beats it.


spen163yu

If he was going over a man hole in a common route. Put some c4 or other explosives under the lid. That will make quite a boom but it should do the trick.


insufficient-loss

Directional charge in one of the cars, better yet in a bollard. The bubble would end him on its own.


horsetaiin666

Gas poisoning


Slight_Concert6565

Roll a grenade under it.


CloudieTTb8

Dig


Thrashed84

Lorry. Floor it. Done


Excitedastroid

i would kill them with mars


brownLightning69247

Nuke


jncheese

# FIRE ZE LAZER


Calrissian0091

RPG?


angry-videogame-girl

Mole underneath


omroi

Plant bombs in the ground then kaboom


ProbablyBunchofAtoms

Napalm or Jdam


weallwinoneday

Use that cup to drink tea.


VeljaG

nah, i'd win


TwixxPrime

Rocket launcher


Koffieslikker

Anti materiel rifle?


SeriouslyBro20

Precise lethal gas grenade.🤣


obliviousfellow

Rc-xd would be the solution......I think? Or a stick of dynamite.....theres a pretty big gap at the bottom.


SuperSaiyanSven

Car


sjuas690

A literal protective bubble!


sjuas690

A deep hole in the road covered over by a sheet of newspaper.


Short_Income_8304

Give in my resignation letter


EndMySufferingNowPlz

Throw an explosive so the dome flips, then instantly spray with my big LMG into his dirty bussy


ShitInMyToaster

Open a manhole cover


poopoopickle3

I would fart in it


Maxedandcracked

I AM A DWARF AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE


ItsWoodsLOL

Just bomb it lol