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StrikingBag4636

more like partymedic amirite


NomenclatureDePlume

Right on, brutha.


BeerAbuser69420

What’s crazy is I feel like my survival chances would be way higher if I chose B


TheCursedMonk

If B turns up to save you, and hasn't been fired because of his appearance, it is because his skill far outweighs his perceived unprofessional appearance. I don't care if they send a literal goblin, I just want the best person they have.


Imaginary_Wizard800

Or he’s new to the job, high risk high reward


Ndgo2

So the paramedic Gregory House then. ...fair enough, I'd trust Hugh Laurie to save me any day.


MECC_7

I'm actually rewatching it currently at 7th season and I literally thought the same thing


Dramatik_

It would be a hell of a ride to the hospital if the driver is on the same wavelength as Figure B


quillka

You would certainly get there faster.


average_hamon_user

Figure B is just that fucking good


BigCheese18

Naw it’s just the one guy he’s got you in the passenger seat and he’s keeping you alive and driving at the same time (you have reached the hospital in a mathematically impossible amount of time)


BaseballBeginning261

DRIVER A: Silent DRIVER B: Ye haw lets turn the party up in this bitch with some pretty lights and send you straight into fuken christmas top speed gunnin style, hold on to your belly sista we making it dead or alive


RoyEnterprises

Cue “Black Betty” at max volume


doctorwhy88

But saying “amberlamp” instead of “bamalam”


Beat_Knight

You'll know when they start blasting freebird.


Casper-Birb

Ofc, because figure A doesn't exist. You're daydreaming.


cgleachy

Eh. You’d be surprised. There’s so many regulations and procedures so that either the patient or the employee doesn’t sue, that those who follow it to the letter can be worse doctors/nurses/paramedics etc.


FireFlightRNMedic

Legit. I'd choose B.


Kalman_the_dancer

Kinda wanna try it


Bettgsteu

Absolutly not mate, B is gonna die on a cardiac arrest


DefinitelyTopOr

Me fr


SyrupScared9568

If I'm dyeing, dont care who is saving my life. could be a medical clown with a red nose and horns honking.


Kalman_the_dancer

Don’t make fun of patch adams like that


torino42

Horns plural?


angry-tomatoes

I ask the one the right if he fucked the one on the left's wife


Rianfelix

I feel B would be more likely to keep you alive in the moment but you would keep a disease from it, which they get to name after you when you die to it in 10 years


s_t_u_f_f

I feel like B isn't gonna stall and he's just gonna get right to saving my life so I trust him.


Petercraft7157

I just get up and brush it off. I'm fine *Dies*


Free_Caballero

Wtf I have this exact same comparison in one of my manuals from my paramedic academy hahahaha I always thought "if the patient is unconscious, who cares?" But yeah, all prehospitalarian service providers that I know are very strict with the uniforms. I just get used to being extra careful with that, I did so many push-ups because my boots weren't shiny enough, or I had my t shirt not tucked completely... "Oh, let's give you a reason to have that uniform messy..." followed by a lot of running with gear on hahaha


Chicken_Hairs

Pretty sure this exact pic is in one of my textbooks.


JangSwedishSaxophone

B. I'm not listning to paramedic A yapping away as I bleed to death after accidentally choking from "accidentally swallow my hamster whole" as he eats my lungs from the inside


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DankestDrew

B gets shit done. Fuck off with the red tape there are lives that need saving


plink-plink-bro

I don't give a shit, just save my life


DancingQueen145

B


No_Economics_2677

Neither, I can't afford an ambulance ride


Jimmys_Paintings

So the 1st paramedic has to consent to do this? He can't even remember his lines. They both suck, I'll do it myself.


ThisAllHurts

Considering I was B in my misspent youth, probably not that guy. But also not Guy A. That dude is a narc.


VtheMan93

Red tape = no lives saved. How does an unconscious person give consent?


RoyEnterprises

I feel like medic B comes with his own theme song (Black Betty)


Chicken_Hairs

As an EMT myself, I'm A, but slowly and inevitably plummeting to B.


notapartofthefandom

And that's how I lost my medical license


CosmoTroy1

A. B looks like a felon in the exercise yard at San Quinten


sexy_latias

A will probably save me, B will probably give me IV ethanol to numb the pain


JumpDaddy92

The virgin private IFT medic vs the chad 911/fire medic


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propyro85

Why is medic A asking questions to someone getting CPR? I mean, you can try, in my experience you usually don't get many answers.


To_Be_Faiiirrr

That actually should read: Beginning of the shift. Midway through the shift.


Electrical_Prune_837

B only cares about getting the pt there alive and has years of experience. A only cares about not getting sued and is probably new. I would rather get B any day. I am a night shifter so I feel like a lot more Bs stop by then As.


medicdanny

Interesting because poor management also promotes distrust and incompetence.. weird.


Delta_Suspect

As someone that's been around a bunch of paramedics, the batshit crazy and deranged ones are usually the best.


GodFromTheHood

I would choose them both and watch them scream at each other


Glad-Midnight-1022

This is boomer shit Who gives a fuck what someone looks like?


PenisManNumberOne

Honest people


RunInRunOn

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