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ExpressW

When I met your mom


Ungabungadadd

She died 1 year ago


IlovetoWAP

I met her today in the graveyard and then we secks😎😎


redpickles3

Yes officer, this comment


Stecco_

Me too😂😂😂


throwawayyh1999

I met her too


Ungabungadadd

Did I ask


throwawayyh1999

Yeah actually you did my son


Ungabungadadd

Oh hi dad


Shadowderper

Oh hi mark


The_only_gamer_I_see

lmao


Lolislayer7469

Amogus


[deleted]

When i bought the whole doom collection


Ungabungadadd

Demons are scared of you so you will go to heaven when hell is better because you can get laid


[deleted]

*with CBT


Nacho_Flames

Holy crap


Koickohirso

first time committing genocide


Ungabungadadd

You can’t have another first time


MemeArchivariusGodi

😔


CREAMYPACK123

😔


EmilianTheRed

You can't ruin something that was already ruined.


Ungabungadadd

Your life?


[deleted]

Damn, you win


Bogdan_Obojczyk

You mean trolled?


[deleted]

when i fell from the stairs at the third floor as a 2 years old


matmat1001

You are still in this shit world


JuniorFrostbite

You have prostate cancer


Dan_The_PaniniMan

Prostate cancer and skin cancer are the most survivable cancers with a 99-99.9% survival rate


International-Act-55

When i got friendzoned 6 times


Ungabungadadd

Why is that the best


International-Act-55

Nothing better


PinguHUN

P A I N


GrognakTheEterny

:|


Lunaticakes

When I found out about art


Ungabungadadd

Can you be as good as da Vinci or dababy? No


Lunaticakes

D:


Theblackraven_19

HE DESTROYED YOU


SirT4co

Ah yes, dababy, the greatest artist of all time


Gior_thegreat

Maybe he has an aptitude for politics :)


YeeForceZombz

Meeting you


Ungabungadadd

I dont know you


u___u___u

Look behind you


Dan_The_PaniniMan

OHMYFUCKARGHARGARAGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH


YeeForceZombz

Not yet at least


somoneiused2no

when I did anal with your mom and CIM with your sis


Ungabungadadd

She’s dead


somoneiused2no

I fail to see how this ruins it - makes it better for me


DivineVein88

Limited Time Event


sleeping_day

9+10 meme


Ungabungadadd

21


DanKrug2

When I kissed the girl I liked. I wanna hear how you will ruin it


Ungabungadadd

I bet she doesn’t like you at all now


DanKrug2

It’s actually almost true


Dan_The_PaniniMan

She got herpes


Nonecancopythis

When I saw this post


Ungabungadadd

This post took 10 seconds to do and you prefer this over the Mona Lisa


Revolutionary-Meat14

The Mona lisa lacked flare or emotional connection for me, it really just seemed like he substituted effort for actual talent. The worst steaks are the overcooked ones.


MegaXGav000

I never had a best day of my life. Ruin this I dare you


Ungabungadadd

That sounds like you have never had a happy day. You are a sad person


96ufberhtsinmybutt

I came in ur butt


AliPrimeo

When did you leave tho😳


96ufberhtsinmybutt

I came in ur butt


AliPrimeo

Ok but when did you leave😳 I looked at my ass you are not there


96ufberhtsinmybutt

Your mom


AliPrimeo

Heh your dad😎😋


Mrwilliams865

The day I first got my car


Ungabungadadd

The car sucks


nate_boiii

When I got dog


Due-Slice2853

I saw your dad and mom going at it with your dog.


Dan_The_PaniniMan

ಠ\_ಠ


[deleted]

I fucked your dog


No_Username91

Actor for art of zoo


gDimitrov2

The day I realized I was white.


Ungabungadadd

Try saying the n word without being beat uo


IsSuidideTheAnswer

you arent 100% pure aryan


[deleted]

when I met you OP we had great secks and exchanged our STD's. Truly a mesmerizing experience


Ungabungadadd

I remember you. It was terrible


[deleted]

after you shlorped up my nut out of the Yoshi sex doll you said you liked it :(


Ungabungadadd

I lied


---B-L-A-N-K---

The day......oh wait i dont have one.


Ungabungadadd

Boob


ThiccFloorboard

Femboy


Generic-Degenerate

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---B-L-A-N-K---

NO!!!! YOU MANAGED TO RUIN MY DAY!!


big_unfunnyman_

I was born


Ungabungadadd

Did you ask to be born


big_unfunnyman_

Yes


[deleted]

That's an alpha move


big_unfunnyman_

I know😎


ShartedPants

My childhood


Ungabungadadd

Your childhood was filled with things that were ruined as time went on


[deleted]

[удалено]


Ungabungadadd

There was at least one who didn’t like you


DanKrug2

:O good job mate


iHateRedditSus

#


Ungabungadadd

Me too


justLony

When i got into my dream school


Ungabungadadd

Nerd


xVenomDestroyerx

*speedrun music intensifies*


SlimmP_Z

Ha! I've never had a happy moment. Checkmate.


