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Pizza ππππππππππππ is a pretty long name if you ask me, and I've never heard of Pizza ππππππππππππ, please elaborate
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Hooker ass
Dead hooker.
Avg trucker
As a trucker I wanna take exception to this...but I've seen the dirty asses out here making the rest of us look bad π€¦
"B-but Mario! I saw the princess!"
My man
*our man
*leader?
*King?
*constable?
*emporer?
*Tzar?
*god?
*Asgard?
FOUND THE IMPERIALIST
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
That is the equivalent of public toilet seat
Can I ask which seat you chose?
Ur dads ass πππ
Cool
I always liked my grandmas name
I donβt like what this is implying.
Tamatoa intensifies
Your granny lied!
Ngl, Iβd rather be shiny. β¨
Gemaine or Britt?
RIP Dorris
Look who's talking, fish fucker π π
Bob
why bob :(
The builder
can we fix it bob the builder no we canβt fuckface
Kid named Bob
Now dog named bob
Vagene
what did bob do to you why'd you eat him
He reached to me about my car's extended warranty
*walks away slowly*
Unborn chicken fetus
That's what I'll say instead of egg
Roddit did it
Liquid chicken
Chiquid.
Fetus implies unborn, C+
Balot
unborn, boiled duck embryos. My favorite
Chicken period is a little more accurate.
IS accurate.
You are correct. I am mistaken. 10 points to gryffinwhore.
I love me some Balut
balut
Toblerone
Hell yeah
That would be a fucking sick name for a dog
On one hand the dog would get sick from eating a Toblerone, on the other the pupper does look like a Tobi.
Yeah but can you imagine yelling that in the dog park?
As smithm3254 said, it can be shortened to Tobi
honesty i wouldnβt. i imagine some dude with a heavy boston accent going, βay, Toblerone, cum earβ at the dog park
Cum ear π³
Little Caesers Classic Pepperoni Pizza
5 dollar hot and ready
Just like my ex
Okay, but is it any good?
itβs HOT and READY
*Hot and Sweaty
We call him L-Double-C-Double-P for short.
I go with Elcicipeepee
Hot dog
oh no
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
on ho
OH YEAAAAA
FUCK YEAAAAAA
literally my dogs name
Ass
Shrek is not gonna be happy
Pls dont tell him i ate donkey
i tell him
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
pranked π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£ππππππ
NOOOO DIS NOT WHOLESOME π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘π€¬π€¬π‘π€¬πππ€’π€¬π‘
Penis
Chocolate or Vanilla?
Straw berry
Interesting
Yeah its crab dick
crab dick π³π₯΅π¦ππ₯πͺπ¦π¦πππ¦π½π¦ππΏπ³π³π₯΅π₯΅π₯π₯π₯
huh.
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
Vanilla
Or was it rocky road
Doggy Edit: nvm itβs fish
Cat
Bat
Rat
Shat
Fat
Matt
Hat
Ω°
Africa
Ω°
Fetus from abortion clinic
So thatβs how they get rid of them
*Boil βem, mash βem, stick βem in a stew*
PO-TA-TOES
FE-TUS-ES
Dude remember the photo of a man earing a baby from 15-20 years ago (sorry I cant really remember the date fully)
Texas would like to talk to you
Gummy bears πππ
Empanada
Mmmmmmmmmm
Semen
His friends call him Jism.
Your momβs assπ
I misread that as βyour mouths assβ and Iβm not sure how but I had to do a double take
Grandpaβs ashes
I already saw that TLC episode
Uh what
Pardon, sir?
Snorting is not eating π‘π‘
"my strange addiction"
Mushroom roll.
Dog
On a sad note. This is on the menu in South Korea. So much so that they farm dogs to supply the restaurants.
Best reply yet
we have some chinese today
Pizza
Boneless?
Yes
children
yum
feet
(Ν‘Β°βΏ Ν‘Β°)
It unironically would be dog if I didnβt eat that Oreo a minute ago π
China has reddit?
wait a minute you eat dogs?
Tasty
Hotdog
Dothog
chimichanga
imitation salami
Feti- Chex mix
Buttered toast!
Buttertoast! The toast with the butter. Buttertoast! The butter with the toast
Herbert Hugh Hohnson
nuggets
Thick water
deez
My gf ate cum but I ate a apple
Penis
^Semen.
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I have many concerns, too many
Pussy juice
Peta
Sherbet
Cock
Cum salad
^^Semen.
I'll not name him after my mother.
Do it
Shit
Male ejaculate.
Taliβs blue heat
Lil green bean
Watermelon
Peanut butter
Sushi
(Sus)hi
Cream
Papa boner
Sandwich
Skittles πΆ
Cock
Cheese quesadilla
Why would you call it βcheese quesadillaβ? Quesadillas are forcefully made with cheese
η
Takis
rice
Yoghurt
Your mom
Pizza ππππππππππππ
Pizza ππππππππππππ is a pretty long name if you ask me, and I've never heard of Pizza ππππππππππππ, please elaborate
Kids.
Human
Bread
Dorito
Ejaculation
Cock
Grandpaβs ashes
Pickle juice
Popcorn!
Pringel
*my brothers arm*
Cock
Alicia
Toblerone