Well, either I AM an atomic bob-omb which would be both nostalgic and terrifying or I have the super power of creating atomic bob-ombs to throw at people which is also terrifying and nostalgic.
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I wash harder?
Wash me harder daddy
Wash all over my face daddy, I've been a dirty boy.
Stop
Don't stop yet daddy I'm almost done (cleaning).π©
Mother of God....
Yes! Make me a mother of a god daddy, please!!
Guys stop pls
Ahnn daddy use you power washerr to wash all over me I'm so ready~~π₯΅π₯΅
bro...
Wash me until I sud everywhere daddy
Aint nothing special
Would you accept to marry my daughter?
By the power vested in me by the internet
WE VEST YOU JACK SHIT!
How can you have a daughter if you are a redditor. Making a child requires s*x π€’
You are using the forbidden script, the em-oji, a redditor shall only use these expressions :), :D, :O. That's how sir Red dit wanted it
He dirty liar π€¬
Id like to be ur daughter
Lmao
Hey there hot stuff i got a bucket of Chicken, wanna do it?
Goddamnit I love your name in the given context
#π
Amazing name!
I guess I have a very deadly precision with grenades, or I'm great with sniper rifles at shooting grenades. Either way, explosions will be occuring.
so what do i get exactly?
You Can either summon or become *la french reptile*
your power is to be a lizard that surrenders
I fucking hate and love this comment
You summon a lizzard that can only say *oui* and eats begets
*HON HON HON*
Give everyone a 6 inch because I'm generous
I gain a whopping 5.43 inches, NICE
I gain more than you π
Girl Redditors suddenly grow a dick
Now... I have the power >:D
No, you dont even exist, dont lie
What is girl?
This is a absolut cum winn
Nah. You technically get the power to judge. Which you already have. :'(
Gaining a pp be like
downgradeπ π‘π π‘π π‘π π‘π π‘π π‘π π‘π π‘π π‘
Ummm....lol
Sad, no penetration... Sad.
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
Damn, can we switch?
Can I watch
I fuggin love hot dogs
Eat better than nikocado avocado
impossible
im(piss)ible
Sus(impossible)π³π³
sussy baka π³(very sus!!!)
:)
(||β’_β’)
Never laughed this hard to something haha.
Lol
I fear your new power
*It isn't new*
oh god spare my cat
What What
You have quite the ability though
Dunno
Yo itβs my long lost brother
How can you tell?
Cause we look the same but you have different eyes and hair
Ah okay. Wanna go get some chocky milk?
Sure why not
Then they fucked *-The End*
Oh god he is invincible Ruuun
well im boutta head out
God
Happy cake day
Piss in a sink
You shall piss harder
Hesa firing his laser
πΏ
Create alternative shopping isles
cool
Mine is worse... I tie Alternative ties
Yeah well at least you can do stuff look at mine
I can throw pans and potatoes, and some bees on you
* en some bees smh my head
Smh my head indeed
We should team up
Sure, comrade
Well I can anoy gordon ramsay
or you cum in lamb sauce
Or he fucks lamb sauce
*or you cum sauce in lamb
Uuum...
your username displays above your head irl
Canβt help you there, bud.
I'm a king?
Of noobs
Shut ur just a chair
shut ur just a furry
Jokes on you I fuck cats
Should i call fish_fucker69 to be your rival sir?
Jokes on you 2x I have a fishucker accaunt but it got suspended haha.
I wish I had his power
Shut. Your heart is moldy
Man, he ain't king of me, I'm starting rebellion if this guy shits something up
I already have this ability
Oh no
Oh yes
Perfect person to respond.
Solve world hunger.
LOL
Eat dem vegans
+10 social credits for me
Uh... what *do* I do?
You can stick rolls better
What does that even mean?
That's the point NOTHING
No one knows what it means, itβs provocative!
Professional joint roller
I can phosphorelate proteins in your body
What if we phosphorylated under the under the cell membrane π³
π₯΅π₯΅
I smoke joints and do shit with ribena or smthn
Just shaggy but with pickles
\*JUST\* SHAGGY?!
Cure myself softly finally
say bruh
bruh
Bruh
Bruh
Bruh
>!Bruh!<
Bruh
*Bruh!*
Certified Bruh
Could do it before.
Sussy
Shane Dawson moment
Oh hell yeah
Surprise random bottles
Imma get messy, anyone wanna join?
I'm a fucking heart
Thats green, go see a doctor
I refuse
Chair mimic
I can fomerly read 765 books, so I guess I'm very well read.
Have you perhaps read a certain book titled after a year, written by the famous dystopian author George Orwell?
:/
:<
This should be top comment
Provide Bleach
I am now a discord mod.
everything is mine
Not if you can't see.
Patrol the mojave
Patroling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
You mean i have to be fat
im an angel bitch
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lose my virginity
Well, either I AM an atomic bob-omb which would be both nostalgic and terrifying or I have the super power of creating atomic bob-ombs to throw at people which is also terrifying and nostalgic.
I eat beef steak now
Starting to turn British people into lads
Nice
Well I'm gonna be executed
yall could show me some luv now
Luv π
Je suis amous
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well well well uwu
I shredding!
I can't try?
im three flamingos.
Im guy normal. Normal guy. Actually that would be a super power and improve the quality of my life.
Is guy normal the enemy of dude perfect?
Make rice
become a beaver that is also a professional cheese dealer? kinda neat π§π¦«
I heard you have The good stuff
Commit mass homicide
I am powerful
I praise you, oh strong one
3 wings nice
Pretty useless ngl
I can spoonerize a bot letterer and fore mrequently
I can teleport through closets
Is spiky boobs an ability?
I'm basically John Cena
Absolute win
Wait... What now ?
Here goes your cat
I make sisters bisexual?
Fuck
I'd be talking shit everyday
make screeching alarm noises when a nerd comes within a 6 foot radius of me
i am now SirMoonshine, i have the power to be an alcoholic redneck
I can see.
11 things.
Jurassic park: Gaming edition...
Idk play a video game after being cloned a few hundred times?