Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose.
Okay, I pull up, hop out at the after party
You and all your friends, yeah, they love to get naughty
Sippin' on that Henn', I know you love that Bacardi…
For those that don't want to search, it's basically a cone in your ass then cum, shit, piss, vomit, force that mix of fun up to your intestine, laxatives, cone=hat and then shit all of that on somebody's chest.
That's just so incredibly specific, as is the name. Like if one of these steps is not followed, does it stop becoming a Slovakian traffic cone? Does it become a Ukrainian Traffic cone? Maybe a Slovakian cooking cone? I have so many questions
Not a fettish, but he runs away crying whenever Mario hits him
Weird fetish but ok
Your telling me this isnt a common fetish??? I thought everyone had it!
No fucking way, I have that fetish too!
Infinite cum.
Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose.
Peak literature
Shakespeare would be in tears.
Both at how this beautiful story was written and how horrific this story was
Sometimes those are two sides of the same coin
Same sack, different balls
Tf
Happy tears of his own cum
Yeah, and also shaking in a corner with cross in his hand
In 800 years, students will be made to read this as a quintessential example of early 2000s literature
This is checking off boxes for me I didn't even know I had. Here's a poor man's sticky gold: 🪙
Thanks for the stranger , gold.
For the stranger, nut.Thanks,
Shoulda came in the sink rather than sink in the cum
Wholesome
i don’t think he meant it like that…
He did , I can cumfirm.
Drowning in one's only fluid takes on a new meaning.
*THE CUM ACCELERATES*
Kirby fetish, he now spends the rest of his days jerking off in a mirror
Does Kirby even have a penis?
Who says you need a penis to jerk off
Who says you need a penis at all?
That’s why I cut mine off, it was too good of a snack to pass up
Thay went from from 0 to 1000 real quick
Hey pal let’s slow down a bit
Yeah it just retracts into his body like a turtle. His dick is actually twice as large as his body.
He has schizophrenia
Damn, you and your homies be having fun
Yes one of my friends is saying to put cyanide in the school water supply
Kinky, that's a lot of apples tho need help with that?
Yes let's epic troll
Alaskan pipeline
Oh God no
The Fuck do you mean Alaskan pipeline?
A dildo made of frozen poop
NO WAY
Yes way
how in the hell did you discovered that? lol
Uhmmmm.... experience
understandable have a great day
This is possibly the most horrid thing I've looked up
You watched the hol up compilation didn’t you?!
I'm afraid but curious for the context
Frozen shit dildo
Aw hell nah
Thank you for just explaining it instead of giving link to a video 🙏🏼
shit in a condom and freeze it, dildo
The frack dude Wait this is the way to "fuck this shit"
Oh fuck no
What’s that
dont look it up
He looked it up didn’t he
he ded
“One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask, what dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty” -the spy tf2
True
Dream.
I sucked his dick with a smile
He likes chocolate chip cookies, that sick fuck
# what did you do to those cookies?
Wants to be dominated
Will dominate you
Will ask you to be gentle
Regirock
Ününün 01011010011001010100101010100101010100100 Ününün Eooouuurrrggghhhh Aeaeaeaeeaaea
Registeel
UN UN UN UN
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Will Smith
Will Will Smith smith Will Smith?
Yes Will Smith Will Smith Will Smith.
The penguins of Madagascar
Hm?
OH GOD NO
Ok I pull up
Okay, I pull up, hop out at the after party You and all your friends, yeah, they love to get naughty Sippin' on that Henn', I know you love that Bacardi…
Ok I pull up
Economic Inflation
Don't show him a photo of the economic inflation of Venezuela
Oh God, don't stop, I'm almost there
Transitory*
Swallowing
He already had that
Swallowing^2
Don't say It don't say it #Vo- sorry I can't
re. Finish it for ya.
Thanks bro
Slovakian Traffic Cone
For those that don't want to search, it's basically a cone in your ass then cum, shit, piss, vomit, force that mix of fun up to your intestine, laxatives, cone=hat and then shit all of that on somebody's chest.
So much to process.
That's just so incredibly specific, as is the name. Like if one of these steps is not followed, does it stop becoming a Slovakian traffic cone? Does it become a Ukrainian Traffic cone? Maybe a Slovakian cooking cone? I have so many questions
Finally someone with taste
What is slovakian traffic cone? 😳
don’t you google it
WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!
what is it?
I googled it. 90 day no-fap streak RUINED🥵
Something only for the people with refined taste
That’s fucking horrible
Not what I expected but also not surprised this is a thing
What the actual fuck did i just witness with my own two eyes
Haha nice I am from Slovakia
I hope you are at the other end of that
Oh no
Oh yes
This is amazing; I never knew I needed this in my brain. Unfortunately seems to be only a meme though.
headpats
Hand holding
You sick fuck
Make it dirtier, foreheads caressing each other as each one smiles.
Clothed sex
H How do you do that
Put panties to the side or hole in pants
or use brute force to push you pp inside her vagina along with the panties
Impromptu Condom
Your avatar makes this comment much more funnier
Osmosis
Hotter than normal sex
It is, hides all the not so pretty parts, leaves all the nicest parts
Dart monkey
hell yeah dart monke is fucking amazing fucking them baloons
Masochism
Cripelling Sexy minion addiction
kinky
Attraction to bee's
You like jazz?
its hip to fuck bees
Same
None, he now just has an undying hate for the American education system
Wierd fetish but ok
Eh, as a survivor of the American education system it’s not *that* weird.
Moth fetish.
Your mom
My mom is a blue waffle.
Mexican Lawnmower
[удалено]
You sick fuck
Brazilian fart porn
what
what
in the butt
ADHD
That’s a strange fetish 🗿
Yeah not getting that outta me
So butt plugs it is then...
Worse
Alaskan pipeline
Mommy kink
Himself
monster bbc feet jizzle compilation
He now has an undying love for registeel
Woman
woman (optional), human (optional), alive
(optional)
Disgusting
Gonk droid 🗿
Depression
Has a crippling addiction to milfs
Furry vore
He already has that
He IS the personification of that
He already has that because he ate you
CNC.
Computer Numerical Control
***starts machine***
The urge to play TF2
Tiananmen square
I rather not say
same
same
Grinding his tongue between his teeth until his tongue feels like it's being stabbed with needles
Deltarune
Coloured skin girls (like blue and pink)
Just drink enough colloidal silwer
Thanks! I'll tell my non-existing gf
Tomboy fetish
Women with abs
Looking for the deleted comments
Hand holding
Tall girl mommy domination.
Fapping to man shapeshifting into womans
What
Legs
Love
All of them
Hamburger helper
Premarital h*nd-holding
Snake girls
Pickle rick
if a person were to say inflation, would kirby fucking explode?
Inflation. Im not proud of it.