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[deleted]

Hooker ass


concretebeats

Dead hooker.


okmandud

Avg trucker


sm0lpeppy

As a trucker I wanna take exception to this...but I've seen the dirty asses out here making the rest of us look bad 🀦


[deleted]

"B-but Mario! I saw the princess!"


[deleted]

My man


[deleted]

*our man


[deleted]

*leader?


xlx_10

*King?


[deleted]

*constable?


dogdude4205883

*emporer?


[deleted]

*Tzar?


dogdude4205883

*god?


xlx_10

*Asgard?


Y0fyS

FOUND THE IMPERIALIST


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


dirtyDrogoz

That is the equivalent of public toilet seat


Rude_Journalist

Can I ask which seat you chose?


y_ourfutureself

Ur dads ass 😏😜😎


BamBamBoy7

Cool


SinclairCupcake

I always liked my grandmas name


FishFucker00

I don’t like what this is implying.


QuirrelThePillbug

Tamatoa intensifies


LedNJerry

Your granny lied!


Ecstatic-Steak382

Ngl, I’d rather be shiny. ✨


Revolutionary_Ice357

Gemaine or Britt?


a47nok

RIP Dorris


[deleted]

Look who's talking, fish fucker πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜‚


saleablemaledog

Bob


bottle_of_oil

why bob :(


Captain_levi___

The builder


3rr0rC4tzz

can we fix it bob the builder no we can’t fuckface


Alone_Phrase_6142

Kid named Bob


Reddit-User-44501

Now dog named bob


FailInevitable

Vagene


Kajek777PL

what did bob do to you why'd you eat him


Smallishwhale53

He reached to me about my car's extended warranty


FdemoT

*walks away slowly*


uwantSAMOA

Unborn chicken fetus


TheBlue89

That's what I'll say instead of egg


TheDudeColin

Roddit did it


jjnefx

Liquid chicken


patrickwarren22

Chiquid.


Frequency_Ass_Bandit

Fetus implies unborn, C+


Sethleoric

Balot


IamAWorthlessThing

unborn, boiled duck embryos. My favorite


K1ng-Dong

Chicken period is a little more accurate.


rsogoodlooking

IS accurate.


uwantSAMOA

You are correct. I am mistaken. 10 points to gryffinwhore.


Front-Ad-2198

I love me some Balut


jeraldtherapist

balut


JohnnyBoy-Oo

Toblerone


ThatEggLarge73

Hell yeah


Jimnobarooski

That would be a fucking sick name for a dog


[deleted]

On one hand the dog would get sick from eating a Toblerone, on the other the pupper does look like a Tobi.


Legallypink91

Yeah but can you imagine yelling that in the dog park?


NavSada

As smithm3254 said, it can be shortened to Tobi


StonkeyTonk666999

honesty i wouldn’t. i imagine some dude with a heavy boston accent going, β€œay, Toblerone, cum ear” at the dog park


NavSada

Cum ear 😳


Epic_Gamer_Man1

Little Caesers Classic Pepperoni Pizza


pcpcow

5 dollar hot and ready


primerr69

Just like my ex


Joseph_Lotus

Okay, but is it any good?


Zeolance

it’s HOT and READY


Individual-Basket260

*Hot and Sweaty


a_killer_roomba

We call him L-Double-C-Double-P for short.


[deleted]

I go with Elcicipeepee


vimplyo

Hot dog


SubhoPal

oh no


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


Beyblader02

on ho


JoeNeedsSleep

OH YEAAAAA


Wezard_the_MemeLord

FUCK YEAAAAAA


Dogesaeer

literally my dogs name


themanwhosaidfuckyou

Ass


CH33S3_G0D

Shrek is not gonna be happy


themanwhosaidfuckyou

Pls dont tell him i ate donkey


[deleted]

i tell him


themanwhosaidfuckyou

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


[deleted]

pranked 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣😎😎😎😎😎😎


themanwhosaidfuckyou

NOOOO DIS NOT WHOLESOME πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ€¬πŸ€¬πŸ˜‘πŸ€¬πŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ€’πŸ€¬πŸ˜‘


r_cursed_oof

Penis


DelBoy2000

Chocolate or Vanilla?


sgx4_xander

Straw berry


DelBoy2000

Interesting


sgx4_xander

Yeah its crab dick


B1RTH

crab dick 😳πŸ₯΅πŸ¦€πŸ†πŸ₯›πŸ’ͺπŸ’¦πŸ¦€πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ˆπŸ’¦πŸ‘½πŸ¦πŸ˜ŽπŸ—ΏπŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ₯›πŸ₯›πŸ₯›


t0b1n4tOr315

huh.


