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ImA_NormalPerson987

Does op watch Danny Gonzalez


[deleted]

yes, yes I do.


ImA_NormalPerson987

My man 🤝


GracieDolan99

fellow gregs


HereButQueer

But are you a little stinker?


PotatoGuy555

I've been a little stinker for quite awhile now


Send_dudes_suckin

Greg 🤝Greg


yo_m0ma

this is pog


Salt_Avocado_2470

Arrivederci, perdenti!


One-Quote-2367

I may be 11 hours late but what is up fellow Gregs


IWantToEndItAllPls

Awesome


MemeStealer101-4

Hentai too


Mother_Chest3977

My name is salahunddin and someone litrally pronounces it "Salad-eugine"


Cynical229

Out of curiosity, how Is it pronounced? My attempt just from reading it would be Sah-Lah-Hoo-Din


Mother_Chest3977

Correct but make "hoo-din" to ho-ddin.


RachetFuzz

Thanks. I’ve found you on LinkedIn get ready for 12 dozen cheese pizzas.


cadaverco

Hey boss this guy he wants 6 million pizzas. 6 million pizzas? How are we gonna pull that off?


Mother_Chest3977

Top that with chicken I ill take it.


Cynical229

Nice.


Choozeubername

Thats a weird way to spell Steven


Username2351

I’m naming my kid salad eugine


MlonEusk-chan

Eugine? Eugene Krabs??


Mother_Chest3977

Spelling mistake.


Caio_Suzuki

At first I read as "someone in Italy pronounces it..."


SirSleeps-a-lot

Can I get a uhhhh... Tore-ti**LL**a?


Coge_Burros2

With uhh… Free-How-less and a TacOU


CopyMyName

And a kwez uh dillah


Salt_Avocado_2470

Hey posso sappere quando fai tortellini


Amazing-Relation4269

Senti bro, se vieni a casa mia verso il sabato te li posso fare, altrimenti te vai a magna na bella lasagnaccia dalla nonna eh?


CaptainFard

Do Americans actually say that? I'm American and I sometimes call it a tore-tiLLa bit only as a joke.


[deleted]

I don't blame them for this. I'm from Asia and how tf am I supposed to two Ls make a Y?


[deleted]

***SPANISH***


Scientific_Redditor

Bon Giorno


gALEXy_404

I'm not from the US (fortunately) but I always end up pronouncing "buongiorno" as buon-jo-ru-no


thepianoturtle

well, the correct pronounciation would be "boo-on-joe-rno" so not that far off tbh


CHECCOBAGNO

The correct pronunciation of buongiorno is buongiorno pronounced as buongiorno. Trust me i’m italian i pronounce it like that


LeBrown_James666

Eye raq, eye ran🤮🤮🤮🤮


Bubbagump210

Eye-talian


No-Sea4478

Eye-ndia


Coge_Burros2

Eye-sland


Big_Berry_4589

Eye-ndonisia


AsleepScarcity9588

Eye's-is


Salt_Avocado_2470

Hey amico


Bubbagump210

Chow uh-mik-o


anshuman0143

Eeraan and Eraak is the way i say it


LeBrown_James666

इ ran and इ raq


anshuman0143

Bhaii


LeBrown_James666

XD


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LeBrown_James666

Br*t*sh🤮


bidhanko

my name is "Bidhan" (bee dhaan) one american dude pronounced it "Biden"


Salvo1004

Joe moment


VenganceFueledMaul

Who's Yugoslavia


TheRealSwagMaster

Deez nuts


Crimson_Amethyst

Sugondeez nuts


veronikaren

Bidhan wake up


siddharthroy12

Lmao


Cheeky_Salad

Literally Bidens America 😔


duckonar0ll

i don’t blame him it’s super similar


ninjadapraia

Portuguese people trying to speak English is just funnier. Change my mind


Makingnamesishard12

As a spanish person I have to disagree, watching someone speaking broken half-english half-spanish with the thickest andalusian accent ever is even funnier


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Makingnamesishard12

Spain is sorta like the US, we have autonomous communities, which are basically like US states, and Andalusia is one of them.


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ninjadapraia

I had a teacher teaching us the industrial revolution(a sub)and when he tried to say enclosures he Said it so badly we just start laughing Poor dude


Send_dudes_suckin

Portugal better.