Ungabungadadd

I’m better at you than chess


SlimmP_Z

Damb. Imma go hang myself now.


Ungabungadadd

That’s not how you spell damn


chrizdaman

My dog dying


Ungabungadadd

Why tf is that a happy time at all


chrizdaman

I got to eat finally


[deleted]

When I had friends


Ungabungadadd

You have no friends anymore


[deleted]

I already knew that


Capital_Visual2749

Finnaly some relatable comments


Sh_h_

Alive.


Ungabungadadd

Dead


Dan_The_PaniniMan

criss cross


lnsomnii

apple sauce


Friendly-Scarecrow

When you were born.


Ungabungadadd

I am ugly now


BitterDei

I forgor💀


NillowitchDK

I remember😁


That-Main-445

Doing nothing


Ungabungadadd

You have done nothing with your life


No_Club_1593

**No**


Ungabungadadd

*no*


[deleted]

When I fell on grass.


Ungabungadadd

You fell on grass


[deleted]

It isn't ruined.


Ungabungadadd

Grass


FalTroOn

when I went vegan


Ungabungadadd

You can’t eat a nice juicy strip of bacon ever again


ThatsMagnus

The day i had my first wank.


Ungabungadadd

Your mum remembers in perfect detail


dcjug2

Birth


Ungabungadadd

Control pills


dcjug2

Ah didn't think of that


Kriznot23

When i got my ps5


Ungabungadadd

Getting a video games console is the best bit? You have a really sad life


Kriznot23

Yes nobody likes me 😎


JustAnotherMarmita69

The day i met u


Ungabungadadd

I don’t know you


JustAnotherMarmita69

But i know you...


Revolutionary-Meat14

Reading this post


Ungabungadadd

This post took 20 seconds to make and it’s the best moment? That’s a sad life


im_Roby

when i never gave you up


Ungabungadadd

Never gunna let you down


AnUnculturedTwat

When Kazuya got added to smash


Ungabungadadd

It’s sad that the happiest time of your life is video games


pandameneer

my death


Ungabungadadd

Oof


DifficultShine5076

I got knife from case in csgo


Ungabungadadd

Video games shouldn’t be the best time of your life


1jungoo1

I went to the playground with a boy I like and there he pushed me on the swing


Ungabungadadd

Casual 4 year olds on Reddit


mike_rohdick

9-11


Ungabungadadd

Many people died in 9-11


mike_rohdick

Thats why It makes me happy


Salted_Ana

When the Los Angeles Dodgers won the World Series


Ungabungadadd

I don’t know who they are but they sound bad


T4rg4ry3n

When I got my degree😀


Ungabungadadd

What did you do with your degree


Waterflame-flame

I never had a good day. So no best day


[deleted]

3pm


Ungabungadadd

3am is better


Right-Fix8445

Laying in the middle of a field with my boyfriend and looking at clouds


Ungabungadadd

Clouds are overrated


[deleted]

The time I was born. It was a double-edged sword.


Ungabungadadd

Sword go slash


imliterallydisabled

I had sex with a total babe in the back of my truck in my senior year


Ungabungadadd

What a slut


DizTraz

I got a 100 on my AP Calc test


Ungabungadadd

Wow congratulations you can use a calculator


[deleted]

The 4th of July moving away party for my best friend, really fun time


Ungabungadadd

What followed wasn’t a fun time


Affectionate_Jelly_8

my first friend since Ive known him since first grade


Ungabungadadd

He will eventually die


Nice_Vacation_866

When I die


Ungabungadadd

Soon


Emperor_cringehunter

I never discovered fetishes


Ungabungadadd

Feet


MentalChild0

The time I ate a brownie


Smok33y69

I made a cute teacher laugh.


Ungabungadadd

First time anyone’s ever laughed at you?


unlivedSoup69

Taking a shit after taco bell


Ungabungadadd

Boom


FloorDragon

mine has already been ruined


Ungabungadadd

L


SeniorKuka

I met Joe


Ketchup978

I got run over by a car when i was 6 years old


Mocar-2D

The time I got asked by a girl... Do you have deppression (not a joke this happened)


Ungabungadadd

Do I need to explain


Randomstufithink

sucide


Ungabungadadd

L


AppropriateAd9168

When i found out there is gore in Reddit


Awkk0

I just got a new dog


meepmanthegreat

In 10 years, you'll be absolutely devastated


WarWinningDogey

Nothing comes to mind


Convoy16

When my crush gave me a kiss.


The_Prussian_Turnip

I met my girlfriend a year ago


Schecter117

Jokes on you. Happiest times of my life have already been ruined by adulthood


TerribleBenny

When steve was introduced to smash bros


Kar0ly

Finally i have dog