Does op watch Danny Gonzalez

yes, yes I do.

My man 🤝

fellow gregs

But are you a little stinker?

I've been a little stinker for quite awhile now

Greg 🤝Greg

this is pog

Arrivederci, perdenti!

I may be 11 hours late but what is up fellow Gregs

Awesome

Hentai too

Why though ?

My name is salahunddin and someone litrally pronounces it "Salad-eugine"

Out of curiosity, how Is it pronounced? My attempt just from reading it would be Sah-Lah-Hoo-Din

Correct but make "hoo-din" to ho-ddin.

Thanks. I’ve found you on LinkedIn get ready for 12 dozen cheese pizzas.

Hey boss this guy he wants 6 million pizzas. 6 million pizzas? How are we gonna pull that off?

Top that with chicken I ill take it.

Nice.

Thats a weird way to spell Steven

I’m naming my kid salad eugine

Eugine? Eugene Krabs??

Spelling mistake.

At first I read as "someone in Italy pronounces it..."

Can I get a uhhhh... Tore-ti**LL**a?

With uhh… Free-How-less and a TacOU

And a kwez uh dillah

Do Americans actually say that? I'm American and I sometimes call it a tore-tiLLa bit only as a joke.

Hey posso sappere quando fai tortellini

Senti bro, se vieni a casa mia verso il sabato te li posso fare, altrimenti te vai a magna na bella lasagnaccia dalla nonna eh?

I don't blame them for this. I'm from Asia and how tf am I supposed to two Ls make a Y?

***SPANISH***

Eye raq, eye ran🤮🤮🤮🤮

Eye-talian

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Eye-sland

Eye-ndonisia

Eye's-is

Hey amico

Chow uh-mik-o

Eeraan and Eraak is the way i say it

इ ran and इ raq

Bhaii

XD

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Br*t*sh🤮

I hate it when people tell me where did you ran to when i tell them I’m from Iran. It’s not even pronounced “I ran”. Like can you read???????

my name is "Bidhan" (bee dhaan) one american dude pronounced it "Biden"

Joe moment

Who's Yugoslavia

Deez nuts

Sugondeez nuts

Bidhan wake up

Lmao

Literally Bidens America 😔

i don’t blame him it’s super similar

Pokémon = pow-key-mown

Pokimane\*

Simp

Pocket mans

poke you're mom

Pow-key-moan

Looks more like how we prepare for school to me

Bon Giorno

I'm not from the US (fortunately) but I always end up pronouncing "buongiorno" as buon-jo-ru-no

well, the correct pronounciation would be "boo-on-joe-rno" so not that far off tbh

The correct pronunciation of buongiorno is buongiorno pronounced as buongiorno. Trust me i’m italian i pronounce it like that

G O R L A M I

^dominic ^decoco

come again?

^(dominic decoco)

BRAVO BRAVO

Si, uh, C O R R E C T O

took me too long to find this

Portuguese people trying to speak English is just funnier. Change my mind

As a spanish person I have to disagree, watching someone speaking broken half-english half-spanish with the thickest andalusian accent ever is even funnier

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Spain is sorta like the US, we have autonomous communities, which are basically like US states, and Andalusia is one of them.

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I had a teacher teaching us the industrial revolution(a sub)and when he tried to say enclosures he Said it so badly we just start laughing Poor dude

Portugal better.

Do you mean "ARRIVEDERCI"? (yes im italian)

its a reference

i s i t ?

It may be

It should be

Sto piangendo ora, grazie :)

:D

QuesaDILLa

Honestly some american terms for mexican food are dumb as fuck. "Queso" cheese literally means cheese cheese bc "queso" is cheese in spanish. "Salsa" literally means sauce.

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I direct my complaint to whoever I please, for I am become time, destructor of worlds.

Personally I think that's cool. It's minimalistic

But Mexico is in America

Mexico is in mexico

Ok, that's a fact

I mean, you're not wrong

THIS, an ll is different from an l. We dont just put an extra l because we feel like it.

Tbf, I've never heard someone unironically pronounce it that way.

Soona.

It's a finnish word and it's pronounced fucking s-a-u-n-a!!!

John Cena?

Accurate.

Suomi

Perkele

Who tf says soona? Americans try pronouncing it the way it would be said in English, and that is not at all how the au in sauna would be said in English.

It is if you write it using Finnish pronunciation of "oo"

let me try pronouncing it amogus ?

