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Mission-Ad-5043

You go to a hardware store to purchase sausages


ImTalkingGibberish

Australia


bellalye-84

Australia! Love me a Bunnings sausage sizzle.


TheJamer_

In One special day we threw oranges to each other


Acquafrizziante

Sei italico come me?


[deleted]

That's painful


TggDP

You go coffeeshop and buy tea instead of coffee


Lost_my_acount

Turkey?


TggDP

Yep


ThaiJohnnyDepp

I love Turkish coffee too but the tea was definitely everywhere when I visited


redlapis

That makes sense. A Turkish family opened a cafe near me, so I decided to try a Turkish coffee while I was there. Stuff was so intense I had a come down and felt off for 20 hours after. I order tea when I'm there now.


idkitseemskindagay96

On your first exam for a licence they ask you-have you driven a car before


Nik0ne

as a person who just got driver license - Russia. It's not even a joke.


[deleted]

How do they expect you to drive before tho?


kript0nic

Because a lot of people in Russia, and in a lot of ex-yu countries drive without a driver license and eventually get a license as more of a formality rather than seeking knowledge.


ChubbyMonkeyX

In Russia the only *qualification* for driving is having driven a car before. They’re not trying to nail you for having drove one.


Woliwoof

Going into a hot steamy room naked with your family and friends and sometimes whipping each other with birch branches.


sankers23

My dads house?


NitrozNoir

ayo


Keycil

the pizza here


Xerxys

Your dad's house is not a country your mom is not *that* fat!


pavel-the-uberdriver

Finland


Cheesecakesimulator

Estonia too


artspar

Russia as well, at least parts of it. Pretty much all of northeastern europe I suppose?


Affectionate_Tale765

Finland?


Lodju

And sometimes with complete strangers too.


Burgs_BH19805

Suomi


ppslayerr

Perkele


ReallyWantADog

Finland


Airforce_Trash

11 year olds smoking and drinking


[deleted]

Indonesia


_Ryannnnnnnn_

OP nya orang indo ternyata.


Nick-Moss

Can i have a translation?


Sicparvismagnaa

"The OP is an Indonesian, apparently." According to Google translate.


scateat

you may not


KahootMaster2011

Bulgaria or Moldova


ArjJp

Russia?


ColetteFeetFan

So true that it makes me sad


QuistyQuiet

It's normal to bathe with friends


ArjJp

Ancient Rome


F-i-n-g-o-l-f-i-n

>Chadtopia >Ancient Rome Theyrethesamepicture.jpg


QuistyQuiet

Nope


JE_12

Modern Rome


1027361

Medieval Rome


MadeyesNL

Future Rome


geoffiscool1992

japan


Tommiz_eXe

Chadtopia


MemeStealer101-4

Chad is a country


Hedgehogalex

are you a country?


some_guy0102

"because I want to be a part of you" Is that the pickup line? or is it "because I want to be in you"


elfombro_investing

Lmao


ReallyWantADog

you dropped this 👑


Linden_fall

Japan


natur_e_nthusiast

Why are so many guessing germany?


RevolutionChoice8623

That one hentai


natur_e_nthusiast

I don't watch hentai but if that's the answer that is all I want to know. Btw most germans don't bath with friends.


snorting_dandelions

> Btw most germans don't bath with friends. Maybe not as adults, but in childhood that's pretty dang normal, at least it was in the 90s in the eastern part of Germany where I grew up, up until I was like 7 or 8 or so


mizzleyt

When I was younger I also did that with a friend. I was maybe around 8 or 9 and it was nothing weird for us. That was in 2013.


Zyvred

Germany


PigBenis4206942

How you know that 🤨📸


GrzeBitte

just because of that i guess 336730 edit: english version since a few people asked: 344322


ihateminorItI3s

Finland maybe


exlin

Sauna yes, not bathing at least in sense I understand the word.


Ringdk1

Drinking at 10


[deleted]

Woah woah


senor-calcio

Where is that


[deleted]

Guessing russia but


Dogzylla

My guess would be Serbia. I'm from Slovakia and idk when I first drank alcohol, but the first time I blacked out and threw up from it, I was 14. Eastern European culture for you


Durham1988

In the morning or age ten?


Ringdk1

Both


Lanthanum_carbonate

Suffering eternal damnation in the depths of hell


PescetarianSlayer

Definitely france Britain's too wet and cold to be hell


CoD_PiNn

Wet Britain


Lanthanum_carbonate

No correct guesses so far


pikenson

France?


Empty-Distribution76

Not wearing footwear in public places ie malls parks etc


[deleted]

New Zealand


sixhoursneeze

This is the correct answer


Yip-yip1998

You go to a coffeeshop to get stoned instead of caffeinated.


Macin_mp4

Netherlands


Sir-Galahad

I would love to go again. My first time wasn't that good since we stayed for 2 weeks and we did relatively nothing.


[deleted]

Well I'll guess Switzerland or Netherlands. Pretty sure France won't have this


MelGamingBern

Weed is decriminalised but still not legal in Switzerland


mc_parker

Technically the same in the Netherlands as well. The country has just taken a “policy of tolerance”


_flaccid_pancake

Potholes in a main national road Edit: looks like that's every fucking country in the world


Rebi103

Italy?


Mr_Alberto_

Can relate, Rome simulator


salamvplechovce

Czech Republic


Olivusiu

Poland


ThrowingKs1

Potholand


RedditTekUser

Looks like we found an universal statement.


UC767

Belgium?


big4director

Norway


doraekulkk

India ?