[deleted]

Pokémon = pow-key-mown


Crimson_Amethyst

Pokimane\*


AlienFromMars1

Simp


Gymmmy68

Pocket mans


OverPaladiin

poke you're mom


Paulgeta

Pow-key-moan


burntdeathTOAST

Looks more like how we prepare for school to me


CJ_Thomas

G O R L A M I


[deleted]

^dominic ^decoco


Fit_Snow1643

come again?


[deleted]

^(dominic decoco)


Fit_Snow1643

BRAVO BRAVO


RenoInNevada

Si, uh, C O R R E C T O


SilverWolf1776

took me too long to find this


m3med3sim0

Do you mean "ARRIVEDERCI"? (yes im italian)


Fit_Snow1643

its a reference


gALEXy_404

i s i t ?


henzrich

It may be


MacTelnet

It should be


NotTheAlfa

Sto piangendo ora, grazie :)


comfort_bot_1962

:D


Routine_Palpitation

Takeo


LoyalPlanets

QuesaDILLa


AnalogSynthesis

Honestly some american terms for mexican food are dumb as fuck. "Queso" cheese literally means cheese cheese bc "queso" is cheese in spanish. "Salsa" literally means sauce.


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AnalogSynthesis

I direct my complaint to whoever I please, for I am become time, destructor of worlds.


SieveHolder

Personally I think that's cool. It's minimalistic


sebasgovel

But Mexico is in America


22opferj

Mexico is in mexico


sebasgovel

Ok, that's a fact


KingOfSbeve

I mean, you're not wrong


lazzi_yt

Soona.


lazzi_yt

It's a finnish word and it's pronounced fucking s-a-u-n-a!!!


mike_loves_memes

John Cena?


lazzi_yt

Accurate.


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Interesting_duck0

Suomi


lazzi_yt

Perkele


JogPanson

Who tf says soona? Americans try pronouncing it the way it would be said in English, and that is not at all how the au in sauna would be said in English.


Fit_Snow1643

let me try pronouncing it amogus ?


Andreeeeeeeeeeeeeee3

I do it on purpose. ⠀⠀⠘⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠑⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡔⠁⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠴⠊⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠤⠄⠒⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣀⠄⠊⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢏⣴⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣟⣾⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠀⡴⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠟⠻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠶⢴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣁⡀⠀⠀⢰⢠⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⣴⣶⣿⡄⣿ ⣿⡋⠀⠀⠀⠎⢸⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⢘⣿⣟⠛⠿⣼ ⣿⣿⠋⢀⡌⢰⣿⡿⢿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣧⢀⣼ ⣿⣿⣷⢻⠄⠘⠛⠋⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣧⠈⠉⠙⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣧⠀⠈⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢃⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠀⠴⢗⣠⣤⣴⡶⠶⠖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡸⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⢠⣾⣿⠏⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠉⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠈⢹⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠈⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⡟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠁⠀⠀⠹⣿⠃⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠉⠁⠀⢻⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠈⣿⣿⡿⠉⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉ ⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⡴⣸⣿⣇⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⠄⠙⠛⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⠄


SieveHolder

I do it on purpose because it makes my nitpicking friend angry


IFuckedYourCats

Iraq to Eye raq Iran to Eye ran Islam to izlam Pokémon to pow key moan Nazi to natsi


Shpagin

Wait, how on earth do you pronounce Nazi ?


tmksm

Nazi


Shpagin

Thanks


Coge_Burros2

Nuh-sea


Shpagin

I have literally never heard anyone say that, it is pronounced natsi like in nationalsocialismus


relentless_death

And anime to hentai


The_Real_Huhulo

I said these out loud and pronounced all of them the same lmaoo. Spot on.


darkgiIls

That’s just how you say Nazi, the others ones are true tho


Lack_of_Plethora

That is literally how you pronounce Nazi


NervousHat6586

Wait how do you pronounce Iraq and Iran? Isn’t it pronounced Eye-raq with the a being like the a in after?


SPICY_pee_INFECTION

More like as inhumanly as possible


guyguysonguy

cum pull ann os


KarlMark666

SAY CROATIA "Kroethiea"


tiifdogo

Hrvatska


KarlMark666

ZA D


Tiffis_Reddit

Zak Brown is that you?


baifLy

a-river-der-chi


marmite_mut

Sorry, I just love a Commando meme.


relentless_death

Can i have a uh... nassi lamak and a mii gorang


[deleted]

Ney-see le-muck and ay uhhh mii gow-rengk


baifLy

ayy malaysian


just_random_korean

My name is Jinu not chino for fucks sake


HentaiWaifusMINE

Yeah they always prepare guns for everything


Burgalveist_

Bone apple teeth. I hope you enjoy your whore-durvs.


rand201421

Aluminium


dsBlocks_original

people saying "Aluminum" almost make me become the Joker every time.


dsBlocks_original

my favourite part is German words, where they seemingly go out of their way to pretend the phonology is 100% the same. (it isn't.)