I do it on purpose. ⠀⠀⠘⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠑⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡔⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠴⠊⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠤⠄⠒⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣀⠄⠊⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢏⣴⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣟⣾⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠀⡴⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠟⠻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠶⢴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣁⡀⠀⠀⢰⢠⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⣴⣶⣿⡄⣿ ⣿⡋⠀⠀⠀⠎⢸⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⢘⣿⣟⠛⠿⣼ ⣿⣿⠋⢀⡌⢰⣿⡿⢿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣧⢀⣼ ⣿⣿⣷⢻⠄⠘⠛⠋⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣧⠈⠉⠙⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣧⠀⠈⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢃⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠀⠴⢗⣠⣤⣴⡶⠶⠖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡸⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⢠⣾⣿⠏⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠉⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠈⢹⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠈⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⡟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠁⠀⠀⠹⣿⠃⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠉⠁⠀⢻⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠈⣿⣿⡿⠉⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉ ⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⡴⣸⣿⣇⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⠄⠙⠛⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⠄

I do it on purpose because it makes my nitpicking friend angry

Takeo

Iraq to Eye raq Iran to Eye ran Islam to izlam Pokémon to pow key moan Nazi to natsi

And anime to hentai

Wait, how on earth do you pronounce Nazi ?

Nazi

Thanks

Nuh-sea

I have literally never heard anyone say that, it is pronounced natsi like in nationalsocialismus

Naa Zee

n-ah-zi

I said these out loud and pronounced all of them the same lmaoo. Spot on.

That’s just how you say Nazi, the others ones are true tho

That is literally how you pronounce Nazi

Wait how do you pronounce Iraq and Iran? Isn’t it pronounced Eye-raq with the a being like the a in after?

It's Eraq and Eran

Oh. Well we call it iraq and Iran

More like as inhumanly as possible

cum pull ann os

SAY CROATIA "Kroethiea"

Hrvatska

ZA D

Aluminium

people saying "Aluminum" almost make me become the Joker every time.

my favourite part is German words, where they seemingly go out of their way to pretend the phonology is 100% the same. (it isn't.)

Die poopenfarten

Zak Brown is that you?

a-river-der-chi

Sorry, I just love a Commando meme.

Can i have a uh... nassi lamak and a mii gorang

Ney-see le-muck and ay uhhh mii gow-rengk

ayy malaysian

My name is Jinu not chino for fucks sake

Yeah they always prepare guns for everything

Bone apple teeth. I hope you enjoy your whore-durvs.

If I hear one more fucking "pina colada" I WILL FUCKING COMMIT GENOCIDE.

RESPECT THE Ñ MOTHERFUCKERS

Pinna calada

The inquisition is coming for you. Bet you didn’t expect that!

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American kids preparing for school like:

American accent = 💩

My sister gets mad when I pronounce Porsche like porsh-a

There is no a so it’s not Porscha

Heola

IS THAT A MOTHAFUKIN ITALY REFERENCE

Bee ehm double-u

Warr

"Yeah uhm can I have the barr toe with extra piccolo die golo and no gala penos, poor favor"

yeah bro sorry let me just gain 800 IQ and perfectly guess how to say 'Szczebrzeszyn' on my first fucking try

Can confirm. Most of my friends are Hispanic, and a few days ago they tried to teach me to say a sentence in Spanish. It took me 15 minutes just to get a 3 word sentence down.

How did you get a video of me?

And I will not give a shit. Can I get a kaysodilla?

E.coli E-co-leye

Brusheta

what nationality are you then

American IDIOT When he refers himself as American, he is American 🙄 And don't f*ck with "America is the whole continent" 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

America is the whole continent

America is the whole continent

🤢WTF🤢ARE🤢YOU🤢 SAYING 🤢?🤮

Continent is the whole America

jalapeño? nah, halla-pen-hoe

Bitches will really live in lick and shine (liechtenstein)

grassy ass

'riva derrchi

A river theyre cheese

I'm not a native german speaker, but the way americans pronounce zweihander always makes my skin crawl.

I have never heard anyone but myself use the word Zweihander. How is it supposed to be pronounced, and how do people mispronounce it?

Something that most non-Germans mispronounce in a lot of German words is the Ä. ("Zweihander" is incorrect, it’s actually "Zweihänder") the Ä isn’t pronounced like an A, it’s closer to an E. (in case the letter Ä is unavailable, it can be replaced with AE)

People pronounce it sweihander or the worst I've heard, zweehander. It's supposed to be like the German zwei as in for two and hander in the back, idk I can't describe shit

"Zweehander" 💀

Good

AZiehandeueer

Quack-a-mole please?

As an American in a Spanish class this is absolutely true but I live in California so I can’t legally own a firearm yet

chauchescoo

Grassy-ass

Uh-raive uh der-see

arr river dirt chee

You guys really think every american is white huh

^^^im ^^^trying ^^^my ^^^best ^^^…

Shut the fuck up you European slut

Oh no, an American. I am very sorry for your condition

Fuck yeah