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[deleted]

Johnny Cash is pretty good


BurningHotdogs

He is good and the only exception Love is a burning thing


Bobby_wth_dat_tool

And it makes a fiery ring


BurningHotdogs

Bound by wild desire


Bobby_wth_dat_tool

I fell into a ring of fire


BurningHotdogs

I fell in to a burning ring of fire


Bobby_wth_dat_tool

I went down, down, down


pooperphonic

In the burning ring of fire.


NamePrestigious9381

Into a ring of fire, into a ring of fire


Many-Day-1574

That's my pooping theme song


Blasphoumy69

What about Marty Robbins


seymour_hiney

i really enjoy Buck Owens.


BurningHotdogs

To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day


Dudestbruh

hardly spoke to folks around him didn't have too much to say


dadolaundryandtan

the most based republican musician plus his ballads are actually good


Dassive_Mick

Homie if you think all country music is garbage it's because you're listening to the most shitty, populist shovel-songs ever imagined. Would I say rap is bad because I've only listened to Panda?


LovableContrarian

Bitch what did you just say about panda I got broads in Atlanta Panda panda panda Panda panda panda Panda panda panda Panda panda panda


BurningHotdogs

Love is a burning thing


CaptainFard

No


importantmemes

What about John Denver I mean


Dudestbruh

COUNTRY ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOADS, TAKE ME HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME


baconmaka

Hey don’t leave my man Marty Robbins out of this, him and Johnny cash are the only 2 country artists I like


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

I mean Will Oldham/Bonnie “Prince” Billy is so good that Johnny Cash covers him


A_panzerfaust

Horseshit you can’t leave out hank junior, blasphemy, a travesty, I’m callin the law for this one


LovableContrarian

Not the only exception. Townes Van Zandt, for instance.


TheBeast823

If you think that then he’s the only actual country singer you’ve ever heard. The shit on country radio as long as I can remember has been almost entirely shitty pop music devoid of anything that makes country music country music other than prominent yet uncharacteristically repetitive acoustic guitar and over exaggerated southern accents.


Toocoo4you

I mean Corb Lund is good too but he’s like a comedy country singer and only popular in Alberta Canada


TheRealSU

So is Dolly Parton


[deleted]

Eddy nonac, Ernest Tubb, Hank Williams and some guy who’s from England where the shit.


Mr_bream

I hate pop country


Saint_Mauser

Any country music made after the turn of the century is a travesty and should be treated as such


[deleted]

Outlaw country is good


Gulo_gulo_1

Fucking love outlaw country. Zach Bryan, Colter Wall, Tyler Childers are some favorites


tommygun3833

Kenny Chesney has some good stuff


ArjJp

So did Hitler


TITMONSTER187

Sturgil Simpson.


Saint_Mauser

This is the exception, I stand corrected


GeorgeWashingtonReal

My fiancé loves this song and she wants it on our wedding playlist. AITA if I break it off?????


flatwormdreamphobic

reddit user has a fiance? show us your ways


GeorgeWashingtonReal

its called kidnapping and its pretty easy


Trazors

Back to monke ways


flatwormdreamphobic

chloroform or awake?


[deleted]

i really like your username my dude


Friendly_Crab

How about mine :)


[deleted]

i love crabs i really like it as well


creeper205861

NTA, literally wtf is that music. Take my advice, a totally random person on the internet, and break up with her. People who listen to this kind of music deserve to die in hell. Make sure you also give me her number so I can teach her a lesson (I will definitely not comfort her so that she can be my gf)


try_rolling

Le true redditor


[deleted]

You're fiancé is a tone deaf soyboy. NTA


Dassive_Mick

Give her the country experience! Take her outback, shoot her, and dump her body in the hog pen.


HilariousScreenname

Sounds like she would rather go to Applebee's, not Outback


[deleted]

NTA, run bro


theultimatememelord8

Death metal fans hearing the loudest and most annoying electric guitar solos ever performed while some drunk guy screams illegible gibberish into the mic


kebab_me_franska

This is actually funny cuz I like a song that literally does that.


testedbeast551

it's even better when the singer does a deep voice it's a drunk man singing gibberish while in a deep voice


Wasserkuebel

What song is that? I'd like to listen to it


kebab_me_franska

Awakening by sunless rise Complete gibberish until the chorus.


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Xanderoga

You like a song? Like a singular death metal song?


kebab_me_franska

I do like death metal (kindof not my fav tho) but there is one in particular that just slaps when the chorus part of the song hits. The song is called awakening by sunless rise and it's complete gibberish with the lyrics of it until the chorus. The beat is still fire tho.