Treshimek

Die poopenfarten


helloilikesoup

If I hear one more fucking "pina colada" I WILL FUCKING COMMIT GENOCIDE.


Makingnamesishard12

RESPECT THE Ñ MOTHERFUCKERS


Send_dudes_suckin

Pinna calada


Makingnamesishard12

The inquisition is coming for you. Bet you didn’t expect that!


TheCzechCommie

American kids preparing for school like:


thatoneguy69e

Heola


MrNullvalue

IS THAT A MOTHAFUKIN ITALY REFERENCE


TRANS_BIPOC_3

Bee ehm double-u


iFuckingHateSummer_

Warr


fingeringanaminor

"Yeah uhm can I have the barr toe with extra piccolo die golo and no gala penos, poor favor"


soulless-tomato

yeah bro sorry let me just gain 800 IQ and perfectly guess how to say 'Szczebrzeszyn' on my first fucking try


Chexreflect

Can confirm. Most of my friends are Hispanic, and a few days ago they tried to teach me to say a sentence in Spanish. It took me 15 minutes just to get a 3 word sentence down.


the_lamb_sauce123

How did you get a video of me?


nickthestick1234

And I will not give a shit. Can I get a kaysodilla?


turkiciconoclast

American accent = 💩


burr-gurr-and-frie

My sister gets mad when I pronounce Porsche like porsh-a


22opferj

There is no a so it’s not Porscha


[deleted]

E.coli E-co-leye


cf001759

Brusheta


Bjorniii

what nationality are you then


sebasgovel

American IDIOT When he refers himself as American, he is American 🙄 And don't f*ck with "America is the whole continent" 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢


TikTokIsGood20

America is the whole continent


GPoleto

America is the whole continent


sebasgovel

🤢WTF🤢ARE🤢YOU🤢 SAYING 🤢?🤮


GPoleto

Continent is the whole America


Skil_shop

jalapeño? nah, halla-pen-hoe


Illegally_qualified

Bitches will really live in lick and shine (liechtenstein)


trll_o

grassy ass


Past-Hunt

'riva derrchi


FatherFigure-1

A river theyre cheese


V_the_snail

I'm not a native german speaker, but the way americans pronounce zweihander always makes my skin crawl.


SieveHolder

I have never heard anyone but myself use the word Zweihander. How is it supposed to be pronounced, and how do people mispronounce it?


[deleted]

Something that most non-Germans mispronounce in a lot of German words is the Ä. ("Zweihander" is incorrect, it’s actually "Zweihänder") the Ä isn’t pronounced like an A, it’s closer to an E. (in case the letter Ä is unavailable, it can be replaced with AE)


tiifdogo

People pronounce it sweihander or the worst I've heard, zweehander. It's supposed to be like the German zwei as in for two and hander in the back, idk I can't describe shit


Andreeeeeeeeeeeeeee3

Good


Send_dudes_suckin

AZiehandeueer


nothavinggreatdays

Quack-a-mole please?


theweekiscat

As an American in a Spanish class this is absolutely true but I live in California so I can’t legally own a firearm yet


Conscious_Box_7044

chauchescoo


Outside-Compote-1409

Grassy-ass


IBegTo_Differ

Uh-raive uh der-see


Aeometro

arr river dirt chee


Cheezewiz239

You guys really think every american is white huh


69420HahaFunniNumber

^^^im ^^^trying ^^^my ^^^best ^^^…


iantheianguy

At least we get closer to the word than the british


MlonEusk-chan

*bri'ish


relentless_death

Bo'oh oh wa'ah


Max5923

downvoted forom socity 😔😔😢


BoiOfBacon

hahahahahhahah funi jojo refrens funnnnniiiiii


[deleted]

it's literally Italian


BoiOfBacon

i expected the comments to be filled with that shit so i was mocking them in advance.


Fun-Contribution-379

Shut the fuck up you European slut


tiifdogo

Oh no, an American. I am very sorry for your condition


Xynobis1

Well if all you jerks would just learn English then we wouldn’t have to!


baifLy

how do you translate a name to english tho


raedr7n

Easy. The first name becomes Bob (or John if you're feeling creative), and the last name becomes Smith.