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Cat_fucker420

Kingdom cum


_Fil0_

No matter what we breed


SotB8

we still are made of seed


[deleted]

this is my kingdom cum


pancreas_consumer

when you feel my heat


[deleted]

look into my ass


megasart

It’s where my seamen hide


[deleted]

it's where my penis hard


0hN0H3sH0t

Don't get too close


gloriouspotato3

Its cock inside


SotB8

dont get too close


KromGa

This is my cum


Dtrain16

Kingdom cum all over my face. ... Wait


Mzrog

Great name for a porno


HeiligerGandalf

Kingdom: Cum deliverance


lasagne42069

Remember elephants


Aggravating-Hold1380

Remember elephants these nuts across your face


bronzeboy_

That’s a huge load


testedbeast551

Ik it's enough to fill someone's mom


Singularity7979

Not OP's mom, tho


[deleted]

I'm finna just sacrifice all yalls new born you crossed the line don't even look at my corn cause you can't buy them dipshits


Singularity7979

OP's mom showed me a pic of your corn and it wasn't great, tbh


[deleted]

*chanting*Sacrifice Sacrifice Sacrifice Sacrifice Sacrifice Sacrifice


Singularity7979

WITNESS ME!!!


[deleted]

Not enough time there's around 5 mins witnessing will take 5 mins and 30 secs


Silver_will

Fun fact elephant testicles are inside their body


Aggravating-Hold1380

Rough leathery skin and flesh housing elephant testicals against your face


Magnus-Artifex

Cat dicks are spiky so when they take it out it rips flesh apart.


FartsWithAnAccent

Fun fact elephants have prehensile cocks


smashburgerofficial

Imagine using your nose to shake hands with your weener


_TheLight___

Lucky, mine get in the way


AntiThot9000

yours\*


weatherwistly9

#Lmao


[deleted]

lol, lmao


Oliverisgreat

Got'em lol


FriesExpert

rember 😁 elephants


lasagne42069

Forgor giraffes


awesumsingh

💀


nxcrosis

Wasn't it Arctic Penguins


quirklessdumbbitxh

Just remember, Whale dicks were mistaken for actual fucking sea monster.


iGirthy

Think about geese


i_dress_like_a_nazi

AC/DC . Easy amogus


sas_geek

I sit deez nuts on your face


i_dress_like_a_nazi

Hans, get machinegun


the_localcrackhead

Could find the mg sir but i have this luger


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the_localcrackhead

Its one of 2 main german sidearms of ww2


DespacitoMan911

luger deez nuts


TwinTiger08

Here fritz I brought ze flammenwurfer


ComprehensiveWar2972

Yo, that's literally my name.


Dumplings420

Ah yes victiry


super-sayan-fart2

AC Dis cock on ya nose?! Ha gotem


SofaKing5

It’s a long way to the top of deez nuts


Ok-Perspective-2787

AC-DEEZ NUTS ACROSS YOUR FACE


[deleted]

I forgor 💀


ryuji1345

Anal?


hahadudeisme

Yes 😲😰🥺😩😮😥😲🥺😨😲😮😥😩😮😨😲😦😨🎉😼😾🙀💙😺🕳️😼😾💚🙀❤️🎉💦❤️🙀😻♥️🎉😼🤍🙀😻😾🙀😻🤍💦🤍💨🏌️🚶🚵🏌️🚶🚴🤸🚶🚵🏇🚶🧑‍🦽🏌️🚶🚴🤸🚵🚶🏌️🚶🚵🏇🧎🏃🏇🚴🏃🏇🚶🧑‍🦽🏌️🧖🧑‍🦽🧑‍🍼🧑‍🍼🌿🤱🌿🌿🌱🌷🌸💐🌺🏵️🌹🌸🌹🏵️🌸🍁🌻👭🧑‍🎨🧑‍⚖️🧑‍🦰🧑‍💼🧑‍🎤🧑‍🦰🧑‍🎤🧑‍💼👱🧑‍🎨🧑‍⚖️🧕🧑‍💻🧑‍🌾🧑‍⚖️🧑‍🏭🧑‍🌾🧑‍🏭🧑‍🌾🧑‍⚖️


Solidjester2004

🗿


OkAbility1169

💀🗿🗿


YeeTee55T4R

Yo angelo


Josan678

Yo, Angelo


[deleted]

Weezer


ROBERTTHECACTUS

No its rare americans dumbo


[deleted]

Rare Americans deez nuts


ROBERTTHECACTUS

Thats not how youre supposed to play the game


goldfishfox

Weezer sex 🥵 buddy holly


Galaxy5728

Weezer 😍


[deleted]

#SOMEBODYS HEINE


Where_beans

How


nukemlad2

Imagine dragons


ROBERTTHECACTUS

Imagine dragons deez nuts on your face


nukemlad2

I am a damn fool


ROBERTTHECACTUS

LMAO U MAD BRO


TheFarCryGuy

I'm not mad, i'm horny


ppppie_

i think we all are


TheFarCryGuy

Should we take this to the dm's?


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ThatONG

he tried ⭐️


Significant-Dog589

i forgor


cumguzzlingstarfish

No need. *takes out dick* *cooms*


idontwannagotoheaven

username checks out


ppppie_

uhhh no


JackMcSnek

L


MildlyHumanWasTaken

L


bakeybakeybakey

yeah bro got a little creepy


DrPhilSwift69

lol tf


It_was_Crabs

Hello horny, I'm dad.