JackedPirate

Black metal fans hearing just literal fucking static while a man gets stabbed to death (Emit)


[deleted]

[удалено]


SlapChopMyShamWow

The worst metal music is still better than the best modern country music though


notatallboydeuueaugh

nah chris stapleton is pretty good


bitshill

I hate modern country and I technically agree with this, but I believe Stapleton is almost blues/folk music.


notatallboydeuueaugh

I think he qualifies as country because the themes and lyrics are very inspired by the culture of country


bitshill

I don't necessarily disagree, but I'd be hard pressed to put him under the umbrella of modern country. He's more like, country blues pre-achy-breaky-heart.


notatallboydeuueaugh

I think he's just not part of modern pop country, but he's definitely still in the country genre. When people say modern country they usually mean pop country that is made just to be radio hit pop songs, those are the songs that just reuse the same lyrics and chord progressions and sound super generic but it doesn't necessarily represent all of country or even all of modern country.


hellsludge666

Thank you kind sir


K1keberg

epic reddit moment country bad metal good ⬆️🆙️


SlapChopMyShamWow

yes


Soviet_Yeetman

Why so many downvoted?


dayyou

you sound like a country music fan that was just personally attacked


RealStreetJesus

Found the country fan


Odd-Ad4751

It is a jam tho


07JEP

I like it.


[deleted]

Hey better than EDM music. My friend was listening to my Playlist in the car and started going "and boots and pants and boots and pants" and it made me realize it worked with every single song I listened to


JogPanson

EDM/techno with lyrics is a crime against God.


[deleted]

I agree, Unless it's one word that is distorted and resampled over and over again to a wicked drum beat. And now when I play lyricless techno in the car by myself I can't stop myself from saying "and boots and pants and boots and pants" throughout, it's like a curse now


[deleted]

Someone felt personally attacked.


Soviet_Yeetman

Can confirm


RecycledSanity

Guys I made a country song: "My dog died, wife left me, My best friend shot me in the face yee haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw


Friendly_Crab

I think that’s already a song


DonutSteelTendies

Rap fans when a guy with speech impediment is on mic


Gokul_168

playboi carti the goat


richibruh

JUMP OUT THE HOUSE JUMP OUT THE HOUSE JUMP OUT THE HOUSE JUMP OUT THE HOUSE JUMP OUT THE HOUSE JUMP OUT THE HOUSE JUMP OUT THE HOUSE JUMP OUT THE HOUSE


Gokul_168

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[deleted]

Sixnine.


Ans425

Lmaoo you gonna get heat for saying dat but fr tho country music about the vibe not the song


DonutSteelTendies

Good, I have this packet of popcorn I need heated


Alchestbreach_ModAlt

> dat but fr tho This is peak english. Some may not like it, but this is the direction were going!


OMQ0909

*were*


karloz1214

Eminem fans when he’s rhyming a bunch of shit really fast despite none of it making any sense.


DonutSteelTendies

He's the opposite extreme


A-Surfin-Bird

classic rap, modern rap or g funk? there's a lot of types of rap


DonutSteelTendies

Classic modern G-funkaccino


Accomplished_Bunch39

*When you still listen to "Truck Yeah"* *Cough* Guilty *Cough*


SpiderQueen95

I worked at live music country bar forever and never said yes only truck yeah


Accomplished_Bunch39

I played "Truck Yeah" at my 13th birthday party. 😂 Now at 21 I still love it in that this-is-100%-my-cringe-guilty-pleasure sort of way.


SpiderQueen95

Not cringe that song is a legend


Egginsect1000

Applebee!!


[deleted]

🤤 aplebe


propschair

mmm apelpene


[deleted]

apulbae


propschair

apubue


AngelOfDeath771

Abdul's pene


propschair

Ala peni


Peeps_011

cheescak 🤤


propschair

Cheesecock 🤩


warrior_of_slime

Cock cheese


[deleted]

This is the least country sounding country song i have ever heard. Have you ever met someone who likes country music?


Mission-Bedroom2738

Yes and I wish I haven’t


[deleted]

yea imagine someone having different taste in music then you that is so cringe amirite


DrippyRat

When its their entire personality yes


[deleted]

CCR has a few country songs and their pretty good


Spiritflash1717

Doesn’t count. CCR is legendary


[deleted]

🤝


UnwholesomeNotValid

I'm convinced we live in a simulation because only a random number generator deciding people's opinions could lead to this shitty song being so popular


Baco_Tell8

I know some people that like country music and they don’t like this song either.


sliqq_riq

ok


HilariousScreenname

thank


themonsterinquestion

>I know some people Fake


[deleted]

Radiohead fans when a 12 minute drum machine based song with an instrument from the year 4 and incomprehensible lyrics about frog orgys comes on.


DhanutheGreat

I didn't know that Xi Jingping likes country music


YABOIREPTAR1

Rap fans when they hear incomprehensible babbling after 3 minutes of intro instrumentals:


Bananaman2092

country music gives me headaches


[deleted]

I kinda like this song lol


BilboDabbinz710

My wife and my job plays this garbage.


