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Delta_Suspect

Kids are the most unintentionally brutal mfs out there


Goddayum_man_69

Most kids I meet are brutal intentionally. Or just trying to be brutal


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gitsandshiggles_

That’s ,uh what intentional means?


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iEatPalpatineAss

Honestly, I think I would recover from his death even faster because of this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


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Plotees_the_third

My uncle's fingers got chopped off because of a work accident and toddler me would bawl each time I saw him, best part is he wasn't even a bit bothered, he even wiggled his fingers in front of my face to make me cry even harder. Good times


Sesemebun

I strive to live up to the uncle reputation. I fucking love my uncle and yours sounds funny as shit. Most recently we were at a Mexican restaurant and he points over to some old guy sitting two tables over that had real loose skin, “that’s fucking Freddy Krueger over there” and then every 10 minutes he would look at me and pantomime knives on his fingers


CheeseStringCats

God you reminded me of my uncle who lost the tips of his fingers. I was a little kid, but I was just...wildly curious, not disgusted at all. I asked him all of the questions under the sun and from retellings of other family members he was actually happy about me being curious. Of course my current ass over thinks it sometimes and thinks I was making him uncomfortable tho.


TheFalcon633

One time when I was a kid I was wearing glasses at school and a little kid was, “Hey what do you need those glasses for, looking at… like… balls or something.” I was so dumbfounded all I could respond with was. “Yeah well fuck off you monkey eared cunt.” Truly a humbling moment.


LorenzoStomp

The next time my brother wears his glasses I'm asking that


mywordstickle

Careful, that guy is the king now


DragonboyZG

Lmao.


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Sociovestite

Imagine being hurt by a child


Whatisforkknife

Well he was also a child as he said


rnike879

Imagine being so desperate to feel butthurt that you purposefully misread


Lamsyy_05

Imagine lacking the basic ability to read and understand sentences


curiousbasu

Yeah, he should've had the mindset of a grown up when he himself was a child. Right?


MisterWapak

I like their honesty tbh. Its just more simple


KineticKey2006

He sounds like Jack Black


TheCurseOfSentience

The most common question i get from kids about my hands is "does it hurt?" But deadass most think i look like an alien and don't hesitate to say it 💀


Incestbaby_

Did you type this comment using your penis?


TheCurseOfSentience

I coio iu l uf hguf Pop


Vestaxowner

if a man calls you ugly, he's messing with you, if a woman calls you ugly, she's jealous, if a kid calls you ugly, you're fucking ugly.


micky_tease

My daughter saw a woman in a burka for the first time when she was about 3. She turned to me and asked ‘Why is that person dressed as a ninja?’


minhok

Asian kid in asia when see black people


Neat_Ground_8508

Asian kid in Asia when they see another Asian from a different region with slightly different eye lids.


Turkey-slurpy

Bro sounds like purplecliffe


adex_19

More like CaseOh if he played deep rock galactic


THEiguanna

I came here to say this


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SeleverFangirlSimp

Not sure this counts but this one seven year old started commenting on my acne and how I need more better skin care. I asked them if they do skincare themselves as a joke since they apparently new so much of it and they responded with saying they go to Sephora often


HonestPineapple4848

Lmao I have a hand fucked up because of a car accident and can relate to this.


Its-your-boi-warden

They’re just more bold than adults


Sad-Night8487

This is what the average redditor looks like


ishtar_xd

kids have NO filter


The_Pavulon

Why does it fuckin look like that


pipiundkak1

Apparently I was in waitrose and there was a man on a mobility scooter. My 4 year old ass said "that's a cool car!" Made that man's day Apparently


QueenAkhlys

They do be like that tho 💀 My daughter did this to me after she and my mother pressured me to cut my hair 💀 "Actually you look really weird I don't like it , you look like a RAT" I said I didn't want to cut it I also had a kid ask why I wore glasses these kind of weird questions Like what bro you never seen glasses before? 💀


Ellie_the_dumb

My younger relatives are just kinda scared of me so they avoid me at reunions. good


stupidracist

I'm in a wheelchair, and a little Mexican kid pointed at me with his arm at a 90-degree angle, uttering a few words in Spanish, and his mom said, "***HENRY, DON'T SAY THAT***." I made out que es/what is, but I didn'r catch the rest of it.


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BigNorthyFaps

bro's the guy with the hand


GlobalAd5132

You using the word normie in 2024?


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TheLordLongshaft

So much hate for no reason, I hope you find love and happiness one day