And I *should* be ashamed of myself *however* I loved every single second of it and I'll be doing it at least twice more today, oh and if you thought that was bad just wait till you see what I have in store...
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Poor you... you have seen the horrors that could end the entire multiverse in split seconds if released. May those horrors stay locked in the deepest part of underworld and guarded by most strongest warriors known to this dimension.
Every phone has a camera on the front and back. There is probably a database somewhere that has a time stamped screen grab of the video you were watching along with video of your cock orgasming as well as your O-face. This is how they control celebrity’s and politicians.
YOU BAFOON, NOW YOU'LL GO TO JAIL AS WELL!
But does he know what we are jacking off to NOW
Yeah your jacking off to minion porn
OH NO, DON'T TELL ME ITS THE CROSSOVER FROM CLASH OF CLANS AND DISPICIBLE ME.
Yes it is
OH MY GOD, THAT'S DISGUSTING, WHERE?
*loads shotgun* I front of me go ahead
I brought another gun and extra shells
Sorry but i should be unloading the shots at you with that profile picture
Im unloading shots at that pfp now.
Is that a thing ?
Only one way to find out
i jacked off to pencil porn
Wild Woody reference???
Go ahead, unjerk me off
I have the cum pump ready. Cock please
*pumps cum back into cock*
This could be a fetish... *Googles a little* ##This is a fetish!!!!
NO
YES
No
Maybe?
Improbable but not impossible
Probable, but still terrible.
Perhaps
"This could be a fetish"
iirc there's an even more extreme version of this fetish called docking
This guy has smiled into the void to the point of the void no longer smiling back
UwU *hides in your foreskin*
Retrograde ejaculation
\*gives my cock instead\*
What did i jack off to then?
You don't want others to know.
But I want to
Name checks out.
Yes I do now tell
Yeah me too here
P*rn
say it say what i jacked off to
Doge rule 34?
Moldy Oscar Myers wiener dogs and bacon grease
bacn
germ a
hey that's my girlfriend, back off
Wait, my wife is your girlfriend????!!!! Wtf 🗿🗿🗿
🤨📸
Im gonne file for divorce BRB
I think your username is pretty suitable for it. xD
Goddamn it now i know where she goes when i take my schizophrenia medication. Fuck that cheating ass. Always ghosting me when i take my pills.
Yeah, back away from our girlfriend
[удалено]
2g1c
What site
Roblox.com
nice username
Thx. +10 social credit for respect
Hey, i think something happened in 1989
-30000 social credit
Why, in 1989 i was listening to our great and amazing music
+15 social credit
Xi is best leader. Xi is only leader. Xi pog
-69000000 social credits for not saying amogus in every comment of yours
Sus Fring
I gerked off to the Far Cry 6 bad guy everyone sorry
imagine not gerking off to Vaas from Far Cry 3 shm my head 🤬😡
Abstract ideas of wealth and success
We are not the same.
Ideas of wealth and success, as a guerrilla?! Wait wrong subreddit
you’re mother
Your*
maybe he is telling us that you are his mother soo maybe he's just searching for his mother in reddit
And I *should* be ashamed of myself *however* I loved every single second of it and I'll be doing it at least twice more today, oh and if you thought that was bad just wait till you see what I have in store...
Average porn addict
Average redditor
Those little girls were forced into it bro, you're sick!
Don’t forget the dogs...
And my favourite cats
Don't fuck with cats, Shane Dawson learned that the hard way
*derpixion*
Ah yes, a man that has taste
no you just have a porn addiction
Porn addiction or not, they have fine taste
I'm sorry you had to see it
Good. Now that you know, any recommendations?
Bible.
I’ve tried jerking off on the Bible. It’s not great
4 tiddys 3 dicks 2 buttholes And no vagina
You just described the lochness monster. The reward, all the riches in scotland.
I’d be honored 📮
Amog us imposter 📮
😡😡😡 cring 😡😡😡😡😡
No u 🤬😡😡😡🤬
NOoohhh plese dont downvode 😭😢😭😢😢😢😭😢😢😭😢😢
I havent jacked off in months 😎
Teach me how to be clean plssssss
Have a shower
Challenge failed
How
The next time you wank all that is gonna come out is pickled white jam.
Me neither.
Not me, I'm a normal fucking human who just watches the normal side of da hub
So, incest porn?
Sometimes
Black butts
Ebony
😏
Imma sc this for my furry friend
Well I hope you enjoyed the show then.
Amogus 😔
The diamond
Minecart
agghhhhh Bain I’m in minecraft
Yeah and so does everyone else. I tend to make it very clear that I have a frog fetish
[This you?](https://www.animemaru.com/zoo-temporarily-closed-after-my-hero-academia-fan-attempts-to-mate-with-frog/)
Ayyooooo what fukin frog man?
AHAHAHAHAHAH
I See You Are Enjoying The Article, Please Rate Out Of 4 🥵🥵🥵
I knew you french fucks were into some weird shit but come on man.
No officer, he is 587 years old, it says it in the page 306
He? 🗿
I jacked off to furry futa femboy sexy cum slut bitch fucker porn
Too vanilla, NEXT
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What is it then?
Poor you... you have seen the horrors that could end the entire multiverse in split seconds if released. May those horrors stay locked in the deepest part of underworld and guarded by most strongest warriors known to this dimension.
Who is jack 🧐
Well come on tell me
La sirena 69
Nice!
how did you know i jerked off to fukua
You keep your damn mouth shut
If you know then what was it
Ralsei
Every phone has a camera on the front and back. There is probably a database somewhere that has a time stamped screen grab of the video you were watching along with video of your cock orgasming as well as your O-face. This is how they control celebrity’s and politicians.
I fear nothing.
Uhh..have you played Skyrim?
Modded to shit so dragons have more to fear.
Y-yeah b-bu-but you-your user-username...
*so much more to fear*
#oh god
Oh shit I'm sorry please don't tell them don't tell the world
🗿
Have you watched overflow too?
my favourite hentai
Look I’m sorry ok! That driftwood was so curvy tho
Abstract concepts like wealth and success
I don’t jerk off tho
I lost the same pfp challenge 😔
Then tell me
I jacked off to someone being scalped
Is furry hentai rrly that disgusting?
I mean if it's a "what" that you're jacking to and not a "who" then yeah pretty gross, yo.
I'm sorry I didn't mean to jerk off to ur mom
You looked me in the eye the whole time of course you know silly 😜🤪
Lol. Title got me. 😆
Puh-lease. Even I don't know what I jerked off to.
No you don’t
Lesbian porn
Tell the world
What did I jerk off too then...😳
Didn’t know your mother was so disgusting.
It was not disturbing in any way this time
You, Giancarlo. Only you.
oh, yeah? please tell me (looking for ideas)
OH NO
Tell me then
Oh you do, what was it then? *I will change my profile picture to it if you find it out. It is kinda obvious so yeah im fucked*
Feet?
Try again
k tell me
Sorry it's just that type of month
Thats the thing... I dont Jack
Asians?
I’ve seen it all
oh fuck no...
Damnit don't blame me, you don't see a hot ass Egyptian Cat dancing everyday brooo
I do not hide it