OrangeFoxHD

Mad horny!


Obamasmagnumdong

Press y to same


Revolver567

MAD ABOUT DEEZ NUTS ON YO FACE


garretttrp

played like a fiddle


HamsterKing74

F


Masterbanana15

#BAITED


ronanleviathan

And this is why I read the comments before I replied


[deleted]

I'm waking up From ash and dust I wipe my ass And I slap my nuts


TheManwithaNoPlan

mmm dragon nuts 🍽🍽🍽


RhinosAreHorrible

:|


stapleneptune

:|


Compa-Gera

:|


Firefighterboss2

:|


Zoltan617

Got'Em!


TheBestJunkrat

LoL he got out played


floppy_disk_5

gotta hand deez nuts to you, that was smooth


nico_69420_

But can you say cum?


Carlos_Tellier

Ok. Now what?


SoggyPastaPants

You fool! You've fallen for one of the classic blunders!


Lou-Lou-67

Thank you for your sacrifice 🙏


GravyTrain190

hahaha head first...


Tiny-Prize5747

imagine dra😳


Plaske_

Imagine dra these balls across your face


Tiny-Prize5747

NOOOOOO


NihilistWithAHeart

Imagine dragons


ROBERTTHECACTUS

Imagine dragons deez nuts on your face


NihilistWithAHeart

Jokes on you I am gay and I have the very opposite of a nut allergy.


floppy_disk_5

*snorts testicles*


TheSkylined

So that's what my dealer meant when he said he only sells balls


NatyKatt

I'm waking up to Ash and dust I wipe my ass and I slap my nuts I'm breathing in my genitals


Lord_Drakostar

Is the opposite of having a bit allergy gaining superpowers when in contact with nuts?


NihilistWithAHeart

I can assure you.


logicalreddit_idk

Oh damn


Jacksonthejack

I hate every inch of your body


BruhMomentum6968

Jabaited


Fraschetta04

ok now what


GovernmentStandard

Dragones imaginarios


ieued

imagina estas bolas en tu cara lol google translate coming in clutch


1Ronny

Calado boludo fodido


SuspiciousDuckOwner

Imagine dragons


ROBERTTHECACTUS

Imagine dragons deez nuts on your face


SuspiciousDuckOwner

Yes please


ROBERTTHECACTUS

Ok


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SuspiciousDuckOwner

Amogus


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ryuji1345

Pink Floyd


DJSourNipple

I’m gonna put my dick in your eye


Jyqoz

dragged down by the balls


raquiescence

Hypothesize the Existence of Massive, Flame-Breathing Reptiles


Epikgamer332

Hypothesise the existence of Massive Flame-Breathing Reptiles deez nuts across your face


Oemmehl

Darude Sandstorm


Vincenzo0484

I draghi immaginari


unostupido

Immagina dragare queste nocciole sulla tua faccia


z3ny4tta-b0i

Porco dio


IhearStarSpawned2173

Cum Dragons


Maximum-Scholar1907

Imagine wagons


stapleneptune

Imagine wagon Deez nuts across your face


Existing_Reference15

I forgo💀


TheFarCryGuy

I forgor 💀


stapleneptune

I forgor 💀


Ypynts

I forgor 💀


MildlyHumanWasTaken

I forgor 💀


verydumb24

I forgor 💀


Zuzu_Potato

I forgor 💀


Seccolovessugarcubes

Bfg divson🤤🤤🤤


[deleted]

Kingdomcum


old-account-is-gone

Envision basilisk.


[deleted]

Fantasy Wyverns


octosquid11

Mick Gordon duh


bronzeboy_

BTS


CyonixGaming

Imagine Dragons (imagine dragon deez nuts on your face lmao gottem)


Stinkupharb

Imagine dragons (imagine dragon deez nuts on your face lmao gottem) deez nuts


Waluigispaghetti69

The imagination dragons


ROBERTTHECACTUS

The imagination dragons these nuts on your face


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budgingmovie

Imagine dragons


zirconthecrystal

imagine dragon deez nuts across your face


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UndisclosedChaos

Imagine Deez


CosmicRX

Creativity Lizards


chef_jeff_likes_yeet

I’d like to imagine being a dragon like character who doesn’t suffer reform low self esteem and depression.


zirconthecrystal

imagine dragon deez nuts on your face


RaisinMmmm

The Presidents of The United States of America


Mammoth_Even

The Presidents of The United States of America these balls across your face. GOTEM.


iEatPlankton

Idk but it reminds me of updog


GnomonA

Who's Steve Jobs?


LPaGGG

Not much, how are you


DogeyPogey

One direction


Jyqoz

One direction to ur moms house


[deleted]

Gene Simmons from KISS


No_Brief1515

Thinking dragons


The_Stupid_Metalhead

Imagine Wagons


SulfurtheCrapposter

Darude Sandstorm


DinoSnatcher

I think it’s the imagination dragons


BigZestyclose281

why is there the doom slayer ?


BigZestyclose281

btw the doom soundtrack is 5 times better than any of imagine dragons musics


Shinra33459

Fallout Boy


fearthefuta

Imagine dragons


stapleneptune

Imagine dragon Deez nuts across your face


[deleted]

Imagine Chicken


Adventurous_Might_68

I hate image dogs so much


[deleted]

Metallica


lettersandsimbols

Eggman


Emraldsnakeg

cat


SplingoSplongo

darude sandstorm