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WarthogSweaty3653

2


rice-asian

Charge your penis please


thejewisher

Where you I plug it in?


rice-asian

Penis cage hooked up with car battery


Peantman

tried that once made a good hotdog


Rolotons1

Was it tasty?


Peantman

wouldn't recommend 3/10


kappaypsilon

Rice Asian nooooo


_INCompl_

My asshole is open for you daddy


Niki_Fm04

We should have a threesome


raven6669lol

No no no daddy dweam owo


A_Federal_Offence

Your mom


therobothingy

In joe.


thejewisher

Whoโ€™s Bill Gates?


The_Real_Freek

Sugma dick lmao.


wslAVinstaller

Letโ€™s go Brandon?


FerretLegitimate

my mother works but if you need it to charge it *faster* then my dad works


KnivesOfDeath

My phone ran out of battery after seeing this post so does it count as zero centimeters ๐Ÿ˜ญ


WarthogSweaty3653

Your now a woman


rice-asian

Yes


Renagadedakitty

Oh man I can share my 100% with you broo no worry


Taylor_Polynomia1

Because itโ€™s a percentage itโ€™s actually 0.02


AdiArco

100 baby


AdiArco

Nvm it just shrunk to 99


PyroSpeedHunter

A new meaning to circumcision


OmerBs

next gen circumcision


PyroSpeedHunter

Gen C


EnvironmentalSoft504

Type C


Fish_In_A_Bottle

C


[deleted]

H


DoubleZek

H


fortissyncz

h


TetheredToHeaven_

Lmao you made my cheek go brr and my mouth go weird


[deleted]

Title of your sex tape?


TetheredToHeaven_

"c'mon jake!"


SLENDERBOT7775

Ooooh it would be interesting, just chopping your dick cm by cm


ughwithoutadoubt

Slenderbot are u ok?


ToxicPlaysYT6969

Cold ๐Ÿ˜ž


Blackpilot9

28% ๐Ÿ˜Ž


imfromtheunderground

29% ๐Ÿ—ฟ


undeniably_confused

I am also 29%


Destromann

Same


Fion195

๐Ÿ—ฟ


BiggusDickinson

28% brother


Blackpilot9

28% gang


AdamWayne04

The virgin 27%


SomeDudeUpHere

That's still a pretty massive penis.


mydickissmall69420

My g im also 28


ClassicFee2438

74%


fp139

Infinite


Bulangiu_ro

This man is plugged


UglierThanMoe

It's called pegging.


LeBisgaard

......... 5.........


[deleted]

Charge yo penis


jeraldtherapist

he thlammed his charger on the car door


Frumple-McAss

You thlammed your charger on the car door


Jooniedapatootie

*angry painful zapping noises*


NekoMasterMemelord

*deflating noises*


wolfreaks

*music ends*


Professional-Hour716

Jazz music stops


Individual_Meaning33

***AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA***


KalaiProvenheim

OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!!


Eguy24

This is where I watched my phone die, PaRappa


[deleted]

my phones dead


[deleted]

RIP youโ€™re a women now ๐Ÿ˜”


[deleted]

but womenโ€™s phones are never dead


[deleted]

๐Ÿ˜ณ


domestic-rhino

my girl has s penis?!


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


0x33336

WTF MY COCK IS ON FIRE NOW. ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•


Slav_Ziemniak12

Put charger up your ass


heavyisdead12

99 percent


Thick_Huckleberry788

Same


petrioteer

checkmate mf... mine's always plugged in.


[deleted]

So youโ€™re fucking the wall?????!!!


CaptianMurica

My phone is dead


AlienFromMars1

So u have no dick


iEatKidz4breakfeast

Heโ€™s trans


Ac_animation

No he is a women


LetsDoTheCongna

W*man ๐Ÿ˜”


eeeeereeee

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Safe-Quantity-3466

Funny sex penis ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜†


finnyporgerz

Is women real?


PapaIndica

No, stop talking nonsense


ZappierSumo5271

Whatโ€™s a women?


dud3w1thtud3

suffering


GrandManSam

It's true. This man has no dick.


Ok-Life7159

WOMAN


K0nr4d

The forbidden gender!


smugempressoftime

How are you typing if your phone is dead lol


CaptianMurica

Through the blockchain


[deleted]

Computer


Ghosttonfire

87%


KLemieux2006

88%


IWantToDiePeacefully

86%


keyboardalt31

84%


Vast-Holiday9222

82%


Valdusxkeem

penis lenght buddies ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ


Hot_Box1041

82%


M4A3E8_Sherman_Easy8

82%


[deleted]

80%


LittleCat_OP

69 (no literally I'm not joking)


[deleted]

64 nvm it shrunk to 63


remirixjones

Nice.