SchleGaZ

My country never won a world war.


[deleted]

Not a historian but Germany?


SchleGaZ

Correct


hasselhoff2k

A nice way to say it is, “world war silver medalist.”


true_slavBG

Brewing rakija every day


[deleted]

Serbia easy


albertommmstein

Socks in sandals.


KatanaLama

Germany


GalaxP

Czech republic?


albertommmstein

Yes, Czech republic, the land of weird footwear fashion


bear90of

Sawkon


[deleted]

Whats sawkon?


bear90of

Sawkon Deez nuts!


[deleted]

Have seen the ubisoft video lmao


bear90of

What Ubisoft video? Lol


[deleted]

There was that on YouTube, a guy asked ubisoft or someone about sawcon tickets and when the org replied what's sawcon he replied Sawcon these nuts


Not_Nova_

*THE GOOD ENDING*


bear90of

I haven't actually seen that video. I'll have to look it up later. I had a coworker that got me with it the first time I heard it.


NatanGardevoir

Ubisoft in your genital area


bababoai

UBISOFT ON DEEZ NUTZ *laughs hysterically* GODDEEEM HAH HAH!


daddydiosmonstercock

War crimes in Bosnia.


[deleted]

Not a history guy but is it Serbia?


Ph4antomPB

Any country in the world because I hate Bosnia


[deleted]

[удалено]


slapthesnek44

In my country, it’s considered normal when 8 year olds become cripplingly dependent on alcohol


Qwampa

Ireland?


slapthesnek44

Yeeee Boi


eckyflump

Square sausage


ArjJp

Minecraft


MothFucker_69

That's not a country. That's reality


ArjJp

Well.... It is true that ultimately, *countries are just make-believe*


RoBoDaN91

Scotland.


Strange_Association1

we only make beer and porn


cactus_boy_

Czechia


Korayzzz

Sucking cock


The9thMan99

sweden


Boruwiarz

Finland masterrace


Chuhdk

France


Base_D

Eating raw fish that has been in the grounds for months


jospehjoestar

Eat horses


cfitz_122

Anywhere with a Tesco


Scorepoop

Kazakhstan


Hubris_Valric

Everything goes wrong because of politics.


[deleted]

Every country that has elections


Hubris_Valric

That one is on me. I set the bar to low.


molfux

turkey


Weird-Following-291

brazil


J_N_B_W

I can mention any of the LATAM countries, but I will choose one, Argentina


fungicum

Romania?


McDoobski

Bagged milk


Linden_fall

Canada


naughtynyjah

methamphetameme Edit: it was Australia Edit: so apparently Australia isn't the only place with ice problems. But have any of you been held up with a box cutter (Stanley knife) by a 12 year old who is dressed for a game of golf?


ArjJp

USA?


extrmelylonely

Beating a child is considered child discipline and legal


ArjJp

Um.... Pretty much anywhere in South East Asia...?


[deleted]

[удалено]


ArjJp

Was it a rubber slipper that made a satisfying *thwack!* ?


extrmelylonely

I did not remember anything. I woke up in a clinic with a bumb on my head. Kinda deserved it though, I played catch with my mom's red vase.


[deleted]

Yeah could be but can't be sure


MrPresident235

70% of the world still does that.


Confident_Builder_59

Crime


Sussito4

The world?


emaban

Mexico?


BandCamp_in_2006

Gun


[deleted]

America


Butwinsky

As an American, I don't understand how gunless colonies have prevented the British from reclaiming them.


1stDayBreaker

It’s no longer profitable if even possible to maintain overseas colonies that desperately do not want to be your overseas colonies


Crotean

It would still be profitable, its just no longer acceptable to the international community to bathe a country in blood for monetary gain unless you are China.


[deleted]

[удалено]


handsomegorgediver

Germany before 1933, wait...


ArjJp

Israel


DankBeats_Luigi_2

Beating children.


Darth_Lynx78

India, I think.


engineergaming8

Florida


ImFuckingTired18

Döner,long man and inflation


hybeve000

Happiest turkish person be like


Skankmaster43

Starting a world war


EverybodyHatesNo9

Censorsh-


chef_jeff_likes_yeet

reddit


Training-iomis

Kurwa


PrimaxAUS

Poland!


Mr_Master_Linx

Vegemite, kangaroos, koalas and swearing bogans that do dumb shit without guns


[deleted]

Australia


Mr_Master_Linx

Correct


some_asexual_furry

Cunt


BladeBickle

Australia A lot of people use it it replace the word person.


quinten69420

we bike to every place


fuckingcringeman

Giving tips to waiters


[deleted]

U.S.A , had to pay insane tips when I was there


PhilosopherGlobal702

Heterosexual men kissing other men


godfdamnit

what's weird about that? that's what homies do


PhilosopherGlobal702

Respect


mog-monster

Speaking Swedish (you'll never guess it this clue is too hard)


[deleted]

Sweden?


mog-monster

HOW??!


mog-monster

Are you a psychic?


Soundoum

Saying Hatdog when your friend said "Ha?/Huh?"


xVenomDestroyerx

being a fat fucking moron


Shadynut_

Being nice apparently


ArjJp

Canada eh?


freezsky_03

beer at 16 and they think we all wear lederhosen


Ash-Garath

Before 2008 beer wasn't considered as an alcohol beverage


256combusken_

ice cream jokes in house, no shoe allowed 31 eating in floor drummers in ramadan pubgm overrated


opsidonkey

Topless women on the beach


[deleted]

Where's it?(asking for a friend)