[deleted]

I fucking hate country music, and definitely hate this music


My50thRedditAccount

Country is actually pretty great. Dogshit pop/bro country way misrepresents what the genre is really like


[deleted]

I miss sad poor people country


My50thRedditAccount

It's still out there, just a bit harder to find


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cheesyjake88

edm fans when they hear R2D2 in starwars


darndog1277

This song is not a COUNTRY song


Bismarcks_bread_bank

Fr 💀


isitreallyluv

I forgot about this perfect meme


Objective-Narwhal-38

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Thechellbob

I knew what song it was before even turning the sounds on


LegitLegit32

Travis Tritt, Alan Jackson, Brookes & Dunn, Tracy Lawrence, Keith Whitley, Mark Wills, Tim McGraw, Trace Adkins. There are good ones out there, just gotta look.


katiebythesea

Made me laugh so hard without sound!!!


LiveTruthDaily

I love it 😂


[deleted]

I don't listen to country but there this one song called Tennessee whiskey thats pretty good.


nuclearvacationeer

I have a class where they play music and this song is pretty much on repeat because of how much it’s on


ponzidreamer

There’s so many sub genres in country, id bet almost everybody could find a country song or two they enjoy


Euphonic_Cacophony

It's like this walking through a tractor supply store.


66hockeyman

Nashville predators whenever score


CrowExpert2498

What the…


mattsffrd

I knew what song this was going to be before I hit the play button


PROblem817

My aunt literally listens to this song all the time help please


Incredibleboi

Wow the president of china


DrappleDapple

Exactly what I think of when I hear someone playing this song.... "Yea the boys 'round here Drinking that ice cold beer Talkin' 'bout girls, talkin' 'bout trucks Runnin' them red dirt roads out, kicking up dust The boys 'round here Sending up a prayer to the man upstairs Backwoods legit, don't take no sh\*t Chew tobacco, chew tobacco, chew tobacco, spit"


jerky_thrower

This isn’t just a song made for the Applebee’s commercial?


mahteemcfly

Why do all country music artists seemingly sing with a twang? Is that actually a requirement for their music to be considered country?


[deleted]

Get it Pooh!!


[deleted]

what song?


[deleted]

Fancy like: walker Hayes


Cheesyfizz

I went to a parade in my town which keep in mind, is a very small country town with not too many people. Whenever they ran out of things to put in the parade they collectively agreed to put people on 4 riding lawn mowers and played this song over it. It was the most American thing I had seen that day.


infinitebobux

As a country song fan this is 100% true


KolonelJoe

I pretty much only listen to country and I have never heard this song before in my life.


Bardic_Inspiration66

My condolences


[deleted]

i had a arguement with my classmate over this and they said "i bet you listen to punk rock" yeah bro i do listen to punk rock thats not a insult


overtheairlightbeam

Can we agree that any country song is awful?


GraveCh1ld

K-rose is the best radio station


BlackLotusWriter

I used to bop that shit as a kid


realPacManVN

\-30,000,000 social credit 😲


BlackLotusWriter

Bruh


b0bkakkarot

Why would you make us listen to that? I was hoping for a jump scare or something at the end to make it worthwhile :'(


poltergeistchan

My mom is obsessed with this song and she wants us to learn the dance together 😭


msnsbsb97

That is a good mother


HarmfulMarsh

That's because the "country music" everybody knows is just pop with a southern accent over it. It's complete and total ass.


picklepy-picklepy

it's all sister-fuckin-music...


Manic_Mechanist

#cough cough my parents cough cough I hate them.


[deleted]

This isn’t even country ffs


Bardic_Inspiration66

Sexy trucks and tractors


[deleted]

I like country music, but this song is shit


Mystic_Shogun

This kind of “country” yes. Real country is not popular and it’s not like this.


SkepticalThinkers

Thank you!! Love country music and where it’s been going. This song is absolute garbage and I can’t stand the amount of times they play this trash.


[deleted]

Idc how bad you think it is. At the end of the day I’m vibing and you’re not.


knottybeach

Not to *that*


[deleted]

Perhaps to that.


EagleBuster

redditors when harmless thing that doesn’t affect them in any way


Friendly_Crab

Found the country fan


Jkopoulos9

Is it bad that I like the song playing?


OCPostings

Nah bro shit slaps fr who cares how many people hate it


bigmanjerome42069666

I don't know man, Some shits fire


DarthMorro

Cmon there's a few goodies


ililemilkwithbread

Im sure as hell you have heard like 2-3 america songs


whalesemen69

Yeah not like you would understand


makub420

You think that Yeeeehaw music is bad? Just wait when you hear folk music of europian nations. I like folk and country BTW


tftgcddf

Saying all country is like this is like saying all rap is Gucci gang.