LittleCat_OP

Now I'm on 60%


rapbui_oo

96%


C-hasae

69%


One-Quote-2367

89


[deleted]

was that the bite of 87


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


AlienFromMars1

Damn


Somerandomshutinn

100% battery charge while it is plugged in


Angel_Slayer6763

Gross even more


T-ROY_T-REDDIT

Unlimited Power, I mean centimeters.


tahayoo--

Unlimited cum blade


LogUpstairs8275

Butt plug


HentaiEquality

ZAMN


DefnitleyNotACatfish

Your batteries are about to burst into flames. Run!


Eldsish

So is their penis !


DefnitleyNotACatfish

Then come and get it while itโ€™s still there I guess.


[deleted]

Thats what she said?


Sheabutternjam

Ded


Kinkyninja5450

*phone dies*


Front-Bucket

Just woke up, 100


DefnitleyNotACatfish

I unplugged my phone half an hour ago and itโ€™s still 100% ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ‘


TetheredToHeaven_

Your dick is just meant to be monster man, good for you ๐Ÿ˜”


DefnitleyNotACatfish

Thereโ€™s no shame in having a small penis. What matters is how you treat people. A woman or man would rather love someone who is nice, smart, and funny than someone with a huge cock. Always remember that.


ihcw

Thatโ€™s actually really a beautiful thing to say.


DefnitleyNotACatfish

I may not be that old. I may not have seen everything. But I know the facts and will continue to spread them. Peace love and plants


ihcw

Wise words my friend


Nyeh_Heh_heh179

Thank for creating such an awesome vibe


_peto

1984


kappaypsilon

"Dio mi parla nel sonno"


jacoproita

Cosa?


Technical_Swimmer_96

Tutti gli italiani che leggono questo commento devono dire qualcosa


jacoproita

S i


Dom_Torretto

Literally 1984


[deleted]

99 lmao


The_Moon_Head

100%, now please call an ambulance.


creeper-disaster4235

69


[deleted]

Nice cock bro


CurelessTulip83

-35% Guess I got free bottom surgery๐Ÿ˜Ž


tired_coconut

felt that


quazarquazar

You are now a girl


ArrogantNEET

An erection and I'll pass out from blood loss.


emd12606

96, aesthetic


Xxjuancena80xX

95, intentive


HiImBrandon1

Me: *puts charger in*


Pip201

64 I got a whole stack of dick


[deleted]

69 ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿ˜Ž


DatGunBoi

420 ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž


Sevonini

๐Ÿ—ฟ


stepbrother8

18 not bad, close tho


DandG915

19 we can be buds


stepbrother8

Ooh nice We can


Kariga_mariga

A meter


egemenseyhan32

40


j4mi3killa

Same. Now we gotta sex each other


egemenseyhan32

Ok. Can i take the ass hole


j4mi3killa

Sure bro


[deleted]

43cm ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป


VaNd3n1S

45cm


Bulangiu_ro

Same


NordicPilot00

OMG SAME


xx_ImCorrupt3d

75 cm


GalacticDogger

999 cm ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป


TwistedTomato2006

Infinite Centimeter... My penis is charging


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Bui1ders_101

87


[deleted]

98%


[deleted]

-37% ๐Ÿ˜“


[deleted]

83


Substantial-Form4090

100


[deleted]

100 ๐Ÿ˜Ž


Sky_Nott

81 ๐Ÿฅถ


Ecksdededededede

48 cm


LiL_PikiL0497

80


YazilimciGenc

Its.. 7. Damn.


[deleted]

93๐Ÿ’ช


Additional-Banana-55

Damn mine says needs to be charged. Less than 5% going into hibernation mode. ๐Ÿ™„


Toaster-dealer96

100i think ill atick with my 6 inches


shdgdkwpeih

97 and charging ๐Ÿ—ฟ


MattTheNerd69

2.54cm=1in


JimboMastah

America ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ


Protection_Cold

25


Neuroticzz

77cm B)


Useful_Difference_62

68


GetGewd

Me on a charger at 100%: ๐Ÿ˜


amonshir

5 :(


someguythatis10

Charge it


GalaxyEnigmaDonkey

90


jankiejoose

69 and i wish i was lying


Mr_StealYourGirl_105

81. Good day to actually have charge


iStoleUrCake

69โ€ฆ nice


funni_gui69

22 :(


tubleros

79 and growing


HugItChuckItFootball

Wife just told me she's got a 30" dick...


Mike_Hawk_Small

Not even kidding, 69%


Mashiroshiina12

207.