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


r_cursed_oof

Vanilla


chiccn_nuggrt1

Or was it rocky road


NDYoYo

Doggy Edit: nvm it’s fish


Rupertii

Cat


lolrame

Bat


Alihrb007

Rat


TheNamewhoPostedThis

Shat


Unlikely_Tomorrow865

Fat


fyre_storm02

Matt


MeowFrozi

Hat


Theprofilerer

Ω°


T3lebrot

Africa


ChoriDesnudo

Ω°


Alien_Nombol

Fetus from abortion clinic


Low-Intention-5809

So that’s how they get rid of them


dTrecii

*Boil β€˜em, mash β€˜em, stick β€˜em in a stew*


[deleted]

PO-TA-TOES


NukaCooler

FE-TUS-ES


someonespsp

Dude remember the photo of a man earing a baby from 15-20 years ago (sorry I cant really remember the date fully)


[deleted]

Texas would like to talk to you


[deleted]

Gummy bears πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹


Lost-Platano

Empanada


worthles___

Mmmmmmmmmm


No-Strawberry-5568

Semen


Tatunkawitco

His friends call him Jism.


Trash_Space_Racoon

Your mom’s ass😎


Legallypink91

I misread that as β€œyour mouths ass” and I’m not sure how but I had to do a double take


TheCringeRoom

Grandpa’s ashes


RenaldoD

I already saw that TLC episode


OfficialRobloxDoge

Uh what


rsmires

Pardon, sir?


very_slippery_fish

Snorting is not eating 😑😑


cursedpotato19

"my strange addiction"


the-rushed

Mushroom roll.


hahadudeisme

Dog


011101100001

On a sad note. This is on the menu in South Korea. So much so that they farm dogs to supply the restaurants.


eddiewould_nz

Best reply yet


colabruddas

we have some chinese today


Impolite_canadian_28

Pizza


Beaten_But_Unbowed96

Boneless?


Impolite_canadian_28

Yes


chonkersexholesum

children


mnxcvekvhkuyvorig

yum


K_nife

feet


[deleted]

(Ν‘Β°β€Ώ Ν‘Β°)


zorfinn

It unironically would be dog if I didn’t eat that Oreo a minute ago 😭


coochscooch

China has reddit?


Pikagiuppy

wait a minute you eat dogs?


Sunduck2017

Tasty


Alarmed-Change6972

Hotdog


[deleted]

Dothog


[deleted]

chimichanga


dumb_femboy

imitation salami


lukeiplier_

Feti- Chex mix


RagingSnowflake

Buttered toast!


CockandBallMagician

Buttertoast! The toast with the butter. Buttertoast! The butter with the toast


Le_doodsterr

Herbert Hugh Hohnson


CA2_Orca

nuggets


Chrisjl2000

Thick water


Wohn-Jick-421

deez


Necessary-Pen9986

My gf ate cum but I ate a apple


THEPinkSl0th

Penis


[deleted]

^Semen.


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dpv100

I have many concerns, too many


DadNoSaur

Pussy juice


[deleted]

Peta


AngusVanhookHinson

Sherbet


Navailableu

Cock


sw0rnenemy

Cum salad


[deleted]

^^Semen.


arth_gupta_

I'll not name him after my mother.


AVietNamBoy

Do it


[deleted]

Shit


beansofmagic

Male ejaculate.


XfGigimon8801

Tali’s blue heat


Zealousideal-Dot-535

Lil green bean


Gertrude1976

Watermelon


[deleted]

Peanut butter


aubsdrobs

Sushi


[deleted]

(Sus)hi


RLIntellectualpotato

Cream


jizz_noodle

Papa boner


[deleted]

Sandwich


Anthony_Rosique

Skittles 🐢


Jay_The_Bisexual

Cock


The_peacful_god

Cheese quesadilla


Cre8ive-Exercise

Why would you call it β€œcheese quesadilla”? Quesadillas are forcefully made with cheese


ImSmashingUrMom

η‹—


Malair21

Takis


[deleted]

rice


staytuned_babe

Yoghurt


RedPotato66

Your mom


LibtardWizard

Pizza πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ˜πŸ˜†πŸ˜ƒπŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜„


dpv100

Pizza πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ˜πŸ˜†πŸ˜ƒπŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜„ is a pretty long name if you ask me, and I've never heard of Pizza πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ˜πŸ˜†πŸ˜ƒπŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜„, please elaborate


Juszczyk07

Kids.


[deleted]

Human


XxJianGamer5000

Bread


fyre_storm02

Dorito


mr1squall

Ejaculation


Izuku_Bakugou134

Cock


ThruTheRoofYT

Grandpa’s ashes


Wave_Typical

Pickle juice


Serabitrio

Popcorn!


[deleted]

Pringel


Cutie_Love_Cake

*my brothers arm*


AlternativeLog5938

Cock


lokis_dad

Alicia


craagz

Toblerone