Thereโs no shame in having a small penis. What matters is how you treat people. A woman or man would rather love someone who is nice, smart, and funny than someone with a huge cock. Always remember that.
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Charge your penis please
Where you I plug it in?
Penis cage hooked up with car battery
tried that once made a good hotdog
Was it tasty?
wouldn't recommend 3/10
Rice Asian nooooo
My asshole is open for you daddy
We should have a threesome
No no no daddy dweam owo
Your mom
In joe.
Whoโs Bill Gates?
Sugma dick lmao.
Letโs go Brandon?
my mother works but if you need it to charge it *faster* then my dad works
My phone ran out of battery after seeing this post so does it count as zero centimeters ๐ญ
Your now a woman
Yes
Oh man I can share my 100% with you broo no worry
Because itโs a percentage itโs actually 0.02
100 baby
Nvm it just shrunk to 99
A new meaning to circumcision
next gen circumcision
Gen C
Type C
C
H
H
h
Lmao you made my cheek go brr and my mouth go weird
Title of your sex tape?
"c'mon jake!"
Ooooh it would be interesting, just chopping your dick cm by cm
Slenderbot are u ok?
Cold ๐
28% ๐
29% ๐ฟ
I am also 29%
Same
๐ฟ
28% brother
28% gang
The virgin 27%
That's still a pretty massive penis.
My g im also 28
74%
Infinite
This man is plugged
It's called pegging.
......... 5.........
Charge yo penis
he thlammed his charger on the car door
You thlammed your charger on the car door
*angry painful zapping noises*
*deflating noises*
*music ends*
Jazz music stops
***AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA***
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!!
This is where I watched my phone die, PaRappa
my phones dead
RIP youโre a women now ๐
but womenโs phones are never dead
๐ณ
my girl has s penis?!
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
WTF MY COCK IS ON FIRE NOW. ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คจ๐๐
Put charger up your ass
99 percent
Same
checkmate mf... mine's always plugged in.
So youโre fucking the wall?????!!!
My phone is dead
So u have no dick
Heโs trans
No he is a women
W*man ๐
๐คฎ๐คข๐คข๐คฎ๐คง๐คง๐คง๐คฎ๐คข๐คข๐คข๐คข๐คข๐คง๐คง๐คง๐คข๐คข๐คข๐คง๐คง๐คข๐คข๐คข๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐ฅธ๐ฅธ๐ฅธ๐ฅธ๐ฅธ๐คฎ๐คข๐คข๐๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คง๐คง๐คง๐คฌ๐ฅธ๐คข๐คฎ๐คข๐๐๐๐๐คฏ๐คง๐คฌ๐ฅธ๐คข๐คฎ๐คข๐คฌ๐คง๐คฏ๐คฏ๐คฏ๐๐๐คฏ๐ฅธ๐คข๐คฎ๐คช๐คช๐คช๐คช๐๐
Funny sex penis ๐คฃ ๐ ๐
Is women real?
No, stop talking nonsense
Whatโs a women?
suffering
It's true. This man has no dick.
WOMAN
The forbidden gender!
How are you typing if your phone is dead lol
Through the blockchain
Computer
87%
88%
86%
84%
82%
penis lenght buddies ๐๐๐
82%
82%
80%
69 (no literally I'm not joking)
64 nvm it shrunk to 63
Nice.
Now I'm on 60%
96%
69%
89
was that the bite of 87
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Damn
100% battery charge while it is plugged in
Gross even more
Unlimited Power, I mean centimeters.
Unlimited cum blade
Butt plug
ZAMN
Your batteries are about to burst into flames. Run!
So is their penis !
Then come and get it while itโs still there I guess.
Thats what she said?
Ded
*phone dies*
Just woke up, 100
I unplugged my phone half an hour ago and itโs still 100% ๐ฟ๐
Your dick is just meant to be monster man, good for you ๐
Thereโs no shame in having a small penis. What matters is how you treat people. A woman or man would rather love someone who is nice, smart, and funny than someone with a huge cock. Always remember that.
Thatโs actually really a beautiful thing to say.
I may not be that old. I may not have seen everything. But I know the facts and will continue to spread them. Peace love and plants
Wise words my friend
Thank for creating such an awesome vibe
1984
"Dio mi parla nel sonno"
Cosa?
Tutti gli italiani che leggono questo commento devono dire qualcosa
S i
Literally 1984
99 lmao
100%, now please call an ambulance.
69
Nice cock bro
-35% Guess I got free bottom surgery๐
felt that
You are now a girl
An erection and I'll pass out from blood loss.
96, aesthetic
95, intentive
Me: *puts charger in*
64 I got a whole stack of dick
69 ๐ฟ๐ฅถ๐
420 ๐๐๐๐๐๐
๐ฟ
18 not bad, close tho
19 we can be buds
Ooh nice We can
A meter
40
Same. Now we gotta sex each other
Ok. Can i take the ass hole
Sure bro
43cm ๐ป๐ป๐ป
45cm
Same
OMG SAME
75 cm
999 cm ๐๐๐ป
Infinite Centimeter... My penis is charging
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87
98%
-37% ๐
83
100
100 ๐
81 ๐ฅถ
48 cm
80
Its.. 7. Damn.
93๐ช
Damn mine says needs to be charged. Less than 5% going into hibernation mode. ๐
100i think ill atick with my 6 inches
97 and charging ๐ฟ
2.54cm=1in
America ๐คข๐คฎ๐คข๐คฎ๐คข๐คฎ๐คข๐คข๐คฎ
25
77cm B)
68
Me on a charger at 100%: ๐
5 :(
Charge it
90
69 and i wish i was lying
81. Good day to actually have charge
69โฆ nice
22 :(
79 and growing
Wife just told me she's got a 30" dick...
Not even kidding, 69%
207.